Pram VS. Dale

[Pram Maven]

I'll kick this off to a good start:

dale happens

Whine, I did a bunch of stuff, whinge, whine, whine, Everybody hates me, now let me comment on your signature.

Two words is all it took, jerk.

And they'll come around. At least they don't have the memory of my PM'ing them incessantly burned into their minds. Every single time I PM'ed anyone, I had a legitimate reason to. You just did it for spite, for status, and to make your nose browner. Pity you couldn't enjoy the smell of Chojin's shit more before he kicked you like a mule that hates being ridden.

[Moobs]

:rolleyes

Nice avatar, jackass.

[Pram Maven]

Sorry about that.

I forgot to resize :(

Now BACK ON TOPIC, *ahem*...

and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY THREAD! >:
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[Pram Maven]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/prammaven/dalejoke2.jpg

[Pram Maven]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/prammaven/totalhighfive.jpg
Your move, Dale.

[Dole]

Every single time I PM'ed anyone, I had a legitimate reason to.

:lol

[Womti]

Sorry about that.

I forgot to resize :(

Now BACK ON TOPIC, *ahem*...

and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY THREAD! >:
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what's the matter nose? are we feeling a bit sensitive because dumb ol' dale didnt jump to respond to your stupid-ass thread and all you got was moobs instead? It's nice to see you angry, but I dont think I'll bother. thanks anyway, spam haven.

EDIT:also, I know you dont like me, but PLEASE try to lay off on all these angry autistic behavors and pathetic newbie attempts at photoshop. you're just making youself look stupid.

[Pram Maven]

And you're posting too much

Shut the fuck up.

[Pram Maven]

I'M INEFFECTUAL, I'M INEFFECTUAL, I'M HOMERSEXUAL.

EDIT:My parents wouldn't pay to have me fixed, so I did it myself with a pair of wire cutters. I'm having trouble peeing now though. I think I cut them off too high. ;<

Blah blah blingetty blabetty blah. OMG, I'M DALE! I'm, like, 16 years old, and I'm trying to tangle with someone almost twice my age! *ROFFLE PARTY*
He's Pram Maven! He's been around somewhere on the net since the middle 90's when my parents were still trying to teach me the right way to sit on the toilet seat! I make pointless posts, and then I mollest old threads and try to get on everyone's good side by posting replies with less thought than it takes to get myself fucked up on paint thinner! I'M DALE! LOOK AT ME BEFORE I TRY TO FLY BY FLAPPING MY ARMS AND LETTING MY EGO DO THE STEERING!


Yes, you're Dale... And you're an annoying cunt.


Now be a good little shit and die:

http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/200505/07/37/d0025937_14552624.jpg

[Moobs]

Sorry about that.

I forgot to resize :(

Now BACK ON TOPIC, *ahem*...

and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY THREAD! >:
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Edited 4 times, once to try and get this....'thread', back on topic, then to try and win back some brownie points by telling me to get the hell out, what were the other two? That line? A spelling mistake?

You lose.

[Pram Maven]

I can edit my posts all the goddamn hell I want to, prick.

At least I have the guts to show my REAL face in my avatar, and don't subscribe to some weak-ass Peter Sellers-as-Dr-Strange-Love shit.

A Haiku For Your Zitty Ass:

I wish I could be
a mod on these mock forums
so I could ban you

[cjadthenord]

Yes, you've really inspired those of us cowards to own up to our own faces. I can finally, truely admit the truth. I, too have a real face! And I'm not afraid to show it!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/MEasaNord.jpg

Guess what; it's not balls you have to show your picture. It's narcissism. And by the way, you look like a nancy...

[Moobs]

I can edit my posts all the goddamn hell I want to, prick.

At least I have the guts to show my REAL face in my avatar, and don't subscribe to some weak-ass Peter Sellers-as-Dr-Strange-Love shit.

A Haiku For Your Zitty Ass:

I wish I could be
a mod on these mock forums
so I could ban you

Holy shit that's actually you?

God I'll leave, before I say something to offend..it :(

[Pram Maven]

It *WAS* me, seven years ago. I'm a lot scarier looking now, and I've had more time to become bitter, which is GREAT fun, if ever I come across someone with a flaw... I like to hurt feelings while making them laugh.

[Pram Maven]

Yes, you've really inspired those of us cowards to own up to our own faces. I can finally, truely admit the truth. I, too have a real face! And I'm not afraid to show it!



...And you look like you're ten, and modeling your dad's shaven ass hair because you couldn't grow a beard on your face if you rolled it in fucking manure.

