Hey Lotida! Hey Seven!

[Terra]

We are the only ones online now!!! The TOS state that I need to make this more than one sentence. How are the f#cktards treating you two??

[Pram Maven]

I think Lotida is nice.

[Lotida]

Well, to be honest. I think everyone is only teasing when they say they hate me. I mean really.... I am quite loveable!!

Oh yea, and Pram Maven thinks I'm nice. That makes 2 people for sure... you and him!! :lol

[Seven Force]

I'd like to say that I also like Lotida. Not as much as Terra, but a very fucking close second.

HOW ARE YOU TWO

[Seven Force]

oh fuck im too late :lol

[Pram Maven]

Oh yea, and Pram Maven thinks I'm nice. That makes 2 people for sure... you and him!! :lol

You should totally get a tat to commemorate that fact :lol

[Lotida]

You should totally get a tat to commemorate that fact :lol

How did you know what I was doing today???

(I just discovered the "fainting smiley"!! I am so going to use that one from now on!! Look out... I'm feeling a little... :faint )

[Pram Maven]

Hahaha! That's great, Lotida! I wanna see it when you sober up. :P

[Chojin]

You know, when this gets out of control this time, I'm going to ban Lotida and Seven Force instead. Terra seems a bit smarter than the rest of you.

[Womti]

admit it, Chojin. you just enjoy banning people.

[Chojin]

It's sort of lost its magic for me; It's honestly just a pain in the ass, especially since we added in (at my suggestion) that we e-mail people now when we ban them.

However, Achimp still is full of youthful exuberance, why don't you send him a pm?

[Womti]

I am far beyond sending pms. however, nose seems to have just reached that joyful point of his adolescence, as we are currently having a 'discussion' of which the topic is so richly titled "lol". it was of course nose who started this, whereas I have simply been responding with simple gratitude. I no longer prefer sending people pms, and Achimp would most certainly not be one of the few people I would select if I were to do so. it is nose right now who is at that point, not I.

[Pram Maven]

Nah, Dale, I was just being ironic. See? I untrained you to send PM's! It's like teaching a cat not to use the litter box by sending 14,000 volts through it so that he'll go on the carpet instead.

No, wait-

[Chojin]

From: dale
To: Chojin
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:41 pm
Subject: "blah blah"

how come you dont like me? I know I'm new but you SEEMED to like me at first. I know, this is another one of dale's annoying pms. but it really is pretty aggravating to be hated by almst all of i-mockery.net. :/

[camacazio]

I seem to remember dale for a few days making sufficiently sarcastic remarks, but after that he became a spaz.

[Chojin]

From: dale
To: Chojin
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:49 pm
Subject: "uh, excuse me..."

chojin, that wasn't funny at ALL. I know, I've read the rules and PMs are not considered private and blah blah but first of all why are they called PRIVATE messages then, and secondly that is just cold. you are the first man i have ever loved over the internet and you are breaking my heart. :/

[Womti]

From: dale
To: Chojin
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:49 pm
Subject: "uh, excuse me..."

chojin, that wasn't funny at ALL. I know, I've read the rules and PMs are not considered private and blah blah but first of all why are they called PRIVATE messages then, and secondly that is just cold. you are the first man i have ever loved over the internet and you are breaking my heart. :/

you lying sonofabitch admin bastard, you take that back! >:

[Matt Harty]

whoa dale watch that language! you're getting a little too frustrated! :(

[Womti]

>:

[Lotida]

You know, when this gets out of control this time, I'm going to ban Lotida and Seven Force instead. Terra seems a bit smarter than the rest of you.

Wow... did the rules change in the MOCK WARS section? What bannable offense are we committing now? :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Stick it to the man, guuuuuuuuuuurrrrrl

[Lotida]

Milhouse, I may have to file a restraining order against you. Unless of course you are cute. Are you cute?

[Moobs]

*prepares self for another Milhouse avatar joke*

here it comes...

any second now...

