WATCH OUT I-MOCKERY FOR THE FEIRCEST GANG IN YOUR LIFE

[Jixby Phillips]

WATCH OUT :eek

[huond]

WE'RE COMING TO GET YA :eek

[Jixby Phillips]

YYOU NEVER EVEN SEEN US COMING

[GADZOOKS]

DANGER IS OUR MIDDLE NAME! :eek[/i]

[Jixby Phillips]

WE'RE GONNA KILL YOU

[GADZOOKS]

OUR FIRST ENEMY IS THE EDIT BUTTON >:

DAMN YOU EDIT BUTTON (gang beatdown)

[Lotida]

How come Gadzooks has to be the old guy? >:

[GADZOOKS]

I'm not an oldguy, I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE >:

I think we need to show who's business with a freestyle TTOUGH GUYS GANG RAP

[GADZOOKS]

YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH >:
YOU GOTTA BE ROUGH >:
IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT YOU SHOW THEM YOUR STUFF :explode

YOU GIVE A HIT >:
YOU GIVE A PUNCH >:
AND IF THEY ARE STILL ALIVE, WE'LL TAKE YOU OUT TO LUNCH

TONIGHT'S ENTREE: KNUCKLE SANDWHICH :fu

[Perndog]

Where's the fourth one?

[Jixby Phillips]

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO TO THE JOHN
(GO TO THE JOHN) :die
I'M THE TOUGHEST MOTHER F*CKER SINCE CAPTAIN RON

I CAN KICK A KICK RIGHT IN YOUR NUTS :conspiracy
I CAN EVEN KICK A THOUSAND BUTTS :conspiracy

BUT THERES ONE THING TOUGH GUYS NEVER DO :explode
ITS GET SCARED OF MONSTERS... WE'RE MONSTERS TOO!
WE CAN GROWL AND PUNCH JUST LIKE THE BEST :conspiracy
WE CAN EAT LITTLE KIDS... YOU KNOW THE REST :fart

SO IF YOU WANNA EVEN TRY TO FIGHT US ONLINE
GET IN LINE BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA GET YOU :explode

>: :boot :imock

[Seven Force]

Whatever assholes are spreading shitty rumors about Terra can stop.

You wish you could know somebody as sweet as she is, you cum-guzzling butt pirates.

I laugh at your pathetic "gang". More like a gang of metrosexuals hugging each other. Guess where the other arms are!

>:

[James]

I'm Terra's friend and all, but what in the holy fuck does that have to do with this thread?

[Seven Force]

Absolutely nothing. Sorry.

That just got me pissed is all.

You guys can go back to whatever you were talking about.

[Jixby Phillips]

TERRA PRETENDS SHE DOESNT HAVE AIDS AND SHE SLEEPS AROUND WITH BL*CKS JUST TO GIVE THEM AIDS ON PURPOSE

[Seven Force]

AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE JIXBY JIZZSTAIN!

"Aw...that ol Jizz. He hasn't changed at all. Still the same old weeping pusswizz."

That's from Terra. :)

[GADZOOKS]

WHY DON'T YOU TRY THINKING FOR YOURSELF, YOU FAT TUB. :)

[huond]

DANG YALLS I MISSED OUT ON THE RAPS LETS MOVE ONTO THE RAPES >:

[Esuohlim]

Aw...that ol oats.

[Anonymous]

I think sevenforce needs another vacation.

[Immortal Goat]

Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous]

Or at least to make a new year's resolution to not be such a fucking lame sheeple.

[Helm]

No, no, vacation sounds better.

[Ninjavenom]

I know a guy who'll break his shins for fifty bucks.

[HickMan]

WATCH OUT F*CK

[Esuohlim]

Oh crap that picture is running out of pieces :eek

[HickMan]

TAKE ONE WHILE YOU STILL CAN FOO'

LET'S SEE YOU DANCE SUCKA YOU GOT NOTHIN' ON ME

[FS]

HANDS OFF TERRA, B*TCH

PS I LIKE MEGAMAN

[Marine]

wich of them?

[GADZOOKS]

Marine, you are in gang territory, get away before you get caught in the crossfire!

[Marine]

ya da gangstas will nava git me ya hear?