Also, one eye is not symmetrical with the other one, the left is more closed than the right (is that pink eye?) both of them look DEAD, and your clothes are the color of a thousand fey gays.

PS: Thanks for not showing your teeth in the pic. I just ate.

[cjadthenord]

...Dude, are you wearing Mascara in that picture?

EDIT: "Your words are weak and feeble as an old woman's!"

P.S. I like how you can't actually make any comebacks to my mockeries. You just sort of blindly pick up a ball and run with it. Which is to say, I feel sort of ashamed for making fun of a blind kid, running around with a ball...

[Pram Maven]

No, I was wearing EYE LINER. Get it right! Yes, those were my goth days, and you're welcome to them.
OOOH, I see that you like South Park so much that you tried to DRESS LIKE A CARTOON to match your favorite character! What's next, beating off to Wendy and her uber-sexy barret?

HAHAHAHHAHA[YOUSUCK]HAHAHAHA [/you suck]

Oh, hey, can you not READ? This thread is for DALE, not you. So piss off when you learn how to coax more than a droplet or two out of your crumpled twink twinkie.

PS: Before you try to pass your crappily artistic efforts off as "photoshopped", I know how to use MSPAINT too!

[cjadthenord]

No, I was wearing EYE LINER. Get it right! Yes, those were my goth days, and you're welcome to them.
OOOH, I see that you like South Park so much that you tried to DRESS LIKE A CARTOON to match your favorite character! What's next, beating off to Wendy and her uber-sexy beret?

HAHAHAHHAHA[YOUSUCK]HAHAHAHA [/you suck]

Oh, hey, can you not READ? This thread is for DALE, not you. So piss off when you learn how to coax more than a droplet or two out of your crumpled twink twinkie.

Eye liner is still make-up, pansy.

And yes, I obviously "TRIED TO DRESS LIKE A CARTOON". That photo is from twenty years ago, back in my Southpark days. Good times...

OMG RANDOM ["YOU SUCKS"] WITH BRACKETS IMITATING BBC TAGS ROFL SUCK LAUGH

No, I can't read. How does that make you feel now, ya bastard? Try going to bed with a clean conscious NOW!

Now twink twinkity twinkie twinkzorz something or another, that has to do with coaxing...you bastard.

EDIT: I nevered passed off anything as Photoshopped. Are you so desperate for material? I'm sure it must have taken amazing effort to reverse your photo and then invert the colors, boyo. Besides, only real men use MS Paint, because it's the best graphix program out there. It takes some skill to master it. Only nancies download photoshop and make art out of someone else's art to make themselves look creative. Boyo.

[Pram Maven]

That has got to be the best parody of oneself that I have ever seen anyone do.

*golf clap*

*long, wet fart*

*changes pants*

See what you made me do

PS: Go try to fit in at Knoxs Korner.
Oh, and call me a bastard again, I like it.
EDIT EDIT EDIT

[Pram Maven]

I nevered passed

THIRD GRADE SPELLING?

[cjadthenord]

Hey, I said I couldn't read. It's not like I didn't warn you, or anything.

[Pram Maven]

Well, your writing skills are dead even... With your retarded reading level, and your attemps at PAINFUL MOCKERY by repeatedly calling me a bastard.
Go bastard up another thread if you're going to do that, you bi-product of marriageless parents.

PS: What size dunce cap do you wear? I think I have one that will fit your creepy baby head.

[Chojin]

Since I'm apparently the unofficial third member of this slumberfondling I'll go ahead and make some observations!

I liked the word bubble thing! And Pram's new avatar is like when you see good and evil angels appear on someone's shoulders to give conflicting advice, only in this case one of them makes angsty posts on the internet, the other is a lame photoshop filter, and they can both agree to be boring.

please don't take that personally pram i've worked in a morgue i know how sad the dead bodies are don't do it you think it will end the pain but all it really does is make you sad and cold and dead and sad and no blanket in the world will help and they won't let me put a space heater in there with you

Signed,
A concerned parent

[cjadthenord]

I would take your advice, but because you soil yourself, I'm afraid I'm just going to have to decline.

[Womti]

And you're posting too much

Shut the fuck up.

yeah, and we can all see the fan-fucking-tastic example this thread has made of exposing my obnoxious habit of overposting. it doesnt even look like I'd HAVE to post in here anyway. not only have you got moobs, but now you have a n00b to keep you company. tell you what: I'll stop posting here and you can re-name this thread 'nose vs. i-mockery'. that way all the vets can have their turn bashing you, and we'll all get a few laughs. I mean heck, if you can take on me, i-mockery should be easy for a mega mocker like you!