[Esuohlim]

Lotida please refer to this chart for future responses to any and all posts on I-Mockery. I think you'll find that every type of hackneyed "Lotida" post has been catalogued and it would save you and the rest of the community ample amounts of time if you just posted the number that best fits the type of response you would normally give. Thank you.

1. Playing insult off as a compliment
2. Defending unpopular female poster (or Seven Force) and cheering them on
3. Throwing an insult back by changing only a few key nouns and adjectives
4. Challenging admins and their apparant "abuse" of Internet authority
5. Trite insult coupled with "smile" or "rolleyes" emoticon.
6. Making references to your apparant irresistability

[camacazio]

You're gonna break her 1 key.

[Lotida]

Lotida please refer to this chart for future responses to any and all posts on I-Mockery.

Thank you for your apparent concern for my posting future, Milhouse. Now let me help you out. Please refer to this chart for your future posts.

1. Don't follow me around the board critiquing my every post. Your concern is making me think you care about me.. sorry that's the way it is. Just post a smiley and I'll know.
2. Hmmmmm.....

Well, that's about all you ever do?? So I guess my advice ends there. In summary, save your cry baby whiney posts after each of my posts and just post a smiley! We both know I love those emoticons and also... I'll know you care!! Save yourself the keystrokes. Thank you... good night!

P.S. I'm assuming by your lack of response that you are not cute. Sorry about that! :chatter

[Womti]

if it means anything, I am considered attractive by female standards. and I am NOT self absorbed!

[Lotida]

That means a lot dale. Thank you! :)

[Terra]

It's a shame milhouse feels compelled to follow you all around Lotida. I feel for you. Plus he's messing up my feel good thread. >:

Secretly however? The little dude is SMITTEN with you. :)

[Lotida]

Trust me... it's not a secret. Anyone can see that!

So, how was your day?

[Chojin]

I said when it gets out of control, i.e. when you decide to MARCH ON WASHINGTON and gay up other forums.

[Lotida]

Just because I might post something that you do not agree with does not mean I am "gaying" up other forums.

I am quite serious when I ask you this Chojin.....

What's wrong with me defending someone when I think they are being unjustly attacked? For example, all the mean comments about Terra's pictures. She is obviously a very pretty girl. However, the not so pretty girls feel the need to put their two cents in and try and put her down. As long as you like those people they can insult her all day. However, when I defend her all the sudden it's a big deal. I even tried to take it back to pictures but MLE just couldn't let it go and had to get one more dig in. I was tempted to reply but then I might get banned. That is CrAzY!

Have you read the shit that gets posted around here? I would think that my couple of posts a day would hardly be that big of deal to anyone... well, anyone but Milhouse.

[MLE]

i'm not trying to 'put her down'. i'm just giving my opinion on what would make her prettier in my opinion. i did agree that she had a nice smile, didn't i?

on the other hand, you saying 'fatties' and 'not so pretty girls' when you talk about the people that aren't in love with terra would constitue as putting people down.

she can take care of herself. she knows the forums by now. i have a feeling she knows them a bit better than you.

[glowbelly]

SHUT UP ALL YOU UGLIES >:

[Lotida]

hey terra were those taken before or after your breast reduction?

you look like pretentious white trailer trash. it doesn't necessarily mean you are, but you do look like it in those pics.

Kinda like she might do meth?

terra. honestly, you have the potential to be the "in my opinion" pretty. i don't think you are right now. you look like if you got pregant, you'd still look just the same pouty-face-at-the-camera way up until the day you gave birth, just so you got your quota of attention.


I'm sorry I didn't realize that's how you girls shower each other with compliments.

I don't think I called you "fatties"? Chubby.. yes.. fatty no. Honestly, from what I can tell from your pictures you are chubby. I'm not trying to be mean. It's my opinion... and since we are sharing opinions.

