i remember columbine

[Geggy]

http://hp.msn.com/1,/K[WI0D9KZEQ+@H,R{QV@K.jpg

at a glance, you'd think the graduate is holding a gun, but really, it's a diploma in his hand.

[Geggy]

oh fuck this

[Rongi]

that doesnt look like a gun at all

[HickMan]

Hey Rongi, this thread sucks. Wanna go somewhere else? I heard the senior cheerleaders from our school are getting Ice Cream at Joe's. Wanna go?

[Rongi]

alright dude but dont ever put it in courtney. word on the street she has the clap

[HickMan]

No WAY Courtney? My cousin Jimmy just broke up with her. I have my eyes on Jen. What a nice butt.

[Rongi]

dude tell jimmy to get a check up

hell yeah br0. Jen is so hot i swear i'd tap it. too bad she only dates negr0s

[HickMan]

Yeah...hopefully I can convince her that sex with a whitey is just as pleasurable you know? I'm all pleasure and no pain. Who are you lookin' out for?

[Rongi]

oh man. fucking alexis bro. you see the tits on her? it's like two leppelins rubbing against eachother! lol

[HickMan]

Oh shit negro. She's got it all goin' on. Her two jugs are the reason I go to basketball games. I heard she squirts tho.

[Rongi]

oh fuckin gross man. you see alexis mom? she's even hotter! too bad she's in that wheelchair tho

[HickMan]

Haha hell yea bro. She's got it goin on with those bigass titties of hers. What put her in the chair?

[Rongi]

some retard in a pickup truck thought she was stealing his moonshine so he ran her down.

aw man did you go to nelly last night? it was hella tight br0

[HickMan]

Naw man I wasnt able to make it. I heard it was ill as hell tho. After Joe's we're goin to Cori's. She said we could go. 'Heard there's gonna be lots of booze and girls from some other school.

[Rongi]

aw sh1t br0 i dunno. i promised dan i'd see his stupid garage band at the downtown venue. but i might be like fuck it man titties and beer nah mean

[HickMan]

I nah man. Pssh you and Dan are as tight as an asian yo. He'll get over it man. This is Vag we're talkin' bout here. It's gonna be one of those nights man.

[Rongi]

gunna get some pussaaay

[HickMan]

shit yo thats what I be talkin about here. That's what it's ALL about. Yo, you got the keys?

[Rongi]

fuck yeah man. it's the keys with the garfield on it right

[HickMan]

No no man it's got the casper on it man. Check your other pocket while I look 'round

[Rongi]

shit man where's the fuckin casper keys. oh ROFL it was in my boot lolol. i cant wait to score me some ;)

[HickMan]

Yeah yeah shit dog I'm so stoked now man this is what I be talkin' about. It only takes about 15 min. to get to her house, right?

[Rongi]

yeah if you take parkway left and shit man. i think that's an illegal turn but who cares. fuckin stupid cops around here nah mean

[HickMan]

F'sho yo. They be dunkin donuts all day they don't give a shit about us yo. Turn on the radio, man.

[Rongi]

oh shit man nelly! nurbody in the club gettin tipsay :drumsonwheel

[HickMan]

oh shit man this be my song yo this song just makes me feel like gettin up on the ladies yo! Ahh shiiiit yo! Shit! Wait wait next song...oh shit turn it it's Toxic by that Spears bitch.

[Rongi]

fuck her man. got nice titties tho yo! ok we're here get that case of becks out the back nigga

[HickMan]

F'sho yo. DAAAAAAMN this place is BOOMIN yo! You hear those sounds in the back? Oh shit man I got a good feelin' bout this.

[Rongi]

yo wassup mah laydeeez. hey james mah nigga. yo everbody be at this party man. fuckin dan is missing out brah

[HickMan]

F'sho niggah. This place be boomin like crazy yo. Check it out yo thats that Marissa bitch that wouldn't let our boy Ray get any. What a bitch yo.

[Rongi]

Hey Marissa! Yeah you! Put out you friggid bitch! Hahaha :highfive

[HickMan]

Oh shit yo that was stone cold pimp yo stone cold. Hey that's Mollie yo Mollie! You owe me dome!

[Rongi]

yo kristi baby. you gonna let papa get some? hell yeah

[HickMan]

Oh shit bro your in with moves like that. Hey, Jen! I'm feelin' it tonight! Come over here!

[Jixby Phillips]

hey

[BlueOatmeal]

I wasn't going to post and ruin this aweosme thread but since Jixby already did I will post as well!

[GADZOOKS]

Isn't that your reasoning to post anything?

[HickMan]

Oh shit man...where the hell are we?

[the_dudefather]

the magic has been shattered!

[HickMan]

Who the fuck are you all? Hey man what the fuck is goin on? Where's Jen? Did I bust nut or what?

[Rongi]

bad news. i got the clap. i musta fucked courtney :(

[HickMan]

Oh fuck man that's not cool man. I gotta find out who I fucked last night. Cuz I know I did.

[The Damp Moose]

hey HickMan was it as good for you as it was for me ;)

[HickMan]

Oh fuck...I jumped on the grenade didn't I?

[Rongi]

dude...you fucked a dude

[HickMan]

Oh god....I'm gonna puke man. Fuck. What the fuck? Is Jen...?

[Rongi]

oh my god...i'll never drink again man :(. not only do i have the clap but i'm missing a kidney :(

[HickMan]

Oh fuck dude...Where's my left nipple? And why do I have a tattoo of an arrow pointing at my ass? What the fuck man what the fuck. Oh man my mom's gonna kill me man oh man what the fuck.

[The Damp Moose]

;) Rongi you're kinky when you're drunk I'm surprised HickMan can still walk from that asspounding you gave him. And boy, HickMan, to think you sucked all of those guy's dicks.

[adept_ninja]

;) Rongi you're kinky when you're drunk I'm surprised HickMan can still walk from that asspounding you gave him. And boy, HickMan, to think you sucked all of those guy's dicks.
why must you kill everything?