THE JERSKS THREAD

[Comrade Rocket]

I like this one girl, lets call her Ash. She is way into some guy and even tho we have been on a few dates she still conciders me a friend. I would like to be more, but since she is all about the other guy i will just let her go her way.

I also like this other girl, her name is Alex. We met once 2 years ago and we ran into each other recently. We have gone on 2 dates and really hit it off (I.E. SEX)

They know about each other. The other day in a conversation with ash, i brought up that i liked her. I assumed she knew since i layed it on way thick most of the time. She flipped out saying that I want to ruin the friendship and how i dont care about Alex's feelings.

I explained to her that i didnt date anyone for awhile because i liked her, but i couldnt sit forever waiting for my chance with her, expecially when it may never come. So i started looking around, but i cant just stop liking her.

After the conversation she stopped talking to me for awhile. Last night she called me up at like 11 drunk as sin, saying that the guy she likes hates her and how she is going to drive to the store and get cigerettes. I told her that i would drive her but she yelled something about how its too akward now and hung up.


Drama >:

[adept_ninja]

Women are gay thats all I have to say the just friends thing is dumb as shit. Its like going for a job interview and the man telling you, that you are perfect for the job...but they arent going to hire you. Also they are going to call you up and complain to you about the man they did hire.

[Dr. Fu]

SCANDALOUS!

[The One and Only...]

Stay with the girl who gave you sex. The other chick will always be just a friend.

Now if only I could follow my own advice...

[soundtest]

Its like going for a job interview and the man telling you, that you are perfect for the job...but they arent going to hire you. Also they are going to call you up and complain to you about the man they did hire.

:lol

[complimentary_toilet*]

That is really confusing... Go out with the one you had sex with.

[GADZOOKS]

You sure gave that alot of though, you slut.

[Seven Force]

GADZOOKS! :eek

[complimentary_toilet*]

You sure gave that alot of though, you slut.

I am guessing you meant "thought" not "though", which means you have totally contradicted what you have just said about ME not giving things a lot of thought. Oh, and you are a complete twat, just so you know...

[Jixby Phillips]

why dont you just take his dick out of your mouth already you little slutty slut slut

[complimentary_toilet*]

why dont you just take his dick out of your mouth already you little slutty slut slut

Why don't YOU take his dick out of YOUR mouth?
Can I ask how you came (ha ha ha) to the conclusion that I'm a slut? Or even a GIRL for that matter?

[MetalMilitia]

No sluts allowed in this forum, complimentary_toilet* >:

[complimentary_toilet*]

No sluts allowed in this forum, complimentary_toilet* >:

For God's sake!!! What did I do to be deemed a slut???

[Chojin]

Finally: Terra, Max, and Lotida have a fourth for Bridge.

[Matt Harty]

complimentary_toilet* is sucking my dick right now what a slut am i right

[Lotida]

Finally: Terra, Max, and Lotida have a fourth for Bridge.

Oh don't be a baby, you don't have to give up your seat.

[GADZOOKS]

Hey guys, remember that time that toilet thought that her fixing my spelling error made her less of slut?

[Emu]

complimentary_toilet* i still like you :)

[Seven Force]

Finally: Terra, Max, and Lotida have a fourth for Bridge.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE FOURTH! >:

[Jixby Phillips]

the outrageous lies of a slutty slut slut. ooooh, i bet you think that you have us deceived??? I know just what you want to do with my dick and you can NOT do it, hahaha

[Jixby Phillips]

who is that in your avatar seven force, she looks like a real dicksucker (and also she does not look american at all)

[Comrade Rocket]

No sluts allowed in this forum, complimentary_toilet* >:

:(

[Seven Force]

who is that in your avatar seven force, she looks like a real dicksucker (and also she does not look american at all)

Some girl you guys banned a long while ago. Thanks a lot guys. >:

[complimentary_toilet*]

Hey guys, remember that time that toilet thought that her fixing my spelling error made her less of slut?

No, it may not have made me look less of a "slut" (???) but at least there is now undeniably solid evidence that you are a complete idiot, and I do now doubt that you have the intelligence to fully comprehend the meaning of the word "slut".

[MetalMilitia]

sluts forum :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

I thought everyone should know complimentary_toilet has been sending me mean PMs in which she makes things up about me, calls me names and all manner of other nasty things.

Im not one to complain but she really is quite beastly!

[complimentary_toilet*]

I thought everyone should know complimentary_toilet has been sending me mean PMs in which she makes things up about me, calls me names and all manner of other nasty things.

Im not one to complain but she really is quite beastly!

But you stared it! I only replied to the one YOU made up with a fake quote from ME saying "I [complimentary_toilet*] am totally a slut!!!"

[MetalMilitia]

god your so childish, "you started it" :rolleyes

I was just minding my own business when you started bieng beastly to me >:

[complimentary_toilet*]

Yes, but you did actually start it. Are you the same person as you were an hour ago?

[MetalMilitia]

yea whatever, it doesnt matter who started it. What does matter is that you owe me an apology!

[complimentary_toilet*]

What??! Whatever for??? If I owe you an appology, you most certainly owe me one! I am, however, prepared to appologise for calling you stupid via forged post. I don't think I can appologise for calling you immature, but that was very hypocritical of me. And there isn't actually anything wrong with immaturity...

[GADZOOKS]

I'm guessing(????) you meant apology and apologize. It is undeniable now that you are a complete idiot..

and a slut.

