@ Legion

[ziggytrix]

I like your use of formatting. Generally speaking, I don't care for overuse of BBCode, but you've got panache.

[MetalMilitia]

haha, "panache" is a made up 80s 'buzz word' if ever i head one.

[The Damp Moose]

I thought that said 'pancake' at first.

[Esuohlim]

if ever i head one

[-BrAd-]

OMG!!! IF I EVER HEAD 1 !!!!!! THAT IS TEH FUNNIST TING EVA!!!!

[MetalMilitia]

YES. WE'VE ALREAD ESTABLISHED I CANT SPELL IN ANOTHER THEAD.

[Esuohlim]

I was just pinpointing another one of your "I MIGHT BE POSTING WHILE DRUNK AGAIN" moments.

And Brad you faggot shut the fuck up fucking faggot

[MetalMilitia]

Im not drunk. Its tuesday evening for gawds sake!

Anyway as part of my healthy new lifestyle i do not partake of the evil alcohol.

[The Damp Moose]

You're stupid and so is your lifestyle. >:

[HickMan]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE GIVE HIM ATTENTION?

[The Damp Moose]

Legion or MetalMilitia?

[Legion]

While we are aware that sarcasm is rampant on these boards, there is no reason to jump to conclusions, and we thank Mr. ziggytrix for his compliment if he sincerely meant it.

I would also like to say Mr. Moose is showing improvement with his attempts to emulate us.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…

[Karl Hungus]

on average, how must time do you spend making a post?

:fiveseconds

[soundtest]

I like Legion. :) He is far more interesting than many of the people who post here.

[Legion]

Ah, but Mr. Hungus, should it matter to you how long it takes us to post, any more than it should worry me how long it takes you to come up with a meaningful thought?

The answer to both questions is no.

We would ask you that in the future to please keep your comments about my posting to yourself.

And it is much not must…

[executioneer]

the formatting is okay but the referring to himself in the third person and insistance that everyone capitalize his name properly is irritating

[jin]

And try to stick to a more limited range of color, too many colors makes your posts look like a puke rainbow exploded ;>

And leave the third-person speak and "we"s to Venom please. ;o

[Legion]

Legion shall do as he or she pleases, if you are annoyed, then perhaps you should ask yourself why words on the internet upset you so.

But I’m afraid you must be mistaken Mr. executioneer and Miss jin, I have never referred to ourselves in the third person There is only one of us here.

And Legion is our name; I have stated it is only good manners when referring to us to make the effort to capitalize the “L”.

It is not a difficult task children. I am sure you can do it…

[Lotida]

Is Legion one possessed by many? Are you friends with Perndog? :/

[DeadKennedys]

Wow. Legion just fucking sucks.

Seems like another one of those "I'm so hilarious because I'm wacky right?" people

[Helm]

watch how quickly soundtest takes back what he said about legion after this horrible last post.

Anyway, he'll either calm down over time or get banned for not being able to contain himself. Either way is ok.

[Legion]

Well Miss Lotida, I would not say Mr. Perndog and I are friends, but we have had an interesting debate recently. He seems to be a reasonable sort. And you seem very nice if I may be so bold to say.

Mr. DeadKennedy, your hostility towards me is unfounded. We are not attempting to be “hilarious” let alone “wacky”.

Perhaps you have us confused with someone else or are suffering some sort of closed head injury…

Mr. Helm, if you have not noticed this thread was created to us, we did not create it. We did not seek out attention; we seem to be drawing it for reasons known only to the posters. We are merely spreading the truth.

And I assure you we are quite calm…

[executioneer]

lol shut up

[Helm]

oh ok guy

[soundtest]

I stand by my words.

[Shyandquietguy]

Hey Ziggytrix, I'm tolerable.

And by that I mean I'm 5'4" with the ability to bend my knees.

Get it?

[Dole]

Miss jin

!!