[huond]

TAKE ONE WHILE YOU STILL CAN FOO'

LET'S SEE YOU DANCE SUCKA YOU GOT NOTHIN' ON ME

WHO THE F*CK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUSTER???? >:O YOURE F*CKIN WITH THE WRONG BUNCH HERE!! >_<

[GADZOOKS]

YEAH GIVE JIXBY BACK HIS WAIST >:

[HickMan]

GOD DANG YOU ALL ARE FOR REAL :eek

[huond]

DANG RIGHT AND IM GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT

[HickMan]

NO DON'T I'M REALLY GOOD AT GANGS :( I'LL BE A GOOD GANG MAN :(

[GADZOOKS]

NO CAN DO, THIS IS A GANG OF FOUR, AND OUT FOURTH IS LAYING LOW TILL THE REAL BATTLE BEGINS.

[Seven Force]

The gang:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/metro.jpg

Jixby is on the right. :(

[GADZOOKS]

HAHA, you really got us there RONGI ;)

[HickMan]

I DON'T NEED YOU GANG. I'LL START UP MY OWN GANG WITH ONLY ME IN IT AND STILL KICK YOUR BUTTS

[Matt Harty]

HICKMAN ILL JOIN YOUR GANG BBBLAT BBBLAT

[Matt Harty]

this thread smells like piss i think jixbys gang is pissin their pants pssssssssssh

[HickMan]

PSSH AWW DAWG THATS TIGHT YO THAT GANG BETTER CALL THEIR MOMS AND ASK THEM TO CHANGE THEIR DIAPERS CUZ IT SMELLS

[Matt Harty]

THEY PROBABLY GET CHANGED ON THOSE STURDY STANDS YOU SEE IN RESTRAUNT BATHROOMS :rolleyes

[HickMan]

AND THEY S*IT ALL OVER THEM I BET

[Matt Harty]

GOD I JUST SLIPPED ON THIS THREAD THERES SO MUCH PISS

[HickMan]

LEARN TO PEE IN THE TOILET BABIES

[Matt Harty]

THEY PROBABLY SHIT IN THE URINAL

[Matt Harty]

hey you guys click on this i think you need it http://www.thepottystore.com/img/title_pottytraininginfo.gif


oooooo

[Mike]

LOL

[MrAdventure]

what the f*ck why are you disrespecting me

[GADZOOKS]

Oh No here we go!

[MrAdventure]

IM MRADVENTURE AND IM HERE TO SAY
THAT OUR GANGS NOT HERE JUST TO PLAY

WE GOT DELUXE HAMBURGERS AND WE DONT SHARE
(ONLY w/ EACH OTHER)
YOU MESS WITH US AND WELL MESS YOUR HAIR

WE GOT LOTS OF SAYINS
JUST LIKE THE WAYANS

WE GOT A COLOR THATS WHAT WE SAY
OUR COLOR IS THE GOOD OL U S A

WE DRIVE REAL HARD EACH AND EVERY DAY
SO LOOK OUT PUNKS GET OUT OF OUR WAY

YOUVE BEEN GANGED COURTESY OF US
NOW YOURE GETTING LEFTIN THE DUST

[huond]

WE'D RUMBLE WITH THE BEST OF THEM
BUT WE ARE THE BEST, YOU BUM
GET OUTTA THE WAY YOU LOUSY C*NTS
WE'RE MESSING YOU UP LIKE PREGNANT DOG FULL OF RUNTS
IF YOU WANNA GET OWN OUR GOOD SIDE THEN TOO BAD
WE AIN'T GOT NO GOOD SIDE YOU JERKWAD

WERE ROUGH TOUGH AND READY TO GO
WERE ROUGH TOUGH AND KICKIN SOME B*TT
DONT F*CK WITH US OR YOULL GET IT

YOU BETTER HIDE TO SAVE YOUR SKIN
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE GETTING YOURSELF IN
FIRE BURNS AND IT SURE AIN'T NICE
BUT IT TAKES A LAME TO GET BURNED TWICE

[MrAdventure]

heres my impression of that *other* "gang" after that rap "WAH WAH WAH"

[GADZOOKS]

YOU STAWBERRY HILL KIDS ARE LOOSE CANNONS
BUT WE ARE ATOMIC BOMBS
WE'LL SEND YOU TO OUTER SPACE
AND MAKE YOU RUN HOME TO YOUR MOMS >:

[HickMan]

