View Full Version : What is the first thing you touch in the morning?
GADZOOKS
Mar 2nd, 2006, 05:47 AM
And don't say "My dick to make sure it's still there" be serious.
The first thing I touch is my wife and for some reason she's up earlier, I reach for my bible because I'm worried.
Seven Force
Mar 2nd, 2006, 09:28 AM
What a coinicidence, I touch your wife in the morning too!
Sup wife touching buddy? :yum
Moobs
Mar 2nd, 2006, 12:33 PM
My snooze button or myself >:
Guitar Woman
Mar 2nd, 2006, 01:34 PM
My coffee pot
MetalMilitia
Mar 2nd, 2006, 01:55 PM
My coffee pot
Was that some kind of euthamism you slut >:
Esuohlim
Mar 2nd, 2006, 02:02 PM
Seconded "snooze alarm".
And Metalmilitia go buy yourself a dikshunery
Guitar Woman
Mar 2nd, 2006, 03:17 PM
My coffee pot
Was that some kind of euthamism you slut >:
hahaha ;<
Matt Harty
Mar 2nd, 2006, 03:23 PM
Cell phone
Marc Summers
Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:08 PM
My watch
xbxDaniel
Mar 2nd, 2006, 04:26 PM
My glasses.
Guitar Woman
Mar 2nd, 2006, 05:38 PM
you sleep with your glasses on?
xbxDaniel
Mar 2nd, 2006, 05:46 PM
I reach for them as soon as I wake up. I don't know why I do, that's just what I reach for. I guess the first thing I touch is the table beside my bed then.
Guitar Woman
Mar 2nd, 2006, 05:49 PM
I just realized how retarded my last post here was, who the hell sleeps with their glasses on :(
Lotida
Mar 2nd, 2006, 06:47 PM
Seconded "snooze alarm".
Ditto
nothing4buddha
Mar 2nd, 2006, 08:11 PM
i scratch my butt
maggiekarp
Mar 2nd, 2006, 09:20 PM
my blanket
Sam
Mar 2nd, 2006, 10:38 PM
i scratch my butt
No you don't. >:
The first thing I reach for is the alarm clock.
nothing4buddha
Mar 2nd, 2006, 11:55 PM
i scratch my butt
No you don't. >:
The first thing I reach for is the alarm clock.
yeah, you're right. i just roll over on you :(
Fathom Zero
Mar 3rd, 2006, 03:14 AM
I reach for my hair or my alarm clock. I rub my face, too.
Esuohlim
Mar 3rd, 2006, 09:57 AM
yeah, you're right. i just roll over on you :(
:tear
Womti
Mar 3rd, 2006, 01:32 PM
milhouse shut up :/
the first thing I touch in the morning is whatever book I'm reading.
Dole
Mar 3rd, 2006, 02:03 PM
the lives of every soul I meet.
Staxeon
Mar 3rd, 2006, 08:15 PM
If my girlfriend is in bed with me, her ass.
If I'm alone, the blankets to pull back over my head.
GADZOOKS
Mar 3rd, 2006, 08:44 PM
hot
executioneer
Mar 4th, 2006, 07:36 PM
http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/lolaface2.jpg
-willie
liquidstatik
Mar 4th, 2006, 07:42 PM
it usually is my dick, but not to see if its there. :x
MLE
Mar 5th, 2006, 12:22 AM
Do you think of other men? :x
Terra
Mar 5th, 2006, 12:36 AM
No. He is thinking of the STD he is risking his virginity on.
The rest of the time he is frantically looking for his penis, the weapon of his own demise.
Johnny Couth
Mar 5th, 2006, 12:50 AM
My toothbrush! Good habits, yay!
Seven Force
Mar 5th, 2006, 12:51 AM
Your teeth are the least of your problems right now.
The Retro Kat
Mar 6th, 2006, 12:09 PM
I usually touch the floor when I jump out of my bunk bed.
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