The Gematriculator

[Emu]

Determine how good or evil a website or passage of text is using the ever-reliable technique of Gematria.

http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/

According to the wonders of Gematria, http://www.i-mockery.net/ is 29% evil, 71% good.

By comparison, http://www.i-mockery.com/ is 44% evil, 56% good. The 29% evil on the boards can therefore be attributed solely to Rog.

[Sethomas]

www.coeternalism.com got 95% evil. I wonder if that's a sign.

Edit: "Seth Thomas Augustine Pace" is 96% evil. This is simply too much to ignore.

[Gurlugon]

Matthew John Patrick Mulryan - 1% evil, 99% good

[Dr. Boogie]

John Dale Bower

99% evil, 1% good


:|

[executioneer]

apparently the phrase "i hate n*ggers" sans asterisk is 1% evil :lol

[executioneer]

"willie mobbs" is 1% evil, "william mobbs" is 99% :eek

[Esuohlim]

"Esuohlim" = 50-50

The phrase "KILLING JEWS", however, is only 1% evil.

[The One and Only...]

http://anti-state.com/ is 56% evil, 44% good.

[Marc Summers]

Wasn't that fun? Now waste your time by killing everyone! (http://homokaasu.org/killeveryone/kill.gas)

OK I guess some people get really bored :/

[fungusamongus]

homokaasu lol >:

[Emu]

Ike Henry Wagner is 1% evil, 99% good. ;< I think names aren't long enough to get anything but 1:99.

[Johnyy Darko]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/ is 97% good.

http://www.newgrounds.com/ is 76% good.

http://www.somethingawful.com/ is 72% godd.

http://www.i-mockery.com/ is 56% good.

http://maddox.xmission.com/ is 60% good.

http://homokaasu.org/ is 40% good.

www.homestarrunner.com is 50% good.

http://www.gopostal.com/ is 58% good.

[Esuohlim]

if half those websites went on the gay meter they'd be 100% gay

[kahljorn]

I-mockery should have a gayness calculator using English Gematria. We'd be so "fancy". We could even have a function that converts them to e-prime first. To make them more smarter. Of course, if the calculator would ever be turned upon itself, it would probably inexplicably turn bright pink and bake a honey glazed turkey for your holiday feasts. Even though it's JANUARY. I know that shit don't keep! YOU BETTAH GET A BIG JAR. Turkey flavored jam!
ON a side note, i have the best jam in the world, it's apricot. I also have plum. With little pilsbury bisquits...

read this, it's almost pointless.
http://abaababa.ouvaton.org/number-666.php ENGLISH GEMATRIA SOLVES ANOTHER MYSTERY.