YO I SEE NO SNOW ON THE GROUND HERE
THAT'S CUZ THE STRAWBERRY HILL GANG IS HERE AND YOU ALL QUEER
YOU KNOW ABOUT US AND WE HAVE A REP
AND YOU BETTER NOT MESS WITH US OR YOU'LL BE NECK UP IN DEBT
DON'T TRY TO PULL OUT A VISA
CUZ WE DON'T OWN ANY HO'S NAMED LISA
YOU EAT A STRAWBERRY
YOU BE MAKIN DINGLEBERRIES


DON'T F*CK WITH ME

[MrAdventure]

uh that rap was more like a cr*p haha how about this

UH MY NAME IS HICKMAN
I WISH I DIDNT LIVE IN A VAN
I EAT SOUP STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN
AND I HATE MY LIFE CAUSE I GOT NO PLAN

MY RAPS SMELL LIKE A WORN OUT SOCK
IF I WAS A POPE ID BE DEFROCKED
MY FAVORITE MEAL IS WORMS AND FLEAS
AND MUDDY WATER IF YOU PLEASE

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah hickman, i see where you get all your rapping skills at, IMMORTAL GOAT :rolleyes

[huond]

YOU CALL THAT A RAP?
I THINK I CALL THAT A NAP (*YAWNS*)
HOWS ABOUT A LITTLE REBUTTLE
THIS IS TURNING INTO JUST A LITTLE SCUFFLE
BUT OUR GANG CAN HANDLE THIS NO SWEAT
CUZ WE'RE THE TOUGHEST? YOU BET
WE'LL SHOW YOU WHERE ITS AT
MESSIN YOU UP LIKE A TICKED OFF CAT

WE AIN'T FOOLING AROUND
OUR TOUGHNESS WILL ASTOUND (YOU)
YOURE MINDS WILL BE BLOWN TO THE STARS
AND YOUR FACES ALL COVERED IN SCARS
WE'LL TURN THESE STRAWBERRY *GIRLS*
INTO STRAIGHT UP STRAWBERRY SWIRLS

[HickMan]

THOSE RHYMES ARE SO OLD AND OUT OF DATE I DOUBT YOU CAN GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A RAKE

HI MY NAME IS MRADVENTURE
I THINK I'M COOL BUT REALLY I'M JUST A FOOL
I LIKE OLD GUYS WHO WEAR TINY SHIRTS
BUT THE TRUTH IS HICKMAN IS JUST SO CRUEL
ALL I LIKE TO DO ALL DAY IS WALK AROUND IN A SKIRT
I TRY TO BEAT HICKMAN'S MAD MAD SKILLS
BUT HONESTLY IN A LITTLE WHILE I'LL BE OWING HIM BILLS

[huond]

THIS ONE STILL APPLIES:

YOU CALL THAT A RAP?
I THINK I CALL THAT A NAP (*YAWNS*)
HOWS ABOUT A LITTLE REBUTTLE
THIS IS TURNING INTO JUST A LITTLE SCUFFLE
BUT OUR GANG CAN HANDLE THIS NO SWEAT
CUZ WE'RE THE TOUGHEST? YOU BET
WE'LL SHOW YOU WHERE ITS AT
MESSIN YOU UP LIKE A TICKED OFF CAT

WE AIN'T FOOLING AROUND
OUR TOUGHNESS WILL ASTOUND (YOU)
YOURE MINDS WILL BE BLOWN TO THE STARS
AND YOUR FACES ALL COVERED IN SCARS
WE'LL TURN THESE STRAWBERRY *GIRLS*
INTO STRAIGHT UP STRAWBERRY SWIRLS

[GADZOOKS]

HICKMAN YOU GIGGLE SAYING "YOU GOT SERVE"
YOU DUMB LITTLE KIDDIES GOT SOME NERVE >:
OLD SKOOL IS HERE, AND YOU WILL SEE
YOU JUST A BUNCH OF BABY HIP HOPPIN WANNABEES :party

AND WERE THAT MATT HARTY PAL OF YOURS
I BET HE'S CRYING, WHEN IT RAINS, IT POURS
I BET HE'S SORRY FOR MESSING WITH US TODAY
IF HE WAS HERE THIS IS WHAT HE SAY:

BEEP BEEP GOES MY CELLPHONE :(
I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE :tear
BEEP BEEP GOES MY CELL :(
I'M SO LONELY I COULD TELL :tear

[MrAdventure]

LOOK OUT HERE COMES FREEDOM OF SPEECH
THE KIND THAT MAKES YOU WANNA IMPEACH
IM TAKIN YOU OUT ELECTION STYLE
CUZ YOURE A CANDIDATE IN DENIAL

