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Studio8
Sep 12th, 2005, 09:24 PM
I got $465 from Red Cross to hold me over for the month until FEMA kicks in.

I get $149 a month in Food Stamps for three months.

I got some water and granola bars.

And I got $25 at Goodwill.
HickMan
Sep 12th, 2005, 09:49 PM
How are you on a computer? :O
ArrowX
Sep 12th, 2005, 09:57 PM
Red cross provides

what exacly is a food stamp, Ive never seen one.
Sethomas
Sep 12th, 2005, 10:10 PM
It's like a passport stamp, only it's food.
Skulhedface
Sep 12th, 2005, 10:11 PM
And to elaborate, you can use it to mail a turkey drumstick to starving people.
mburbank
Sep 13th, 2005, 10:51 AM
DO NOT EAT THEM!!
Aneurysm
Sep 13th, 2005, 04:46 PM
They're not even stamps anymore, it's like a credit card now.
Studio8
Sep 13th, 2005, 06:41 PM
Yeah, I was expecting a shitty ass sheet of stamps that were only good on cheese and milk. But it's a credit card type of thing.

And lucky for me, I was out of town and had my computer with me on the trip. When I flew into New Orleans the day before the Hurricane, I just held on to it and went to my parents house on the Northshore. So I'm lucky.
Studio8
Sep 14th, 2005, 01:05 PM
And I just got $2000 from FEMA!
Sethomas
Sep 14th, 2005, 04:45 PM
Take it to the riverboat casinos!
kellychaos
Sep 14th, 2005, 05:11 PM
So what's the tally on alcohol, tobacco, firearms and lottery tickets bought with the FEMA cards?
Studio8
Sep 15th, 2005, 01:00 AM
They won't let us. But my friend did manage to buy Wine with his Red Cross card. I want to buy something super cool and big but I'm in credit card debt and want to go on Hurricane Adventures while I live rent free so I won't.

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kahljorn
Sep 15th, 2005, 04:11 PM
It's called an EBT card, they're awesome. If you're smart, you'll find a take and bake pizzaria around where you are, like a papa murphy's or something. You can buy food there with an ebt card and take it to an oven and bake it. They are so good... TAKE AND BAKE BABY. You can buy anything that's "Uncooked" with an ebt card, as long as it's food.
Supafly345
Sep 15th, 2005, 11:59 PM
I wonder if Bob is available for freelance webmaster employment.
Studio8
Oct 4th, 2005, 01:11 AM
I'm not sure what is going on, but I just got another $2358 deposited in my account from FEMA.

Weird. I'm going on a trip.
ItalianStereotype
Oct 4th, 2005, 02:02 AM
our tax dollars at work :/
Studio8
Oct 4th, 2005, 09:00 PM
Yes. Thank you.