MATT HARTY

[Guitar Woman]

I hate you and everything you stand for. If I ever ran into you in real life rest assured I would knock you out by breaking a bottle of Merlot over your head, drag you to the local butcher's shop, bind and gag you with razor wire, wake you up using a capsule of smelling salts, and then insert you feet first into the meat grinder and enjoy a nice "Harty" meal. Hohoho!

[MetalMilitia]

Do me next!

[Guitar Woman]

Sorry, that was it. :(

[pjalne]

What's your favourite soup, GW?

[Guitar Woman]

Campbell's Condensed Chicken Noodle. :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock

[Matt Harty]

You're a complete waste of a life and I wish I could saw your head off with a butter knife.

[Matt Harty]

And you're one of those cunts who'd rather roll with the punches like they're part of a crowd than noticing their a huge cockbag, being mocked over a cup of soup.

[Matt Harty]

How does this make you feel? I can only believe the only reason you've slipped this far through the cracks is because you're a female. You tend to agree with everything anyone says like a pussy in order to keep your internet friends up. You expect something in return, like being noticed. And when it doesn't happen you start blabbering even more like some kind of disease until someone finally responds to you just to shut you the fuck up.

[Matt Harty]

BTW I REALLY HATE YOU

[ImAnUglyGirl]

Does nobody love in this fourm?

[Master of Demise]

I hate you and everything you stand for. If I ever ran into you in real life rest assured I would knock you out by breaking a bottle of Merlot over your head, drag you to the local butcher's shop, bind and gag you with razor wire, wake you up using a capsule of smelling salts, and then insert you feet first into the meat grinder and enjoy a nice "Harty" hamburger.

I love this woman.

[Guitar Woman]

Matt Harty, I just want you to know that your insults are weak and unirritating, and if given the opportunity I would neuter you with a sledge hammer.

[Emu]

If his insults are weak and unirritating, why do you hate him so much?

[Big McLargehuge]

EBONY AND IVORY

[Matt Harty]

Matt Harty, I just want you to know that your insults are weak and unirritating, and if given the opportunity I would neuter you with a sledge hammer.

thats a good response to everything i said!

[Guitar Woman]

I've shit turds bigger than you.

[Emu]

But what does that say about you?

[Guitar Woman]

It says that I can shit really big turds.

[Guitar Woman]

BTW Emu, the reason I hate Matt is because he is retarded. And not in the funny way like Redleader.

[Guitar Woman]

And also because his mittens are made out of kittens.
Poor kitties :<

[fungusamongus]

you think redleader is funny?

[pjalne]

I think Redleader is gone forever. Or maybe he was Jixby all along.

[Guitar Woman]

you think redleader is funny?
He's like the board's angry toothless puppy who keeps bumping his head into people and falling over.

[Matt Harty]

zzzzz please tell me how you aren't the way i described you

[FS]

Matt Harty I'm gonna shoot you with this gun!

jesus, why are all the gun pictures on google the size of desktop wallpapers? This isn't worth making a joke.

[Matt Harty]

holy shit i didnt even see her gun FS take cover!!!!!!! :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Matt Harty I'm gonna shoot you with this gun!

jesus, why are all the gun pictures on google the size of desktop wallpapers? This isn't worth making a joke.
Hey man, that's the right size for a sig, but if you want me to make it smaller, I will. :(

[Sam]

Or you could just delete it because it's retarded

[Guitar Woman]

http://thatstamil.indiainfo.com/images26/aruna350.jpg
Sorry Sam, I couldn't understand you because you seem to be dead.

[Sam]

Oh no, someone spilt grape jelly all over that man. :(

[sports]

*hits the deck*

[kellychaos]

GW makes a lot of potty jokes. It is my belief that she problems in that area. I'm sorry. :(

[sports]

It is my belief that she problems in that area.

She should get that problem check out.

[FS]

Matt Harty I'm gonna shoot you with this gun!

jesus, why are all the gun pictures on google the size of desktop wallpapers? This isn't worth making a joke.
Hey man, that's the right size for a sig, but if you want me to make it smaller, I will. :(

No, I was going to put a picture of a gun (or several pictures of several guns) in my post, but every google gun pic that came up is like 800x600 to 4000x4000.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh, ok.

Yeah, getting good pics for forum stuff is a pain on google. They should have a feature that lets you look for pictures of a specific size. :(

[pjalne]

They do. Well, actually, I think you only can select a minimum size, not a max one.

[sports]

Is this what you are looking for?

http://www.google.com/advanced_image_search?hl=en

[Rongi]

I think Redleader is gone forever.

wait what?? :(

[kellychaos]

I like how GW keeps killing everyone with her weapons.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

*DEAD

[sports]

>: I'm a ghost, therefore I can't be killed!

[Skulhedface]

GHOSTBUSTERS MOTHERFUCKER

[sports]

Them old guys are retired man.

[Master of Demise]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/Master_of_Demise/kaboom.gif

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

http://www.rosenet.org/library/fallimg/woman%20with%20guitar.gif

FREEBIRD!

[Matt Harty]

GW is the epitome of A.D.D.

[Guitar Woman]

Is this what you are looking for?

http://www.google.com/advanced_image_search?hl=en
No, I said a specific size, not what Google considers to be "medium." (size of desktop wallpaper)