The man is clearly a wazzock of the highest order. Form over content, eh? Bunch of arse.

[dreaddi]

I imagine Legion to talk like Ygramul the Many from the Neverending Story :hypno

[Sojourn]

Legion is very original. "They" are witty, intelligent and resourceful. It was only a matter of time, sadly, that they would stand out in a crowd here.

[Dole]

Of course the above is true, if you substitute 'witty, intelligent and resourceful' for 'pretentious, unfunny, and fucking annoying'.

[executioneer]

I imagine Legion to talk like Ygramul the Many from the Neverending Story :hypno

hahahaha :lol

[ziggytrix]

Get it?

no

[Legion]

Ignoring, Mr. Dole's obvious inferiority complex and feelings of hostility and towards us. I would like to thank Mr. soundtest and Mr. (Or Miss lest I make assumptions) Sojourn for their kind words...

:)

[kellychaos]

Legion is a breed of technomancer that specializes in changing reality through computer technology, blurring the line between virtual and real. Outwardly, he looks like a bright-haired raver kid, but inside that gaudy-crested skull of his is an aggregate consciousness comprised of a dozen fragments of long dead technomagi that have gone before him. He's an artificial construct, perhaps a bit unstable, but in his chosen field...there's no stopping the Legion. Now...if he could only get out of the habit of referring to himself as 'we'.

[Esuohlim]

MRS. leGION, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM BEING AN INTERNET SNOB IF IT IS AT ALL POSSIBLE. IF IT IS NOT POSSIBLE THEN AT LEAST PRETEND THAT YOU DON'T SUCK CAN YOU DO THAT FOR US?

[Seven Force]

Why do you feel the need to attack Legion anyway? Jealous?

STOP WHINING!

[Esuohlim]

I'm jealous of someone who posts on the Internet.

[Seven Force]

As long as you admit it.

Now begins step two...

[Legion]

Mr. kellychaos has proven to embrace the true idea of fun that is the internet! He is to be commended for his whimsical ways!

Mr. Esuohlim, we are not being a snob as you say, we have been nothing but polite to all on here. Your judgment of us seems to indicate snobbery on your part though. We have noticed that some people here like us, while others do not, we are not convinced of your “sucking” argument.

You fail, please try again or cease your prattle...

[McClain]

... after this horrible last post.

Please allow me to exercise an uncanny knack for the obvious (my least appreciated trait). I think that all of its posts are horrible. They're hackneyed attempts at wit and they come across as like convoluted garbage. Mix those whiz kid statements with some BOLD or COLORED ITALICS and voila!

[Anonymous]

We need a Vampire: The Masquerade forum for people like him and OAO to hang out and roleplay in.

[executioneer]

i keep tellin you guys we never should have gotten rid of the individual scene boards

[ziggytrix]

Heh, I like that Esuohlim too, he's got GRIT.

[Lotida]

If Milhouse hates Legion they have to be alright!! ;)

[Esuohlim]

Hey Lotida remember when you were first here and you posted everything in dark blue font? Can you do that again 'cause you were really easy to ignore ok thanks.

[Lotida]

Hey Lotida remember when you were first here and you posted everything in dark blue font? Can you do that again 'cause you were really easy to ignore ok thanks.

I am soooo touched that you remember when I first came! :love

Bring back Memories Milhouse?

[Lesion]

We have realized the error of our ways. I appologize whole-heartedly for being a sanctimonious prick.


We hope you accept ourmy deepest apologies.

[GADZOOKS]

Dangerous Lesions

[Seven Force]

That has to be the shittiest character i've ever seen.

You fail. :lol

[Legion]

Hmmm a clone created for the sole purpose of attempting to mock us. Predictable...

Amusement value: 0

This feeble attempt at humor would’ve been funnier if created a lot sooner and if others hadn’t already made their own attempts to emulate us.

To the sad little clone:

Next time do not linger and seize the opportunity before others do…

[Perndog]

I see you haven't responded to my remark about your immature use of the word 'mongoloid'. Whyever not?

