The Kurt Vonnegut "Jailbird" Discussion Thread (faggots go away)

[Pub Lover]

I AM SO SORRY! :(

[Seven Force]

Is it KGEN?

[Guitar Woman]

Idk, I'm not on my home computer right now so I can't check. Ask chojin.

[Seven Force]

Chojin and I don't really talk much. :(

[Fathom Zero]

lol. I get it. You're one of those couples that don't talk whilst having sex.

BIZZAM.

[MetalMilitia]

Couples talk whilst having sex? What about?

"So what are your views on the pedestrisation of Norwitch city centre?"

[Guitar Woman]

Is it KGEN?
Nevermind, now that I've gone and looked at it again saw that it was actually sega CD or something.

[Chojin]

HOW DID THIS GET HERE

[Rongi]

more like mis deMOANer

[MLE]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap

[Misdemonar]

Oh No >:

[Seven Force]

oh shit :lol

[Sam]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Seven Force]

Yes it is I! I don't know how long i'm going to be here so let's live it up!

[Sam]

TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999

[Seven Force]

So, how are we all doing on this shitty Saturday morning?

[Womti]

my mind is a blank.

[bigtimecow]

hi seven force!

hi!

[Seven Force]

Hey bigtimecow, whats new with you?

boy i sure wish some nice young mod would come along and merge my accounts together so I can have my old name back

ive used the password sending thingy but hotmail doesn't like it so it never gets here

[Sam]

WHERE ALL DEM BUTT NEKID HOES AT?

[Seven Force]

I dont know but i know they are not legal :(

[Guitar Woman]

Well I'm upper upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety.
And I always fill my ballroom,
The event is never small,
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all!

I've got big balls,
I've got big balls,
They're such big balls,
And they're dirty big balls!
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all! :<

[Fathom Zero]

Hey Seven Force.

[Seven Force]

Hey Fathom. How've you been?

[Fathom Zero]

Tired. And I smell bad.

But otherwise OK.

How 'bout yourself, dude?

[Seven Force]

I'm doing pretty good. I just got the Venture Bros. DVD. Seems like i've been missing out on a pretty good show.

[Fathom Zero]

Damn right you have.

Show kicks ass on many levels.

[Fathom Zero]

By the way, you wouldn't happen to know what the email address on my Myspace is, would you?

I've been looking for it for the longest of time.

[Seven Force]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but I don't see an email address on your page. :(

[Fathom Zero]

Figures. Oh well.

Thanks for checking, though.

I'll just make another one.

[Fathom Zero]

There are two addresses I just remembered about.

nvm, they don't work, either.

[Seven Force]

well fuck :(

[Guitar Woman]

Hey guys

[Seven Force]

Hey GW

what's up

[Guitar Woman]

Well, I was gonna get Boogie Nights off of limewire, but the download was going at about 8 kb and I also saw it was about some male porn star and I was totally not in the mode for that kind of movie.

[Fathom Zero]

You're more of a "The People Vs. Larry Flynt" kind of guy, I can tell.

[Womti]

Well I'm upper upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety.
And I always fill my ballroom,
The event is never small,
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all!

I've got big balls,
I've got big balls,
They're such big balls,
And they're dirty big balls!
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all! :<

oh man GW are you spaz from WAAF I know you used to be father spaz in all but if you were spz from the hillman morning shsow that would completely suck :(

[Goat Cheese]

Don't make fun of GW he is very sensitive and is easily offended.

[Womti]

I'm just testing them nads :<

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/shot1-1.png

[Seven Force]

just so you know

[Fathom Zero]

You've captured Alan Rickman making his >: face.

[Seven Force]

I know. I liked that face. :)

doing that was like playing the slots but with alan rickman

[Fathom Zero]

You totally gave me a good idea.

As soon as I know how, I'm going to write a slot machine program with Alan Rickman faces.

[Seven Force]

That's sounds cool. If I match 'em up what would I win?

[Fathom Zero]

LEMONS.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Hay sevenforce!

[Seven Force]

hi std

[Goat Cheese]

im on GW's ignore list. now I can say GW is a horrible name and I am jelous for not thinking it.

[Guitar Woman]

I had to change that wacky cookie addiction avatar, it was just too intense

[DuFresne]

Now that we're on the topic, what movie are those Alan Rickman pics from, anyway?

[Esuohlim]

HARRY POTTER

[Seven Force]

this summer, bruce willis reprises his role as a young englishman attending hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. professor snape has snapped and has taken the school hostage, and only one unlikely kid with a lightning-shaped scar on his forhead and a 5 o-clock shadow has what it takes to quell the rebellion and learn to keep his friends close and his enemies closer

[RaNkeri]

F99Cloud:lol :lol

[Fathom Zero]

Now that we're on the topic, what movie are those Alan Rickman pics from, anyway?

