i hate internet

[Chojin]

I fucking HATE when people quote someone else and change a KEY WORD, then quip "fixed" afterwards. I am so glad that no-one's ever done it around here and if they do let me just tell you it's going straight to BAPE.

WHAT DO YOU HATE ABOUT OUR FRIEND THE INTERNET.

One comment per person per page, prz.

[Rongi]

i hate when people cuss all the time

[Mr. Vagiclean]

i hate how it allows me to take it for granted :(

[maggiekarp]

Image search results that have absolutely nothing to do with the entered words.

[Chocolate Boy]

the midnight rapings that take place at my house because the internet gave away my personal information.

[Jixby Phillips]

I hate new people who try foul up with general dumb behavior and then when they are yelled at, they take every fucking oppertunity they can, sometimes dedicating thier entire existance to this, to point out the same dumb behavior that they were commiting just days before, and yell at the people who are guilty of it.

This is especially heinious when the person doesn't understand irony and jump the gun with their yelling.

It's such a transparent way to distance oneself from whatever behavior they were yelled at for.

For an example of this please see any cosmotoad post.

[maggiekarp]

Irony is like an internet STD, and it burns.

[MetalMilitia]

I hate it when people think that if they learn to spell properly it automatically makes them the most intelligent person in the whole world.

[xbxDaniel]

I hate it when people think they're cool when using horrible variations of preexisting words i.e. "roxxor".

[Tara]

I hate that I can't strangle people.

[bigtimecow]

i hate it when people can't follow the rules like MAGGIEKARP and put two replies on ONE page.

i hate it when someone says they listen to EVERYTHING (on their myspace :( ) and then you ask them if they like grind and they're like "what i don't drink coffee."

>:

[Juttin]

I hate that I can't just,blow noobs away with guns in real life >:

[AChimp]

I fucking HATE when people quote someone else and change a KEY WORD, then quip "fixed" afterwards. I am so glad that no-one's ever done it around here and if they do let me just tell you it's going straight to BAPE.

WHAT DO YOU HATE ABOUT OUR FRIEND THE INTERNET.

One comment per person per page, prz.

QFT!

[Pram Maven]

I hate myself :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

what a coincidence...I hate you too

[Pram Maven]

Thanks, man. It means a lot to me. *sniffle*

[Cosmo Electrolux]

:) no problem.

Stop sending me private messages, you douchbag....>:

[Emu]

The "word" "pwnt." Even more than that, I hate it when people argue that it's a legitimate word.

[Guitar Woman]

When I think something is cool, but I have to pretend that I hate it because everyone on I-Mock will make fun of me for liking it if they found out :(

[Emu]

does that mean you're a furry >:

[Guitar Woman]

No, it means I think Dogma is an OK movie that's actually really theologically correct. :(

Also, I like Cowboy Bebop and Ranma 1/2. :(

What's more, Princess Mononoke is like my favorite movie ever. :(

[Emu]

I like Dogma too, but ew anime >:

[maggiekarp]

Liking Princess Mononoke doesn't make you an anime fag, it means you've got taste >:

[Supafly345]

I hate <INSERT HERE> jokes more than child porn.

[Seven Force]

I fucking HATE when people quote someone else and change a KEY WORD, then quip "fixed" afterwards. I am so glad that no-one's ever done it around here and if they do let me just tell you it's going straight to BAPE.

One comment per person per page, prz.

To add to that, I hate it when someone quotes somebody else, and says nothing but "qouted for truth/emphasis/etc."

Yeah, you agree. Glad to hear that. Now contribute something decent or don't fucking post at all.

[Dole]

Come on...the internet ruins anything. Pick any music/art/literature/film/tv you like, look it up online, and you are guaranteed to find a complete bunch of wankers trying to ruin it for you by being rubbish about it.

[Esuohlim]

I fucking HATE when people quote someone else and change a KEY WORD, then quip "fixed" afterwards.

To add to that, I hate it when someone quotes somebody else, and says nothing but "qouted for truth/emphasis/etc."

Aren't these two limited to SA anyway because I don't see it happen anywhere else.

and um ok back on topic :cosmotoad I hate it when I'm forwarded pictures of cats from my parents

[MetalMilitia]

Woo new page!

