I hope you guys could ban...

[Seven Force]

Misdemonar and Lycurgus1985. They will eventually clutter the forums with their incessant faggoty fights. Misdemonar did the same thing with Cosmotoad and Lycos is just as bad as him. My proof:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=21059
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=21058

[Lycurgus1985]

Go ahead.
I won't mind. :)

[Sicktodeathmx]

Well, I think they should be about, they are fun to pick on, you know? (I am not sober)

[Lycurgus1985]

Jen, you sure do you know how to make someone feel real special. ;)

[Jixby Phillips]

Whenever lycos uses a tongue-stick-out emoticon or a winky emoticon i imagine him saying whatever he posts in real life and then winking or sticking his tongue out and i get grossed out

[Lycurgus1985]

I am quite happy I have implanted this image in your head. Now whenever you see the wink/tongue sticking out from me, you will forever be disgusted. You have made 1/16th of my night Jixby. For the laugh you have bestowed upon me, I thank you. :bow

Oh, by the way...

;) :P ;) :P ;) :P ;) :P

[Sicktodeathmx]

Whenever lycos uses a tongue-stick-out emoticon or a winky emoticon i imagine him saying whatever he posts in real life and then winking or sticking his tongue out and i get grossed out

What about when I wink or stick out my tongue? Huh? HUH!?!

[camacazio]

Misdemonar gets in dumb fights with dipshits, but otherwise isn't annoying. I hold no complaint against him.

[Sethomas]

:wank

[Lingering Haze]

9th!

[Sethomas]

See, I had intended my wank post as a rebuttal to STD, but as a non sequiter I think it works out great how it is.

[Lingering Haze]

Stop touching yourself in public. :(

[Guitar Woman]

Ban that guy too

[Seven Force]

Yeah, I almost forgot about him.

[Chojin]

Threads in mock wars don't count unless they're really stupid.

[Lingering Haze]

Seven Force = Suckface Spectaculario!

[Guitar Woman]

what was with the -io at the end?

[MetalMilitia]

whatever you're also a suckface spectaculario

[Guitar Woman]

pretty tough talk coming from someone who steals insults from newbies :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

hey Guitarwoman are you still gay or have you sobered up yet?

[Sethomas]

Hey, it looks like someone speaks Italian! Umm, mi chiamo Seth! Non sono un speculare! Volo sere in una spagia deserta!

Or maybe he said "spectaculario" just because he's retarded.

[Womti]

could you guys ban nose too? what with all the arguments he's started. I just see him as another pathetic newbie trying to up his post count. :(

[Lycurgus1985]

Gee Dale, your sig doesn't say you're self absorbed at all. :P

[Womti]

and your blatantly insulting everyone you come into contact with CERTAINLY makes you out to be a very open person. >:

[Lycurgus1985]

I'm only nice to those who earned it which would be only 2% of the members on these forums. Everyone else I could give a shit about since they gave such a "wonderful welcoming party" in the first place. :rolleyes

[Dole]

You are REALLY depressing.

[Supafly345]

Dale is an expert on annoying posters.

[Womti]

fine lycu, just stop turning every thread into a stupid mock wars "battle". just hang out there and challenge nose or something. I'm sure he'd be interested. :(

[Lycurgus1985]

Ahhhhhhh, we feeling depressed Dole? Too bad! I'm glad that to you I'm very depressing.

SupaFly, can't say I got anything against you. But I will say I know I'm annoying. That's why I keep acting as a thorn in a lot of member's asses here. Nearly everyone here are nothing but pompous assholes that act like their shit doesn't stink and as if these forums are some exclusive club. I'm sorry, but it's nothing but a shithouse.

Good luck on keeping any new members at this rate if you plan to rip up 90% of them. It's also ridiculous how no one even follows the damned rules and how Chojin keeps changing them like a diaper as Nose put it so colorfully.

Like I said, if you want to ban me, go ahead and get it over with. I don't give a shit either way. Seriously, what are you waiting for? I wouldn't care either way if I saw this place ever again. The only part of I-Mockery that matters is the actual site which is definitely hell of a lot more funny than most of you miserable fucktards with trunks growing in your ass who worship these forums like some kind of brainwashed cult. This place acts like nothing more than some virtual high school which is really sad. Some of you practically live and breathe on these boards like it's your life. I seriously don't get it.

If you think I'm getting bent out of shape, that's you. I'm just stating my own views on this sad little place. I think the only time I honestly smile is when either RoG, Sicktodeathmx, Nose, or Emu posts. However, just for that small percentage, it just isn't worth it.

