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Drev
Dec 24th, 2004, 11:33 PM
I just realized that Frosty the Snowman is just an non-Christian form of telling the story of Jesus for Christmas time. Here's the facts:

*Frosty the Snowman was born from a magic hat (Jesus was born from the Virgin Mary. Though both are different. Both are things that are hard to believe. I am Christian and I do believe the Virgin mary being pregnant. Anyways..)

*Frosty brought the children joy (Jesus borught the people joy)

*Frosty melted (Jesus died)

*THe kids built a new snowman, put the hat on it, and Frosty was back again (resurrection of Jesus)

*The last lines in the song has Frosty saying "I'll be back again someday" (The Bible claiming Jesus will return to this world.)

It's kinda weird, really :/
GADZOOKS
Dec 24th, 2004, 11:54 PM
*Frosty melted (Jesus died)


WOW, MY GRANDMOTHER DIED TOO, YOU THINK SHE'S ALSO JESUS! :EEK
ScruU2wice
Dec 25th, 2004, 01:07 AM
"I'll be back again someday"


More like "I'll be back sunday"
Jixby Phillips
Dec 25th, 2004, 01:28 AM
I'm going to make a three hour movie about frosty melting.
Black Flag
Dec 25th, 2004, 01:37 AM
and also a lot of what the government says is lies!
kellychaos
Dec 27th, 2004, 05:08 PM
Nonsense! The lion in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was Jesus! >:
Esuohlim
Dec 27th, 2004, 05:25 PM
WHEN I THINK OF THE VIRGIN MARY, I CERTAINLY THINK OF A HAT AS WELL
DeadKennedys
Dec 28th, 2004, 02:56 AM
That's a rather stupid point. It's very similar to a student who gets an essay prompt that says "Describe this literary character" and they say "He is a Christ-like figure," Nearly every important literary character can be compared to jesus
Guitar Woman
Dec 28th, 2004, 02:58 AM
Nonsense! The lion in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was Jesus! >:
It's true! :(
DeadKennedys
Dec 28th, 2004, 03:08 AM
What? No one asked you! >:
Rongi
Dec 28th, 2004, 07:26 PM
WHEN I THINK OF THE VIRGIN MARY, I CERTAINLY THINK OF A HAT AS WELL

When I think of the virgin Mary i get a boner :picklehat

hahahaha I'M SOOO EDGY
GADZOOKS
Dec 28th, 2004, 07:30 PM
I was under the impression that Jesus spoke english. >:
Rongi
Dec 28th, 2004, 07:39 PM
http://trinitywholesale.com/prints/religious/images/a9554.jpg

I <3 the internet
HickMan
Dec 29th, 2004, 01:40 AM
This is what I found when I searched Jesus Snowman :(

http://www.posternow.com/r/r1530.jpg
Esuohlim
Dec 29th, 2004, 02:53 AM
ROO NUMBA FO
HickMan
Dec 29th, 2004, 04:36 PM
YOU SEE NO WENIS
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 29th, 2004, 04:39 PM
http://trinitywholesale.com/prints/religious/images/a9554.jpg

I <3 the internet

Jebus was black? That would be soooo f ucking cool if scientist somehow found out he was black.......
HickMan
Dec 29th, 2004, 04:53 PM
He looks like Bob Marley :(