Dogma.

[Seven Force]

How's everyone doing tonight?

[Guitar Woman]

I'm doing pretty good!

[Fathom Zero]

I'm doing good today!

[Guitar Woman]

I am doing NOT GOOD and this is why! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=161)

[Fathom Zero]

Lenor is like AIDS.

I've ignored her

[Seven Force]

I'm shitty

[Fathom Zero]

I feel for you.

My ankle hurts like a bitch.

[Seven Force]

What happened to it?

[Fathom Zero]

I broked it.

The tibia almost pierced the skin.

[Seven Force]

That sucks :(

[Seven Force]

How's everybody doing tonight?

[Seven Force]

I am doing NOT GOOD and this is why! (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=161)

Yeah fuck you too.

Oh wait hes gone :lol

[Womti]

if lenor is aids then gw is like cancer :lol

[Seven Force]

Something we can agree on :lol

[Sicktodeathmx]

Hay Sevenforce! Ready to relive the 80's?

[Seven Force]

Totally! This party is going to be wicked to the max!

[Seven Force]

Take On Me (http://www.anti-xanga.com/YTMND%20Soundtrack%20%2D%20Volume%203%20%2D%2002%2 0%2D%20A%2Dha%20%2D%20%20Take%20on%20Me.mp3)

Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for you love O.K.


Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or two


So needless to say I'm odds and ends
But that's me, stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is O.K.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry.


Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or two.


The things that you say
Is it live or just to play
My worries away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway


Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or two

[Seven Force]

Yeah I doubt that was 80s but whatever

[Seven Force]

Wait, yes it is!

Your caffeinated tricks won't work on me, brain!

[Sicktodeathmx]

Dude, I'm totally going to play Devo!

[Sicktodeathmx]

Oh, and lots of B-52s!

[Seven Force]

WHAM!

Make it Big!

[Fathom Zero]

WHO WANTS TO PARTAY?

[Seven Force]

THERES ALWAYS SOMETHING THERE TO REMIND ME :(

[Seven Force]

I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT

[Seven Force]

EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD

[Seven Force]

THAT PARTY WAS THE SHIT

[Seven Force]

I HAD AN AWESOME TIME JENNIFER

[noob3]

77777777777777777777777777

[Womti]

WHO WANTS TO PARTAY?




FUCK NO :smirnoff

[Sicktodeathmx]

Hay Sevenforce!

[Seven Force]

FUCK NO :smirnoff

get the fuck out

[Seven Force]

Hay Sevenforce!

Hay Sicktodeathmx!

[Womti]

SEVENFORCE YOUARE A GAY RAPIST AND YOU WILL DIE PENNILESS AND ALONE

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/cassette.jpg

[Womti]

DONT BE RAPIST

[Fathom Zero]

Geraldo's got a fucked up head.

[Seven Force]

He also has a fucked up faggot sig

[Fathom Zero]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/4448/godisasockvq2.jpg

[Seven Force]

Why is God a sock?

[Fathom Zero]

Because he couldn't pay the rent. :lol

[Lenor]

I never knew there was such an incrediable amount of swearing in the movie 'Sweet Sixteen'!

Molly Ringwald has a mouth like a sailor. :/

[Seven Force]

She's also ugly like a sailor :lol :(

[Seven Force]

Remember that goth chick from The Breakfast Club? The one that was in detention because she had nothing better to do?


...i'd hit it

[Lenor]

Gettin your PIMP HAND strong, for this occasion?

[Seven Force]

This topic is relevant to the title of this thread because in that movie Molly is JAILBAIT

[Seven Force]

Gettin your PIMP HAND strong, for this occasion?

My pimp hand is always ready for putting bitches in their place (which is on the street turnin tricks so i can get my illegitimate kid the new gi joe action figure for Christmas)

[Lenor]

By 'turnin tricks', I would assume sitting around the elementary school; telling kid's to pick a card, any card!

[Seven Force]

Don't confuse me with your incarcerated uncle Steve, I'm not THAT friendly with the neighborhood kids.

[Lenor]

SevenForce: ok here we go
Lenor: umm it doesn't make sense, for one how could an incarcerated person be out of jail?
SevenForce: He did that stuff BEFORE they caught him
Lenor: OHHH
Lenor: CAUSE THAT IS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS
SevenForce: Somebody called the cops when they saw him playing
SevenForce: pin the condom on the naked 35 year old
SevenForce: near the expressway

Why say NO, when it feels so good to say YES? :x

[Seven Force]

Ask little Carl that when he's grown up and sexually repressed due to a traumatic incident involving your heavy-breathing, fun seeking uncle.

