NEW MINIMOCK: "JONES SODA - HALLOWEEN FLAVORS!"

[Mockery]

Here it is, a big new piece we've been really excited about unveiling. Proto and I put a lot of work into getting this one ready and we hope you guys like what ya see. It's all about Jones Soda's brand new Halloween-themed sodas with flavors such as "Cotton Candy" and more.

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NEW MINIMOCK: "JONES SODA - HALLOWEEN FLAVORS!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jones-halloween

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[Emu]

Candy Corn flavored soda? The candy corn tastes bad enough :x

[Sethomas]

J-Dawg is the sexiest man alive.

[thabutcher]

gotta see this

[Immortal Goat]

I HAVE to win those cans!!!

[Chojin]

Where can you get these cans without having to enter a gay contest ;<

By the way that was completely not what I was expecting and a lot better than the last piece :o

[Protoclown]

J-Dawg is the sexiest man alive.

I concur! I mean, I don't want to sound like a fag or nothin', but I'd totally do him!

[thabutcher]

J-Dawg is the sexiest man alive.

I concur! I mean, I don't want to sound like a fag or nothin', but I'd totally do him!

lmao, w/e floats your boat man

[glowbelly]

yeah, man. lol. fag.

[Dupes]

What does Berry Lemonade have to do with Halloween? As long as it tastes good, I guess it doesn't need an explanation.

[darkvare]

i love the black can

[Guitar Woman]

That pic of Skeeter pouring the soda into his mouth was awesome. :lol

[Rev. Danno]

Yocky, and GB totally said what I was going to say...
Ok, how about...
Um...
Your web site isn't funny anymore.
The wacky space goggle thing is old, and still not funny.
Proto is a ugly version of me.
Stop whoring yourself, sucking the tit of corprate America will only make you lactose intolereant.
Bring back good stuff.
I don't like this halloween in Sept. thing, it's like x-mas in june.
I'm going to stop typing... Now.

[Marine]

its impossible to get those sodas in sweden. :tear

[Chojin]

Danno, don't be a sour puss. For what it's worth, I think the site was in a slump for a while, but it's been getting better over the past year.

Here are a couple of the things you've missed:

www.elserpento.com
www.scarmageddon.com

[Rev. Danno]

Oh, I kthought the site had a slump as well.
Mr. Barr is getting some really good stuff on here.
I do think this site is great, even Proto has gotten funny *jab*
I really like I-mockery, and I wish it wasn't so big for it's britches.
I remember when it was just a little guy, and the only thing keeping me from being a contribtor was my poor spelling.
Damn it! I can spell better now, and I've started using spell check, and I've become a better writer...
But then again I never send anything in, and back in the day I'd only send in crap. On my old computer I have a ton of half written mocks...
I just made me sad...

[Geggy]

mountain dew pitch black is my halloween drink, bitches.

[Guitar Woman]

Pitch Black is nasty and not good for belching. >:

[Protoclown]

Hi Reverend Danno. Long time no see. On behalf of all the staff of I-Mockery, we'd like to cordially invite you to remove the size 11 stick from your size 10 poop chute, and then sit down and enjoy a piping hot plate of dick.

[Zomboid]

Proto izzat a he-man tattoo?

[Protoclown]

A temporary one, yes.

[Rev. Danno]

I missed you too proto...
I of course was messing around earlier.
I really like this site, I really like the comic book stuff that's been done as of late.
I do like the direction I-mockery has been going as of late.
And who knows... Maybe in November I'll run for Protoclown again.

[Protoclown]

Well, that's a relief. I thought you'd gone and turned into some kind of asshole in the past couple years or so. You were always one of the good ones, Danno.

[Supafly345]

Never funny though.

[Jeebus McChrist]

Jones Soda for the win.

This article was a tad bit.... odd. It kind of hurt my head because when I read caps, I hear screaming in my head.

Not exactly a steaming pile of fun, but meh. The article was rather funny.

But still. Jones Soda wins forever. kthx

[Chojin]

You can get the sodas at Target for about $1.25-1.50 a 4-pack.

Got the candy corn and caramel apple flavors:

Candy corn: Doesn't taste anything like candy corn but looks exactly like what I imagine piss is colored if you eat nothing but candy corn all day. Tastes like shit at first but eventually your taste buds warm up to it. Tastes sorta like egg custard and vanilla sno-ball flavoring mixed together.

Caramel apple: Pretty much, only carbonated. Good.

[Marine]

i hate sweden :(

[Sethomas]

The only thing wrong with Sweden is you.

[Sacks]

Scary Berry Lemonade is fucking tart as hell.

[EverythingWillSuck]

Target soold them in cans I remember. Do they do it in bottles now?

And I WILL enter this. Maybe. I want to try the candy corn. :(

[N00bKill3R]

If you mix candy corn and caramel apple it makes the candy corn taste better but the caramel apple taste not as good... so I'd just go with the caramel apple if I hadn't already bought them both.

[MUSTACE BANDIT]

Willie has already won the extreme drink contest, and he did it over a year ago.

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