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kellychaos
Jul 28th, 2005, 05:30 PM
And ... in conclusion ... < paper shuffle > ... ahem ... YOU SUCK!!
Thank you for your time, ladies and gentlemen.
:exitstageleft
Esuohlim
Jul 28th, 2005, 05:35 PM
As ex-administrator, I decree that the next person to post in this thread is, hereby, the worst person on Earth. Is also gay.
Signed,
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9952/sig9ro.gif
Esuohlim
Pub Lover
Jul 29th, 2005, 10:26 AM
:tear
Guitar Woman
Jul 29th, 2005, 01:58 PM
what the hell is this thread still here >:
kellychaos
Jul 29th, 2005, 04:32 PM
Geigh fuckers!! >:
One more outburst like that and I'm clearing this public restroom! I'm sick of this shit, I'm tellin' ya!
Pub Lover
Jul 30th, 2005, 10:54 AM
>:
maggiekarp
Jul 30th, 2005, 04:05 PM
>:
Mr. Vagiclean
Jul 30th, 2005, 05:20 PM
oh gawd your avatar :(
Pub Lover
Jul 31st, 2005, 11:08 AM
Fartin baggy. :lol
kellychaos
Aug 6th, 2005, 02:14 PM
Fuckers! >:
kellychaos
Aug 6th, 2005, 02:15 PM
No, really ... :(
Pub Lover
Aug 6th, 2005, 02:16 PM
& there was me thinking I was gonna win this last week. :(
Marine
Aug 7th, 2005, 08:44 AM
BOOYA! I WIN.
Pub Lover
Aug 7th, 2005, 08:56 AM
You win at nothing, Jack!
Marine
Aug 7th, 2005, 09:48 AM
yes of course NOT
Marc Summers
Aug 7th, 2005, 10:12 AM
http://www.justinspace.com/lunch/ricekidsweb.jpg
YOU CAN ALL EAT ME >:
Pub Lover
Aug 7th, 2005, 10:35 AM
I'm hungry. :(
Marine
Aug 7th, 2005, 11:48 AM
:bacos
Pub Lover
Aug 7th, 2005, 12:00 PM
Alright. Go find me some Vegan Bac-Os, & don't post again till you do. >:
maggiekarp
Aug 7th, 2005, 12:30 PM
I showed my mom that picture of the cute little rice children, and she said I have to make them sometime.
Thanks alot, Marc Summers. Food is going to be cute from now on :(
Pub Lover
Aug 7th, 2005, 12:35 PM
That's the spirit. :)
Marc Summers
Aug 7th, 2005, 08:40 PM
I hope you like seaweed
Matt Harty
Aug 8th, 2005, 11:42 AM
worst character ever
btw hey guys
Pub Lover
Aug 8th, 2005, 12:47 PM
& your characters rock, Matt?
ziggytrix
Aug 8th, 2005, 12:54 PM
wait who's the worst character here?
GADZOOKS
Aug 9th, 2005, 10:08 PM
http://viryours.com/ms/xlogo001.gif
>:
sadie
Aug 9th, 2005, 11:51 PM
oh. seaweed. i thought it was cut-up trash bags.
Pub Lover
Aug 10th, 2005, 03:31 PM
Tastes the same. :vegan
maggiekarp
Aug 10th, 2005, 05:12 PM
Hey guys I like your avatars
kellychaos
Aug 10th, 2005, 05:14 PM
Another Kellychaos parody brought to you by the letters "K" and "C".
maggiekarp
Aug 10th, 2005, 05:18 PM
Kelly, you will not steal my cleverly planned victory! >:
kellychaos
Aug 10th, 2005, 05:50 PM
Ha-ha!! I am just now feeling my second wind-bag. :posh
Marc Summers
Aug 10th, 2005, 10:10 PM
Would that second wind-bag be me? ;)
Pub Lover
Aug 11th, 2005, 12:15 PM
Not cool. :(
Marc Summers
Aug 11th, 2005, 06:26 PM
So you're saying it's hot? Oh pub you're so raunchy :rolleyes
Trippy
Aug 11th, 2005, 09:05 PM
dont pay attention to this post, i'll win in silence.
Bell E. Laffs
Aug 11th, 2005, 10:27 PM
WAY TO RUIN THE FUCKING MOVIE FOR ME, TRIPPY >:
Trippy
Aug 12th, 2005, 01:18 PM
omg, i'm so sorry!!1
kellychaos
Aug 12th, 2005, 03:45 PM
¿Puede usted darme un mac grande Sandwhich, por favor?
Copywritten
Aug 17th, 2005, 01:00 PM
Turkey BLT! :)
kellychaos
Aug 17th, 2005, 05:19 PM
"Why don't you pass the time by playing solitaire?"