[Seven Force]

No guys, none of that is true :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

'Cept I DO have a pretty strong pimp hand

[Lenor]

Oh wait, I just got a message; Chojin want's his joke back. :eek

[Seven Force]

That's funny I didn't say anything about dead relatives :rolleyes

[Lenor]

Aw Hun your up to using more than 2% of your brain; let's say that most people use 10%, unfortunately the rest of your's is filled with Malted balls and bong resin.

[Seven Force]

you must be out of decent ideas for comebacks if you have to lift em from David Spade of all people

[Seven Force]

FAT GUY IN A LITTLE COAT

[Seven Force]

But seriously I know you'd love to just sit there and keep being not slim, but we got to work a little today, ok?

[Seven Force]

See I can quote him too! <3

[Lenor]

'Tommy Boy' Is a classic movie!

Nice to see you again Mr. Insult; Say, if you see Seven Force around can you ask him to get the dick out of his mouth, and post something better?

[Seven Force]

I think your brain has a thick candy shell.

[Lenor]

I think your brain has a...SHUT-UP!

Damn, I <3 this movie!

[Seven Force]

me too, me too

[Fathom Zero]

Well, you can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?

[Womti]

He also has a fucked up faggot sig


WHO? GERALDO?

[Seven Force]

womti (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4199) http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/user_offline.gif
I HAVE
Join Date: Dec 2005 (DAY OF TAINT)
Location: NO BRAIN
Posts: TOO MUCH

[Lenor]

Brian thats just fucking MEAN.. :lol

Why do you always have to be such a ponce, to the mentally-handicapable?

[Seven Force]

Well, you can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?

Hey Fathom how've you been? :)

[kahljorn]

this thread is a party i didn't know existed

[Seven Force]

You're welcome anytime, kahl :)

[Seven Force]

Brian thats just fucking MEAN.. :lol

Why do you always have to be such a ponce, to the mentally-handicapable?


because its easy :lol

[Sam]

I LOVE PUSSY

[kahljorn]

whoa cowboy!

[Lenor]

Sam its fizzle in the drizzle, i roll more then dice, feel you with so much lead you turn into a pencil.. haha

You think this thread is off the HOOK, just wait until me and brian go to CHICAGO!

[Seven Force]

yeah...

[Esuohlim]

yeah...

ik beecock

[Esuohlim]

It doesn't surprise me that womti has the only post in the retard thread so far

[Lenor]

Uh.. what in hell are you talking about?

[Seven Force]

WHOOPS

[Seven Force]

He's talking about the thread below us apparently.

It doesn't surprise me at all.

[Seven Force]

ik beecock

So would you say this place is nicer or meaner or about the same as FYAD?

[Esuohlim]

Probably about the same. The major difference really is that in FYAD you're a jerk to everyone even if you like them.

[Seven Force]

Yeah, I can see that. hahaha Seems like a harsh place.

So as long as it seems like you don't have me on ignore, how've you been lately? Still doing anything with the site?

[Esuohlim]

I bought that domain one year ago tomorrow and I had to delete it or else they would have charged 120 bucks to my credit card for the next year.

I have every page and image saved though so some day I'll try again. :(

[Esuohlim]

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/328/pagesyv1.jpg

That last one is a Pub Lover review I never put up rofl

[Seven Force]

:lol :lol

[Seven Force]

HATE YOU INTERNET :( : THE LOST FILES

[executioneer]

the thing that cheeses me off about fyad is that despite the fact that it's supposed to be a "anything goes" forum you still can get banned for what you post on there

retarded

[Seven Force]

Goons are fickle and retarded in general. Especially GBS.

Especially GBS.

[Seven Force]

I'd say that to their face but then i'd waste like $20 something and have creepy fucking detectives find my myspace or some shit like that.

[Esuohlim]

creepy fucking detectives

Haha the instant I read this I thought of Pub Lover :(

[Seven Force]

I've been wondering why he found out so much shit about me. :(

[Seven Force]

i'm also wondering how you found the ascii code is for antisemitism :lol

[Esuohlim]

A friend of mine is doing a paper on neo-nazism and sent me an email with a bunch of swastikas :loo

[Lenor]

Milhouse, why does that not surprise me in the least bit..

Would explain a lot :/

[Seven Force]

Why does it not surprise you that his friend is doing a research paper? :rolleyes

Really i'm not seeing what you're getting at here.

[Esuohlim]

I guess it was an eighth-assed job at trying to make a quick-witted comeback.