SEE HERE RIGHT NOW IF YOU WILL PLEASE
YOUVE LOST THE VOTES IN ALL THE COUNTIES
YOUR PLATFORM SMELLS LIKE A PUPPY T*RD
AT LEAST FROM INTERNS THATS THE WORD

YOUR BIGGEST SUPPORTER IS YOUR BELT
AND PEOPLE SAY YOUVE SMELT AND DEALT
SEE WHAT I HEARD WAS SOMETHING SAD
YOUR BEST BUD WAS A WEEKEND DAD

THIS GANG OF YOURS IS A SHAM
A DEMOCRAT WOULDNT SHAKE YOUR HAND
YOU ABOUT AS POPULAR AS INCOME TAX
OR A BIG JERK WHO EATS ALL THE SNACKS

[HickMan]

YOU GOT SOME SKILLS I MUST ADMIT
BUT ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THE GLOVE DON'T FIT
YOU ALL JUST A BUNCH OF GEEZERS
WHO CAN GET KNOCKED DOWN BY THE SMALLEST BREEZERS

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T QUIT RIGHT NOW
MAYBE I'D BETTER SHOW YOU A REASON TO
YOUR RHYMES THEY SMELL LIKE A DIRTY OLD COW
YOUR STREET SMARTS ARE ABOUT AS GOOD AS GOO

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOUR GANG'S GOT A NAME
CUZ EVERYONE ON THE BLOCK THINKS YOU GOT NO GAME

[GADZOOKS]

HA! BREEZERS THAT ISN'T A WORD
YOUR SO CALLED RAPPING SKILLS ARE QUITE ABSURD
WHY DONT YOU COME BACK TO FIGHT US WHEN YOU READ A BOOK
IT'S CALLED THE DICTIONARY, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A LOOK :lol

[huond]

H*CK YEA
WORD GADZOOKS

[HickMan]

THE DICTIONARY IS A JOKE
IT'S SO FUNNY I ALMOST CHOKE
I'VE GOT SUPER MAD SKILLS
YOUR GANG HAS NO HOPE
THE STRAWBERRY HILL GANG CAN RUN THE DRILLS
BUT YOU RAG TAG TEAM CAN'T EVEN CROSS A MOAT

[MrAdventure]

since when was a gang one person haha why dont you come back when you got a pair (of gang members to back you up)

[whoreable]

hi gangs!

[HickMan]

WANNA BE IN MY GANG?

[huond]

RECRUIT SCHMUCKS IN SOME OTHER THREAD THATS NOT RUN BY THE *REAL* GANG HERE OK? BESIDES WHOREABLE WOULD NEVER JOIN A BUNCH OF LOUSY LUMPS LIKE YOUR "GANG" JEEZ

[GADZOOKS]

OUR RAPS COULD BE LONG, OUR RAPS COULD BE LIGHT
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO RAPPING, ONLY OUR RAPS ARE TIGHT
YOUR WORDS ARE SCRAWNY, OURS GOT MIGHT
THAT'S WHY WE WON THIS RAP BATTLE FIGHT

SAY YOUR PRAYERS TO YOU MOMMA, AND SAY GOODNIGHT

[MrAdventure]

i heard the strawberry hill gang was caught red handed trying to ruin the declaration iof independence and the united states constitution all trying to get their sticky fingerson it

[Jixby Phillips]

MORE LIKE STRAWBERRY G*Y-NG (OR FANGS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOTHING BUT BLOOD SUCKERS)

[GADZOOKS]

i heard the strawberry hill gang was caught red handed trying to ruin the declaration iof independence and the united states constitution all trying to get their sticky fingerson it

STICKY WITH STRAWBERRY JAM, THAT WHY THIER HANDS WERE RED.

[huond]

OUR GANG HAS GOT WHAT IT TAKES
WE SURE ARENT A BUNCH OF FAKES
THAT OTHER GANG THOUGH
THEYRE ABOUT AS TOUGH AS PLAY-DOH
WE'RE THE ROCKS OF THIS TOWN
WE'RE THE CAUSE WHEN ROUGH STUFF GOES DOWN
EVEN IF YOU LEAVE US ALONE ROUGH ROUGH BOW WOW
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK ANYHOW

[HickMan]

ONE THING ABOUT MY RHYMES
I'VE GOT THE TIME

ALL MY RHYMES COME FROM THE HEART
BUT YOUR RHYMES SOUND AS GOOD AS A FART

SOME OF MY G'S CALL ME OMEGA
AND YOU CAN'T PLAY ME LIKE A SEGA

[huond]