Pub Lover
Aug 18th, 2005, 02:27 PM
The Internet. >:
MetalMilitia
Aug 18th, 2005, 02:58 PM
A guy walks into a sex shop, he wants to buy a blow up doll so he wanders up to the counter:
Customer: "I would like to purchase a blow up doll"
Shop assistant: "Ok, what colour would you like it; black or white?"
Customer: "hmm, white"
Shop assistant:"right-o, what religion? we have christian or muslim"
Customer: "uhh, whats the difference"
Shop assistant: "Well the muslim ones blow themselves up"
kellychaos
Aug 18th, 2005, 03:57 PM
You know what this thread needs? More ethno-centric humor. Anybody?
maggiekarp
Aug 18th, 2005, 04:40 PM
:bow
Pub Lover
Aug 19th, 2005, 09:33 AM
White Muslims are like White Rappers. :rolleyes
kellychaos
Aug 22nd, 2005, 04:25 PM
I just brushed my teeth with mint toothpaste and will now quench my thirst with a large glass of lemonade. :purse
Pub Lover
Aug 23rd, 2005, 12:36 PM
White Muslims are like White Rappers. :rolleyes
What a racist! >:
kellychaos
Aug 23rd, 2005, 03:32 PM
In a barren and angry land, fraught by barbarians, one man of chivalry signifies the hope of mankind's future. That man is ...
sadie
Aug 23rd, 2005, 11:14 PM
kevin!
Pub Lover
Aug 24th, 2005, 12:24 PM
Aww! :)
Emu
Aug 24th, 2005, 12:31 PM
POST 301 I WIN
Pub Lover
Aug 24th, 2005, 12:35 PM
Yeah you did, Emu. :)
kellychaos
Aug 25th, 2005, 04:42 PM
This forum is a microcosim of sorts ... a biosphere ... an ecosystem that makes me afraid to pick up the nearest boulder and find what lurks underneath.
Marc Summers
Aug 26th, 2005, 06:50 AM
oh fuck it >:
http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/19/fatbastard4vt.jpg
Pub Lover
Aug 26th, 2005, 10:48 AM
Yeah. :rolleyes
kellychaos
Aug 26th, 2005, 04:28 PM
This is neither the time nor place, Mr. Summers. :posh
Marc Summers
Aug 26th, 2005, 05:33 PM
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO MOCK WARS KELLY
oh wait
Pub Lover
Aug 26th, 2005, 06:20 PM
You're not a character are you. :(
kellychaos
Aug 30th, 2005, 04:33 PM
V. Offensive Language:
The act of using offensive language by students in verbal or written forms or in pictures or caricatures in or on any school property.
A. Minimum Punishment - Detention and parent contact
B. Maximum Punishment - Up to ten days suspension
VI. Swearing and/or Using Foul Language or Obscene Gestures Towards Staff:
A. Minimum Punishment - Suspension/Parent Conference
B. Maximum Punishment - Board Hearing/Expulsion/Police Referral
Pub Lover
Aug 30th, 2005, 04:36 PM
I was just looking at I-mockery...can you tell Kelly Chaos that fartinmowler say's to shut the fuck up
Hey Kelly Chaos! Fartin Mowler says "Shut The Fuck Up!" :lol
xbxDaniel
Sep 1st, 2005, 06:52 PM
I so want a smores right now.
I will be the loser of this thread, I am determined right now.
C'mon, post all you want, beat me to the ground.
Pub Lover
Sep 1st, 2005, 06:56 PM
What?
Emu
Sep 1st, 2005, 09:09 PM
He wants one of a plural. :rolleyes
xbxDaniel
Sep 1st, 2005, 09:37 PM
You, my good sir, have apparently never had a delicious bar resembling a smore. Created by hersheys, I give you the smores bar.
http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/images/banners/product_banner_smores.gif
DarthCabby
Sep 1st, 2005, 09:41 PM
Oh but I believe my friend that a Smores is oh so delicious, but at the moment I am craving something along the lines of a "WHITE CASTLE HAMBURGER"
Pub Lover
Sep 1st, 2005, 10:46 PM
This Thread. >:
xbxDaniel
Sep 1st, 2005, 11:02 PM
This Thread. >:
What about it?
Damn, I pushed into the lead again!
Pub Lover
Sep 1st, 2005, 11:08 PM
This Thread. >:
What about it?
It's just like High School here, if you don't understand, Shut Up.
Damn, I pushed into the lead again!
It's not a race.
Aneurysm
Sep 2nd, 2005, 02:20 PM
It's just like High School here. . .
