Jurassic Park 2

[noob3]

What a bad movie

the trexes eat the nice dorky bald man who tried to save them!? what does that teach anyone? don't try to save people you wil lget eaten by a trex!!!

[Zbu Manowar]

No kidding. Strangely enough, all the sequels have done for me is hate the original that much more. Can anybody watch any Jurassic Park movie and not be annoyed?

[James]

I still haven't seen the first one all the way through. I first saw it when it was in theatres (and I was still very young), and it scared the shit out of me to the point I left and watched the rest of The Secret Garden with some other friends.

But I saw 2. At least it wasn't as bad as 3. Christ, that movie was just stupid.

[whoreable]

the fact that it is on during the simpsons makes it like 10 times dumber >:

[noob3]

First Jurassic Park was a GOOD movie, atleast. They fucking butchered the whole idea with the other two.

[Skulhedface]

I agree with Whoreable. The first time in years, not including the 300th episode, that I finally remember to watch it on a Sunday night and it's not even on. Guess I'll stick to the weekday reruns.

[Ninjavenom]

You called it, noob. The third one was utterly, utterly gay. In the second one THEY SAID THEY'D NEVER VISIT AGAIN. >:>:>:>:>:>:>:

[Skulhedface]

In all fairness Ninja, the set of characters they used in part three weren't the ones they used in part two. However, you'd be completely right if they said that in the FIRST movie.

Still, yet more proof that most movies do NOT deserve sequels.

[Ninjavenom]

They implied in the second that they'd close off the island to others as well, at the end of the movie. In the book, too. >:

[Zomboid]

It's dumb because the first kicked ass but the main reason for it was the cgi. It was just showing off how far it's come. 2 is fucking horrible but 3 has to be the worst. "OOH! SPINOSAURUS!". Gimme a break.

[noob3]

3 was on a diffirent island

[Ninjavenom]

Oh, that's right. Fuck me, i forgit they landed on the backup island. :/ :(

[noob3]

Jurassic Park had the coolest toys, I have to admit. I had this huge Tyranasarus and if you pressed it's back it would ROAR! I also had two of the Raptors. They would BATTLE! :funtimes

My parents sold them at a garage sale when I was on vacation with my grandparents :(

[The Unseen]

Th second one was bareable until the t-rex went to the city and ate the dog, that made me sad, the dog didnt even do anything, i bet the humans who got eaten atleast got drunk and raped children, but the dog was pure, when he got fucked up i turned it off

[Daphne]

I thought it was funny when the dog got eaten. It wasn't a real dog, and you didn't see it happen or anything.

JP3 was so horrid, when the phone is ringing in the spinosaurus' stomach? good lord.