Blonde Jokes: Insert Esouhlim

[kellychaos]

Q: What's the difference between a Esouhlim and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why are only 2% of Esouhlims touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

LOL! Am I right, guys?

[pjalne]

Oh man, I didn't have to look right of the title to know this was a kelly thread.

[sports]

:moon

Get off the stage, ya bum.

[Chojin]

i think the only reason people have been easy on kelly lately is because i've been deleting his threads.

well, no more, i say.

[Emu]

You spelled Esuohlim wrong.

[kellychaos]

This thread is now the "You're Momma Is So Fat: Insert Matt Harty" thread.

Matt Harty is so fat that he sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy.

Matt Harty is so fat that his favorite food is seconds.

[sports]

:domo worse jokes ever. >:

[Rongi]

Kellychaos is a comedian with no audience. He's like Sinbad.

[Immortal Goat]

:domo worse jokes ever. >:
Know your superlatives, goddamnit!

[Brother Alex]

I know I have no room to talk shit (noobs talking shit being a mortal sin and all), but goddamn do those jokes suck.

[Rongi]

Hey did you ever see that movie A Clockwork Orange?

[Brother Alex]

Hey did you ever see that movie A Clockwork Orange?

I've been asked this already, yes. I am just going with the Clockwork Orange motif for now. If I survive the tortures of this board's noobie roast and finally fit in, I'll fit myself in better. In other words, it is a pretense to establish myself as a movie fan.

[Chojin]

well then maybe you should have gone to movies and television but you took a wrong turn down the wrong alley at the wrong time thats right noob youre in mock wars whats that youve heard of it before but didnt believe it well its as real as it gets you can start to run now but no promises youll be lucky to get out aliv[/quote][/code][/img]

[executioneer]

kellychaos reminds me of neil hamburger sometimes :(

[Esuohlim]

Yeah but Neil Hamburger is funny in at least one way :(

[Rongi]

kellychaos reminds me of neil hamburger sometimes :(

yeah but Neil is corny on purpose

[executioneer]

what's your point, guys

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

MILHOUSE!!! >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

[Rongi]

what's your point, guys

holy shit. have i misunderstood kellychaos this whole time? has he actually trying to be a humorless cornball? is he the 2nd coming of Andy Kaufman??

[executioneer]

idk

[Esuohlim]

I still hate him tho

[Rongi]

me 2

[executioneer]

thats ok that's part of why i think he's funny is because he's so universally disliked

[kellychaos]

I am grossly misunderstood. :(

[Master of Demise]

A Clockwork Orange is one of the greatest movies ever!

[rockets redglare]

A Clockwork Orange is one of the greatest movies ever!

I liked the part where some guy ran up on stage during the concert and shot the guitar player and he died.

[Esuohlim]

I liked the part where a thread was bumped about it.