[Legion]

Ah Mr. Perndog back again I see.

Actually I saw that response, and then you and Mr. executioneer began to engage in name calling. So not wishing to derail that thread even further, I let it go.

However I believe you used the word "Negroid" as a reference to Mr. executioneer. You are hardly in a position to call anyone racist or immature.

My use of the word mongoloid however was not meant as a racial slur, we thought that was clear. It was merely a term used to signify the lowly intelligence that Mr. Spaz was displaying.

Immature? No. A bit harsh? Yes perhaps, but necessary.

He really only brought the truth down upon on himself…

[Big McLargehuge]

mongoloid is not the correct term any more :(

[executioneer]

but it is still used in modern slang-talk as an alternative to "retard"

[Dole]

So...when does this fascinatingly wacky new character intend to start entertaining us with anything of actual substance, hmm?

[glowbelly]

it seems pretty obvious to me that terra and madmax can't stay away from the forums :(

[ziggytrix]

We now have complete asses to your systems...

[Guitar Woman]

Ah Mr. Perndog back again I see.

Actually I saw that response, and then you and Mr. executioneer began to engage in name calling. So not wishing to derail that thread even further, I let it go.

However I believe you used the word "Negroid" as a reference to Mr. executioneer. You are hardly in a position to call anyone racist or immature.

My use of the word mongoloid however was not meant as a racial slur, we thought that was clear. It was merely a term used to signify the lowly intelligence that Mr. Spaz was displaying.

Immature? No. A bit harsh? Yes perhaps, but necessary.

He really only brought the truth down upon on himself…
If I ever meet you in public I will rip off your genetals and shove them so far up your ass that they will become lodged in your trachea causing you to choke and die of genetal-induced trachieal cloggege. And while I am doing that I will be raping your sister and lighting your mom on fire. While listening to The Beatles.
http://members.aol.com/evank40767/owned_tank.jpg

[Seven Force]

Hey Spaz :lol

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=306708#306708

[Guitar Woman]

>:

[ItalianStereotype]

thing is, I'd rather have Spaz here than SevenForce.

ideally, of course, they'd both be found dead in a concentration camp

[Guitar Woman]

Why thank you IS, that's the nicest thing I've heard all day.



Seriously. :(

[ItalianStereotype]

ideally, of course, they'd both be found dead in a concentration camp

quoted, for emphasis.

[Jixby Phillips]

dO DHFDHGSDOGHDSGH AAAAAH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU ARE SO FUCKING WORTHLESS YOU ARE A PEICE OF SHIT AND I HATE YOU HATE HATE HATE HATE AHTE HATE HATHATEHATE HATE AHTE ATHEA THEAHTEHATHEHAHTEHATHAEHTHAESGLPA SDHIGFALDS;HGA;DFLGHASDLFFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUFCK

If I ever meet you in public I will :eek your :eek and :eek them so far up your :eek that they will become lodged in your :eek causing you to :eek and :eek of :eek-induced :eek :eek. And while I am doing that I will be :eek your :eek and :eek your :eek on :eek. While listening to The :eek

FOLLOWED WITH A PRE-PREPARED PICTURE WITH THE WORD "OWNED" ON IT

THATS MY IMPRESSION OF YOU AND THAT IS WHY I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH JESUS CHRIST ON A FUCK

ps if i ever meet you i'll kill you

that was for father spaz btw

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Legion]

If I ever meet you in public I will rip off your genetals and shove them so far up your ass that they will become lodged in your trachea causing you to choke and die of genetal-induced trachieal cloggege. And while I am doing that I will be raping your sister and lighting your mom on fire. While listening to The Beatles.


(Sigh)

Mr. Spaz, we all know that you are incapable of carrying out any of the above threats seeing as your mother will not let you cross the street.

And as for any "raping" you won't be doing that either, since you're obviously as impotent as your feeble hissy fit against me.

You really should seek professional help, getting angry over the internet at strangers is a sign of sexual frustration and mental breakdown...

[Guitar Woman]

If you're gonna insult me, at least use some fucking profanity you jizz drinking cuntflap face! :explode

[Legion]

Mr. Spaz while others may indulge in crude words, we prefer to keep things civilized, even when sullying ourselves with human garbage such as yourself...

[Guitar Woman]

Jesus christ, you're like Mad Max except not as FUCKING EVIL and a hell of a lot more persistant. Go fuck an electric socket you man loving cuntflap.

[Legion]

You have ceased making sense.

Your words have failed you, as you have failed life.

Please do not continue in your mental masochism any further as we have grown tired of your childish jabber and our point has been made that you are incapable of rising above your Annelid status in life.

And remember Mr. Spaz, it was you who initiated hostilities, we merely ended them…

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Certainly you could've though of something lower than annelid. By the way, as he is clearly a mental inferior, or at least one with a smaller vocabulary, why don't you use some phrases and words he might understand?

[Seven Force]

Pictures seem to work too.

[Esuohlim]

You will address me as Mr. Esuohlim whether you like it or not, Legion. I'm just letting you know where you stand on the ladder of hierarchy (on the bottom lol).

[Lotida]

I am liking Legion more and more..... :)

[Seven Force]

Me too. :lol :)

Not more than Max though. :(

[Esuohlim]

hey lotida where are your other friends terra and mad max haha oh wait they weren't your friends you just pretended to hang out with them while they paid no attention to you haha it's the same thing now

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm going to kill myself.

[Lotida]

hey lotida where are your other friends terra and mad max haha oh wait they weren't your friends you just pretended to hang out with them while they paid no attention to you haha it's the same thing now

Has the internet made you crazy Milhouse?? You're just mad because Max kicked you out of Mock Wars!! Then a bunch of you had to be crybabies and get him banned :lol

Nobody pays attention to me, eh? Not true Milhouse....you can't seem to leave me alone!!! :lol2

[Esuohlim]

Jixby don't :(

[Anonymous]

It's mad max. Banned again. :o

[soundtest]

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

http://members.aol.com/evank40767/owned_tank.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

I think Mad Max is father spaz in disguise what do you say guys lets ban him

[Guitar Woman]

Jixby are you sure you didn't mean to say "Father Spaz is Mad Max in disguise," or "Hi I'm Jixby Phillips and I'm a total fucking cuntflap who should have his lungs filled with cyanide!"

[Jixby Phillips]

wow you're really good at saying things should be forced into people's bodies as insults :x

[Guitar Woman]

why thank you, i am rather good at that

[Jixby Phillips]

GRRR I'M SO TOUGH ON THE INTERNET I MIGHT TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS AND PUT IT WHERE IT DOESNT BELONG LIKE AN ASS. THEN I WILL MAKE YOU DRINK YOUR OWN BLOOD UNTILL YOU VOMIT UP YOU ASS AND I'LL THEN MAKE YOU EAT YOUR OWN SHIT. THEN I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR DICK AND STICK IT SO ITS COMING OUT OF YOUR NECK, SO YOU WILL LOOK LIKE THE DICKHEAD YOU ACTUALLY ARE. THEN I WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SISTER AND I'LL SLAP YOUR MOM FOR GIVING BIRTH TO SUCH A DUMB BITCH LIKE YOU. I WILL SERIOUSLY REALLY DO ALL OF THIS, I SWEAR TO GOD (PS I AM A PREST REMEMBER) NO I MEAN IT FOR REAL I REALLY REALLY WILL. ALSO IF SOMEBODY ELSE IS MEAN TO ME IN ANOTHER THREAD I'LL RETYPE THIS OUT EXCEPT I'LL SWITCH CERTAIN BODY PARTS WITH OTHER BODY PARTS AND REPLACE THE NAMES. SO WATCH IT

[Jixby Phillips]

http://members.aol.com/evank40767/owned_tank.jpg

[Dole]

:lol


Was it really Max?? Classic.

[Lotida]

It's mad max. Banned again. :o

Why do you always have to ban the most interesting Characters?? He wasn't doing anything wrong! >: He was actually pretty funny to read. What's the deal?

[Anonymous]

He was just another uppity, pretentious dork. Or should I say, the same uppity, pretentious dork. I suffer enough morons in my life (I know, Lotida, from my family reunions LOL HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THEM) without having to deal with it here too, where I can do something about it.

Maybe you should leave too.

[Lotida]

He was just another uppity, pretentious dork. Or should I say, the same uppity, pretentious dork.

You just described most of the people on this board. He wasn't bothering you or anyone else....why ban him? He didn't break the rules? >:

[Esuohlim]

Uh oh Lotida changed her sig back I believe that is known as giving the admins a hard time, where's BAPE?

[Lotida]

Uh oh Lotida changed her sig back I believe that is known as giving the admins a hard time, where's BAPE?

You can't get enough of me can you Milhouse!! :)

[Esuohlim]

BAPE where are you? :(

[Anonymous]

He wasn't bothering you or anyone else....why ban him? He didn't break the rules? >:
Did you miss the part at the start of this page where I said he was Mad Max? Max was banned for being a sycophantic cunt and for spamming the boards. If he wasn't a Max character, I wouldn't have banned him.

[Lotida]

How do you know he was a Max character?


For the record....I think Milhouse is a Mad Max character too!! What are you doing about that??

[Anonymous]

I can check IPs?

[Anonymous]

And seriously, even if I'm wrong, it's no big loss.

[BAPE]

so it was the mad max after all haha did he think he would get away with it he doesnt know who he is dealing with am i right lotida i am not known to beat the woman i am a gentleman am i right jeanette x but talk back to the bosses like this and the sex goes out the window you will pay the price the same as of the most out of control newb consider the legion mad max whatever there really name lucky if this would have went to mock wars it would have been a bloodbath there blood our bath[center][/center:8b77577feb][/img]

[BAPE]

ofcourse we can know when it is a fraud we have the code and will see it vets see what you dont all we have to do is type it up and say goodbye dont you see the code button when you post click it nothing happens am i right well vets have different options you are on a need to know basis and you dont need to know right guys[/url]

[Anonymous]

Here's just a taste of what you guys are missing.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/codemenu.jpg

[BAPE]

thats it alright i got the option when i first became a vet i have trouble seeing it now though must have been a bug in the code when i was promoted i bet it is a problem in the server nothing elbow grease wont fix but we have mocking to do i did see it before though haha im no newb[/quote]

[GADZOOKS]

Hey does this thread have Mark Potential ;)

[Esuohlim]

Hahaha, look out Bob Saget, there's a new comedian in town!

[Lesion]

You guys I got banned.

[The Damp Moose]

What other people here are/were Mad Max clones?

[GADZOOKS]

Hahaha, look out Bob Saget, there's a new comedian in town!

Just the kind of smarmy humor they want at somethingawful :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Unlike James or even Willie, I didn't buy my own account. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Here's just a taste of what you guys are missing.

http://www.popnko.com/imock/codemenu.jpg
The last two sound by far the coolest. I wish I had a Pickleman Hints button :tear

[ItalianStereotype]

I'm pretty sure the Earth would stop turning before you were made a mod, spaz.

cause the mods really do get that button

[Rongi]

and mods also get free coffee at any local diner

[Guitar Woman]

I'm just saying that the pickleman hints button looks cool. I wish I knew what it does :tear

[Jixby Phillips]

send mean PM wouldnt be much use to you father spaz, you're already so good at "mean" (if not pointless and seemingly generated by a computor) insults.

ps pickleman hints are a joke and you're a joke for wanting it, l*ser.