So, do as you wish. Bash me, abuse me, kick me to shit, whatever causes you to get your jollies off. I seriously do not give a flying fuck. I can always go somewhere else. :)

[Sethomas]

The secret is to not fight for acceptance. Fighting for acceptance makes you look retarded, which in turn reduces your chances of "fitting in". Even if you were the sharpest wit in the world you'd be going against the juggernaut of consensus opinion which, guess what, probably isn't going to change. That you need to prove yourself just shows that you need to feel accepted. Thus, people will like you better if you ACTUALLY don't give a shit, which isn't the same thing as saying "Yeah, I suck, go ahead and ban me for it!"

[Lycurgus1985]

Actually, I do believe I'm done.

That was intended to be my last post actually because I seriously do not give a shit about this place.

Discussion closed.

[Emu]

That was intended to be my last post actually because I seriously do not give a shit about this place.

YET YOU KEEP COMING BACK

[Pram Maven]

could you guys ban nose too? what with all the arguments he's started. I just see him as another pathetic newbie trying to up his post count. :(

"Guys? Oooh, guys, could you, um, um, could you please, um, ban nose? Because I can't hold a candle to his wit! His style makes my dick limp away after detaching itself from my equally sunken body. Maybe I just have scholiosis and detachable penisitis. "

Shut up, you dip snit. You're just trying to curry their favor by hating their flavorful ass-and-Darth-Vaderful general interest freak of the week.

[Womti]

in case you havent noticed, nose, this isnt high school. >:

[Tara]

Woah. Dude.

The ban bomb could be dropping on your neighborhood soon.

[Lotida]

The secret is to not fight for acceptance. Fighting for acceptance makes you look retarded, which in turn reduces your chances of "fitting in".

Seth, do you really want to fit in?

[Sethomas]

FUCK YOU LOTIDA, I'M LEAVING FOR GOOD THIS TIME.

ONLY LINKIN PARK UNDERSTANDS ME.

[carnage]

:lol

[Lotida]

They don't understand you either. It's just another attempt by the man to keep you done. Stay strong Seth.

[EisigerBiskuit]

It is totally impossible to have a regular, headbashing safe discussion anymore.

[Gurlugon]

Lycurgus is a nice enough guy, I like the pics he sent me on AIM :)

[Womti]

yeah, but he acts like such a jerk all the time. >:

[Chojin]

SYNOPSIS.

MEMBER: Ban some people!

ADMIN: No!

IDIOTS: FUCK YOU ADMINS ALWAYS BANNING PEOPLE

SETH: Philosophy!

[Womti]

so, arent you at least gonna ban nose? I hate him for all the pointless arguments he starts. :(

[Chojin]

You have to do a little more than be oversensitive and stupid to get banned around here, contrary to idiotic opinion.

[Sicktodeathmx]

You have to do a little more than be oversensitive and stupid to get banned around here, contrary to idiotic opinion.

You told me you were going to bed. Get in bed now, son!

[Womti]

you're his MOM? o:

[Sicktodeathmx]

No, I'm his hussy, jeez

[Womti]

Well, at least he went to bed, the sweetheart. :/

[Tara]

Uh dale?

Nose would have to be one confrontational, combative asshole who riddles each and every thread. He/she MIGHT be banned then.

But don't ask me how I know this. :)

Juat don't whine about it. Given enough rope. people tend to hang themselves around here. Relax.

Just enjoy the short time you have around here.

Like me. :)

[Seven Force]

No! Please don't go! :tear

[Tara]

See that, dale?

Seven Force doens't want you to go. :)

[Womti]

how sweet. :love

[Seven Force]

This is the feel-good thread of the year, guys. And to think it started out with a dream...

[EisigerBiskuit]

I only get dreams when I take certain medication. Is there a time where you stop getting dreams all the time?

[Womti]

I only get medication when I have certain dreams :(

[Tara]

Ah.

That might explain your pms to me them.

:)

Edited because I'm not really going to be confrontational until I hit 5, 000 or so posts.

Maybe.

[Womti]

nah..... I'm trippin', actually. :rave

[AChimp]

Stop being a shithead, Dale.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Ah.

That might explain your pms to me them.

:)

Edited because I'm not really going to be confrontational until I hit 5, 000 or so posts.

Maybe.

PMS or PMs? He's been sending me messages too, making small talk

[Womti]

It was different with tara...... she tried to COME ON TO ME :(

[Chojin]

Creepy radar has cleared Nose status and is approaching Blueoatmeal and Fartinmowler territory.

[Lotida]

I thought Fartinmowler was a character?

[Sicktodeathmx]

Does blueoatmeal even ever come around the boards now?

[Pram Maven]

Thanks, Chojin ;<

[Schimid]

HEY CHOJIN

:< :< :<

LIKE ME TOO

[Juttin]

I know that the mods know that Callum Creyshaw sucks to the point of banning,but they don't do it.

I think Chojin and Achimp are afraid to go into the DDAAF Forums,so they tell each other spooky stories about what goes on in there,and then they eat burnt marshmellows.


Mmmmmmm........marshmellows

[sadie]

i'll "mellow" ya! >: