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Sethomas
Oct 18th, 2005, 10:50 PM
Mine is:

The only problem with oblivion is that you never get the opportunity to revel in non-existence.
ArrowX
Oct 18th, 2005, 11:04 PM
Mine Is

i'm not allowed To Post In this Thread :(
bigtimecow
Oct 18th, 2005, 11:32 PM
mine is:

the reason i like dancing is because my legs look like linguini in a washing machine.
DeadKennedys
Oct 19th, 2005, 12:12 AM
mine is:

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last two drops end up in your pants
Command Prompt
Oct 19th, 2005, 01:43 AM
how about "I ate more pussy than cervical cancer"
soundtest
Oct 19th, 2005, 02:59 PM
Only MIDI gear freaks and techno heads can relate to this but mine is:

If I wanted wanted to tweak virtual knobs with a mouse I'd go play UltraVixen.
Guitar Woman
Oct 19th, 2005, 03:06 PM
I am way better than you.
Mad Melvin
Oct 19th, 2005, 03:26 PM
what, me worry?

Or is that taken already
King Hadas
Oct 19th, 2005, 03:41 PM
I had to look axiom up in the dictionary.
The One and Only...
Oct 19th, 2005, 03:41 PM
I'm better than you.

Unless you can fit a baby in one of your condoms, shut up about your penis size. Cuz mine makes M&M packs open, bitch.

I'm better than you.
Guitar Woman
Oct 19th, 2005, 05:20 PM
mine makes M&M packs open
I don't get it, does that mean your penis is sharp and pointy or something?
Yggdrasill
Oct 19th, 2005, 05:30 PM
shut up about your penis size.

Dude whatever, your the only one talking about penis size. fag
Guitar Woman
Oct 19th, 2005, 05:34 PM
No they can't babies are idiots :rolleyes
Alliumphobia
Oct 19th, 2005, 05:44 PM
Do you mean i am an idiot since i can't open an M&M pack? >:
Guitar Woman
Oct 19th, 2005, 05:48 PM
Dude, that's a fucking given. >:
Yggdrasill
Oct 19th, 2005, 05:55 PM
my axiom

I think therefore I am lazy.
Guitar Woman
Oct 19th, 2005, 06:00 PM
this thread has gone to complete shit in under 40 minutes and it's all my fault :tear


on second thought it's OAO's fault for bragging about his penis which I bet is like only 3 inches long anyway
Yggdrasill
Oct 19th, 2005, 06:04 PM
Edited the parts out about OAO because he don't need the attention.
Guitar Woman
Oct 19th, 2005, 06:06 PM
dude fuck off yoru retarded
Chojin
Oct 19th, 2005, 07:38 PM
I want to see an M-azing commercial where OAO rambles about Anarcho-Capitalism until the package opens itself. And then he flexes.
Blaber66
Oct 19th, 2005, 07:43 PM
My axiom: Why wank off to internet porn you get with a membership, when you ican buy some pigs and do it to them?

:wank :whitepig
ArrowX
Oct 19th, 2005, 08:15 PM
I live yet I do not fit the definition of a living organism.
Archduke Tips
Oct 19th, 2005, 09:40 PM
I think some of the squares got a little bit bigger.