Pet names (not for pets)

[MetalMilitia]

Here is where you can post pet names for loved ones or whatever

Babycakes
Kittenfeatures
Lovebeast

[Dole]

'The Buggernaut'

[Girl Drink Drunk]

"That you, sugarbuns?"

[Schimid]

I use "lady" a lot.

[Supafly345]

I use "sexy lady" that's close to you.

But "bitch" "baby girl" and "girly" are my regulars.

[WhiteRat]

Shmoopy or sometimes Bloopsy

[WhiteRat]

EDIT




oh dear

[Esuohlim]

Pet names are stupid so to be ironic I call her "dicksucker" and she calls me "cuntbreath" and we pretend that it's cute >:

[Terra]

"YOUASSHOLE!!!!"

"DICKHEAD!!"

"MUTHERFUCKER!!!"

And my personal favorite "SHITFERBRAINS!!!

Frankly I'm surprised men aren't queing up at my doorstep. >:

[executioneer]

queing up

anglophile

[Terra]

Oh shut the fuck up and suck on a carbine. :)

Sweetcheecks

[Chojin]

Pet names are stupid so to be ironic I call her "dicksucker" and she calls me "cuntbreath" and we pretend that it's cute >:
good idea milhouse no-one does that way to stay one step ahead of the pack but then again you were born to be a leader [/bbcode]

[Emu]

humptruck ;)
nintendo 69 ;)
big red ;)

[Dole]

queing up

anglophile

nu-uh. 'queueing'.

[Terra]

I should have stayed with "forming a line." :(

[jin]

"To whom it may concern".

[MetalMilitia]

flossykins!

[Rev. Danno]

Crapface Jerkwad, Sassy Pants, Chesty MacBoob, and "theonlythingilovemorethenbatmanginorbowling"

[MysteryTheKid]

"Honey Buns" :blowme

[FartinMowler]

[/quote]SHITFERBRAINS[quote]

that's my online gaming name :love

[liquidstatik]

slut :x

[Rez]

standard greeting consists of "yo, what is up, tho"

and she calls me "princess" because i'm 6'4"

>:

[Jeanette X]

My ex used to call me "Pooky". :(

[Schimid]

When I'm in a long-term relationship I start to make up stuff, with the prefixes "honey" "sugar" "darlin" and the suffixes "bottom" "heart" "doll", etc.

I called her sugarbottom once and she got pretty mad though :(

[Clockwork]

The closest I've ever come to a pet name was the time this weirdo called me "candy crotch."

I'm still not sure if I should've felt flattered or insulted. Or even what the hell that means.

:/

[Yggdrasill]

It means your grandfather knew what he was doing and your innocence was sweet like candy.

My old boyfriend used to call himself "mr slave" after seeing a south park episode and everyone else started to also.

I hated that.

[Juttin]

Let's just hope he didn't jam animals into his ass :x

[Juttin]

Wait a minute, I thought you were a guy.

Oh, wait. Nevermind :/

[Yggdrasill]

You know that realization didn't need to be so obvious. Everyone else got it.

[WhiteRat]

I'd had a tendency to call lady friends these names:

sweetcakes
soul sister
Gertrude

Also, my older sister has called me Bloopsy many times over the past few years. Where the hell she got Bloopsy, I don't know. :/

[The One and Only...]

Meat.

[MojoRisin]

yes master

[Rez]

I hated that.

:lol

[DuFresne]

I recently called my girlfriend "Honey Bunny" and she then called me "Pumpkin". The weird thing is, she's never seen Pulp Fiction. :|

[MetalMilitia]

poopsykins
poopsypants

[Johnny Couth]

I usually stick to babe, as I am not very creative.