Again, I am not trying to be mean but if you put Terra's pictures up against any one of you girls who are insulting her, I guarentee you the guys that aren't your friends would think Terra's prettier.

[Seven Force]

No, I called them fatty mcfatties with a side order of lard.

[Seven Force]

I said when it gets out of control, i.e. when you decide to MARCH ON WASHINGTON and gay up other forums.

WE MUST CONTAIN THE INFECTION :chatter

[Womti]

first thing we gotta do is shoot you!

[Esuohlim]

I believe making claims that I am in love with you pretty much falls under item #1. Please keep this in mind.

[Lotida]

I believe making claims that I am in love with you pretty much falls under item #1. Please keep this in mind.

You tried... but you couldn't resist could you! Please see item #1 on my list!

[MLE]

keep in mind i said "it doesn't necessarily mean you are" in my post.

i meant that as a disclaimer that i didn't think she was necessarily trailer trash, but that's how she comes off to people in general (at least people in my area).
if she's bothered by this, then she should have been told anyways cause i think she'd want to change it if she doesn't like the idea.

and lotida, i think terra's a big girl and can handle herself without the cheerleading squad behind her. i have nothing against terra. the only thing i ever did have against her was the whole jihad thing and it seems she's learned her lesson on that. now you? you're just kinda a cunt to me, though i think you're probably nicer in person.

[Lotida]

now you? you're just kinda a cunt to me, though i think you're probably nicer in person.

That's ok. I think you come across as a whiney bitch who thinks she's important because her boyfriend is the admin. However, I am sure you are nice in person and I did like one of you drawings in the art forum.

[Seven Force]

So Lotida, what's up? :lol

[Terra]

Wow. What happened to my feel good thread?

[Esuohlim]

I don't know honey doll so whut's up terra who wants to ride my broomstick

[Esuohlim]

Mock Wars ain't nothing but tricks and hos

[Esuohlim]

Oh God do I love you Oltida

[Esuohlim]

:(

[Dole]

[quote] For example, all the mean comments about Terra's pictures. She is obviously a very pretty girl. However, the not so pretty girls feel the need to put their two cents in and try and put her down. As long as you like those people they can insult her all day. However, when I defend her all the sudden it's a big deal. I even tried to take it back to pictures but MLE just couldn't let it go and had to get one more dig in. I was tempted to reply but then I might get banned. That is CrAzY!
quote]


Um....regardless of her looks (she is not ugly at all) that kind of pouting/kissing the camera thang going on is fucking ludicrous by anyones standards. makes the average myspace goth chick and their 'holds up camera at funny angle and points at self' pic look postively bashful.

[Seven Force]

Yeah, it's too bad no one asked your opinion. :)

Thanks anyway though. ;)

[Esuohlim]

SevenForce start using this as an emoticon and I'll have sex with you more often than I have sex with Lotida which is a lot these days

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/4656/stevenforece7jn.gif

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO MAKE IMAGES WITH CLEAR BACKGROUNDS :(

[Moobs]

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/182/smileish3mb.gifhttp://img118.imageshack.us/img118/182/smileish3mb.gifhttp://img118.imageshack.us/img118/182/smileish3mb.gifhttp://img118.imageshack.us/img118/182/smileish3mb.gifhttp://img118.imageshack.us/img118/182/smileish3mb.gifhttp://img118.imageshack.us/img118/182/smileish3mb.gifhttp://img118.imageshack.us/img118/182/smileish3mb.gifhttp://img118.imageshack.us/img118/182/smileish3mb.gif

Hooray! http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/182/smileish3mb.gif

[Lotida]

Mock Wars ain't nothing but tricks and hos

Which one are you lover?

[Womti]

That means a lot dale. Thank you! :)

but just what does it mean? >:

[Terra]

It means that you still suck. :)

[Womti]

now, now terra, dont try and be TOO flattering. then you might just commit another bannable offense! :eek

[Terra]

So far as I understand it, kicking the ass of a new person is a "time honored tradition" around here.