You mean lots of clogged hallways, shitty cafeteria food, Emo kids, and corrupt social structure?
kellychaos
Sep 2nd, 2005, 03:57 PM
Shambles, I tell you, shambles! >: :posh
A shell of it's former self. :(
Pub Lover
Sep 2nd, 2005, 07:38 PM
Didn't I say? >:
maggiekarp
Sep 3rd, 2005, 12:36 AM
Those Smores bars are pretty good
Pub Lover
Sep 3rd, 2005, 12:48 AM
Food Forum. :rolleyes
- Willie
xbxDaniel
Sep 3rd, 2005, 11:11 PM
My high school requires us each to share a locker, and my buddy likes to keep her condoms and tampons next to my chemistry book. Is that what this place is like, because I don't want to get a condom stuck in my chemistry book if you know what I mean.
MetalMilitia
Sep 4th, 2005, 09:12 AM
Loveline :rolleyes
Jim Duncan - Weather
Sep 4th, 2005, 02:00 PM
Loveline :rolleyes
Pub Lover
Sep 4th, 2005, 05:42 PM
Loveline :rolleyes
- Willie
kellychaos
Sep 6th, 2005, 04:15 PM
So far, I am in the lead! http://www.gifs.net/animate/car.gif
MetalMilitia
Sep 6th, 2005, 07:05 PM
Philosophy/Sociology/Religion/Politics/News/etc. :rolleyes
Matt Harty
Sep 8th, 2005, 09:14 PM
the police are coming to this thread
Aneurysm
Sep 8th, 2005, 09:18 PM
:(
Matt Harty
Sep 8th, 2005, 09:20 PM
yeah fuck you
Lil' Johnny
Sep 8th, 2005, 09:21 PM
I tried to tell him that 10 times in PMs :(
Matt Harty
Sep 8th, 2005, 09:22 PM
is this an ambush or some kind of i-mockery new person circle jerk
Aneurysm
Sep 8th, 2005, 09:25 PM
I've never been in a circle-jerk, but if you want to share with me your experiences. . .well, you can't.
Pub Lover
Sep 8th, 2005, 09:30 PM
No matter how much you newbs post, we will still think you all suck. >:
Matt Harty
Sep 8th, 2005, 09:30 PM
was that some kind of joke
xbxDaniel
Sep 8th, 2005, 10:41 PM
No matter how much you newbs post, we will still think you all suck. Mad
I can accpet that.
And do you really who would you rather hear about: me or my sisters.
Lil' Johnny
Sep 9th, 2005, 10:50 AM
We should all shut the fuck up and leave the I-Mockers to their own devices.
I'll be lurking if you need me. Which you won't. :(
kellychaos
Sep 9th, 2005, 04:07 PM
No matter how much you newbs post, we will still think you all suck. Mad
I can accpet that.
And do you really who would you rather hear about: me or my sisters.
What was the name of the sister that was on "Girls Gone Wild" playing with her nipple ring. She had a fat ass but kind of a cute face ... I mean, if you minus the acne ... d'ya know the one I'm talkin' about? She could make an excellent GF.
Pub Lover
Sep 9th, 2005, 07:58 PM
We should all shut the fuck up and leave the I-Mockers to their own devices.
I'm such a jerk. :(
:mockersremorse
xbxDaniel
Sep 10th, 2005, 08:47 AM
xbxMCj wrote:
Quote:
No matter how much you newbs post, we will still think you all suck. Mad
I can accpet that.
And do you really who would you rather hear about: me or my sisters.
What was the name of the sister that was on "Girls Gone Wild" playing with her nipple ring. She had a fat ass but kind of a cute face ... I mean, if you minus the acne ... d'ya know the one I'm talkin' about? She could make an excellent GF.
Dude. That was my mom. (kellychaos) :wank :pac (xbxMCj's mom)
xbxDaniel
Sep 10th, 2005, 08:48 AM
We should all shut the fuck up and leave the I-Mockers to their own devices.
I'm such a jerk. :(
:mockersremorse
Hey, it's your right as a member who is no longer a new member, to trash on a new member. :newbie
kellychaos
Sep 10th, 2005, 12:37 PM
Oh, do shut up.
Matt Harty
Sep 10th, 2005, 01:56 PM
xbxMCjxb...
Pub Lover
Sep 10th, 2005, 07:47 PM
Hey, it's your right as a member who is no longer a new member, to trash on a new member.
Shut Up! >:
Oh no, that's what Kelly wants... Er... Hey xbxMCj! Carry on! :)
...actually, no. Shut Up! >:
kellychaos
Sep 20th, 2005, 03:42 PM
Oh no you did'n!! :snap
Guitar Woman
Sep 20th, 2005, 03:53 PM
This is gonna be the new mockwars sticky :tear
Mr. Vagiclean
Sep 20th, 2005, 04:13 PM
why was it relocated? :(
kellychaos
Sep 20th, 2005, 04:15 PM
Nien.
EDIT: I'm going to once again break character to nominate this thread for stickydom.
As the powers of the universe unite ... at a juxtaposition under such immense pressure and power that the Gods bow in acquiesence ... a mighty warrior grasps and pulls the cosmic sword from the annointed gallactic stone ... a determined face mixed of bravery and fear, with strength and mercy for all ...
Aneurysm
Sep 20th, 2005, 05:13 PM
Quick, put it back!
Blaber66
Sep 20th, 2005, 08:24 PM
*Molests this thread* This thread turns me on. We need more Big Macs though.
xbxDaniel
Sep 20th, 2005, 08:53 PM
As the powers of the universe unite ... at a juxtaposition under such immense pressure and power that the Gods bow in acquiesence ... a mighty warrior grasps and pulls the cosmic sword from the annointed gallactic stone ... a determined face mixed of bravery and fear, with strength and mercy for all ...
That reminds me of Soul Calibur. But with i-mockery forums. Some horrible game that we were never meant to see.
Emu
Sep 20th, 2005, 09:11 PM
Marc Summers
Sep 20th, 2005, 09:21 PM
xbxDaniel
Sep 20th, 2005, 09:24 PM
Deep.
Esuohlim
Sep 20th, 2005, 09:44 PM
This must be the post count fights thread for EXTREME FAGGOTs >:
Pub Lover
Sep 20th, 2005, 11:15 PM
This must be the post count fights thread for EXTREME FAGGOTs >:
That's why we're all here. :(
Esuohlim
Sep 20th, 2005, 11:32 PM
NOT ME >:
AS OF THIS POST >:
:MAD
Pub Lover
Sep 20th, 2005, 11:51 PM
NOT ME >:
AS OF THIS POST >:
:MAD
I don't know why I'm being such a jerk to Esuohlim lately. :(
Marc Summers
Sep 21st, 2005, 02:07 AM
Pub Lover
Sep 21st, 2005, 04:51 AM
SHUT UP! >:
Marc Summers
Sep 21st, 2005, 04:55 AM
Pub Lover
Sep 21st, 2005, 06:43 AM
Don't give me lip, young man! >:
King Hadas
Sep 21st, 2005, 07:12 AM
HAHA, Marcs Summers can't read Emu's coding so he thinks his not posting anything, what a loser.
Marc Summers more like Marc Blunders :lol
Pub Lover
Sep 21st, 2005, 07:26 AM
Hey King Hadas. :)
That's why you're meant to put some non-vet text in the post so the newbs don't catch on. :rolleyes
King Hadas
Sep 21st, 2005, 07:46 AM
Hey Pub :)
Dont worry I fixed it, those Newbs couldn't catch a cold am I right.
Guitar Woman
Sep 21st, 2005, 11:40 AM
That reminds me of Soul Calibur. But with i-mockery forums. Some horrible game that we were never meant to see.
I-CALIBUR :x
Emu
Sep 21st, 2005, 12:03 PM
HAHA, Marcs Summers can't read Emu's coding so he thinks his not posting anything, what a loser.
Marc Summers more like Marc Blunders :lol
i wasn't posting anything
Guitar Woman
Sep 21st, 2005, 03:55 PM
HEY GUYS CHECK OUT MY AVATAR IT'S TOO BIG LOL ISN'T THAT WACKY????????????????????????
kellychaos
Sep 21st, 2005, 05:15 PM
I saw your PAP smear on E-Bay.
Guitar Woman
Sep 21st, 2005, 05:35 PM
Did you go to Ebay and look up PAP or what?
Pub Lover
Sep 21st, 2005, 06:45 PM
Gross :x
xbxDaniel
Sep 21st, 2005, 08:52 PM
The forum is fairly quiet this evening. I wonder if everyone but me has a life. Probably so. I'm going to go play I-Calibur.
Aneurysm
Sep 21st, 2005, 08:59 PM
I saw your PAP smear on E-Bay.
Loveline.
Pub Lover
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:30 PM
The forum is fairly quiet this evening. I wonder if everyone but me has a life. Probably so. I'm going to go play I-Calibur.
It's all due to the good thread being moved. :rolleyes
kellychaos
Sep 22nd, 2005, 04:26 PM
Did you go to Ebay and look up PAP or what?
I googled "extreme venereal disease cases".
Seriously, it looked like a miniature Jurassic Park. A viral nightmare of fiendish proportions.
