SEX MUTANT

[ItalianStereotype]

In X-Men 3.

from IMDb:

Ratner Spices Up 'X-Men'
Brett Ratner is spicing up the new X-Men 3 movie with the addition of his very own fantasy - a sex siren mutant who seduces her opponents rather than battles them. Ratner takes over from departing director Bryan Singer, who made the first two movies, and the Rush Hour film maker is determined to leave his mark on the comic book series. The new mutant has not yet been cast but unknowns Kate Nauta and Aya Sumika will reportedly audition. A source tells Pagesix.com the mutant will be, "An unbelievably hot and sexy hooker. Her super power is that she secretes a pheromone that helps her to seduce men. She can seduce anyone." The source adds of the auditions, "They are open to all ethnicities who are in their early-to-mid 20s."

she secretes pheromones. as a superpower. to make men horny. her power is that she makes men horny. HER POWER IS THAT SHE MAKES MEN HORNY. Brett Ratner, I hope you're murdered in a deeply pornographic manner.

[Mockery]

Yup, I was talking with Protoclown about this earlier today actually. I heard Nightcrawler isn't gonna be in this one either? Sounding more and more like the new X-Men movie is gonna bite. :/

[Sacks]

This just in:

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[Lye]

what the hell, there are already a bunch of cool mutants from the comics they havnt shown in any of the movies.
they can't just start making them up.

[Zomboid]

I've been saying it for years. Brett Ratner should fucking die. I hate that dumb cunt. I'm drunk as I write this so my emotion might be a little exagerrated but I guarantee I'd feel the same way sober.

[Spectre X]

A sex mutant is better than Gambit.

Because Gambit fucking sucks.

[ItalianStereotype]

no, fuck you. I'm coming to murder you right now.

[Schimid]

Seriously though, Gambit and Kelsey Beast will save the day, I swear.

[Spectre X]

Beast I have faith in.

But Gambit, no, eugh.

[ItalianStereotype]

yeah? well I'm on the fucking plane right now. what are you gonna do now?

[Spectre X]

Insult Gambit some more.

He totally sucks.

[James]

Seriously though, Gambit and Kelsey Beast will save the day, I swear.

Gambit's only a cameo.

And this sex mutant is like Gambit, minus the ability to kick people's asses and blow shit up. :(

[Spectre X]

Gambit doesn't have sex-pheromones, does he?

[Ninjavenom]

Poison Ivy is sex :love

[Zomboid]

A sex mutant is better than Gambit.

Because Gambit fucking sucks.
Seriously, you are so fucking dead.

[King Hadas]

There are only two people with french accents that I've ever thought were cool, Jean Reno and Gambit.

[Spectre X]

A sex mutant is better than Gambit.

Because Gambit fucking sucks.
Seriously, you are so fucking dead.

Seriously, Gambit sucks.

Why is he so appealing to you?

[Bell E. Laffs]

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[Chojin]

Why would this be a good idea by any stretch of the imagination? Why can't he just make his own movie about this stupid idea rather than ruining someone else's? This is like if Jackson decided to put a wacky token black guy in the Fellowship.

[James]

Gambit doesn't have sex-pheromones, does he?

Not exactly, no. But one of his mutant abilities is that he has psychin-like charm. He's often seen persuading people to do his bidding, and making women fall for him.

Why would this be a good idea by any stretch of the imagination? Why can't he just make his own movie about this stupid idea rather than ruining someone else's? This is like if Jackson decided to put a wacky token black guy in the Fellowship.

"YO FRODO LEMME SEE DAT BLING BLING!"

As stupid as it sounds, it seems that Ratner seriously hates the X-Men franchise, and his intention IS to damage it by making a terrible film. All in spite of Singer or some shit.

[N00bKill3R]

I am almost certain that those ideas will go NOwhere and will NOT even come close to making it into the movie

[Driscoll]

the Rush Hour film maker is determined to leave his mark on the comic book series

I think this is adequate explanation as to the inevitable crash-and-burn of this movie. :/

[James]

Colussus: Do you understand da words dat are coming out my mouth?

Cypher: Yes I do!