[Pram Maven]

Nice one, Chojin.

Oh, hey, those are some yellow choppers ya got there. Does the sun rise and set in your mouth?

[cjadthenord]

but now you have a n00b to keep you company.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

[Pram Maven]

Well, you might as well go all the way with the association, and resemble someone who is excusing himself before he shits his pants.

[Chojin]

I actually was just about to ask that people write in to tell me how much they liked my post, thank you Maven. No doubt dale will point out that you were just harassing him for being in love with me, but I know better than to talk semantics whilst engaged in internet war. That's the mark of a veteran, write that down.

I also accept donations and fanciful cakes.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/david.polhill/images/vassdal.jpg

Something like that, but you could fill the boat with cherry cordials alternatively, I'm not much of a garnish man.

[cjadthenord]

Being that a Viking Longboat is topping that cake, I'm going to declare that as the best cake ever. In a perfect world, everything will come in manly shapes like Viking Longboats, and giant floating boots kicking the nancy who poo's his pants and started this thread (I forgot his name already).

[Pram Maven]

http://www.lovethatchocolate.com/funbuncake.jpg

Go nuts, ya rotund anime superfan with the questionably-gendered fun pants that glow in the fucking dark.

Ooooh, and do your, um, stains glow too, Chojin? Perv.

[Womti]

No doubt dale will point out that you were just harassing him for being in love with me,.

still flattered about my "crush" on you huh? you know, the whole an "officer and a gentleman" thing. if a newbie has a crush on you choj, you arent supposed to acknowledge it. it's a smudge on the glimmering sheen of your so immaculately well polished admin badge. >:

[Chojin]

Maven. Which one of you came up with that?

I'm going to guess the one on the right. He seems to have the worse ideas.

[Pram Maven]

Being that a Viking Longboat is topping that cake, I'm going to declare that as the best cake ever. In a perfect world, everything will come in manly shapes like Viking Longboats,

http://www.redsailaruba.com/images/corp/AR_PlayBananaBoat.jpg
http://www.rarb.org/images/albums/497-big.jpg

and giant floating boots
http://www.solesearching.net/images/img_0242t.jpg
kicking the nancy who poo's his pants

http://www.campercargo.com/05_images/pink-drawstring-pants.jpg
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=20009
(about halfway down)

and started this thread (I forgot his name already).

[cjadthenord]

I think this Maven fellow has a sick obsession with phallus symbols.

[Pram Maven]

I think this Maven fellow has a sick obsession with phallus symbols.

Phallic, not phallus. And you're the one who said "MANLY SHAPES of boats"

[Chojin]

http://www.theorsociety.com/about/topic/projects/notorious/images/figureskating.jpg

[Pram Maven]

I don't get it, Chojin.

Oh hey, wait, were we ever properly introduced? I mean, I've heard your name around here, but you must be Slipping.

[Chojin]

what

[cjadthenord]

I think this Maven fellow has a sick obsession with phallus symbols.

Phallic, not phallus. And you're the one who said "many shapes of boats"

Unfortunately for you, both words are one and the same. And you're the one who said "many shapes of boats". Reading my post again, I'm quite confident that the only thing I ever said was "Viking Longboat", which has a very specific shape for a boat. And it is mostly not related to phallic symbols.

EDIT: .......you bastard.

[Chojin]

i think i was just insulted by Reader's Digest

[Pram Maven]

So stop reading it, you stay-at-home-mom.

Being that a Viking Longboat is topping that cake, I'm going to declare that as the best cake ever. In a perfect world, everything will come in manly shapes like Viking Longboats, and giant floating boots kicking the nancy who poo's his pants and started this thread (I forgot his name already).

Nope, you definately said "manly"...Manly shapes of Viking Longboats:

http://www.eth.dds.nl/pride/adam00/adam00cp1.jpg
http://cache.eonline.com/On/Revealed/Shows/Bleeth/Gallery/Images/bleeth.02.jpg
http://www.planearium2.de/pics/pics-104-6.jpg
OOOH, a South Park reference! That one had to hurt!

[cjadthenord]

So stop reading it, you stay-at-home-mom.

Yeah, well I had sex with your stay-at-home-mom.

Anal.

[Pram Maven]

This may be true, but you had to use your sword cuz your dick was too flaccid, CHADTHENORDICTRACKENTHUSIAST

What the hell are you up to, Chojin?

[cjadthenord]

Nope, you definately said "manly"...Manly shapes of Viking Longboats

Guess again, bumblefuck...