And it makes sense too seeing as I have POSTS AMONG POSTS AMONG POSTS OF SEETHING ANTI-SEMETIC CONTENT STREWN ABOUT THE MESSAGE BOARD. :rolleyes :rolleyes

Quit misinterpreting one-sentence posts, Lenor.

[Seven Force]

And it makes sense too seeing as I have POSTS AMONG POSTS AMONG POSTS OF SEETHING ANTI-SEMETIC CONTENT STREWN ABOUT THE MESSAGE BOARD. :rolleyes :rolleyes

If thats the case then I am the forums Hitler. :(

[Esuohlim]

卍
.....

[Seven Force]

http://www.anti-xanga.com/pinwheel2.gif

[Seven Force]

http://www.anti-xanga.com/nazihouse.PNG

oh shit :lol

[Esuohlim]

:eek :eek :eek :卍

[Seven Force]

I also have all my site files and shit saved. You know, in case I get the urge to rant about nothing in general. The front page now has been the same since January. I have no idea what to do with it. Right now it is a storage bin for all those lovely photos over in the NSFW thread. Because photobuckets staff are a bunch of pussies obviously.

[Seven Force]

so yeah

i like white girls

a lot

[kahljorn]

White chicks.. that was a horrible movie man, i don't see how you could like it

except for that one guy who saved the movie... not really saved it though... just made it so you could bare to watch it with people who think it's the most hilarious movie ever :O

[Seven Force]

No not the movie :lol

do i look retarded to you :lol

[Seven Force]

HI EVERYBODY

[Fathom Zero]

HALLO.

[kahljorn]

YELLO.

[Fathom Zero]

!OLE! !MUY BIEN!

[kahljorn]

SCRAZZLE FRAZZLE, BARTHOLEMU

from now on emu's name is BARTHOLEMU. or maybe not because ill probably forget that :(

[Fathom Zero]

1001 hats!

[Fathom Zero]

1001 hates!

[Seven Force]

Oh man

im so glad

YOU GUYS

showed up

[Sam]

SAM IS HERE

[kahljorn]

sevenforce ive never felt so unwanted in a thread in my entire life

what the fuck kind of host are you mr. rude

[Fathom Zero]

WHERE'S THE PUNCH, FRESHMAN?

[Seven Force]

Oh im sorry where are my manners? Come in, come in!

There's some Absolut Citron and orange juice on the table, please make yourselves at home.

[kahljorn]

Yeeessssssss.
Pretend internet intoxicants, my favorite!!!

now we can start doing internet handshakes and hugs and stuff, just like in chat rooms.
Also we can pretend that we are best friends and scorn anyone who tries to mess with the bonds of our friendship.

[Seven Force]

Cool so then it'll be like my trip to see Jen :lol

[Fathom Zero]

Uh oh, guys. I have a vegetarian girlfriend!

What should I do?

[Esuohlim]

Tell her that you're not taping any more episodes of General Hospital and Orpah for her until she gets her act together >:

[Emu]

Uh oh, guys. I have a vegetarian girlfriend!

What should I do?

do you want serious advice or snarky comments, because i have both

[Fathom Zero]

It was a sarcastic approach to a serious question.


I'd like both, please!

[Esuohlim]

Be all like "Hey baby you'll change your mind when you try this meat :picklehat" and then stick your boner in her mouth :o

Try this when she's sleeping actually it might work better :eek

[kahljorn]

Learn a lot about vegetarianism so much that you're way smarter than her and critically judge her eating habits and mention how un-nutritious they are because most American vegetarians aren't actually eating healthy ;o

[Guitar Woman]

So, last night, I was like, writing an e-mail to a friend, and someone IM'd me who wasn't on my buddy list, and just as the little pop-up window asking whether I wanted to talk to them or not showed up I pressed the N key and it closed before I could even read who it was that wanted to talk to me. I tried to see if there was some kind of IM history or something on the buddy list window, but I couldn't find anything, and this has been fucking eating away at my insides ever since. Oh god, I'm such a fucking slut. :(

[Seven Force]

Hi everyone

[Guitar Woman]

Hi Sevenforce wudoin

[Fathom Zero]

ELLO QWEERS.

[Seven Force]

ELLO QWEERS.

Aye, who you callin ah queer, mate?

[Fathom Zero]

Damned Yankies.

[Esuohlim]

I have a piece of pizza left in the fridge should I eat it right now y/n

[Guitar Woman]

go on man do it

[Seven Force]

What kind of pizza is it?

[Guitar Woman]

so does shopping at hot topic make me a sack of shit, even if they are the only place I can find a shirt that I really really want

[Guitar Woman]

because, uh

http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302028483&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442152060&bmUID=1181623896487

[Fathom Zero]

A propos of nothing.

