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BlueOatmeal
Jan 12th, 2005, 02:26 AM
I wish I could get some loaded woman that I could just luv up all the time. That way I would have to do anything. I could just chill in her huge house playing Xbox. That would be awesome.
BlueOatmeal
Jan 12th, 2005, 02:28 AM
Man that would be so flippin' awesome.
Sojourn
Jan 12th, 2005, 08:31 AM
Putting on a shirt and actaully leaving the house might be a first step.

Please take the hat off too.
Helm
Jan 12th, 2005, 08:56 AM
Listen to sojourn.
BlueOatmeal
Jan 12th, 2005, 12:50 PM
But I do wear shirts outside of the house. I have a multicolor shirt that drives the ladies wild!
kellychaos
Jan 12th, 2005, 05:33 PM
Less "cupping your breast wantonly" please.
The Damp Moose
Jan 12th, 2005, 08:02 PM
Do you swallow?
WhiteRat
Jan 13th, 2005, 08:54 AM
Rocket chairs? Also, putting a sneeze guard on the salad bar would probably help as well.
RedLeader01
Jan 13th, 2005, 11:37 AM
Taking pictures of you touching yourself is not helping, and probably scaring away anyone remotely interested, just ask sheep_herder!
Sojourn
Jan 13th, 2005, 01:27 PM
It appears you are speaking from experience, Red Leader. Please don't dignify this thread by your advice. I don't sense it would help Blue Oatmeal in this case anyway.
BlueOatmeal
Jan 13th, 2005, 03:42 PM
:( Nobody loves me :(
Legion
Jan 13th, 2005, 05:18 PM
Get a tan to look more "Latin" then try to get a job as a pool boy for some rich old bat.
GADZOOKS
Jan 13th, 2005, 06:17 PM
Out of character are we, legion?
Legion
Jan 13th, 2005, 06:27 PM
What character? What are you talking about? This is the first time I've posted on this forum.
HickMan
Jan 13th, 2005, 06:32 PM
it's actually the 68'th :rolleyes

Oh wait I should say 69'th :rolleyes
Legion
Jan 13th, 2005, 06:34 PM
What? What the hell happened? I don't remember ever posting on here before.
HickMan
Jan 13th, 2005, 08:00 PM
Go for 70 rolleyes
BlueOatmeal
Jan 13th, 2005, 09:53 PM
omg my thread is the best one in the series that has to deal with suger! why is there a dumb hackerd cahahter game in my thread? I am sad. This is my www real estate e-house!
executioneer
Jan 14th, 2005, 12:22 AM
no no hickman he's still totally in character pay attention
HickMan
Jan 14th, 2005, 02:27 PM
i'm sorry i got thrown off a guy's not perfect you know!
BlueOatmeal
Jan 17th, 2005, 06:08 PM
Thats quite alright Hickman. Your still perfect in my eyes!