Yalls a buncha pansy ass CRACKAS!

[MuthaFukkinCrip]

YO! I been seein' a lotta "gangs" runnin round here, so I says to mahself "Devron, these bithces aint in no muthafukkin GANG! Theys a buncha CRACKA ASS BABIES!" Yeah, what now?! I came here to keep yall in CHECK, before some of my brothas come and smack the shit outta you like da HOES you is!

[Big Papa Goat]

please, just take my wallet

[MuthaFukkinCrip]

I bet yo wallet aint got nothin in it, yo! I'm gonna take tha muthafukka anyways, den I'm gonna beat the shit outta you and slit ya throat! How ya like DAT, muthafukka?!

[King Hadas]

I'm sorry good sir but this are gang wars and until the rest of your gang gets here their will be absolutely no fighting whats so ever.

[MuthaFukkinCrip]

Man, I can take all yall right here! Step up! Whatcha got? NUTHIN! DATS WHAT! You aint even in a gang here, so shutcho mouf, boy! IF you aint good enuff fo DESE gangs, den you aint good enuff to lick shit offa mah SHOEZ!

[King Hadas]

As your lawyer I must advice you to reconsider this. The legel nightmare your about to create will make it near impossible for your father to be re-elected as State Senater.

[ScruU2wice]

See this is where filtering the N word is gonna kick in

[MuthaFukkinCrip]

I bet no one even fukkin LIKES you here! Why don't you go hide in yo fancy lawyer office. I gots me a lawyer. Maybe you hearda him. Johnny Cochran! If he can get OJ off da hook, he sure as HELL can do SUMTHIN fo my a$$.

[MuthaFukkinCrip]

Dat wuz to dat sack-o-shit King Hadas up dere. I gots no shit against a man wit da ballz to say Screw You to a dude twice.

[ScruU2wice]

I like this guy, but I can't beleive OJ lost his civil lawsuit, there was no case against him. "If the gloves dont fit you must aquit" am I right guys >:

[Evil Robot]

It looks as though another impresionable youth has been alowed to play GTA.

[Command Prompt]

I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT EVIL ROBOT HAS TO SAY :(

HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL

[Evil Robot]

I hope this uppity white boy gone negro can't obtain a category list.

[MuthaFukkinCrip]

MAN, muthafukkin GTA is TIGHT! But them scrawny-ass muthafukkas dat made da game was little white boys, so dey don' know SHIT about da gangsta life! If dey was to make a game about MY life, it would be rated TMFTFY. TOO MUTHAFUKKIN HARD FO YA! Nobody knows da shit dat goes down in mah life. Ever seen ya mamma suckin off some old dude fo crack money? Didn' think so!

[Evil Robot]

But them scrawny-arse muthafukkas dat
No, this is bullshit. Everybody knows that you can't be british and black. Sorry but it's crash and burn for you, fakeboy.

[MuthaFukkinCrip]

Da fuk u talkin bout, boy?! I put in A$$, but da muthafukkin thang won' let me SAY it! You call me one a dem pansy a$$ tea-sippas again and I'll cap you muthafukkin a$$! What now, boy!?

[Perndog]

I met a black guy from England in Jamaica on New Year's Eve last year.

So you're wrong. >:

[MuthaFukkinCrip]

Dis Perndawg seem aight in mah book, so he gets off wit bein able to keep his throat un-sliced.

[N00bKill3R]

Whoa, if you can't tell by the name, i'm the resident killer of noobs round these parts so you best check yourself before I have to step in and take care of business! >:

[MuthaFukkinCrip]

Boy, I'd cap yo a$$ fasta den you could type dat stoopid 3 in yo name, bitch! You best be backin da fukk outta mah face or we'll see who da killa is here. Or should I say "kill3r", ya stupid bastad. Numbas don't go wit words!

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Egads a darkie!

[Bubsy]

you aren't a gangsta like 50 cwent he was shot with NINE BULLETS! :eek

[ScruU2wice]

"50 Cent is a metaphor for change,"

[MuthaFukkinCrip]

you aren't a gangsta like 50 cwent he was shot with NINE BULLETS! :eek
Muthafukka I got dat many bullets in my a$$ need taken out fo 3 years! 50 Cent's a whiny lil bitch baby! Wah wah I gots nine bullets in me wah wah! I could bust his head wide open on da pavemint witout berakin a sweat!

[Alive]

-Quote
"Muthafukka I got dat many bullets in my a$$ need taken out fo 3 years! 50 Cent's a whiny lil bitch baby! Wah wah I gots nine bullets in me wah wah! We could bust his head wide open on da pavemint witout berakin a sweat!- because we liked it!"

Sounds like dana carvey doing his "grumpy old man" routine on the old SNL lol...

[Jixby Phillips]

hey alive you're kind of stupid :eek

[Bubsy]

alive is alright by my standards!

[Jixby Phillips]

Bubsy you are much better than Alive you shouldnt give him the time of day

[RedLeader01]

MuthaFukkinCrip, go back to the fukkin hood where you came from, nobody wants to hear your bitch-ass mouth talking smack knowing you can't back it up, so shut the fuk up!

[pjalne]

Shut up, everybody knows you're white.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

WHITER THAN JACKO, ICE AND EMINEM DOING THE CHICKEN DANCE?! :eek

[ScruU2wice]

Shut up, everybody knows you're white.

Seriously, black people don't like star wars.

[thebiggameover]

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Samuel_L_Jackson.jpg

>:

[ScruU2wice]

:rolleyes

[BlueOatmeal]

OMG Its Officer Tennpenny!

[kellychaos]

Life IS really nothing but bitches and money. :epiphany :(

[The Damp Moose]

In the nineteen eighties, elevators didn't have those sensors that stopped the doors when someone walked inbetween them. I knew this because I was a bellhop. The job was so boring that one day I was driven to lead a little girl inbetween the doors, let her get crushed, then push the "basement level" button so I could see up her skirt. I made minimum wage though.

[RedLeader01]

Seriously, black people don't like star wars.

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Samuel_L_Jackson.jpg

Nice! "ScruU2wice" was not wise in his ways.

[MetalMilitia]

The suck is strong in this one!

[RedLeader01]

The suck is strong in this one!

Why are you talking about yourself again?

[MetalMilitia]

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I!?

haha, what a witty retort.

[RedLeader01]

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I!?

haha, what a witty retort.

Ah, going old school I see. Well, talk to the hand!

[MetalMilitia]

Thats not old thats just g ay your a
http://www.bleyenberg.de/filmflash/looser.jpg

hey that was gay too! we should start a club!

[thebiggameover]

The suck is strong in this one!

:lol

[The Damp Moose]

YOU ARE ALL SO SUAVE