I hate it when people send you e-mails that say "If you do not send this to 10 other people you, and your whole family will die of cancer within 3 days and for those three days you will be unlucky in love!"

Well, I hate them in theory. I dont think I have ever recived one myself as I do not talk to people via e-mail or IM.

[DamnthatDavid]

I hate when people quote the post above them. Not just key lines, but the entire god damn post. >:

[Sethomas]

I hate that the entire world used peer pressure to get me on Myspace. :(

[MLE]

i hate myspace

[MarioRPG]

i hate myspace
I'm more hateful of the hype around myspace.
Hell, so much I haven't even visited the site.

[Bod]

I hate the way the internet lets you still keep on posting even tho you're completely rat-arsed. It's not like when you tell ole' Bob in the pub your life-story and you just avoid him for a couple of weeks until he's forgotten. Oh no, the net keeps it forever and ever.

[xbxDaniel]

Preach on, man.

[Bod]

I'm more hateful of the hype around myspace.

Mock not the MySpace, for though it is full of angst teens in need of prompt death it has it's uses.

1) Some good friends of mine and I migrated there after getting sick of lying mods on a forum we met on. At least on MySpace we can call each other wankers to our hearts content without getting hassle.

2) A bloke in my area was cycling home from work when he spotted me marathon training. He didn't want to appear to be kerb-crawling so we may never have met. But whilst perusing for single totty in the area he came across my profile. We got in contact and saw we had a lot in common, Two months later we're very good friends and shagging like bunnies. Thank you MySpace.

[Rongi]

i hate a majority of the flash tubs on something awful

[rockets redglare]

I hate the people that don't find internet cliches until about 2 years after their emergence, and then they get all overly proud of their "special olympics .jpeg" that they just posted, like they just cured cancer or some shit

[Maverick Zero Unit]

I hate how you have to pay for the good porn on the internet. Keywords "Good porn"

[Marc Summers]

I hate it when people are laughed with when they quote family guy for the billionth time

[Matt Harty]

that even legit sites where you pay memberships are ridden with trojans and spyware

[Lotida]

I hate it when people forward you an e-mail and you have to click a million times to get it open because the dumbass that sent it to you doesn't know how to remove all the forwards!

[ArrowX]

I hate finding something that I think is cool and find out it existed and was actually a fad about a month to a year prior.

[executioneer]

i hate the fact that it brings me so much closer to millions of retards that i would much rather not speak to or be spoken to by >:

[bigtimecow]

i don't hate any of you guys

well, i hate lotida

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Can this thread have a counterpart or what : (


I have alot of hate for myspace, my friend and I are trying to come up with WAYS

[Gurlugon]

I don't like how Urban Dicitionary is gay about letting me define people I know.

[maggiekarp]

I hate when I go to Urban Dictionary to find out what some word on TV means, and the only definitions are "Jeff" or something.

[liquidstatik]

i hate when my favorite websites break and it ruins my day :(

[ScruU2wice]

wait a goddamn minute here, you don't exist anymore.

[liquidstatik]

im back, baby. :x

[Lotida]

i don't hate any of you guys

well, i hate lotida

Awwwww... stop it! You know I get excited when I am arbitrarily mentioned in someone's post!!

[red8ge]

i hate pop-ups, and people who are cool on the internet but are complete nerds in real life.

[Lingering Haze]

The internet is full of some crazy stuff.

[Sicktodeathmx]

I hate the scenesters that have taken over lj and myspace.
MurderxCore guys!

[Jixby Phillips]

Myspace bullitens about bands playing somewhere. I have ONE guy on my friendlist who, if I defriended I would be spared 90% of all BAND NOTICE bullitens. But I don't wanna be rude and defriend him.

They make me madder than any other kind of lame bulliten on myspace. :(

[Sicktodeathmx]

Myspace bullitens about bands playing somewhere. I have ONE guy on my friendlist who, if I defriended I would be spared 90% of all BAND NOTICE bullitens. But I don't wanna be rude and defriend him.

They make me madder than any other kind of lame bulliten on myspace. :(

I hate even more than that, the myspace bulletins that say "myspace is shutting down" or "go comment my pics!"

[Seven Force]

"myspace is shutting down"

I would love that so much.