In a perfect world, everything will come in manly shapes like Viking Longboats

[Pram Maven]

Wielding a simile in that manner is very similar to, LIKE, how you're gay..
I'm shocked that you aren't from the Valley. You talk like an estrogenated voice box filtered through mindless blondness.

I bet you even say things LIKE, "I hope my favorite Viking Longboating team wins the PURSE." Gay. GAY. GHHHHAYYYYUHHH.

[cjadthenord]

Wielding a simile in that manner is very similar to, LIKE, how you're gay..
I'm shocked that you aren't from the Valley. You talk like an estrogenated voice box filtered through mindless blondness.

And you must be an idiot. Because every insult you say is random and unfounded. If you were a guitarist, you'd fail to hit a chord. Ever.

[Pram Maven]

Well that's funny, isn't it.. because I AM a guitarist, and I could throw you against my guitar and play a fucking symphony with your head and its unconcious banging against the strings. Second thought, I could only play barre chords with your noggin', because, well, it's just so BIG and shapeless, that the music I could make with it would follow through to a fruition of those lowered expectations.

Be intelligent. Please. I'm not asking much. Okay, so maybe I am.

[cjadthenord]

Well that's funny, isn't it.. because I AM a guitarist, and I could throw you against my guitar and play a fucking symphony with your head and its unconcious banging against the strings. Second thought, I could only play barre chords with your noggin', because, well, it's just so BIG and shapeless, that the music I could make with it would follow through to a fruition of those lowered expectations.

Be intelligent. Please. I'm not asking much. Okay, so maybe I am.

That's not in question, sir. But you don't need to prove my point that you're an idiot, as I'm doing a fine job of it myself. You missed the obvious joke, and again failed to strike a chord.

Besides, claiming guitar skills over the internet? Sad...

[Pram Maven]

http://www.timbete.com/Dancing_Pirate.gif

This is you.

[cjadthenord]

Yeah, and your point is?

[ItalianStereotype]

OH YEAH WELL THIS IS YOU NANERNANERNANERNANER NEENERNEENERNEENER

[Pram Maven]

And, ummm, I don't know what this is...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/mydesktop.jpg

My best guess is that you weren't done with it.

HAHAHA, your "artwork" is set as the background of your desktop! That's some EGO for a guy who claims that I am in love with my work...

[Womti]

SPAMBOT? :eek

[cjadthenord]

It's what it looks like; a background of poorly made sketch art. I'm starting to believe that you've stopped trying to make points with your posts.

EDIT: Ha ha, me calling my own artwork bad kinda undermined your whole "Ego" arguement.

[Pram Maven]

Yes, you are, Dale. Have an internet cookie. I know you'll just shit it back out into someone else's browser cache, but HEY.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/Cjad1.bmp

[cjadthenord]

I've also started noticing Pram to be a tenacious little bastard. You can't stand up to me, post to post, so you dig for dirt on the internet. Sorry, but

"You were good, kid, good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best, ya see? Nya."

[Pram Maven]

YES!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/MEbutBetter.jpg

FINALLY, an unfiltered picture of who you really are.

HEY EVERYBODY, THIS IS CHAD BASTARD, AND HE HAS A FETISH FOR DRESSING UP AS SANTA CLAUSE, PIRATES, AND PROBABLY THE FUCKIN' EASTER BUNNY, TOO.
KEEP HIM THE HELL AWAY FROM YOUR COPY OF MS PAINT. HE'LL DO SOME SERIOUSLY "CARNAGE". AHAHAHAHA.

Oh yeah, and HIS EYEBROW IS PERMANENTLY ASKING US ALL A QUESTION. Nice.

[cjadthenord]

You posted the tag wrong. Here's the picture in question:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/Me2.jpg

I think it's quite flattering.

EDIT: Wrong picture, here it is...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/MEbutBetter.jpg

Though to be fair, here's EVERY picture of me. Because Pram really likes the way I look, eventually he's going to go through the trouble of posting them anyway...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/MEasaNord.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/Me.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/MEasaPirate.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/MEasSanta.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/Photos/SelfPortrait.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/MeJediSith.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/Scanned%20Art/Gangsta.jpg

[Pram Maven]

LMFAO

You can't even post the right picture of yourself, and you're teasing me about tags.

Let me try:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/MEbutBetter.jpg

oops, I meant

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/waistdown.jpg

My bad :)

[Pram Maven]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/SelfPortrait.jpg

IIIIIIIIII'M THE MAAAAAAAN IN THE BOX...

Guild Wars indeed. *ROFLMAO*

[cjadthenord]

Too late, bumblefuck. I just sabotaged your entire attack strategy. As for Alice in Chains, the Man in the Box, that is an awesome song. And as for the comic picture of Hal...you're damn right he's still superpowerful from the waist down.

