why the hell does my life suck

[payne]

nothing i do is ever good my life is horrible no matter i take this bus not to be late the 1 i usually take is early and im late i take an early train and i still miss the bus why cant my life be good and why the hell am i asking u

[Lotida]

Change your username to happy. It might help :)

[payne]

nahh dosent work i even changed my name to happy bob jiggle time

[The Damp Moose]

One solution is probably suicide. Have you tried that?

[Big McLargehuge]

the folks at i-mockery will know your answer

[Anonymous]

One word: punctuation.

[Big McLargehuge]

More like Funkuation


http://www.delafont.com/music_acts/Music_Images/g-clinton.jpg

[Rongi]

am i to understand that your life sucks because you were late to school?

[executioneer]

hes so late he misses it entirely badum pssh

[Big McLargehuge]

no seriously, this boy needs more funk

[Rongi]

but seriously folks i heard that payne was late for his own funeral!

[GADZOOKS]

Late To Class :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

aw payne :( i'm sorry

[Studio8]

Does anyone know if Payne has a sister? If so, I have a funny masturbation story.

[Tremor]

Short answer: Your life doesn't suck, you do.

Long answer: I'm pretty certain you've been dealth adequate cards to win at the game of life. You seem to be able to log into the internet, which puts the quality of your life right above the entire third world, all the trailerpeeps, and everybody who has ever seen a real tsunami in their lifetime. You can write, and sometimes even spell a word correctly. You're schooled. That's something every staving child in the world envies you for. Your life doesn't suck at all. You suck at making something out of it.

[GADZOOKS]

Shutup Tremor, my friend commited suicide cause he was alte for class once, show some fucking compassion you bitch.

[Mike]

Stupid whining little brat. "OMG MY LIFE SUCKS" ....grow up

[RedLeader01]

I actually agree with Mike on this one, go figure. If you actually came to this message board looking for advice because you think your life sucks, than it must REALLY suck, since this site is about making fun of others, not the advice column idiot!

[Matt Harty]

I know, what was he thinking?!?!?!

[Studio8]

Wait a minute, guys

[Anonymous]

Redleader is the only one that understands us

If only I had given HIM the initiation :< He'll have to wait until a spot opens :<

[Jixby Phillips]

redleader wears his mothers hat

[kellychaos]

Be a dentist!! :)

http://actionfigures.about.com/library/tf01/ntf01-rudolph17.htm

[kellychaos]

http://actionfigures.about.com/library/graphics/01pmrudolf17.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

he needs to see the power, the power of one nation, under a groove gettin down just for the funk of it.

[Crimson Ghost]

Sometimes I think about killing myself, then i come here. Now with all your advice i want to kill myself. Thank you for making my dreams of an early death come true. I'll see you all in hell.

[Sojourn]

But your going to miss your initiation thread. Can't you kill yourself afterwards? I'm sure most of us will WANT to after our threads begin.

Think of it as a reverse wake.

[payne]

wtf??? when the hell did i write this crappy forum maybe i was wasted or somthin i dont rember writing this

[The Damp Moose]

The fact remains that you still wrote it, and that you're still alive.

You can only fix one of these things.

[kellychaos]

Everybody's got a little light under the sun

[DehydratedPorkMan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DehydratedPorkMan/emo-button.gif

:eek

[kellychaos]

Dry on the hog.

[payne]

i can only fix 2 of these things i wonder which 2 hmmmmmm