Esouhlim Is So ...

[kellychaos]

Fat that he attached a kickstand to his body to hold himself up when he stands still.

[kellychaos]

Fat, he masturbates when reading cookbooks.

[sports]

Fat, he needs two beds to sleep on at night, so his weight doesn't break the bed. >: What now E?

[thebiggameover]

is your whole family as dumb as you are sports? or just you?

[Esuohlim]

kelly you win

[Esuohlim]

jk brign it on

[Big McLargehuge]

Determined, he climbed a mountain just to prove it could be done.

[Big McLargehuge]

on fire that he is burning all away :(

[rockets redglare]

White, which makes him so afraid of every aspect of black culture that he aviolds black people altogether, save for that one unlce tom fellow at the office, but I'm not sure that he even counts as black.

[eggyolk]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares3.jpg

[executioneer]

jesus christ you're still here?

[beoulve913]

I am too ^_^

[eggyolk]

welcome to i-mock

[liquidstatik]

your sig doesnt go anywhere, eggyolk. >:

[BAPE]

how is everyone i saw the title of this thread as i was doing my mock war rounds i could not believe it i looked again it does say that so i went inside kellychaos have you lost your mind that is suicide pal dont think you got off easy your initiation is still being reviewed and a move like this could change the outcome watch it pal you are not a vet yet and a move like this makes me wonder if you ever will be but now for some payback ps eggyolk that is a good site i went there too i like the funny pictures the best there are also jokes now here is a link for you www.allfunnypictures.com tell them bape sent you[quote[/i]

[Matt Harty]

hey bape

[Big McLargehuge]

In love, that he doesn't want to be with anybody else ever.

[Rongi]

Tired, he wants to take a really long nap.

[kellychaos]

Stupid, he thought Cheerios were donut seeds. :lol

[MetalMilitia]

Gay, he had sex with men!

[kellychaos]

jk brign it on

It's already been brought'n. :snaps

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

cheap, that he waits till things go on sale!

[Rongi]

thirsty, because he ate too many pretzels

[liquidstatik]

sad, because he stumped his toe.

[Emu]

fatigued, because he stayed up all night playing gameboy with his friend, tom hanks (not THE tom hanks LOL)

[liquidstatik]

angry, because his mom grounded him for staying up all night playing gameboy with Tom Hanks.

[Guitar Woman]

Stupid, he thought that the Spice Channel was a cooking network!

[MetalMilitia]

Religious he believes in jesus and god

[Esuohlim]

oh you men

[kellychaos]

Orange cuz he's dressing up as Carrot Top ... again.

[Big McLargehuge]

not kellychaos that i love him

[kellychaos]

Creamy ... that he beat Jiff peanut butter in several blind taste tests.

[Rongi]

good at drawing his art teacher recommended him to a great college!

[Sam]

bad as a mockwar partner that he made us lose in that one Mockwar when I unexpectantly had to leave for the week it was going on so I could go camping and smoke pot and try to score with this one girl. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

f**k you sam we were up against jixby and you had to go and have fun offline adventures, come on >:

[kellychaos]

Tired ... from all the stress from his performances on "American Idol".