[Pram Maven]

Ummm, that was Robin, I thought.

ah well.

And stop calling me bumblefuck; you're being redundant, and that's just...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/KillerBunny.jpg

...sad.

[cjadthenord]

First of all, why would Robin pop into your head when the man so obviously before you is Hal, the Green Lantern? I'm guessing you're into Homoerotica.

Second, once MORE you prove yourself to be an idiot. Only idiots haven't seen "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail".

Bumblefuck little bastard.

[cjadthenord]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/CjadtheNord/Lightsabers/UncleSidious.jpg

[cjadthenord]

You know, while we're at it, let's post every picture in my photobucket account. Afterall, when you're a narcissistic idiot named "Pram Maven" who can't win at a battle of the wits, you mine as well try and slander that person. Go ahead, post away. You're only showing yourself to be a bastard.

[Pram Maven]

you mine

No,

http://www.prolificrecordings.com/images/releases/PROPH002.jpg

bitch!

[cjadthenord]

You can't take things out of context to use against someone; people read my posts before the ones you make quoting mine. Are you an idiot? Are you stupid? I think I really know what's going on...

and you're teasing me

An actual quote from one of your posts.

EDIT: I thought I'd return the internet "bitch", considering how thoroughly owned you have just become.

bitch!

[Pram Maven]

PWNED?

LMFAO!!!

ROFFLEPUMPSKIN.

Your attempts at insults are ill with the wit
and I see in your person you don't give a shit
but, were I as you, I would wipe off my smile,
'cuz as PRAM FUCKING MAVEN, I'll drag you a mile.

[Pram Maven]

Oh, and learn to page break your shit right, k? I'm tired
of having to scroll to the edge of my goddamn screen to read
it all.

[Pram Maven]

First of all, why would Robin pop into your head when the man so obviously before you is Hal, the Green Lantern? I'm guessing you're into Homoerotica.

Second, once MORE

you prove yourself to be an idiot. Only idiots haven't seen "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail".

Bumblefuck little bastard.

that's like assuming that, just because I like to eat icecream, I'm also a professional crossdressing pototo farmer.

Make sense, and then share it with the rest of the class, ya cumbubbly specktard.

Oh, and when you joined the board, I believe the rules stated that you were to be a
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/noob.jpg
,
not a
http://justinfrench.com/img/boob.jpg

I DO believe that I win. :(

[cjadthenord]

Oh, and learn to page break your shit right, k? I'm tired
of having to scroll to the edge of my goddamn screen to read
it all.

Okay, I'll do it just for you. Because I think you're special.

Your poetry sounds like a four year old getting pissed at a class mate. You suck, is what I'm trying to say.

I'm Irish, but I'm not a Leprechaun.
You wanna fight, step up and we'll get it on.
You've got a right to the grill,
I'm white and I'm ill.
I'm a descendant of Dublin with titanic skill.
I duck and I swing, next thing your jaw's broken,
Punk I ain't jokin', you can bet you'll be chokin'.
Run punk, shit son, you don't know the half
Tryin' to talk shit, man, please don't make me laugh

[cjadthenord]

Actually, that fact that I just joined, but still kicked your ass and made more people hate you seems to point to my being the victor. And because your poetry sucks, I also get bonus points for that.

[Pram Maven]

I'm not Irish, but I'm a leprachaun,
I try to fight, but I just get stepped on.
You've got a right to be filled,
I'm white and I'm ill. (I have cancer)
I'm a descendant of Dunkin' with Buffalo Wings (I'm a tiny dancer).
I suck and I swing, next thing my jaw's got your bean,
Sunk, and I'm chokin', you can bet you'll be jokin'.
a dumb punk, shit/son, you don't know the craft
lyin' to boast shit, man, and please don't break my raft.

...and you're done.

[cjadthenord]

Wow. That was a badly thought out, highly unintelligable response. The sad thing is, I don't even HAVE to do the same thing to your poem, because it's so bad. The fact that you have to take mine and modify it means you're an uncreative hack, who is too impressionable to cut it with their own insults. It is here that I will stop, because there is nothing more I can, or need, to say that will make it this more poinent...

Pram Maven...is an idiot.

[Pram Maven]

The fact that you think you're a better writer than me is hilarious.

Can you write in 6/8?

