kellychaos initiation thread

[BAPE]

hi kellychaos it is me bape do you remember me no well let me refresh your memory http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=10571 does this ring a bell you were not so nice when we were on the same level were you it is funny now i am at the top haha but dont worry we are all reasonable people now i am not one to hold grudges so we will do this the easy way fair and square ok guys you know what to do hopefully this one will put up more of a fight am i right let the mocking begin kellychaos more like kellygayos ps to the newbs that one is a reference to a character what is that did you say what is a character oh brother this new batch is hopeless gang dont even bother[/url]

ok guys this one will not go down easy like father spaz kellychaos always has something up his sleeve he is an expert with pictures and will use them against you if you slip up and leave him an opening choose your words carefully dont get overconfident remember the mock wars if kellychaos is gonna be a vet he must earn it like the rest of us he is not getting a cakewalk at least not on my watch
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[opel]

YOur both irratating >:

[The Damp Moose]

haha good luck am i right

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[Anonymous]

you're lucky this didn't happen sooner kelly i called for this a long time ago but back there it was easier times back then no dis to esuohlim but bape's really cleaning up the newbs these days you'll be lucky to even walk out of these forums when we're through with ya f*ckface

[kellychaos]

Gulp.

[Rez]

:lol

[Anonymous]

ohhh sorry kelly i'll let you know before i cum next time haha like mother like son am i right guys haha

for those of you who didn't get that it's a little cerebral you see i was referencing how he said 'gulp' and was thinking 'hmmmm let's turn that one right around on him!' and so i make the joke that his gulp was him swallowing my semen get it don't worry though i'm still straight as a pole haha but it's that whole domination thing plus i threw in the part about his mom and she's female so that kinda evens it out

[The Damp Moose]

haha good 1 but his mom isnt female am i right?


hes gonna break soon guys i can feel it

[ItalianStereotype]

i hate you keelychaos and youre stupid am i right

how the hell did moose break the code?

[opel]

It's funny (fartinmowler speaking) that in all the time I have been on this site I think the only person that ever said that they liked Kellychaos was A-chimp. I remember one time having a bitch slapping fest with my arch nemisis Mad-Max him being able to amazingly post all the stupid comments that I had said about Kelly and I cringed at how actually horrible I was :( I still can't stank Kelly and I hope that he goes rock climbing and gets pinned by a huge rock and has to chew off his wiener to get free but he's my buddy :/

[The Damp Moose]

haha u know a period doesnt haev to come just 1ce a month haha guys am i right and what do u mean fatinmowler speaking wtf haha


IS im just trynig to be a good mocker is that ok haha i dont care i mean mock on am i right

[King Hadas]

Hey Kelly, I hear alot about your posts and stuff and I'd like to read them but all your double chins keep ruling of your face and blocking my screen lol
hey guys, just got promoted to vet today, I'm real happy about it and I worked real hard to get here so I hope I don't disappoint anyone. I've never been on the delivering end of an intitation thread so please forgive me if I make any mistakes you guys and if my first mock wasn't satifactory please tell me you guys

[Matt Harty]

watch out guys i think kellychaos is about to make a huge comeback

haha i didnt mean any of that shit sry to make you guys think i was taking sides im making kellychaos think he has the upper hand but you guys are doing great keep up the good work god does kellychaos suck dick or what lol am i right

[ItalianStereotype]

whats the matter kelly cant you say anything or are tto you to busy with us running a train on you whoo whoo

whew this one is getting pretty crazy guys maybe its time for the grand finale what do you say

[ItalianStereotype]

chugga chugga chugga WHOO WHOOOO take THAT kelly choos haha

[ItalianStereotype]

why did the chciken cross the road because killy cahoos is a jerk and smells bad am i right

[ItalianStereotype]

come on guys i cant do this by myself vets stick together for life once you get in you cant get back out right guys?

[EisigerBiskuit]

boogaloo

[Helm]

okay kellychaos its time to prove your worth this isn't going to be easy but youre gonna do your best right? ok heres what you have to do. well start with a word association game i'll say a word and you'll post the first thing that comes to mind which is more or less not much different than your usual posting habit so here we go:

penis

[code]haha guys watch how he falls for this one, no matter what he says i can just go "WOW, THAT WAS FAST, SO YOU THINK ABOUT PENISES A LOT, HUH" and i win itll devastate him man he doesnt stand a chance omg what will happen if he posts a picture though i guess i'll have ot wait and see what this picture will be about and improvise it but itll probably be alright hes not gonna post a picture right

[Anonymous]

FUCK OKAY GUYS DAMAGE CONTROL

haha that is like something kellychoas would type i of course mean the bit in the fake code great double entender there helm you always keep 'em guessing and right now i bet kelly is like john kerry HUH WHAT DO I BELIEVE SHOULD I GO THIS WAY OR THAT ARRRGH I CAN'T THINK GUESS I'D BETTER LOSE THE PRESIDENSY haha well you cant have it both ways senator theres only one road and it leads to the door dont let it hit you on the @$$ on the way out

[code]okay seriously guys PREVIEW YOUR POSTS you run the risk of endangering this whole operation us admins are here to cover your back of course but THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN Helm this will reflect poorly on your performance review DO NOT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN [/cdoe]

[Rongi]

damnit!

haaha chojin that was a funny joke!

now kellychaos when i say you suck i dont mean you only suck i mean you suck so much that hoover would make you president of the world hahahahahahaahahahahaah

guys if we screw up one more time this whole thing will be kaput!

