I regularly go many days without showering

[Supercooldude]

Why, when you say to someone you havn't showered today, their all like "ewwww your sick"? I went 2, 3, 4, even 5 days without showering more times then I can count. There's no shame in it, people in Asia do it all the time so if you think there's shame in it, then your racist. There is nothing medically wrong with it either. Not to mention all the money you saved in your water and gas bills, cha-ching!

The fact is if there's two people standing side by side and one showered earlier today and the other showered 3 days ago, you won't be able to tell which one is which, if their both wearing deodorant.

What's the longest you ever went?

[Azrael]

Two or three days maybe but more than that and you do start to stink. :newbie

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

A week because the guy I was renting from didn't pay any bills and the gas got shut off.

[Esuohlim]

I'm not a gross fag so two days tops.

[DeadKennedys]

Big deal. I've gone a week plus wearing the same clothes and not showering.

[Schimid]

NUH UH I AM THE BEST AT BEING DIRTY U /\/00|35

[AChimp]

I've gone for like, 2 weeks without showering. It's great.

[Big Papa Goat]

not if you have long hair

[Big McLargehuge]

seriously

[executioneer]

this has fuck all to do with loveline

[ziggytrix]

Hey you dirty fucking slob, I've got a newsflash for you. You may be used to the stench that follows you like that cloud around Pigpen in Peanuts, but to everyone else you smell like the dumpster behind Taco Bell on a hot summer day.

So take a god damn shower, the water isn't going to hurt you you fucking baby. And put some deoderant on for Chrissakes, cuz that shower is only gonna take a couple of days worth of stink offa you.

[Helm]

every other day, some times 3 days if I don't go to downtown athens, because it's TEH DIRT. summers I might take a quick shower every day.

[Matt Harty]

I shower every day but when my hairs too long to gel I can go a month or so without washing it. Shampoo makes it too fluffy.

[ziggytrix]

every other day, some times 3 days if I don't go to downtown athens, because it's TEH DIRT. summers I might take a quick shower every day.

and that's an oily greek funk monkey talking... you peeps that go for a week without showering should be fumigated.

[Helm]

I eat my shit, though.

[ziggytrix]

save that for the "I regularly go many days without brushing my teeth" thread >:

[Alive]

Brushing my teeth and shaving i corealate with showering since i brush my teeth in the shower as my hair gets wet and i cannot stand facial hair -thus im stuck in that traumatic cycle that we know of as daily personal hygiene...

[CaptainBubba]

I only shower when theres blood on my genitals. Its gets to be a hassle when I want to shampoo my hair and have to spend literally hours searching for someone on their period so I can stab them in the face and rub their blood on my peeny.

[DeadKennedys]

Hey you dirty fucking slob, I've got a newsflash for you. You may be used to the stench that follows you like that cloud around Pigpen in Peanuts, but to everyone else you smell like the dumpster behind Taco Bell on a hot summer day.

So take a god damn shower, the water isn't going to hurt you you fucking baby. And put some deoderant on for Chrissakes, cuz that shower is only gonna take a couple of days worth of stink offa you.

Take a chill pill lol :lol

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

GROSS! If I dont shower i feel all gross and how can you even get in bed when you're so dirty!! What the heck is wrong with you???

[FS]

I just realized JeanetteX is pretty much the female version of NOT Jixby Phillips.

[Marine]

Big deal. I've gone a week plus wearing the same clothes and not showering.
What is "shower"

[Mossman]

I often go a week or 2 without showering when I am on spring break or winter break or on a camping trip. ziggytrix needs to chill out, I think his mom was murdered by a dirty hippy and he takes it out on us.

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

:blah

[Lotida]

I hope you guys are kidding!! I've read many posts from many of you who bitch about not being able to get a girl....this could be your problem!!! SHOWER DAILY!!! >:

[ArrowX]

I shower every day exept weekends where I only shower on sunday (unles I'm doing something Important on Saturday)

[eggyolk]

come on guys settle down :lol its just a shower thread

[executioneer]

wait a minute what kind of showers are we talking about here :lol

[Marine]

Cyanid saltic acid ones.

[FS]

you are incredible

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

I hope you guys are kidding!! I've read many posts from many of you who bitch about not being able to get a girl....this could be your problem!!! SHOWER DAILY!!! >:

Right on!