No, I am not going to jihad you all over the forum to do it. Lets face it: you are not worth being banned a third time. Right now your just an annoying little twat who is fucking up the traffic around here.

I think I did my best to communicate that to you in one of your millions of pms to me. :)

Now shut up and for ONCE try not to fester to post to every fucking thing that is put up. Otherwise you might join nose in the ban ether.

[Womti]

I think I did my best to communicate that to you in one of your millions of pms to me. :)

I'm sorry, but why are you so confused on this whole pm thing? not only did you try to offer cyber but you were very friendly. now that you have your old avatar back, you think you can just turn into a super bitch and start treating me like shit in the "time honored" traditrion of "kicking the ass of a new person"? come on, terra, what the fuck did I ever do to you? and yes, you are ugly in your photos. it is girls like yourself which make my life a living hell by assuming everyone wants to sleep with you.

[Terra]

I take issue with the fact that you assume this is my old avatar. :lol

All that other fluff is well, er...um...fucktard fluff. :)

[Womti]

you know what's funny? the fact that you assume being an absolute bitch to me is going to get you anywhere on these forums. :lol

[Seven Force]

I think I did my best to communicate that to you in one of your millions of pms to me. :)

I'm sorry, but why are you so confused on this whole pm thing? not only did you try to offer cyber but you were very friendly.

It's called "she was fucking with you", she didn't want to fuck you, much less cyber fuck you.

now that you have your old avatar back, you think you can just turn into a super bitch and start treating me like shit in the "time honored" traditrion of "kicking the ass of a new person"? come on, terra, what the fuck did I ever do to you?

Being a creepy bastard through PM's is one thing.

and yes, you are ugly in your photos. it is girls like yourself which make my life a living hell by assuming everyone wants to sleep with you.

I honestly think if you think she's ugly, you must be a gay. :lol

Or at least a chubby chaser. In that case, you picked the right forum. ;)

And Terra is WAY more woman than you can handle.

[Seven Force]

you know what's funny? the fact that you assume being an absolute bitch to me is going to get you anywhere on these forums. :lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/smileish3mb.gifVVVVV


No, I am not going to jihad you all over the forum to do it. Lets face it: you are not worth being banned a third time. Right now your just an annoying little twat who is fucking up the traffic around here.


Yeah, she really thinks highly of kicking around a faggot f****d such as yourself. Just get over it. :rolleyes

[Womti]

I am merely sane for not wanting terra. I can appreciate good looks, but not someone who uses them to disadvantage those that they see as lower than them. so in my eyes, terra is merely a 'classy' piece of trash.

[Seven Force]

I am merely sane for not wanting terra. I can appreciate good lokks, but not someone who uses them to disadvantage those that they see as lower than them. so in my eyes, terra is merely a 'classy' piece of trash.

I appreciate good lokks too. Though i'm unsure as to what that is.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/smileish3mb.gif

[ArrowX]

I think Dale is gunning for my spot on these here boards. I have yet to have a mock war with a chump.

[Chojin]

Seven Force, kindly dismount from Terra's e-penis. It's triggering my gag reflex. IT'S OKAY, I UNDERSTAND, JAMESMAN THOUGHT SHE LOVED HIM TOO. YOU'VE JUST GOT TO LET IT GO.

To answer what parts of your question that I read, Lotida, when you post a picture in PYPH you're putting yourself out there for criticism. People who post in response to the pictures are more or less expected, as said criticism. People who post in response to those posters take it off-topic. Which is not to say that I was going to ban anyone over that: it didn't go on for pages, and it was provoked.

I don't understand why you lot like to pretend that I'm unfair or unreasonable - Every time I ban someone it's for what I perceive to be in the best interest of the forum, not any one person's satisfaction. Terra et al were being an extreme nuisance before, so they got banned for it (and hell, I didn't even do it the first time). Terra herself isn't arguing that, so why are you?