Guitar Woman
Sep 22nd, 2005, 06:10 PM
YEAH I BET YOU JACKED OFF TO IT TOO >:
Pub Lover
Sep 23rd, 2005, 12:52 AM
YEAH I BET YOU JACKED OFF TO IT TOO >:
You're so sweet. :)
kellychaos
Sep 24th, 2005, 10:35 AM
She is SO on my jock! It's not her fault, tho. :(
So far, I am in the lead!! :)
Pub Lover
Sep 24th, 2005, 09:31 PM
:sleep
Master of Demise
Sep 26th, 2005, 03:40 AM
..
shatterspike1
Sep 27th, 2005, 06:08 PM
I wininateed. not. wow i have to much time on my hands.
Guitar Woman
Sep 27th, 2005, 06:19 PM
We need to make a rule about special olympics athletes joining the forums, and how we shouldn't let them
Aneurysm
Sep 27th, 2005, 06:41 PM
I wininateed. not. wow i have to much time on my hands.
What?
ArrowX
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:09 PM
I WIN!
Aneurysm
Sep 27th, 2005, 08:00 PM
Fuck if you do.
ArrowX
Sep 27th, 2005, 08:36 PM
Bring it on bitch
Aneurysm
Sep 27th, 2005, 08:51 PM
What, is this Springer?
Guitar Woman
Sep 27th, 2005, 11:15 PM
NEWBIE FIGHT :eek
kellychaos
Sep 28th, 2005, 03:55 PM
You can't lie about a fart in the bathtub.
Guitar Woman
Sep 28th, 2005, 06:52 PM
What?
Aneurysm
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:33 PM
NEWBIE FIGHT :eek
Jesus Christ you are annoying, and not funny. >:
Guitar Woman
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:36 PM
I wasn't trying to be funny, idiot. If I was, you would've laughed.
Aneurysm
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:02 PM
You seem very sure of yourself.
blackwar12
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:53 PM
well for good reason he's sure of himself.........anyways i'll let the newbies get back to your bitchfes.....i mean fight.
ArrowX
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:57 PM
SHut Up Blackwar :( I'm no damn newbie! Ive been here for nigh on 2 years.
oh Anyerysm honey. Leave the funny plane please you brought too much stupid with you and we can't take off.
blackwar12
Sep 28th, 2005, 09:00 PM
Could have fooled me. You couldn't insult someone to save your life but thats ok, i'm sure the beatings with the frozen hose was to blame for that...or that is what I've been told.
ArrowX
Sep 28th, 2005, 09:04 PM
Told by who? Waddle your tubby ass downatairs and cry bitch.
blackwar12
Sep 28th, 2005, 09:13 PM
the same sources that told you that i was up stairs and i was fat. :)
put some weights in your loafers then we'll talk about where i should go (even though i was never upstairs in the first place)
Aneurysm
Sep 28th, 2005, 09:18 PM
SHut Up Blackwar :( I'm no damn newbie! Ive been here for nigh on 2 years.
oh Anyerysm honey. Leave the funny plane please you brought too much stupid with you and we can't take off.
You're obviously blind and haven't noticed the buckets of stupid that reside on the forum. :(
Emu
Sep 28th, 2005, 10:12 PM
asdf
kellychaos
Oct 4th, 2005, 04:40 PM
Blazing with the white-hot heat of a thousands suns in his hate for humanity, a tiny quark of a being escapes the atomic energy of the 7th dimension on a mission to destroy all that is human. I am that being and I am in the lead!!!! >:
Blaber66
Oct 4th, 2005, 04:56 PM
Kelly, that is not authenticly funny. I am reporting you to the IPTHMHMP(Important Police That Have Many Huge Muscular Penis's)!
Aneurysm
Oct 4th, 2005, 06:25 PM
Blazing with the white-hot heat of a thousands suns in his hate for humanity, a tiny quark of a being escapes the atomic energy of the 7th dimension on a mission to destroy all that is human. I am that being and I am in the lead!!!! >:
I challenge you to a dual!
sadie
Oct 5th, 2005, 12:42 PM
um. either you're making fun of the blaber person for misspelling that in another thread OR you're a nonspeller yourself OR you're the same person. ooh. a mystery.
kellychaos
Oct 5th, 2005, 04:10 PM
Kelly, that is not authenticly funny. I am reporting you to the IPTHMHMP(Important Police That Have Many Huge Muscular Penis's)!