[ziggytrix]

i'll fucking kill all you hippies tellin me to chill out. i'll pour lye down your throat so you can choke to death on your own soap!!!

[DeadKennedys]

take a chill pill lol :lol

[ziggytrix]

:wank :lol

[davinxtk]

Yeah, I'm sorry, I promise you that if two people were standing next to me and one hadn't showered in three days I'd be able to tell which one it was.

[Helm]

could you tell I'm the one that eats shit, provided I spoke in a very hushed voice and took extra care not to smile and shit? Just sayn

[Lotida]

The brown teeth would give you away!

[Guitar Woman]

I save money by taking really long, hot showers at my local athletic club. Sometimes I don't go there for two weeks at a time. ;_;

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

The brown teeth would give you away!

...you mean his shit-eating grin? :)

[kellychaos]

I've often gone days without masturbating.

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

I've never had a really good pickle :)

[Raize]

I went two days without masturbating once and then realized that I wasn't doing it and felt ashamed so I did it like 4 times in a row. I often go a week without showering. Not so much anymore though, cause I have a job. :(

[Anonymous]

Women tend to spoil faster than men, but they also tend to stay shower-fresh for a bit longer. If that makes sense :x

[sports]

:( I hate washing my hair while taking a shower. I don't like to shower on the weekends.

[Matt Harty]

Shave your head!

[sports]

I've already done that like 2 or 3 times already. Maybe I'll shave it all off again this summer.

[kellychaos]

I went two days without masturbating once and then realized that I wasn't doing it and felt ashamed so I did it like 4 times in a row. I often go a week without showering. Not so much anymore though, cause I have a job. :(

Splendid! It's nice to see a young man with his priorities in proper order. :posh

[Guitar Woman]

Cyanid saltic acid ones.
I believe you mean cyanide, assface.

[DeadKennedys]

Yes, that's true, but how did you miss saltic?

[Marine]

Cyanid saltic acid ones.
I believe you mean cyanide, assface.


well it stings a little to use them.

[The One and Only...]

You dirty fucks.

Ya know, I'm pretty sure I can model a curve based on a direct relationship between showering and sexual attractiveness.

[Deadsy]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a31/OAO3405/Sadface2.jpg

Ya know, I'm pretty sure you're not in a position to model anything.

[kellychaos]

model :lol

[The One and Only...]

Way to get the thread off-topic.

[Pub Lover]

I-Mockery Off-Topic? :lol

[sadie]

i didn't read this thread because of the stench emanating from it. someone needs to go wash.

[Helm]

Anybody want their turd back?

[soundtest]

Jesus, what is wrong with you people?

I have to shower every day. When it's really hot and humid, at least 2 or 3 times. :posh

[Supercooldude]

Then I would tentatively suggest you have a medical problem, because I can go like 5 days and not smell at all as long as I don't do something that makes me sweat. But more than a weak and then I will smell.

[Supercooldude]

And another thing... when is it EVER hot and humid in montreal??? It's like 40 below zero there all the time.

[Blaber66]

Atleast a month between each bath.

[ArrowX]

my record was a month last summer :( my grandpas bathroom has a hole in it and the bathtub was full of earwigs :/

but I can't go 4 days without the stinkin to come.

[Aneurysm]

wait a minute what kind of showers are we talking about here :lol

Golden.


Sometimes I go for like, a week or so, in the summer when I don't go anywhere. These days I shower daily, though, except weekends.

[hawaiian mage]

I live on Evergreen campus. Basically like half the people only shower once a week here, and there are definitally some people that have not showered since they came.

And you know what? No one cares. Becuase the smell of human is not bad unless you are trained to think so.

All I'm saying is that if you are angered by people who don't spend their money on deodorant, then you are probably an economic slave of the man.

[ziggytrix]

it's not the smell of human that offends me, it's the stench of bacterial waste.

[Blaber66]

I live on Evergreen campus. Basically like half the people only shower once a week here, and there are definitally some people that have not showered since they came.

And you know what? No one cares. Becuase the smell of human is not bad unless you are trained to think so.

All I'm saying is that if you are angered by people who don't spend their money on deodorant, then you are probably an economic slave of the man.
Yeah. My Big Macs are still randy whenever I don't take showers.