[bigtimecow]

"TOM IS GOING TO DELETE YOUR MYSPACE OR MAKE YOU PAY IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS LOL"

[MetalMilitia]

I hate it when people use the word "Ban stick". In the context of "Oh you just wait till a mod gets here with their BAN STICK!"

I suppose what I hate even more is when people find it funny and adopt the saying too.

[Dole]

I prod you with my agreement stick on that one.

[AChimp]

I'll hit you all with my ban stick if the mood suits me. >:

[darkvare]

i hate constant pop up in sme pages >:

[EisigerBiskuit]

Reading the spam I get in the e-mail nowadays is rediculous, since I don't have a spam filter. 3N|4R.GE YO|_|R WI.FES hJapP1ness!

Also, about the, "Intellectuals of the internet speak don't mispell things," hell yes.

[Dole]

'ridiculous'

[EisigerBiskuit]

I WILL NEVER FIT IN

[Womti]

I hate when you type in an address of some site that expired while you were away and it brings you to the new address owner, which is usually some fucking insurance company or a low-grade 'search engine'. >:

[Esuohlim]

'misspell'

[Womti]

no seriously. this has happened to me like 4 or 6 times. and it wasnt because I "misspelled" the address either. other than that the internet is ok.

[Esuohlim]

I was talking to EdgarBisquick

[Womti]

whatever, posting a single word in italics with single quote marks around it is just plain creepy. no offense to you or anything. :/

[Esuohlim]

dale that was such a FartinMowler post :(

[Womti]

you mean martin fowler. milhouse. I like the way you make seemingly off color deadpan remarks to make people feel confused. just how long have you done this? :(

[Dole]

'like forever'

[Womti]

I give up. >:

[Sethomas]

I hate it when people don't read the "one post per person per page" outline.

[CaptainBubba]

I hate that people online think it is a good idea to meet other people that they met online and then it is considered a tradgedy when they are violently raped and bludgeoned to death with a club when really it is just natural selection.

I hate that people on EBAY feel compelled to only bid on 1 out of the 2000 identical items that they saw first so one DVD copy of "Spaceballs" goes up to $400 while nobody uses the $1.00 buyout option on the other 1999.

I hate that no matter where you go on the internet there is a community where a gangly white male who doesn't shave will post a picture of himself throwing a gang symbol and wearing a bandana and a 15 year old "girl" will post something like "Boy you lookin fine" and I cant kill them both before their nitrous addicted spawn crawls out of her stinky butthole because her vagina collapsed into itself.

I hate people in online video games who honestly, truthfully, down in their hearts, believe that it does make them a better person when they win at a video game. As a side-hate, I hate that people who play RTS games must actually hate the game and so they perfect a rush strategy to make the game only last 2 minutes because every second is torture for them i guess, I mean heaven forbid I get to the colonization era, its so much more fun for you to send 2 horses and kill all my villagers 1.5 minutes into the game.

I hate that the older generation tries to act like the internet is such an awful source of information unless you use their sanctioned services like "infotrac" that basically work like a google with down-syndrome and a file database that instantly deletes any files pertinent to what you were searching for and replaces them with 100 page articles on why the Russians have the best Nirvana cover bands.

I hate that people on the internet take the internet seriously.

I love the internet.

[Pram Maven]

i don't hate any of you guys

well, i hate lotida

Awwwww... stop it! You know I get excited when I am arbitrarily mentioned in someone's post!!

*wave*

Hi, Lotida. I like your eye :)

[Emu]

I hate that the older generation tries to act like the internet is such an awful source of information unless you use their sanctioned services like "infotrac" that basically work like a google with down-syndrome and a file database that instantly deletes any files pertinent to what you were searching for and replaces them with 100 page articles on why the Russians have the best Nirvana cover bands.

Is that one from personal experience?

[MetalMilitia]

I hate that people post this image and think its funny.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c364/One_Angry_Dwarf/3bunny_pancake.jpg

[Lotida]

http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/45798/p/f/pancake_20bunny.gif

[sloth]

i hate it when people get insulted and try to roll with the punches instead of defending themselves. it makes you look like a bummer.

[Misdemonar]

it's like being in a grease fire.

[Bod]

I hate people on internet message forums who smugly post a cryptic insult thinking that they are highly intelligent, when in fact no one has a clue what they're on about.

