I'm Bored with my Computer

[DamnthatDavid]

I have watched all my pirated videos, played all my computer games, found all the porn on the net, and I keep hitting up Myspace and I-Mockery. All I have to look forward to is the update of woot in the next 30 minutes.

I am bored.

[Dr. Boogie]

One cannot find all the porn on the internet. Keep looking, bunky.

[DamnthatDavid]

Ok, let me rephrase. I found all the family friendly porn sites.

[Dr. Boogie]

I found all the family friendly porn sites.

Are you even looking at the monitor when you type?

[MetalMilitia]

I reccomend www.digg.com and www.shoutwire.com

they can be used to kill much time.

[Staxeon]

WTF is family friendly porn? Do you only watch the video of the Brady gangbang? Or do you not make your hand sleep in the wet spot afterwards?

[Bod]

Read a book you dozey mare!

[DamnthatDavid]

Family Friendly Porn is more of a inside joke that slipped into my post. I was tired and slightly intoxicated. Honestly, I was laughing when I posted it. If you don't get it, then it is your own God damn fault for not being there.

And Bod, I have read my entire book collection multiple times (Pratchet, LOTR, Douglas Adam collections etc.), and where I am living now, I have no easy access to a library. :(

[Pub Lover]

...Pratchet, LOTR, Douglas Adam...
Anglophile much. :blah

[executioneer]

lol

[Terra]

I have read my entire book collection multiple times (Pratchet, LOTR, Douglas Adam collections etc.), and where I am living now, I have no easy access to a library. :(

Yet, you haven't mentioned that you read the porn versions of those books. That's a whole week of family fun literature. Plus the pictures are killers.

[DamnthatDavid]

Anglophile much

never applied this term to myself, but, I guess it fits. But I would like to note that I do have 1/16 English Prostitue in me. :(

[Supafly345]

I have a lamp in the old haunted house I lived in that was owned by a 100% prostitute.

[camacazio]

It gave me the jibblies.