[BAPE]

kellychaos you are being very quiet this is not like you what is wrong if you cant stand the heat you can give up now i know this beatdown is more than you expected just because you have here long time making jokes and posts does not give you a free ride in fact there will be extra because you should have a tough skin by now tough enough for this http://www.funnypictureswebsite.com/funnypictures/funny-pictures219.jpg ouch that must hurt i know i would be making noise after that but you are still silent wait a minute are you a man your name is kelly uh oh guys i think we are picking on a girl am i right haha

[code][code[get ahold of yourself everyone this is getting sloppy there is amazing material here but these slip ups could spell the end for us you covered yourself good but if this keeps up what does this say we lose credibility with the other vets with the initiated even with the newbs but worst of all with ourselves i am making new policy you must triple code all code tags minimum we can not let another error go by now lets get back to mocking this goose is just about cooked[/code]/code]

[The Damp Moose]

alright you guys we should lay off i think we hurt her feelings haha am i right?




[code][code][code]ust kidding guys maybe shell think she can post if we act like we care i dunno they say more bes wiht honey am i right haha then we can really mock her good haha[/code][/code][/code]

[ItalianStereotype]

HOW DID YOU CRACK THE CODE, NOOB?

[Rongi]

this whole operation is fucked. lets just ban kellychaos and cut our loses

[The Damp Moose]

HOW DID YOU CRACK THE CODE, NOOB?

it took me a long time a lot of sleepless nites tossing and turning and then it finally came to me and now im a pro mocker man mocking is my life it was a long hard road but i think im up to the chalenge[/list]

[Matt Harty]

fucking bitch probably got through a loophole when bape fixed the boards you know your lucky beating the process but you didnt go through the motions your day will come but till then bask in the glory that you dont deserve god fuck you

[The Damp Moose]

haha thats a good mock keep it up but i got in a loophole through your mom haha am i right guys guys?




i worked hard to crack that code it was no loophole it took me ages to crack i had to hire a guy to look at it and he was stumped even it was really hard

[King Hadas]

The newbs can't read Matts coding dipshit, your making yourself look like an idiot it's obvious you'll never be a true mocker, real mockers don't take shortcuts the fact that you stole the secret to the code istead of earning it like the rest of us mockers disgusts me. Bape, I think an immedite banning is the only way to deal with this situtation will use Damp Moose as a scape goat to cover up those code breaking insidents. the newbs must always see us as god like figures perfect in every way, if they got wind of this everything might fall apart

[Helm]

oh fuck sorry guys I mean what can I say I should have previewed oh man i feel so bad listen would it make it anyone anything easier for anyone anything if i uh , if i stepped down from moderating the philosophy and/or politics and loveline forums I mean i feel really bad this should NO T have happened i left myself all open for kelly there good thing hes a fuckwit ok ok i'm sorry guys plz dont ban me ive made valuable contributio ns to th ecommunity ivemadea fan page dedicated o all the pickelmnansecr ets also i've posted many picturenesds of myslefi n the pkyphthread plz dont band ne

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[Anonymous]

guys keep your heads on we're vets you're all all running around like headless chickens am i right remember the rest of the newbs can't see the code so keep your game faces on act as if nothing is wrong they just saw a few blank posts and probably think kelly has got us on the run is that what you want them to think get your heads in the game
Still gulping kelly? hahaha just remember to relax the throat there are a lot of us and [/quote]
ok guys i just heard that relaxing thing from some f*g newbie i don't know from experience ok someone else take over i got nothing

[King Hadas]

Hey Kelly did you just post something intresting nope its just some jam on one of your fat rolls hahaha
FATTY
sorry about that Chojin it wont happen again these newbs are going down

[kellychaos]

Why did kellychaos cross the road?

'Cause his dick was still in the chicken hahahaha am I right, guys?!

This is the best initiation thread ever lol and Chojin wants me turgidly bad I'm so torn

[kellychaos]

It's like my birthday all over again but it's not my birthday which makes it extra special let's begin the preparations for my eventual initiation 'cause I know I'm so in and you guys are kidders lol hahahahaha Should I bring several colors and shades of lipstick for the occasion

[Matt Harty]

hey kellychaos how did the rib surgery go can you suck your own penis yet? haha

im so amped

[BAPE]

kellychaos this is reality speaking if you think you can march in here and just say i am a vet well you have another think coming is that all you got the clock is ticking feel the pressure what do you do next the mocking world is watching dont choke what you say next will make or break you my money is on break haha

he thought he was getting a free ride id give up my role in the zombie movie before that happens right guys][/code]

[kellychaos]

http://www.cybergata.com/x-kristi1.gif

Just another pussy playing with my balls and I'm not scared cause I'm a vet and I'm hardcore and will not be swayed but I will give you credit you had me sweating for a minute there but I know you're kidding 'cause I am the seks for reelz gosh, I am so IN, I can feel it Come on guys, tell me, I can't take the suspense