[Pram Maven]

I hate it when someone posts an avatar that looks like an exploding bleached asshole radiating toxic gasses torwards the face of an unsuspecting e-tard, and then runs the pic through an aging filter in Photoshop.

[Pram Maven]

I hate double posts.

[Pram Maven]

Triple posts suck too. >:

[Pram Maven]

I hate it when someone posts an avatar that looks like an exploding bleached asshole radiating toxic gasses torwards the face of an unsuspecting raver, and then runs the pic through an aging filter in Photoshop.

[Bod]

I hate when people get all hoity-toity about others using photoshop filters like it's a big clever deal spotting that they used a lens flare for a cheap effect. "Ooh look at me I know what a photoshop filter is."

[Chojin]

I hate people that mention or reference the Matrix in any context.

[Emu]

I hate it when people model their behavior after Cartman.

[Lotida]

I hate it when I agree with Emu.

[Supafly345]

I hate posts by nose.

[xbxDaniel]

I hate that I can't go to the Mock Wars board without seeing somebody making an idiot of themselves.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I hate it when people mention specific problems, LIKE GOD IF I CARE WHAT NOSE/DOLE/FATHER SPAZ DOES JEEZ.

[Sicktodeathmx]

I hate that OAO is just as gay on myspace as he is on mockery :\

[Chojin]

When people bitch about or give praise to a thread itself, like it's a seperate entity. It's especially bad when more than half of the thread contains commentary on itself. Like here: http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=21092

The internet did show me how to wrap a present today though, i've got to give it that.

When people edit something and then go out of their way to tag what their edit contained.

EDIT: FIXED SPELLING MISTAKES AND GRAMMAR.

[executioneer]

i don't really like the cowboy song thread :(

there i've said it :(

[sadie]

i love everything about the internet!

[Pram Maven]

I Love Lucy

[lunlun]

i hate the IRC
and i dont like it when people are so rude to each other:(

we should share our love and not our hate




peace out to everyone!

[Terra]

Hey this ought to go in Loveline.

No feeliegoodie crap allowed here. >: Right?

Just asking.

[Dr. Boogie]

I hate doing a Google image search, finding a good image, and then clicking on it, only to discover that it no longer exists on the internet, apart from a single thumbnail in the Google cache.

[Seven Force]

i hate the IRC
and i dont like it when people are so rude to each other:(

we should share our love and not our hate

peace out to everyone!

FUCK YOU LUNLUN

[Womti]

FUCK YOU SEVEN FORCE

[lunlun]

ah you think you are a cool guy hm?

but in fact you are just embarrassing the whole board

not even your "brothers" will think you are cool





and im still for the "love and peace"- thingie

[Womti]

was that directed at seven force? if me, then what "brothers"?

[lunlun]

of course i didnt meant you

[glowbelly]

don't fret, lunlun! sevenforce is just cranky because his babysitter made him eat spinach for supper last night :(

[Womti]

the poor widdle baby :(

[MetalMilitia]

I hate it when people go on the internet and are all like "I could kick your ass IRL! Im 7ft tall and can benchpress small countries!!"

Also I hate it when people are below 15 years old and post on messageboards but instead of mocking their broken english and nieve opinions they get accepted into a community.

[Womti]

you spelled naive wrong :eek

[Guitar Woman]

the thing i hate most about the internets is dale

[Womti]

the thing I hate most about the internet is jerks.

[Fathom Zero]

I hate blogs, ditzy chicks like HoTChIK9180740137047, and anyone who views it seriously.

[lunlun]

I hate it when people go on the internet and are all like "I could kick your ass IRL! Im 7ft tall and can benchpress small countries!!"

Also I hate it when people are below 15 years old and post on messageboards but instead of mocking their broken english and nieve opinions they get accepted into a community.

thank god i am 20 ;)

[Ninjavenom]

Anyone under the age of 16 should not be allowed to enter text anywhere (internet, games, e-mail, etc) where other people can see it. Sorry MastaBoobs69, i think the reason the game is so hard is because you're a cross-eyed mouth breather with a room temperature IQ and a bad habit of not dying in your sleep.