Nor was it meant to be. I hate you with the intensity of a thousand white-hot suns and question your authentic knowledge of descriptive adjectives.
neojester12
Oct 5th, 2005, 05:10 PM
i win
kellychaos
Oct 5th, 2005, 05:29 PM
You lose! Good day, sir! :willywonka
ArrowX
Oct 5th, 2005, 06:10 PM
EVERYONE DANCE AND POST PICS OF BUNNIES!
http://pics.hoobly.com/full/5E9LWWCF25AO.jpg
for christs sake, google needs to sift out the furry shit.
Blaber66
Oct 5th, 2005, 07:10 PM
Kelly, that is not authenticly funny. I am reporting you to the IPTHMHMP(Important Police That Have Many Huge Muscular Penis's)!
Nor was it meant to be. I hate you with the intensity of a thousand white-hot suns and question your authentic knowledge of descriptive adjectives.
*Molests descriptive adjectives*
Aneurysm
Oct 5th, 2005, 07:21 PM
Moron.
Blaber66
Oct 5th, 2005, 10:06 PM
Moron.
But describing words turn me on. >: :wank :whitepig
xbxDaniel
Oct 5th, 2005, 10:36 PM
I think Pub Lover has left this thread for dead and has moved on. :tear
Blaber66
Oct 6th, 2005, 10:10 PM
I think Pub Lover has left this thread for dead and has moved on. :tear
lol! dats the kind of thing dwama movies are made of1 lol! :wank :yum
kellychaos
Oct 8th, 2005, 12:39 PM
i want to kick you viciously in your left testicle
MetalMilitia
Oct 8th, 2005, 01:28 PM
/metalmilitia takes the lead!
Blaber66
Oct 8th, 2005, 06:02 PM
i want to kick you viciously in your left testicle
My left testicle is reserved. lol!!!!!!! /Show off testicles and rip one off :wank :whitepig
Aneurysm
Oct 8th, 2005, 07:10 PM
You try too hard.
AngPur
Oct 8th, 2005, 10:24 PM
Masturbation smilies are a privilege, not a right.
Blaber66
Oct 9th, 2005, 12:48 PM
Masturbation smilies are a privilege, not a right.
So is having an account here. :wank :whitepig
Marc Summers
Oct 9th, 2005, 07:27 PM
That is probably the most obvious cue for a ban.
Blaber66
Oct 9th, 2005, 07:56 PM
That is probably the most obvious cue for a ban.
Don't gang up on the fat kid. ;( :wank :whitepig
xbxDaniel
Oct 9th, 2005, 08:28 PM
We're not picking on the fat kid.
We're picking on the chronic masturbator. Shouldn't your hand, whenever it moves, sound like sombody popping bubble wrap?
Blaber66
Oct 10th, 2005, 09:30 AM
We're not picking on the fat kid.
We're picking on the chronic masturbator. Shouldn't your hand, whenever it moves, sound like sombody popping bubble wrap?
I'm both of those, racist. :( :wank :whitepig
ArrowX
Oct 10th, 2005, 01:34 PM
Who wants to talk about Anal Sex!?
AOA LEAVE BEFORE YOU EVEN GET HERE!
Master of Demise
Oct 11th, 2005, 04:51 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/Master_of_Demise/fuckindumb.jpg
kellychaos
Oct 11th, 2005, 03:51 PM
this must be the thread at the end of the universe ... I feel a vacuum sensation :/
ArrowX
Oct 11th, 2005, 07:01 PM
Arrow fakes left sending a switch kick in to KellyChaos's back, and takes the lead.
xbxDaniel
Oct 11th, 2005, 07:03 PM
... I feel a vacuum sensation
Don't put that there!
Blaber66
Oct 11th, 2005, 08:30 PM
Who wants to talk about Anal Sex!?
AOA LEAVE BEFORE YOU EVEN GET HERE!
Your dad. :wank :whitepig :wank :moon
Lotida
Oct 11th, 2005, 09:42 PM
This thread is oh so familiar!! :blah
http://www.971fm.net/bbs/index.php?showtopic=4375&st=6375&hl=last+poster+wins
I can't believe Kelly lured you all in. :)
Marc Summers
Oct 11th, 2005, 11:30 PM
It feels like there's been a major nuclear meltdown and all the people who survived are either horribly disfigured or retarded :(
kellychaos
Oct 12th, 2005, 04:47 PM
Am I slipping or are people just ignoring my posts? Please respond constructively, kthx. :)
ArrowX
Oct 12th, 2005, 07:40 PM
kelly I have mixed felings for you. At times your funny, at times your as bad as Bubsy, or Sports.