[maggiekarp]

Y'know, for someone who made such a big deal over a typo... you sure don't check your spelling :/

[Jixby Phillips]

complimentary toilet why dont you go back to being a creep somewhere else

[Chojin]

Some girl you guys banned a long while ago.
uh, what?

[complimentary_toilet*]

I'm guessing(????) you meant apology and apologize. It is undeniable now that you are a complete idiot..

and a slut.

Well, no actually, appologise I said and appologise I meant. I don't Americani"Z"e everything, not being American myself. Now who is the idiot?

[complimentary_toilet*]

complimentary toilet why dont you go back to being a creep somewhere else

Is being a "creep" in the same league as being a "slut"? Are "creep" and "slut" in any way connected?

[Slinky Ferret]

:rolleyes Are we supose to care?

[complimentary_toilet*]

:rolleyes Are we supose to care?

Are you just saying that because you don't have the ability/intelligence to care?

[sadie]

Well, no actually, appologise I said and appologise I meant. I don't Americani"Z"e everything, not being American myself. Now who is the idiot?
actually, even the british spelling is apologize.

[Slinky Ferret]

Appologise is spelt without a z in the United Kingdom. :)

Who is this toilet person anyway, they seem to want to pick a fight.

[ziggytrix]

http://www.freesearch.co.uk/dictionary/appologise


'se', 'ze' sure - i'll grant you that. but what part of being British entitles you to an extra 'p'?

[Dole]

Its APOLOGISE in the English language for fuck's sake.

[ziggytrix]

I missed out on a newspaper job, in part, due to that belief, dole. :(

[Sicktodeathmx]

If no sluts are allowed, what's chojin doin here? ooh!
Sorry to his gf, I had to :(

[complimentary_toilet*]

http://www.freesearch.co.uk/dictionary/appologise


'se', 'ze' sure - i'll grant you that. but what part of being British entitles you to an extra 'p'?

Yes, of course it does. Being British entitles you to spell words however you want... :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

Ignorant Slut

[complimentary_toilet*]

Ignorant Slut

And you're an arsehole.
Or isn't than an intelligent enough insult for you? Since "ignorant slut" is the funniest, coolest and most original thing I've ever heard. And it makes me admire you so much, probably because you are dead hard and mint. :rolleyes

[maggiekarp]

I don't think you're as smart as you want everyone to think you are, toilet lady :(


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[complimentary_toilet*]

I don't think you're as smart as you want everyone to think you are, toilet lady :(


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:/

And why do you say that?

[MetalMilitia]

How much can you learn sucking dick? seriously

[maggiekarp]

It's just the words you use when you're angry. They're really unnatural in normal speaking, even British style.

I'm sure you're smart, but it just seems like you want to win an argument by being super intelligent.

That's the way it looks to me, anyway.

[complimentary_toilet*]

It's just the words you use when you're angry. They're really unnatural in normal speaking, even British style.

I'm sure you're smart, but it just seems like you want to win an argument by being super intelligent.

That's the way it looks to me, anyway.

You're probably right actually. I'm not even angry- I'm simply using alternative language for amusement. Was that better? Or am I still doing it? I think it's just how I really do talk, to be honest... Though you don't need super intelligence to win an argument like this one: "You're a slut" and "You are an idiot" etc...

[Big Papa Goat]

do people in britain think the word arsehole isn't stupid?

[maggiekarp]

You're probably right actually. I'm not even angry- I'm simply using alternative language for amusement. Was that better? Or am I still doing it? I think it's just how I really do talk, to be honest...

Yeah, that seems a bit less forced.

[MetalMilitia]

do people in britain think the word arsehole isn't stupid?

Its stupid-ish.

[complimentary_toilet*]

do people in britain think the word arsehole isn't stupid?

It is pretty stupid yeah. But not as stupid as "asshole". Do Americans find the word "asshole" not stupid?

[sloth]

GET OFF MY ISLAND

[complimentary_toilet*]

GET OFF MY ISLAND

Who the fuck are you?

[GADZOOKS]

more like UNcomplimentary_toiletMOUTH

[Comrade Rocket]

EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY THREAD!

oh and update: Alex dumpped me and Ash is dating a guy just like me. Just proves again that whenever god dumps something in my lap, i just complcate it and get fucked in the end.

[Chojin]

Wait, you're queer?

[Dr. Fu]

des bottes de cuir

[Emu]

do people in britain think the word arsehole isn't stupid?

It is pretty stupid yeah. But not as stupid as "asshole". Do Americans find the word "asshole" not stupid?

It's more vulgar, and therefore better. So no, we don't not find it not stupid.

[Comrade Rocket]

wow, i just realized that both the girls have gender neutral names and it does make me sound queer.

[complimentary_toilet*]

more like UNcomplimentary_toiletMOUTH

Yeah, that IS more like it.

Arsehole is more funny than stupid.

[Seven Force]

Arsehole is more funny than stupid.

Too bad that doesn't apply to you too!

ZING!

[complimentary_toilet*]

Arsehole is more funny than stupid.

Too bad that doesn't apply to you too!

ZING!

:lol

[Sam]

wow, i just realized that both the girls have gender neutral names and it does make me sound queer.

Comrade Rocket I don't know what you are doing in this thread, it's really rude of you to interuppt everyone's discussion with your fucking emo little girl updates. >:

SERIOUS.