[Esuohlim]

I hate how I still adhere to the 150 X 130 pixel avatar rule because I'm a wimp about bannies :(

[Emu]

My avatar has special priveliges. Because he's the HOST OF THIS GAME SHOW CALLED "LIFE"

[Misdemonar]

Anyone under the age of 16 should not be allowed to enter text anywhere (internet, games, e-mail, etc)

Shit....

[Lotida]

Anyone under the age of 16 should not be allowed to enter text anywhere (internet, games, e-mail, etc)

Shit....

This explains a lot!

[MarioRPG]

I hAtE wHeN pEoPlE tYpE lIkE tHiS. iT iS sO aNnOyInG.

[ArrowX]

I hate searching for images on google and getting furry shit >:

[xbxDaniel]

I hate it when people decide to use google to translate sentences for them and think they sound clever when they write "AllÃ* uno casa es su silla"

[maggiekarp]

I was on the internet when I was 13, and people thought I was atleast 18 because I could type and told people when their arguments were stupid :(

[Moobs]

I hate it when people try and mock people who speak 'leet' by replying 'omg u so kool!!!!!!!!!!111one1' with all that one shit

Fags >:

[Marc Summers]

I Hate When People Capitalize Every Single Word Like This. It's Really Annoying, Plus You Think There Might Be An Acronym Somewhere, And You Just Wonder Why The Idiot Who Wrote It Thinks That Every Word Need To Be Capitalized.

[Fathom Zero]

I hate Tubgirl... Don't ask...

[Esuohlim]

I'm pretty sure the whole goddamn internet's seen tubgirl

[Sicktodeathmx]

I'm pretty sure the whole goddamn internet's seen tubgirl

Aww you should have asked what tub girl was, then maybe Dale would have posted a picture of her which would be a "bannable offense!" lulz

[Jixby Phillips]

The phrase "don't ask"

[Womti]

I'm pretty sure the whole goddamn internet's seen tubgirl

Aww you should have asked what tub girl was, then maybe Dale would have posted a picture of her which would be a "bannable offense!" lulz

actually what is tubgirl?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

go to tubgirl and see for yourself. Make sure Mommy and Dad aren't around....

[Fathom Zero]

Occasionaly, there may be an isolated incident of Tubgirl.

[Terra]

actually what is tubgirl?

Just the outside version of goats....no I won't got there. :(

[Chojin]

"For the win" and especially its abbreviation FTW. This is fucking RAMPANT on the city of heroes boards ;<

[Guitar Woman]

I hate how I always do something awesome and want to post about it, then forget the next day. :(

[maggiekarp]

I hate how there are actual pictures of shitting dicknipples

And they're well-drawn :(

[xbxDaniel]

I hate that people write down opinions as fact and then yell at anybody who has a different belief or view.


I hate the people who tell other people that they're going to hell for their beliefs.

[Juttin]

"For the win" and especially its abbreviation FTW. This is fucking RAMPANT on the city of heroes boards ;<

That's what FTW stands for?

I thought it was WTF backwards....

[Moobs]

I hate XD ^_^ etc

At first it was ok, but I saw it again and again and again and now when I see someone post '^_^' I get angry like the hulk >:

[bigtimecow]

sXe4lyfeyo

[Ninjavenom]

FTW in some (gay) FPS games means Face The Wall rules, where if someone is idling while facing a wall, you can't (under threat of whining) kill them because they are typing or afk.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I hate it when OH MY GOD YOU STOLE BANDWIDTHS :eek

[MUSTACE BANDIT]

I HATE THAT CHOJIN USES THE INTERNET

[Supafly345]

"For the win" and especially its abbreviation FTW. This is fucking RAMPANT on the city of heroes boards ;<

That's what FTW stands for?

I thought it was WTF backwards....I'm sorry, are we thinking of the same backwards here or am I just speaking the wrong language.

[ArrowX]

I hate the mojority of new acronyms I miss the days of just OMG, WTF, lol, and AFK.

I also hate internet fags responsible for the downward spiral of the word "Newbie" it went from english to faggot so fast :(
Newbie-NewB-Noob-NuB-n00b

[maggiekarp]

I hate how there's never an appropriate time to suggest this for an emoticon

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/maggiekarp/zack2.gif

[ArrowX]

amazing :O

[Womti]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/maggiekarp/zack2.gif

what the hell would we call this thing
also I hate it when I come here and it goes to "site not found"; ie, lousy servers.