The Prince and Princess of Denmark...

[Zhukov]

... are coming to visit the plebs in Tasmania, and I need a good idea for something idiotic to do in a photo with Mary Donaldson (the whore who left her home town Hobart to marry the stuck up cunt Fredrick).

So far all I have is a t-shirt with "Kill the Royals" hastily scrawled on it. :/ If I had an 'i-mockery' shirt you knows I'd wear that.

They'll be around the art school in a few hours.

[AChimp]

Don't wear a shirt. It's hot in Tasmania.

[Sacks]

"Free Kevin"

[Zhukov]

My mates have dared me to dress as a pirate and to punch the prince in the face. I suppose I could go shirtless too, maybe flash a bit of nipple.

If I did that and got in the papers I could die happy, but I'm a bit of a pussy when it coes to assult on a royal family.

[Jeanette X]

Forgive my ignorance, but to the Prince and Princess of Denmark deserve anything like this? I mean, have they done anything outragously stupid and/or offensive like the English royals do?

[ziggytrix]

And perhaps more importantly, are they bigshot enough to have bodyguards who would GRIEVOUSLY FUCK YOU UP if you went through with it?

[FS]

pull out your wang, but maintain composure as if you don't realize it.

[Zhukov]

Personaly I believe the only divine right of royals is to have their heads chopped off, but that's just me.

It turns out that this time around you couldnt get close to the bitch from all the fuzz. They kicked all the students out and she had her own private trip around to look at all the shitty art. What about her fans?! Don't we deserve anything? I dresed as a pirate anyway.

Last time she was here I got up close, but I didn't even think to pull out my wang. >:

[DamnthatDavid]

Should of set off a smokebomb, or at least pulled the Fire Alarm, and danced nude outside while everyone evacs the building.

[Jeanette X]

Personaly I believe the only divine right of royals is to have their heads chopped off, but that's just me.

Eh, if a nation really wants to have a couple of silly anachronistic figureheads around for amusement, its okay with me. It isn't like they hold any real power. :/

[Zhukov]

Gough Whitlam was fired from being Prime Minister of Australia by the queen of England. All Royals hold 'emergency' power.