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Hentai Tentacle Demon
Mar 28th, 2003, 02:26 PM
:)
Spectre X
Mar 28th, 2003, 02:28 PM
what is the reason of your existence?
Les Waste
Mar 28th, 2003, 04:23 PM
What's it like wearing acid washed jeans?
Spectre X
Mar 28th, 2003, 04:29 PM
why does the baseball bat break everytime I hit myself over the head with it? :/
Esuohlim
Mar 28th, 2003, 04:55 PM
Do your jeans smell lemony fresh?
Hentai Tentacle Demon
Mar 28th, 2003, 09:34 PM
what is the reason of your existence?

i have cancer

What's it like wearing acid washed jeans?

Like going back in time! Except without the loony tunes chasing me down the frozen food aisle with an erect penis on the moon!

why does the baseball bat break everytime I hit myself over the head with it?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Do your jeans smell lemony fresh?

Go eat a spoonful of dick lint.
The Retro Kat
Mar 28th, 2003, 09:38 PM
Why do you avidly have sex with people from the same sex?
Hentai Tentacle Demon
Mar 28th, 2003, 09:41 PM
Why do you avidly have sex with people from the same sex?

Wait wait wait! That toaster was OVER 18! I swear!
Spectre X
Mar 29th, 2003, 12:03 AM
what's it like to fall down a bottomless pit, only to find out that it's not really bottomless, and you fall to your...bruises becasue in reality, it's only about 3 inches deep.



I always wanted to know that. :/
KriptiK
Mar 29th, 2003, 12:55 AM
What's it like having the acid residue on your pants eat through your penis?
Hentai Tentacle Demon
Mar 29th, 2003, 03:24 AM
what's it like to fall down a bottomless pit, only to find out that it's not really bottomless, and you fall to your...bruises becasue in reality, it's only about 3 inches deep.

It's like eating a SHUT YOUR FACE BEFORE I CUT IT OPEN WITH A LAWNMOWER.

What's it like having the acid residue on your pants eat through your penis?

It's like taking a SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I RUN IT OVER WITH A WHEELCHAIR
liquidstatik
Mar 29th, 2003, 03:53 AM
Hows it feel to soak your hand in pynsol spray and shove it so far up your eyes the citrus starts to burn through your colon and reaches it way up your eyes. By then, your hand has been eaten off and from the plam up is still lodged in your ass. As you fall down from the pain, the hand shoves farther up your ass and rips out your stomach at such an angle it misses every organ in your body. But that really matter... becasue your thumbnail has ripped your rectum into shreds and attracted many truck drivers. As they are taking turns raping you and smacking you in the face with your ass-covered hand you realize you've been gay your whole life. You try to use ESP to call the police. BUT ESP AND REAL YA DUMB SHIT! So you beg them to stop... but they just keep gettin harder... and harder... and harder. You stop screaming and start enjoying it. The truck driver that is fucking you now, known as John, humps hard as the group arounds him screams his name. You scream your fathers name... I dont know what the fuck im talking about. Im fucking sleepy and need to go to bed damnit >:
Spectre X
Mar 29th, 2003, 03:57 AM
how's it like to SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I RUN IT OVER WITH A WHEELCHAIR?!

I really want to know. :/
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2003, 10:01 AM
What the fuck is dick lint?
horror_blood
Mar 29th, 2003, 10:03 AM
ever see gumo
Hentai Tentacle Demon
Mar 29th, 2003, 03:23 PM
dun make me step on u naomi queen ******s
kellychaos
Mar 29th, 2003, 03:47 PM
I am at least 10 IQ points stupider JUST for having read this thread. >:
Captain Robo
Mar 29th, 2003, 04:18 PM
No doubt about it now. Feelevil is Hentai Tentacle Demon.
feelevil
Mar 29th, 2003, 04:30 PM
dun u DARE put me in that category of retardness Captain Homo >:
Spectre X
Mar 29th, 2003, 04:39 PM
by posting those words, you just did so yourself.
feelevil
Mar 29th, 2003, 04:48 PM
i hate u because of ur location more than u could ever comprehend

Edit: correction:: i just read yer sig :rolleyes
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:01 PM
Why the hell do you have to go and ******-up every thread? >:
Rongi
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:02 PM
Here's my question;

HTD, why aren't you funny :/?
Wiffles
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:05 PM
Nothing beats a skirt ^ ^;
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:14 PM
Nothing beats a skirt ^ ^;

What the fuck?
Skulhedface
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:39 PM
I am at least 10 IQ points stupider JUST for having read this thread. >:

That's all? I could almost feel my brain shutting down.
Skulhedface
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:40 PM
Here's my question;

HTD, why aren't you funny :/?

Here's MY question: Why doesn't he realize this applies to him as well?
Rongi
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:43 PM
I thought you where done with me :lol :lol :lol.

Retard :).
Skulhedface
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:45 PM
I was, but since, you know, you NEVER leave, your post feces are EVERYWHERE.

Anyhoo... What were you saying about someone being mentally handicapped and calling someone else the same? Hmm...

I'm done now, but only because arguing with a broken record, ie a repetitive piece of shit, is starting to ::ahem:: NOT BE FUNNY ANYMORE :lol :lol :lol
Rongi
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:46 PM
I thought you where done with me :lol :lol :lol

Retard :).
GnrySgtHartman
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:50 PM
Ill buy you a girlfriend for your birthday, big guy.
Wiffles
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:51 PM
People, can't we all just pick flowers? ^ ^;
Rongi
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:52 PM
Ill buy you a girlfriend for your birthday, big guy.

I bet it took you all night to post that one :|
jin
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:58 PM
I LIKE WIFFLES. HIS HAPPY SPIRIT IS THE SPIRIT OF THE FUTURE. KEEP SHOWING THE LOVE WIFFLES! THE FUTURE IS PEACE!
Wiffles
Mar 29th, 2003, 09:59 PM
I LIKE WIFFLES. HIS HAPPY SPIRIT IS THE SPIRIT OF THE FUTURE. KEEP SHOWING THE LOVE WIFFLES! THE FUTURE IS PEACE!

Tee hee ^.^
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2003, 10:03 PM
Tee hee ^.^

:maul
Wiffles
Mar 29th, 2003, 10:08 PM
Love and peace! ^.^
Skulhedface
Mar 29th, 2003, 10:08 PM
Jin is my new I-Mockery hero :bow