HEY, KID,
YEAH, YOU
YOU THINK YOU GOT YOUR FACTS RIGHT
YA THINK YOU KNOW THE TRUTH

BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT I HAVE BEEN
AROUND FOR AS LONG AS YOUR DICK'S BEEN HANGIN'

I COULD RAP YOU INTO A CORNER AND THEN SOME
STUFF YOU WITH CHILI, AND PEPPERS AND DIM SUM

DON'T EVEN TRY TO STEP UP TO THE WORST
DISASTER WE KNOW AS PRAM MAVEN THE FIRST.

YOU'RE OWNED,
I'M DONE
I'M INTELLIGENT,
...and ...you're ...DONE.

[Terra]

And lo!

Into the Land of Mock came the Dipshits. Whomsoever posted with assinine pictures and off the wall commentaries to cammoflage the fact that they were fucking

Stupid.

Stupid.

Stupid.

(Jesus Christ Chojin. I was banned for Internet Jihad. These clowns are making all of us ALL look bad. I mean what about our lurking guests fer chrissakes??? THIS IS HUMILIATING!!!)

[Pram Maven]

Speak for yourself, Tera/Terra/cunt who got banned and disappointed all by coming back.

[Womti]

her other name is Tara, you dumb shit. >:

[Pram Maven]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/parenting/images/245/baby_crying.jpg

[Womti]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/parenting/images/245/baby_crying.jpg

yes nose, it is VERY entertaining when you show us photographs of your very first reaction to i-mockery. awww! :)

[Terra]

Speak for yourself, Tera/Terra/cunt who got banned and disappointed all by coming back.

He wrote with quivering lips and tears that fell upon the keyboard.

"How dare this cunt, this sleaze, this whore speak to me in condescending verbage. She who was banned and came forth as another identity, yet it was still her and who has the wherewithall to comfront ME! The lonely buttfuck who stumbled onto this pace of mirth and and joy and took everything as word verbatime!

This skank has NO idea of my faggotry and the means I would go to in order to sink my own prostrate in the ooze of lonliness!!"

This he said.... :)

[Pram Maven]

Learn to SPELL, for gunny sacks. Or at least use words properly.

It's PROSTATE, not PROSTRATE.

VERBATIM, not VERBA TIME!


...

VERBIAGE, not VERBAGE.

werewithal, not WHEREWITHALL.

CONFRONT, not COMFRONT

PLACE, not PACE.

Jesus Christ on a crutch with a rollerskate for balance.

I bet you couldn't even spell "pretention" correctly in a spelling bee, and you're more THAT than anything else here.

A real piece of illiterate work, to be sure.

[Terra]

Hey I'm slightly buzzed what can I say?

But the point was made F#cktard. :)

And it looks like you got the point. :lol

[Pram Maven]

You type better the drunker you get, Terra Shitstrum.

[Chojin]

Christ this got awful after I left. It is a dark day when I agree with Terra on who needs to shut the fuck up around here :<

That said, at least they're keeping it to mock wars and getting it out of their system. If it spreads to other forums I'll have to begin the lethal enforcing.

http://www.genesiscollective.com/Genesis/CartFront/Lethal%20Enforcers%20(CLF).jpg

[Pram Maven]

it is VERY entertaining when I show them photographs of how my very first hemorrhoid operation was performed. Owww!
http://static.flickr.com/33/44960048_4d584d2d2a_m.jpg

http://www.thewho.org/photos/bloodypt.jpg
:boohoo

[Moobs]

Ok seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If your comebacks are black and white pictures and/or spotting a spelling error there's no point trying

ok so pleese shutt up. Look spelling errors, quick quote them before I edit them and prove to the world I suck at all things word related

I'm not coming back to this shitty thread, you people make me sick >:

[Dole]

Oi, Maven. You are fucking tedious beyond belief, everyone hates you, so why not fuck off. And take these fucking willocks who have been indulging in this crap with you also. Jesus.

[Pram Maven]

Oh, Dole, you're such an aging thing. Get out of my thread if ya can't take the heat. Or is that heart. I have plenty of that too.

Hey, you'll go away if I start chucking bottles at ya, right?

Well, what if they're filled with the piss and vinegar that I've been saving from all of your belch-offs over the past month?

Thought so.

[Chojin]

PRAM MAVEN REALLY SETS THEM UP TO GET... I GUESS... SORTA GENERICALLY YELLED AT. YELLED DOWN.

[Pram Maven]

Well, give me some shit I can work with.

Making fun of stupid highschoolers who store all of their testosterone on a hard drive is too easy. I want more of a challenge.

By the way, two weeks isn't very long, Chojin. Humped and dumped, am I right? Which one of you wore the lipstick and heels?

[Chojin]

I think your assumptions on our other members are simply adorable, Maven. It's like how a toddler thinks everyone else must be a baby, too.