[executioneer]

i woudl guess that MOST of that list are jokes :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

and father spaz should be on that list because hes one of them

[ArrowX]

The legion here is a pansy, the REAL legion is liek 1000000 times cooler.
http://chosis.coldfusionvideo.com/gamera2_2.jpg
on the right

[The Damp Moose]

Do you know how gay you are, ArrowX? Do you? I mean, it wouldn't be so bad if you were just ignorant, but I have this sneaking suspicion that you know you're a fucking man-pleaser. So could you, oh, I don't know, stop sucking? Please?

[Helm]

forgot the owned picture, there, moose.


Mad Max said he was going to stick around until he either got banned, or got bored. At the time, I didn't realize that this carried the subtext of that every time one of his characters would get banned, he'd make a new one and start all over again.

Hey Max, it's over. Go back to the something awful forums or brawl hall or wherever you were/are. Nobody here really cares besides a retarded 10 year old with a megaman obsession and uh, Lotida. Stop going so low as to make more characters every time you 'lose' in your 'videogame'. This isn't a videogame and you don't have extra credits.

[Dole]

..and even if someone came and gave you a bag of coins, you would find the coin slot all bunged up with children's snot and used gum. And then, even if you manage to jam just one of the coins in, you will be surrounded by ten year olds laughing at you and saying things like 'are you sure you want to do that?? You suck at this game'. And even if you switched video game machines, you would be mistaken for a child prostitute looking for a 'John' and you would be bummed senseless out the back. By the bins.

[kellychaos]

Tonight, on a very special Moesha.

[ziggytrix]

goddammit kelly >:

[ArrowX]

Do you know how suave you are, ArrowX? Do you? I mean, it wouldn't be so bad if you were just ignorant, but I have this sneaking suspicion that you know you're a fucking man-pleaser. So could you, oh, I don't know, stop sucking? Please?

First off moose your just trying to look cool and keep with the times by making fun of me. Besides I'm only leaving If i'm banned for a valid reason. Untill then I'll continue to post

[ItalianStereotype]

why? nobody here likes you, there should be no doubt of that by now. why would you want to be somewhere where literally everyone hates you?

[Pub Lover]

Why should the internet be differant to his real life?

[Sojourn]

I'm not sure that "liking" or "not liking" somebody is going to prevent a posting. From what I've read, everybody here has people who hate them on the forum. If that would prevent one from posting, this place might be a ghostown by now. :)

Ironically, somebody as "hated" as Legion has a thread dedicated to them that is lasting five pages. It seems that the "hated" people here are getting the best advertising and the largest post amounts made to them.

:)

[Sojourn]

Sorry everybody. That's six pages. :(

[Anonymous]

Actually people are just responding to stuff in the thread, it really has nothing to do with legion. Especially since I banned him a few days ago ;<

[Lotida]

Yea, we can't have any interesting characters in here.....that would just not do! :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

>120 GOTO 10

[ArrowX]

Why should the internet be differant to his real life? I'll have you know I'm quite the popular person in real life.

[Anonymous]

>ARX GOTO HELL

[Pub Lover]

I'll have you know I'm quite the popular person in real life.
Sure you do, Matt Harty. :rolleyes

[Helm]

Sojourn I agree that you don't have to be overal well-liked to post here and everybody does what they want within the context of the forum rules and ok ok ok but if EVERYBODY hates your guts, you should at least take a hint that you're doing something wrong. It's not called giving in to peer pressure, it's called stop being an asshole. Sure the occassional troll will get a lot of attention, but there's something to be said about the quality of said attention. You have to be a pretty sad individual to do or say anything just as long as it makes people talk about you.

[Lotida]

I'll have you know I'm quite the popular person in real life.
Sure you do, Matt Harty. :rolleyes

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Matt Harty]

:lol

[kellychaos]

Matt Harty is the seks for reelz. Jes axe 'em.