worst fortune cookie ever

[Rongi]

"Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you."

what the fuck is that supposed to mean >:

[Sethomas]

My sister once got one that said something like "Money makes you happy". So much for Eastern Philosophy.

[EisigerBiskuit]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/Eisiger/badfortune.jpg

[The Damp Moose]

"We hope you will enjoy your meal"

[Esuohlim]

I got ones that said "Factual: Today opportunity not finds you and opportunity you find!" and "You love Chinese food".

[EisigerBiskuit]

"You will come upon a choice, to choose financial wealth or friends."
Pah...

[DeadKennedys]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/Eisiger/badfortune.jpg

I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous

[Jixby Phillips]

I got a fortune when I was a kid once that was obviously something adult (in hindsight), and I asked my dad what it meant and he said "it means you'll learn new tricks on your swingset" :lol

[huond]

i think it means we should be pals again :(

[Rongi]

I agree. Sorry buddy! :(

[GADZOOKS]

"never leave on wet socks"

[Rongi]

what the fuck does that mean >:

[Marine]

i got one who said: your will shrink to the size of a pea. it was wrong.

[Supafly345]

I would imagine that the worst fortune cookie would tell you the past, AND be stupid, like "you read already."

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/bad-fortune.jpg

[davinxtk]

my friend insists that his brother got

"help! i'm trapped in a chinese cookie factory!"

[hix1122]

I got one that said, "you will get a free fortune cookie" and I got another one.....

[RedLeader01]

"Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you."

Replace "he" with "she". Now does that explain it better?

[Fahrenheit 1337]

http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/bad-fortune.jpg
LOL :x

[executioneer]

"Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you."

Replace "he" with "she". Now does that explain it better?

yeah that clears the whole thing up thanks :rolleyes

[The Damp Moose]

I got an empty cookie last night at this place called Seven Seas. :/

[Jixby Phillips]

an empty cookie for an ampty head :rolleyes

[Rongi]

:highfive

[GADZOOKS]

I got one that said

"Don't take advice from a cookie"

[kellychaos]

Fortune cookies don't say anything. >:

[executioneer]

what about the one in spaceballs

[sadie]

my last one said: 8 13 17 25 41 46 51

[executioneer]

lucky lottery numbers!

[thebiggameover]

Fortune cookies don't say anything. >:

that would be a cool fortune cookie...

[Gommi]

"beware of cookies bearing fortunes"

[kellychaos]

Inspected by #167. :(

[Dr. V]

no msg.

[ArrowX]

I got this once, its the only one I'll ever remember- "Chose to change and risk losing your friends over new ones."

[huond]

i just remembered the one that said something like "You have a secret admirer. HE will approach you about it very soon!" thats not it exactly but it said i had a gay admirer :hat

i got it after a lunch with my mom and we had a good laugh!

[Evil Robot]

ME CHINEASE, ME PLAY JOKE, ME GO PEE PEE IN YOUR COKE.

[Dr. V]

All I ever get is crap like "You work well with others." Not really a fortune, just stuff I already know. Like what psychic friends say.

[Rongi]

no fair huond i want a gay secret admirer :(

[Marine]

i got one yesterday it said : THE CREATURES OF MARDUK IS GOING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF YOUR FRIENDS AND ENEMIES!
funny eh :lol