I'm going to offer you a clue. Just sorta surreptitiously slide it under the door.

Not everyone is a burgeoning youth beset on all sides by fabricated drama and stolen clichés; I realize that all comedy is borrowed, but at least learn how to apply it in a way that still makes it funny. You have all the anger, spirit, et al anyone could ever need - What you're lacking is any sort of substance beyond what kids called you before you had to be home-schooled.

They weren't doing it to be funny, Maven. They really hated you, Maven. Try to be funny, Maven.

[Pram Maven]

Repeating my name like a psycho on loop, I see.

Er, read...

No matter.

I have better things to do than prove my comedic worth to someone who is my junior by five years. I've got scripts on the table... And music to make.



*handing Chojin his self esteem*
http://chuckels2000.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/1gchltsurgesjolteon.jpg


This has been molding in my basement for the past month. I thought you would like to have it back before we parted ways. I stole it when you were looking up furry porn. Funny.. I had more time to complete the task than I knew what to do with.

And do brush your teeth at some point today; if they were any darker, someone might mistake your mouth for bits of rotting carrots. Hey, come to think of it, that's a lot like the newbie/baby food you make everyone eat. Only the carrots caked (CAKED! HAHA! THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE!) on your teeth aren't of the strained variety.
http://giftwrappedcatering.com/os/images/classiccarrot.jpg
Here, have a slice.. Hell, have the whole thing. If you're still hungry, I'll give you a straight razor to scrape it off your plaquey maw and you can just eat it again.


Mmmm,
http://www.paleocurrents.com/img/homer_drool.JPG
bad dental heigene...

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dentist appointment to go to. I'm not expecting that it will take long; I actually take CARE of my teeth.

PS: If the Pikachu card could talk, he'd call you a loser in his own special way.



Oh, and if you didn't find any of this funny, then you must be dead inside, and I find that to be more hilarious than that can type.

[Moobs]

Oh my god,

Now you're trying to funny >:

[Moobs]

And failing >:

[Pram Maven]

Try and top me,

MOOBY McFIT-IN...

[Guitar Woman]

What the hell, Lt. Surge didn't have a jolteon in the game or the show >:

[Pram Maven]

What the hell, you changed your avatar again at my request.

I... HAVE... POWER
http://www.tvcrazy.net/tvclassics/wallpaper/cartoons/heman/he-man.jpg

...after all.

[xbxDaniel]

Is He-man trying to slit his palms?

[Chojin]

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[Pram Maven]

Of course, why wouldn't he be? The guy's got a mop of hair that looks like Conan The Barbarian's, steroids to kill a horse, probably really bad hemorrhoids to boot (hence the clenching), and, well, uh... so there.

[Guitar Woman]

Is He-man trying to slit his palms?
If you had a name like he-man you'd try to kill yourself too :(

[Pram Maven]

From the desk of Chojin, The Internet, Customer Relations

Greetings esteemed friend CUSTOMER_NAME,

I see that you have recently purchased The Internet's popular products I Do Not Have The Time... (300+ Post Series) and This Is You - Googling To Victory (Hardback).

Who let the Amazon bot in here?

[MetalMilitia]

nuh uh

[xbxDaniel]

Who let the Amazon bot in here?

I wish you were funny in the majority of your posts, instead of what seems to be a resounding 1 of...how many is it now, like 400?

And I was not referring to that qoute has the funny one. I just assumed 1 out of 400 messages by anybody would be funny, maybe.

[Pram Maven]

Which one are you talking about?

[Chojin]

That would be the joke, yes.

When you got beat up at school, did you yell at the bullies "WAY TO HIT ME :rolleyes"?

[Pram Maven]

No, I said, "hey, way to let me kick you in the nuts! Alright!"

[xbxDaniel]

So, you were doing an impression of them while they beat you up. You are a dedicated man to be sure.

[Chojin]

It is customary to stop posting if you have nothing left to say.

[cjadthenord]

It is customary to stop posting if you have nothing left to say.

Exactly. I didn't leave because your (Pram Maven) terrible, elementary school insults or out-of-context pictures were wearing down my defenses. But proving how much of an idiot you are, to yourself, requires more effort than I'm willing to put forth. But because you ARE an idiot, I take solace in the fact that you'll eventually just peter out and realize the sad truth.

Hasta luego, hombre estupido.

[Terra]

hey way to go everybody but i think this is about time for this thread to get baperized ha ha no offense to the noobs but it's time to clean out the pipes if you get what i mean right guys?

[Womti]

I'm with you on that, Terra.

