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The Damp Moose
Jan 4th, 2005, 09:34 PM
Is it a common problem to get a migrane whilst pounding your genitals? I mean back-of-your-head-exploding pain that feels like you got hit in the head with a hammer pain.

Just wondering...for a friend.
Sethomas
Jan 4th, 2005, 10:26 PM
I get orgasms by putting my testicles in a drawer and slamming it shut.
Karl Hungus
Jan 4th, 2005, 10:49 PM
seriously guys, whenever i wake up lately, i get a really painful, engorged erection. is this normal? how can i make it stop?
The Damp Moose
Jan 4th, 2005, 11:06 PM
Sleep with a pair of scissors by your bed!
Sethomas
Jan 4th, 2005, 11:13 PM
Isn't an erection by definition engorged anyways?
Karl Hungus
Jan 4th, 2005, 11:37 PM
well you see mr. thomas, its not like a normal erection, because it feels like theres an alien in the shaft of my penis, trying to bust through the head. making it...very full... and not very comfortable
Helm
Jan 4th, 2005, 11:41 PM
RAPE HER. RAPE SOLVES EVERYTHING.
The Damp Moose
Jan 4th, 2005, 11:44 PM
Rape my headache? :/
Matt Harty
Jan 5th, 2005, 12:02 AM
YES
The Damp Moose
Jan 5th, 2005, 12:05 AM
sry but how do i do taht/ i meen im not a gimnist r nethin leik thta i can t ben li\ek tath >: >: thnx
Zhukov
Jan 5th, 2005, 12:51 AM
I got headaches for a while, then it went away.

I suppose you have a cock problem if it doesn't go away.
DeadKennedys
Jan 5th, 2005, 08:44 AM
Rape my headache? :/

NO RAPE HER STUPID
the_dudefather
Jan 5th, 2005, 10:21 AM
sometimes if a sneeze really hard it makes my nuts hurt,

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT?
(said in obnoxious stand up comedian style fashion)
Helm
Jan 5th, 2005, 10:43 AM
oh good if it's said like that it's really funny
DeadKennedys
Jan 6th, 2005, 11:55 PM
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT?
(said in obnoxious stand up comedian style fashion)

http://www.terrifictickets.com/Images/JerrySeinfeld.jpg

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT?
RedLeader01
Jan 7th, 2005, 09:19 AM
RAPE HER. RAPE SOLVES EVERYTHING.

You're a dumb asss!
Helm
Jan 7th, 2005, 10:19 AM
Yeah I am. I'm sorry. Will you please forgive that inappropriate comment? I'm not being cynical or anything, really, I shouldn't have said that. Sorry man.
Matt Harty
Jan 7th, 2005, 11:42 AM
Redleader i think it is now time for you to apoligize!
RedLeader01
Jan 7th, 2005, 01:51 PM
Redleader i think it is now time for you to apoligize!

Helm, all is forgiven. But for Matt Hardy, "get off my case!" You're too young to even be on this web site.
FS
Jan 7th, 2005, 02:15 PM
nien numb
Helm
Jan 7th, 2005, 02:37 PM
Oh thanks for accepting my apology man, I feel better now. I guess, could we uh, could we be friends or something, too, since I apologized? I'm kinda looking for a friend, do you wanna be mine?
The Damp Moose
Jan 7th, 2005, 05:21 PM
Hey, one of you cancer guys, does your head hurt when you touch yourself in the pants?

I'm going to get a CAT scan one of these days here. :/ My head is hurting pretty much constantly now.
Rongi
Jan 7th, 2005, 09:53 PM
sometimes when i masturbate my dick bleeds white out is that a problem with you
liquidstatik
Jan 8th, 2005, 02:42 AM
I used to get real bad headaches like that.. but they went away after about a month or so. :/
Rongi
Jan 8th, 2005, 02:49 AM
the first time i ever masturbated i had this horrible pain in my pee hole and ball sack. every other time after that it didnt hurt at all
Karl Hungus
Jan 8th, 2005, 02:54 AM
my painful waking erections still haven't subsided.
The Damp Moose
Jan 8th, 2005, 06:46 PM
Pound your stump when you first wake up. That might help.
vampirekiss
Jul 22nd, 2005, 02:12 AM
how old were you ppl when you first descovered masterbation
ziggytrix
Jul 22nd, 2005, 12:28 PM
did you REALLY need to bump a 7 month old thread to ask that?
AChimp
Jul 22nd, 2005, 03:01 PM
I feel a ban coming on...