Kudos to the idiots of I-Mock [Archive]

Guitar Woman

Oct 2nd, 2005, 08:40 PM

You have officially turned mockwars into the "Let's Harass Guitar Woman" forum. >:

Aneurysm

Oct 2nd, 2005, 09:03 PM

It's a groundbreaking moment, really.

Two-Faced

Oct 2nd, 2005, 09:12 PM

A guitar woman?

Eww.. I bet you're a grungy chick with green hair and snaggle teeth

AngPur

Oct 3rd, 2005, 01:11 AM

If you feel harrassed over the internet, I should say that the mockwars most certainly did their job. Leaving the forum forever next, dear?

Guitar Woman

Oct 3rd, 2005, 01:41 PM

Who the hell are you three again?

AngPur

Oct 3rd, 2005, 02:06 PM

Well, considering who you addressed the thread to... I guess we're the idiots of I-mock. :/

Guitar Woman

Oct 3rd, 2005, 03:30 PM

Hey, I guess you are!

kellychaos

Oct 3rd, 2005, 05:26 PM

like let's tell her to clean up ... umm ... down there 'cause it's really smelly and stuff :lol

Aneurysm

Oct 3rd, 2005, 07:42 PM

I swear to god I saw a bat fly out of there once.

Guitar Woman

Oct 3rd, 2005, 07:45 PM

We can dance, if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
I say! We can go, where we want to, to a place they'll never find, and we can act like we come from out of this world and leave the real one far behind.
And we can dance!
*dundun dun dun dundundun dundun*

Aneurysm

Oct 3rd, 2005, 07:50 PM

You don't deserve the right to sing the Safety Dance. >:

ArrowX

Oct 3rd, 2005, 08:49 PM

I'm the only german on these board.

hey guys I have an enormous fat. :D

xbxDaniel

Oct 3rd, 2005, 09:44 PM

Where have I been? Last time I was on Guitar Woman was a fairly respected member. Oh well, time to eat more twinkies.

xbxDaniel

Oct 3rd, 2005, 10:13 PM

Oh wait, I was thinking of Pub Lover. My bad, and my apologies to Pub Lover for ever making that mistake. Sorry about the luck Guitar Woman, I'll probably be next so yeah.

Chojin

Oct 4th, 2005, 12:39 AM

Yes, Pub Lover is among revered I-Mockery members such as sports, ArrowX, and Khakha.

Guitar Woman contributed to me, instead of the site, and that's really what's important. She gets a gold star in my book.

Blaber66

Oct 4th, 2005, 02:17 PM

LIMAO. Guitar Woman, want to try it one on one? I don't think so. Last time that happened, Little Sis kicked my ass.

Big McLargehuge

Oct 4th, 2005, 02:36 PM

sorry Guitar Woman :( i didn't realize what i was contributing to :(

Guitar Woman

Oct 4th, 2005, 03:32 PM

Where have I been? Last time I was on Guitar Woman was a fairly respected member.
Yeah, in the eyes of the non-idiots on the forum. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that group includes Aneurism and kelly. :rolleyes

Guitar Woman

Oct 4th, 2005, 03:37 PM

You don't deserve the right to sing the Safety Dance. >:
YEAH I DO >:
I TOTALLY DO >: >:
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO SAY I CAN'T SING THE SAFETY DANCE, PRICK? >: >: >:

kellychaos

Oct 4th, 2005, 04:38 PM

Well, that's a fine "How do you do?", miss!!!! >:

Schimid

Oct 4th, 2005, 05:51 PM

Where have I been? Last time I was on Guitar Woman was a fairly respected member.
Yeah, in the eyes of the non-idiots on the forum.

Hey now, not so fast.

Aneurysm

Oct 4th, 2005, 06:16 PM

Aneurism

Seriously, learn how to spell it, I mean, it's right there.

Aneurysm

Oct 4th, 2005, 06:17 PM

You don't deserve the right to sing the Safety Dance. >:
YEAH I DO >:
I TOTALLY DO >: >:
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO SAY I CAN'T SING THE SAFETY DANCE, PRICK? >: >: >:

No, you don't.

Guitar Woman

Oct 4th, 2005, 06:52 PM

YEAH, I DO

Aneurysm

Oct 4th, 2005, 06:59 PM

No, you don't.

Guitar Woman

Oct 4th, 2005, 07:54 PM

CAREFUL ANEURISM YOU DON'T WANT TO TURN THIS INTO A MOCK WAR

neojester12

Oct 5th, 2005, 05:07 PM

Gonna Move to a town... to a town thats RIGHT for me
dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun

kellychaos

Oct 5th, 2005, 05:31 PM

Peewee Herman cameo ensues

Marc Summers

Oct 5th, 2005, 07:17 PM

Come and knock on our door,
(Come and knock on our door)
We've been waiting for you.
(We've been waiting for you)
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his
Three's company too.