Guitar Woman
Oct 12th, 2005, 08:44 PM
Busby was awesome. :(
kellychaos
Oct 17th, 2005, 06:08 PM
this is where it gets tricky
Guitar Woman
Oct 17th, 2005, 06:43 PM
I bet Kellychaos is fat or something
kellychaos
Oct 18th, 2005, 03:54 PM
I could snap at anytime, you know. :)
Pub Lover
Oct 19th, 2005, 11:27 AM
I don't like Kelly because he's a good version of me. :(
Guitar Woman
Oct 19th, 2005, 11:48 AM
At least you don't turn gay threads like this into something that resembles a bad webcomic :/
Pub Lover
Oct 19th, 2005, 12:03 PM
You haven't seen my webcomic have you. :statement
Guitar Woman
Oct 19th, 2005, 05:17 PM
I take it you haven't seen my webcomic. :x
Guitar Woman
Oct 19th, 2005, 05:59 PM
Of course that could be because I haven't finished the first strip yet, but I just know it's gonna suck :(
ArrowX
Oct 19th, 2005, 06:22 PM
Shut up bitch!
Guitar Woman
Oct 19th, 2005, 06:34 PM
Somehow I hate you 5 times more without your retarded matrix avatar
ArrowX
Oct 19th, 2005, 07:11 PM
See Above.
Blaber66
Oct 19th, 2005, 07:33 PM
My webcomic is really good. It's called "The Adventures of Beating Meat To Pork Meat". :wank :whitepig
Lotida
Oct 19th, 2005, 07:43 PM
WTF??? Since when does ArrowX get to call people Bitches and tell them to shut up? What is going on around here??? >:
ArrowX
Oct 19th, 2005, 07:59 PM
Technically I have senority over the Guitar Woman. I'd never tell you to shut up because you could eBeat me :(
Blaber66
Oct 19th, 2005, 08:02 PM
Shut up bitch! :wank :whitepig
ArrowX
Oct 19th, 2005, 08:11 PM
As much as I'm a lowly profile mong these boards, i will now oficcially state that:
Blaber66 is my bitch!
Blaber66
Oct 19th, 2005, 08:13 PM
As much as I'm a lowly profile mong these boards, i will now oficcially state that:
Blaber66 is my bitch!
You don't want this to turn into a bitch war >: :wank :whitepig
ArrowX
Oct 19th, 2005, 08:18 PM
no war you just bend over. :yum
Blaber66
Oct 19th, 2005, 08:21 PM
I want you to life your life as a gay man...with OAO, not me. >: :wank :whitepig
ArrowX
Oct 20th, 2005, 02:19 AM
Then why are you masturbating?
Besides I mean bitch as in my go to guy.
Blaber66
Oct 20th, 2005, 10:07 AM
Then why are you masturbating?
Besides I mean bitch as in my go to guy.
I'm masturbating to the white pig, not your avatar. (Which only seemed semi-erotic once >: ) And I understand your logic. Go with OAO..before he comes here and beats the hell out of me. :( :wank :whitepig
Guitar Woman
Oct 20th, 2005, 02:58 PM
So ArrowX how many accounts do you have here
Blaber66
Oct 20th, 2005, 03:43 PM
So ArrowX how many accounts do you have here
ArrowXXX only has 2 accounts. :wank :whitepig
kellychaos
Oct 20th, 2005, 04:04 PM
As he turned his weathered face towards the orange-red, setting, western sun, he took a pull of his Kentucky bourbon. He squinted as the smoke rose from his hand-rolled cigarette and tipped his Stetson to wipe his brow. He strained to look out over the wide expanse of land from his hilltop perch. This cowboy country is part of me, he thought to himself. This land, this THREAD ... is mine.
Chojin
Oct 20th, 2005, 06:35 PM
ArrowXXX only has 2 accounts. :wank :whitepig
This is not correct. Though I myself have lost count.
Guitar Woman
Oct 20th, 2005, 06:42 PM
shouldn't he be banned or something
ArrowX
Oct 20th, 2005, 08:02 PM
This is my third account. Cryingbabyjesus was the one I used when untill I had my pasword changed so I could Use ArrowX again, then after chojin anned that acoount I made this one some months after
Jonathan Clement
Oct 20th, 2005, 08:53 PM
BFJRKYJRKFF!
Rosenstern
Oct 20th, 2005, 09:27 PM
Jonathan Clement must not claim victory! Die, foul beast! The power of Christ compells you!
ArrowX
Oct 20th, 2005, 10:13 PM
I'm going to wait untill an anime convention happens in my town, then kill Clament while hes drooling over uncut DVD's of Trigun.
Emu
Oct 20th, 2005, 11:01 PM
dfs
Blaber66
Oct 21st, 2005, 06:41 PM
Jonathan Clement must not claim victory! Die, foul beast! The power of Christ compells you!