[Guitar Woman]

so I just invited myself to a 4chan AIM chat. I think I'm going crazy.

[Fathom Zero]

*See previous post.

Why do you hate yourself so much?

[Guitar Woman]

BECAUSE SHE WAS CRAZY ABOUT ME, AND I DID NOTHING.

*SOB*

[Guitar Woman]

And mabye if the boards would get a little more fucking active I'd stop having to cruise 4chan for entertainment

[Seven Force]

Way to admit you peruse a forum full of degenerates and sexual deviants.












And don't even get me started on 4chan.

[MockMeAmadeus]

Seven Force has been doing a lot of hours lately - he's really working on his i-mockery tan. Way to admit he peruse a forum full of degenerates and sexual deviants. His ex-girlfriend caught him myspying on his ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. busted.

[MockMeAmadeus]

shit, i've got 20 post?! Post-slut.

[Fathom Zero]

I can probably guess with accuracy who you are.

[Seven Force]

You would be correct in that assessment

[kahljorn]

oh. So it's this person ;o

[Seven Force]

What's up for tonight?

[kahljorn]

I'm listening to coast to coast because my girlfriend likes it, drinking water, brushing my teeth, cleaning some dishes, then ill probably read some crap later -- lots of fun stuff.

[Seven Force]

That's pretty sweet

[kahljorn]

hell ya man this shit's radical

and the dishes that have sticky shit on them that i cant get off that's the best man it's like a party in my sink and it stinks the best kind of party ;o

[Rongi]

what the fuck is this thread?

[GADZOOKS]

stupid

[Seven Force]

YOUR MOM

[Fathom Zero]

BOOGERS AND HAM

[executioneer]

man this isnt the what are you eating thread wth

[Seven Force]

He would be eating out old korean women if that was the case

[Seven Force]

i didn't mean that as an insult either i mean who wouldnt eat out old korean women

i bet they are chock full of those weird sounding vitamins at cvs that help with your prostate or some shit

[Fathom Zero]

Day loves it.

[Seven Force]

Woooooaaaaaah let's steer this conversation somewhere else

[Womti]

how's life been going?

[Seven Force]

Won a trip to vegas

you?

[Fathom Zero]

Melted my hand over a shitty pizza.

How 'bout you, Womti?

[Womti]

it's been fine

[Womti]

Won a trip to vegas

you?


I'm still finding lottery tickets :hypno

[ArrowX]

I'm here now.

My computers broken.

My 360

and I don't wanna play Devil May Cry 3

:cry

[Seven Force]

Fuck you

[ArrowX]

fuck you

[Fathom Zero]

fuck me.

[ArrowX]

FOR A PRICE


AM I RIGHT GUYS!?

[Seven Force]

NOW YOUVE DONE IT

I WILL NEVER LOVE AGAIN

[Womti]

THIS THREAD IS LIKE PUKE

[Seven Force]

It's warm and feels good when it's all over you?

[Womti]

it smells >:

[Fathom Zero]

Naw, people choke on it.

[ArrowX]

http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/ChrisFarley1.jpg (http://www.pathguy.com/lectures/ChrisFarley1.jpg)

[MattJack]

Chris should swallow that marshmellow b4 he chokes and dies!

[Fathom Zero]

I'm pretty sure this is the third or fourth time that image has shown up around here.

[Seven Force]

THATS HOW ALL FAT PEOPLE SHOULD DIE

[Sam]

THAT IS HOW JUTTIN DIED

[Seven Force]

ARROWX IS ONE MCGRIDDLE AWAY FROM ANNIHILATION

[Seven Force]

LETS TRY TO KEEP THE NSFW PHOTOS TO A MINIMUM (READ: ZERO) HERE PEOPLE

[Seven Force]

THIS IS A FAMILY-ORIENTED ESTABLISHMENT

[Sam]

I FEEL VERY SAFE IN THIS THREAD, AND IN THE FORUM ALSO.

[Esuohlim]

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6712/farleyww5.gif

[Seven Force]

Hey! I missed ya, how've you been?

[Esuohlim]

Pretty good!

[Sam]

MOST OF THE PEOPLE I DON'T HATE ARE IN THIS THREAD!

AT LEAST 3 ON THIS VERY PAGE!

[Rongi]

THATS HOW ALL FAT PEOPLE SHOULD DIE

lol :(

[Seven Force]

It almost looks like he's got a little piggy snout

[Fathom Zero]

Gimp Farley.

So how was Vegas or d'ja even go yet?

[Seven Force]

I didn't go yet

[Chojin]

so what is lenor up to these days