Come and dance on our floor,
(Come and dance on our floor)
Take a step that is new.
(Take a step that is new)
We've a loveable space that needs your face
Three's company too.

You'll see that life is a ball again,
Laughter is calling for you-.
Down at our rendezvous
(Down at our rendezvous)
Three's company too.
Down at our rendezvous
(Down at our rendezvous)

Chojin

Oct 6th, 2005, 05:28 PM

However Guitar Woman has also been ignoring all my posts lately and that spells bad news for her soverignty.

glowbelly

Oct 6th, 2005, 08:41 PM

she's too good for you now :(

Sam

Oct 6th, 2005, 08:51 PM

TEACH HER A LESSON. >:

neojester12

Oct 7th, 2005, 09:06 PM

I stabbed Guitar Women with a trident.

Aneurysm

Oct 7th, 2005, 09:19 PM

Trident is chewing gum, silly.

AngPur

Oct 7th, 2005, 09:46 PM

You stabbed her with a submarine? Don't they tend to be.. blunt?

Comrade Rocket

Oct 7th, 2005, 10:59 PM

LAY INTO HER

Guitar Woman

Oct 7th, 2005, 11:06 PM

OH BOY, ANNOTHER "LET'S CALL GW A SLUT" THREAD :ROLLEYESASFARASTHEYWILLFUCKINGGOANDLOOKASMADASHUM ANLYPOSSIBLE

xbxDaniel

Oct 8th, 2005, 08:33 AM

:ROLLEYESASFARASTHEYWILLFUCKINGGOANDLOOKASMADASHUM ANLYPOSSIBLE
:rolleyes :explode

Thank you emoticons.

kellychaos

Oct 8th, 2005, 10:47 AM

OH BOY, ANNOTHER "LET'S CALL GW A SLUT" THREAD :ROLLEYESASFARASTHEYWILLFUCKINGGOANDLOOKASMADASHUM ANLYPOSSIBLE

I'll take "Things a slut would say." for $400, Alex.

Marc Summers

Oct 8th, 2005, 06:22 PM

This slut actually tried to copyright the phrase "That's hot".

This is double Jeopardy so $400 is easy >:

neojester12

Oct 10th, 2005, 10:35 PM

paris hilton?

Marc Summers

Oct 12th, 2005, 10:43 PM

Don't take me seriously >:

Aneurysm

Oct 12th, 2005, 11:16 PM

. . Done.

kellychaos

Oct 13th, 2005, 04:23 PM

Must you haunt my threads with the unwavering resolve of Cerberus?

Marc Summers

Oct 13th, 2005, 10:13 PM

Cerberus is a dog and I like dogs so I'll say yes.

kellychaos

Oct 14th, 2005, 03:50 PM

Go to hell.

thebiggameover

Oct 14th, 2005, 04:09 PM

paris hilton?

sorry its "who is paris hilton". you loose....

maggiekarp

Oct 14th, 2005, 10:12 PM

I thought she was loose? BA DUM PISH

Guitar Woman

Oct 15th, 2005, 12:32 AM

THAT DID NOT DESERVE A RIMSHOT YOU CAN'T DO RIMSHOTS FOR STUFF THAT DOESN'T DESERVE A RIMSHOT

YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FOR YOUR NON-CORRECT USE OF RIMSHOTERY

maggiekarp

Oct 15th, 2005, 12:41 AM

Curse you, rimshot nazi!

Guitar Woman

Oct 15th, 2005, 12:57 AM

http://asame2.web.infoseek.co.jp/mariof53.jpg
lol

Guitar Woman

Oct 15th, 2005, 12:58 AM

Fuck I got the page break again damn you evil page break entity you keep giving me page breaks when i'm trying to make a point grr I'll get you some day >:

Marc Summers

Oct 15th, 2005, 01:22 AM

Can you count to 25?

kellychaos

Oct 15th, 2005, 11:01 AM

why won't you die?

Marc Summers

Oct 15th, 2005, 03:57 PM

Ya I'm sorry to disappoint ya in the car accident thread by not dying...:(
I'll try harder next time I promise :(

ArrowX

Oct 16th, 2005, 01:09 AM

UNO!

kellychaos

Oct 17th, 2005, 03:55 PM

Wildcard!! >:

Marc Summers

Oct 17th, 2005, 08:37 PM

Oh my I just simply do not have the cards to...oh damn...damn...dammit...damn again...oh crap...stop...please...no...FINALLY!!!!

red 2

Guitar Woman

Oct 18th, 2005, 02:42 AM

i sacrifice my yellow 5 and green 7 to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode