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sports
Mar 6th, 2005, 09:25 AM
I want to know what you guys think of my list.

1. Turn off the t.v. dumbass.

2. Turn off the t.v. and enject the tape dumbass.

3. Get behind the t.v. When the girl is getting out of the tv screen, simply push the t.v. over.

4. When the girl is about to exist the t.v., hit t.v. screen with baseball bat.

5. Pause the tape, before she exists the t.v.

6. Rewind/forward the tape and see what happens.

7. Order pizza and invite all of your worst enemies over for a party. No more enemies.

8. Tape over the tape, no more curse.

executioneer
Mar 6th, 2005, 10:36 AM
the ring is probably the least scary horror movie out there

liquidstatik
Mar 6th, 2005, 12:14 PM
i think your list is totally gay

eggyolk
Mar 6th, 2005, 12:28 PM
u would

FS
Mar 6th, 2005, 12:36 PM
If there was such a thing as a comedy license, sports, yours would not just be revoked, but torn to pieces, stomped on and then shot at several times by a red-faced Humor Regulation officer with a rabid dog that's just a leash and a command away from removing any proof that you were once a man from your bruised and broken body.

At least, that's what I think of your list.

DeadKennedys
Mar 6th, 2005, 02:06 PM
[quote="sports"]exist the t.v.quote]

Well that's a new one

sports
Mar 6th, 2005, 04:46 PM
Well thank you guys.

Matt Harty
Mar 6th, 2005, 07:50 PM
holy shit i feel so bad for you lol

felix_tibs
Mar 6th, 2005, 08:34 PM
That was pathetic

AChimp
Mar 6th, 2005, 08:41 PM
Why hasn't sports been banned for real yet? Someone needs to put him out of his misery. :(

NOT Jixby Phillips
Mar 6th, 2005, 09:59 PM
agreed.

the_dudefather
Mar 7th, 2005, 07:40 AM
yeah, like in scream they would TOTALLY know who he was if they dialed *69 am i right guys? unless he withheld the number in which case THEY IS DOOMED

EisigerBiskuit
Mar 7th, 2005, 08:52 AM
That list made me soft

Emu
Mar 8th, 2005, 12:23 AM
is it wrong to pity sports

beoulve913
Mar 8th, 2005, 12:25 AM
Well, that wasnt funny :(

Mike P
Mar 8th, 2005, 01:52 AM
I thought she only came out of the TV for the one guy, not everyone. So that list is defective.

bigtimecow
Mar 11th, 2005, 07:32 PM
THE RING...............................TWO!

Guitar Woman
Mar 11th, 2005, 08:39 PM
I want to know what you guys think of my list.

1. Turn off the t.v. dumbass.

2. Turn off the t.v. and enject the tape dumbass.

3. Get behind the t.v. When the girl is getting out of the tv screen, simply push the t.v. over.

4. When the girl is about to exist the t.v., hit t.v. screen with baseball bat.

5. Pause the tape, before she exists the t.v.

6. Rewind/forward the tape and see what happens.

7. Order pizza and invite all of your worst enemies over for a party. No more enemies.

8. Tape over the tape, no more curse.
God you retard, didn't you go see Scary Movie 3?
Or does your mommy not lat you see scary stuff like that :lol