[Pram Maven]

Let's all take sides! It's all you've got left when you can't let the merit of your own words stand on their own credible feet.


CJADTHEJERK:

You're what.. Two days old? Shouldn't you be choking on some dick? I mean, seriously, you have a lot of balls for a pissant little newbie! I've been here for a month, and I'm the first person you decided to pounce on! Well, that was your mistake, because I'm going to have a field day with the next thing you type... And it will be FUNNY, because I am. Funnier than you, at least. I'll be as hilarious as the vets when I, too, learn how to insert my penis into my asshole while quoting some crappy anime flick and jumping rope in a pool of used condoms..

This wasn't even your thread. I made it for Dale. What's the matter.. Can't you READ? Well, you can certainly write, so if you claim you can't read, then you're lying.

By the way, you can't rap to save your 'hood from Wal-Mart.

Now, just for fun, I'm gonna put you away.



MY NAME IS CJAD AND I SUCK AT TYPIN'
SO TO MAKE UP, IT'S MY WEB SITES I'M HYPIN'
YOU'D NEVER GUESS I WAS PAST TEN YEARS OLD
NOT FROM MY KEY STROKES, OR THE WAY I'M BOLD

FUCK THE ROLE-PLAYING, I'M A SOUTH PARK FAN
ERIC THE VIKING IS REALLY MY MAN
AND WHEN I TRIED TO MATCH HIS BOASTS,
BLOOD SPURTED OUT OF MY EARS AND MY NOSE
CUZ I PICK THROUGH ALL THREE WITH MY FINGERS A BIT
I ALSO LIKE TO TELL THE MODS HERE TO SHOVE IT
THINKING I'M AN INTERWEB/NET BADASS
TILL MY MOMS TURNS MY COMP OFF TO SAVE MY WEAK RAPS

FROM A BEATIN' I KNOW I'M DESSERVIN'
MY ONLY FRIEND ON THIS BITCH HERE IS CHOJIN
AND HE'S LYING TO KICK IT, I-MOCKERY STYLE
TO GAIN ALL MY TRUST AND MAKE ME WORTH HIS WHILE
IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE I'M SHUT DOWN FOR GOOD
SO REMEMBER TO BEAT ME WHEN YOU STROLL THROUGH MY HOOD
I'M NOT A VET YET, AND I NEVER WILL BE,
AT LEAST 'TIL I'VE LEARNED I SHOULD STAND WHEN I PEE.



and... yerrrrrrrr...

http://199.250.191.6/upper/baseball/assets/bcarter05.jpg

OUT!

[Lotida]

:lol


Pram.. all the newbs think they can fit right in by attacking the first person they see other's going after. If they only knew how quick the pack will turn on them like raving dogs...

[Pram Maven]

More like ranting dogs, Lotida :P


Oh, DAAAAAA-AAAAAAALE....

As this thread was intended, for, AHEM, "Dale", I found a Valentine that I forgot to give you.


_______________
POOR DALE, YOU THINK EVERYONE IS YOUR FRIEND
BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOUR OWN DICK IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN IT ENDS
CUZ THESE BOARDS AREN'T THE PLACE FOR PEOPLE WHO BROWN-NOSE,
MIGHT WORK FOR WEEKS, BUT THEN SUDDENLY DILDOS

FALLING DOWN ON YOUR HEAD FROM THE SKY
CUZ YOU ANGERED THE GODS BY NOT SAYING YOU'RE BI
ONLY THAT KIND OF SHIT FLIES HERE, YOU KNOW
SO YA BEST MIND YA MANNERS AND HIDE ALL YOUR BLOW

CUZ THEY WILL FIND IT! (SO TO SPEAK)
AND WHILE THEY'RE HIGH, YOU'LL ASK IF YOU'RE WEAK
THE ANSWER, OF COURSE: A RESOUNDING YES;
AND WHEN YOU LEAVE, YOU WILL BE QUITE A MESS

SO NOW I HOPE YOU'RE GLAD THAT YOU SUCK MONKEY ASSES
DIPPED IN DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FROSTING AND A BUNCH
OF OTHER CRAP AND SAWDUST AND BROKEN GLASS AND
JAY LENO'S DOUBLE CHIN AND ALL OF THE SPICE GIRLS

Love, Prammy
*HUG*

[Womti]

I am truly honored. *WHAM* :(

[Terra]

Has nose ever heard of the famous well liked, honorable fartinmoler?

I think he is the new farty.

[Pram Maven]

Hey Terra,

Doesn't your avatar die in one of the Scream movies?

Cuz she looks really annoying.

Head, optional.