YOUR RHYMES MIGHT COME FROM THE HEART
BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE BRAINS TO GET A START
WE'RE TOO SMART FOR YOUR GANG OF KIDS
YOURE NOT EVEN OLD ENOGUH TO NOT DIE FROM SIDS
BABIES BABIES EVERYWHERE
YOUR GANG'S HEADS HAVENT EVEN GROWN HAIR

[HickMan]

I'VE GOT ONE GOOD BRAIN
THAT'S TWO MORE THEN YOU CAN EVER GAIN
MY BRAIN'S SO BIG I CAN GIVE IT A NAME

YOU'RE TOO SENILE TO KEEP UP WITH ME
YOU'D BETTER GO SIT ON A BEDPAN AND PEE

OLDIES OLDIES EVERYWHERE
TOO BAD YOU LOST ALL YOUR HAIR

[GADZOOKS]

THE ONLY THING THAT HAS LOST IS YOU
YOUR INSULTS ARE AS DUMB AS THE ONES BETWEEN MIMI AND DREW
AND WASN'T MIMI YOUR AVATAR TOO?
KEEP ON ATTEMPTING TO WIN, MEDIOCRITY WILL ENSUE

[HickMan]

TAKE YOUR SMARTS
PUT THEM TO THE TEST
I DOUBT YOU'LL LIVE
THIS IS ONE RUMBLE WHERE YOU DON'T NEED THE ARTS
AND IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHUTUP AND GIVE

GIVE IT YOUR BEST
CUZ THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED
I'M A BETTER FIGHTER THAN MUHAMAD ALI

[huond]

MUHAMMAD ALI HAS PARKINSON'S DISEASE
OUR GANG WOULD STILL KICK HIS B*TT WITH EASE
EVEN IF HE DIDNT GET SICK
EVEN IF HE FOUGHT DIRTY WITH A BRICK

H*CK, YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE
YOU'D HAVE TO USE A LANCE
TO KEEP US 10 FEET FROM YOU
BUT WE'D BREAK THROUGH
AND KICK YOUR B*TT ANYWAY
SO GIVE UP AND SAY GOOD DAY

[HickMan]

ALL I NEED IS A STICK
AND JUST A SLIGHT FLICK
I'LL KNOCK OFF YOUR D*CK

WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CHEW
ALL YOU'LL DO IS LIE IN A BED
TRYING TO THINK
BUT YOU REALIZE YOU LOST YOUR HEAD
YOUR SKILLS STINK!

[MuthaFukkinCrip]

YALLS A BUNCH OF WHINY LITTLE SHITS
I'LL CRUSH YALL INTO TINY LITTLE BITS
YALL'RE GOING ROUND SAYIN "WE SO HIP"
YA BETTA WATCH YO A$$ CUZ I'M A MUTHAFUKKIN CRIP!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:lol

[Matt Harty]

THA GANG WAR IS GETTIN HEATED
MUTHAFUKKINCRIP IS ABOUT TO GET BEATED
HUONDS HOMO GANG BEATEN UP ON THA HICK
TRYING TO GANGBANG EM WITH HIS MICRO DICK
STRAWBERRY GANG BUILDING UP THE CREW
STEP OUT THE WAY BEFORE MY THUGS CRUSH YOU

[Matt Harty]

LOL

[mburbank]

Who even wants to be in your crummy ol' gang? I have my own gang and to be in it you can't be in any other gang too because it's exclusive! I'm the president of my gang and I say who gets to be in and who can't and what all the rules are too! I wouldn't be in your gang if you begged me!

[Matt Harty]

YOU EVER KILLED A MAN FOR HIS SOCKS BURBANK?

[liquidstatik]

YALLS A BUNCH OF WHINY LITTLE SHITS
I'LL CRUSH YALL INTO TINY LITTLE BITS
YALL'RE GOING ROUND SAYIN "WE SO HIP"
YA BETTA WATCH YO A$$ CUZ I'M A MUTHAFUKKIN CRIP!
:lol :lol :lol

[mburbank]

None of your bees wax, Matt Harty! You couldn't even be in my gang even if you weren't in Jixby's gang becuase my gang has a NO GIRLS ALLOWED RULE!

[Jixby Phillips]

UUUH GADZOOKS IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO TELL US :x