TWANKIES

[Guitar Woman]

DEEP FRIED TWANKIE TIME YAY <3

[liquidstatik]

If you're talking about deep frying a twinkie, that sounds disgusting. >:

[Guitar Woman]

OK LISTEN UP JERK IN PORTLAND WE CALL THEM TWANKIES AND WE DON'T CALL IT PORTLAND EITHER WE CALL IT PORKLAND SO THERE

[Emu]

that's the most vile thing i've ever heard :(

[Guitar Woman]

I'd eat them a lot more but then i'd be a fatty :(

[TwinkieFace]

MMM those are delicious

Same thing with deep fried candy bars :love

[Marc Summers]

My friend ate a deep-fried snickers bar at the county fair one time...

The inside just looked like liquified shit :x

[Pub Lover]

You're meant to freeze the candy bar first so the inside doesn't get fucked up when you deep fry them. :( :fat

[Jeff The Ninja]

Anybody see that king of the hill episode where Bill and Boomhauer start deepfrying every thing they can find. Its Hilarious when they throw a beer can in the vat of oil in Boomhauers backyard.

[Guitar Woman]

I like the one where bill and dale try to open a can of beer with a backhoe :lol

[maggiekarp]

Sweet potato fries are good :(

[Fathom Zero]

You can deep-fry any snack-cake and it will turn out awesome. Twankies are sweet... So are fried oreos... Mmmmm....

[Staxeon]

Is it just me or does it sound crazy that we "lazy americans" would go through the trouble of freezing and then deep frying a candy bar to try to make it even worse for you to eat?

[DeadKennedys]

Is it just me or does it sound crazy that we "lazy americans" would go through the trouble of freezing and then deep frying a candy bar to try to make it even worse for you to eat?

Just you lol. If you consider using a freezer hard work then you're probably fat. Fatty.

If I ate one of these deep-fried "twankies" it would go right to my thighs. Anyway, after my last job when I'd clean the deep frier I can't eat fried food ever again.

[Terra]

I thought only people from the deep south ate twankies

[Guitar Woman]

We do it in part to make fun of them because we're hick-haters >:

[Terra]

Well hell! No need to be a camel toed cunt about it! :)

[Guitar Woman]

How was i being a cunt about anything in this thread

[Terra]

Twankie envy?

[Fathom Zero]

Everyone envies your twankie.

[liquidstatik]

We do it in part to make fun of them because we're hick-haters >:

Don't hate. :x

[Fathom Zero]

Spread Herpes, not hate.

[Staxeon]

Spread Herpes, not hate.

Spread herpies on your twankie? *shudders*

[Terra]

No not on it. INSIDE it!

[Guitar Woman]

I had a twinkie yesterday but I forgot to fry it ;(

[executioneer]

i wonder if those raspberry zingers are any good deepfried i like those better than twinkies :x

[Terra]

As long as they are frozen to start with, I bet it would work.