Team America

[ImAnUglyGirl]

What a funny movie. Me being ugly and all I never really laugh or smile but this made me do both. The unrated sex scene is so very nasty.

[DeadKennedys]

Lol!

[EverythingWillSuck]

You're an ugly girl!

[ImAnUglyGirl]

DUH!

[EverythingWillSuck]

:eek

[Command Prompt]

http://chris.pirillo.com/_attachments/254100/mordor.gif

[EverythingWillSuck]

That is the coolest gif ever :(

[bigtimecow]

AS OF RIGHT NOW, THIS THREAD IS NO LONGER ABOUT TEAM AMERICA

[darkvare]

i loved the movie it rocked and the soundtrack was awesome

[McClain]

Fuck yeah.

[ImAnUglyGirl]

So lick my butt and suck on my balls!

[Command Prompt]

yeah, the team america themesong is right up there with that song that coop hears on the radio near the end of Baseketball.

[ziggytrix]

http://img151.exs.cx/img151/8586/11035418729779ob.gif

[Mockery]

I don't know what it is about Trey 'n Matt... I just can't seem to find anything I've seen of theirs to be funny. Team America didn't make me laugh at all. I actually fell asleep halfway through. :/

[ziggytrix]

Do you dislike South Park too... or do you just mean when they try to hold your attention for more than half an hour at a time?

[Mike P]

Do you dislike South Park too... or do you just mean when they try to hold your attention for more than half an hour at a time?

At one point, I remember there was an anti-South Park section on the site.

[Geggy]

I saw this movie last saturday after the cookout party that we went to. One guy at the party brought a 24 pack of sam adams but he was a type of nurse who's on call 24 hours a day (must really suck to be him haha at least he earns a good pay) and the hospital paged him so he left the party. After an hour, there was still no sign of him so I figured I'd write IOU's on a piece of paper for every bottle I drank. It would be a damn shame to see these beers go untouched throughout the day. So I mustve drank 14 bottles cuz they was free and I seem to enjoy freebies more than when I've actually paid for things. I got meself "unintentionally" drunk if that makes any sense. Actually it does cuz I wasn't planning to drink or get drunk per se, it just happens that the free beer was up for grabs and I took the opportunity. As the party started to die down and people were leaving, my girl decided to designate drive us home. Before I left the party, I stocked 3 bottles into the pockets of my pants and opened one bottle for the road. You know how people do that when they've had too much to drink, they'd get all cloudy minded. Haha. I felt like I'd just turned 21 again. So on the way home, we stopped by blockbuster to pick up a dvd. It was an interesting experience being in blockbuster while I was shitfaced. So guess which dvd we got? You guessed right, we got team america. I was excited about this movie because while growing up, I had a friend who was an expert at being the puppetmaster and he would put on one good shows after another. He had dreams of making a career of being a puppetmaster and travel around the world to show off his talent as the puppetmaster but instead he decided to persuade a different goal. He became a chef. He once cooked a very important meal for the emperor of china, or at least that's what he told me. I don't know if it was true or not. I mean afterall he used to write and produce puppet shows. People who are in show business are often liars and they'd go to an extreme measure to make themselves look good. Anyway! He is currently a chef for a catering business which his friend had started. They seem to be doing well! So We got home to settle down and watched the movie. Hey! Now you've read this far, how do you feel about this post? That's exactly how I felt about the movie! Except for the $1.05 scene, I laughed so hard at that one. Then I passed out before I could finish watching the movie. Not sure if it was from the excessive alcohol consumption or the movie itself, either way it was the best damned sleep I've had in a while. The next day, I woke up feeling just fine. No hangover or anything. I was happy about that. Later that night, I had difficulty sleeping. That usually happens when I've had the best damned sleep the night before. so I figured I might as well give team america another try. I end up passing out before I finished the movie. I realize I had drank all these beers the night before for nothing and my drunkened state had gone to a waste when I could've done something better with it while I had the advantage than watching the damned movie. The movie ruined it for me. I will never forgive team america. They had invaded my life when they thought they could've improve my already fantastic day but instead, they fucked it up! Just like how the iraqi's seem to enjoy life before the invasion of team america and they fucked everything up for the iraqi's! Now I feel what the iraqi's feel now that america is interfering with their way of life whether we view it as a bad thing or good thing, we should leave them the fuck alone! Fucking scumbags. Something must be done about our government. >:

[the_dudefather]

...yeah...

[Krythor]

I'm not too fond of British sitcoms

[McClain]

The puking scene in Team America made me laugh so hard it hurt. And the "Dicks, Asses & Pussies" speech was priceless.

[Geggy]

i cant believe you guys read the whole thing! *slaps forehead*

[EverythingWillSuck]

The puking scene in Team America made me laugh so hard it hurt. And the "Dicks, Asses & Pussies" speech was priceless.

"And the assholes just ending up shitting all over the fucking dicks!"
"BBBAAAARRRF!"

I don't know if that's exactly how that went, since I only saw the movie once.

And my favorite line/thing in the entire movie:

"If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!"

[Guitar Woman]

I assert that this thread is now about LOTR gifs :o
http://www.gagreport.com/images/catapult1id.gif

[Guitar Woman]

Part two :o
http://img117.exs.cx/img117/1197/lotrcatapult34ge.gif

[Guitar Woman]

Part three :o :o :o :o :o :o
http://img117.exs.cx/img117/3276/lotrcatapult53yp.gif

[Guitar Woman]

And part four. :lol
http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6140/lotrcatapult78kf.gif




Edit: Yeah, sorry about the quadrouple post there. :(

[Chojin]

These were made on SomethingAwful months ago ;<

[EverythingWillSuck]

oh really :)