JESUS WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR CLEMENT. EXTREMEJESUSFUCKER IS COMING FOR YOU, JON!!! :wank :whitepig
The Retro Kat
Oct 21st, 2005, 07:03 PM
Fag
Blaber66
Oct 21st, 2005, 07:27 PM
Fag
I believe you mean faggot. It's okay, easy mistake to make! ^______________^ :wank :whitepig
The Retro Kat
Oct 21st, 2005, 08:16 PM
Eff Ay Gee, FAG. Trust me, Babar, I was right the first time.
Fag
Blaber66
Oct 23rd, 2005, 01:25 PM
Eff Ay Gee, FAG. Trust me, Babar, I was right the first time.
Fag
A fag isn't my bag! :wank :whitepig
AngPur
Oct 23rd, 2005, 05:09 PM
Blade fails.
maggiekarp
Oct 23rd, 2005, 09:18 PM
Why can't Blaber just put that emoticon pairing in his signature?
You'd think it'd save some time...
Marc Summers
Oct 24th, 2005, 12:10 AM
We were hoping that he would forget one day...
But now that it's been suggested, we'll have to bear with it forever, unless...
xbxDaniel
Oct 24th, 2005, 06:25 AM
....the thread gets flooded with completely irrelevant posts that lead to idiotic rants and raves. So, commence with the flood.
Boobies :boob :lol2
Pub Lover
Oct 24th, 2005, 09:28 AM
This thread is what I imagine the world would be like if KellyChaos was President.
kellychaos
Oct 24th, 2005, 03:48 PM
http://logo.cafepress.com/0/2269350.496310.jpg
Guitar Woman
Oct 24th, 2005, 03:51 PM
That's a good way to get hit by a car
Pub Lover
Oct 25th, 2005, 07:11 AM
I don't have conversations at this site anymore, I miss that.
kellychaos
Oct 25th, 2005, 03:53 PM
Hey Pub,
Is the weather startin' to warm up down under?
Pub Lover
Oct 25th, 2005, 11:43 PM
Helly Key, yeah it's great outside today, but there is a huge low pressure moving over from below Oz, & that means rain & possibly snow.
kellychaos
Oct 26th, 2005, 04:38 PM
So when does it start to warm up in that backwards place?
Pub Lover
Oct 27th, 2005, 04:35 AM
Well, I live a little far south for it to get what you probably call warm to hap;pen, but it got upto 25C in the shade today, & it never gets higher than 31C in my part of the underworld.
I've got a headache so no conversions today.
Guitar Woman
Oct 27th, 2005, 03:13 PM
31 degrees Celcius = 87.8 degrees Fahrenheit
wow i'm not a idiot
kellychaos
Oct 27th, 2005, 04:32 PM
T minus 3 seconds ... T minus 2 seconds ... T minus 1 second ... LIFT-OFF! ... We have lift-off!! ... weakly breathing through his self-containment unit, he could feel the rumble of the jets below ... so cold ... he was just beginning to feel the Gs when everything went blank for a few seconds ... then a floating sensation ... when all stabilized and hen could look to the portal camera, he saw the blue, murky-marble shape of all the mockers below him in this thread ... one small step for a mocker ... one giant leap for mock-kind
sadie
Oct 27th, 2005, 05:57 PM
i win!
ArrowX
Oct 27th, 2005, 06:04 PM
The hell you do!
sadie
Oct 27th, 2005, 06:12 PM
don't curse at me, jerk. does your mom know what you do on the internet? i bet not. have you done your homework yet? i bet not. go clean your room and feed the fish. next time, it's the soap!
ArrowX
Oct 27th, 2005, 06:36 PM
Shut up, you jittering insect.
sadie
Oct 27th, 2005, 10:12 PM
this is no time for jitterbugging!
ArrowX
Oct 27th, 2005, 11:22 PM
There is never a bad time for jitterbugging!
Pub Lover
Oct 28th, 2005, 02:28 AM
Yes, it's so very popular in recent decades.
kellychaos
Oct 28th, 2005, 04:01 PM
Do not attempt to to dance around this subject, sir! >:
I win, btw.
ArrowX
Oct 28th, 2005, 04:40 PM
I say good sir, do the hokey-pokey!
Pub Lover
Oct 29th, 2005, 12:35 AM
Hurrumph! >:
Rosenstern
Nov 1st, 2005, 11:46 PM
Hey guys, what's goin on? :)
Pub Lover
Nov 1st, 2005, 11:54 PM
You are annoying me by bumping this thread is what is the happening. >:
Marc Summers
Nov 1st, 2005, 11:57 PM
Hey is this the Shark forum :D ????????
Terribly sorry...back to your business...don't mind ol' Marc...
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