What should be destroyed?

[Emu]

96. High sodium content of certain edible substances

[Emu]

96. Guild Wars >:

[Moobs]

All this hype is making me crazy i just can't wait any longer :wank

[Fathom Zero]

97. Movie Nights on PBS

[Emu]

96. The Lifetime Channel

[Fathom Zero]

97. The Lifetime Movie Network

[MetalMilitia]

98. The "SAW" series of films

[executioneer]

100: HITLER

[Esuohlim]

Way to use 96 like five times guys

[That Man]

Well we have like 104 things destroyed and the list goes on.

[Emu]

196: Gumby :eek :eek

[That Man]

1,000,000: Some random dude.

[The Damp Moose]

llo homiside

[WhiteRat]

88. Greg Ostertag

Don't you dare diss Greg Ostertag. There are certain things in life that one simply does not do and dissing the Jazz legend is one of those things.

[Sethomas]

speaking of jazz legends, i think that duke ellington can eat a dick and that bb king doesnt really have diabetes he just cant get it up when he looks at women because he likes homos.

[Emu]

Jazz isn't enjoyable until jazz fusion comes about. :posh

[Rongi]

i really hope that was a joke, emu

[Emu]

it is

[Rongi]

ok sorry i dont get jokes :(

[Dirge]

67. Those god damn posters that joined in '03 but never posted. Really you join so you can post.

Hey I think I'll join the forum..... but I won't post* gets shot by mod*

:tear

[ItalianStereotype]

That Man, you make me hot in the vagina that I so clearly have.

[RaNkeri]

What the fuck? STILL NO WRITINGS? C'mon That man, be a man and stop teasing us. :/

Let us all enjoy from your fan-write-tastic writings! You're the only reason I still come here :)

[WhiteRat]

I think we can now say that the anticipation for That Man's sure to be loveable and extra huggable writings now surpasses that of Capone's Vault. Which by the way in about 6 hours (my time ) it will be the 20th anniversary of that historic event.

[mburbank]

That Man, are you gone enough yet that I can talk about how you don't understand that any moron can pst stuff in the forum and it isn't writing for I-mock?

Or are you still here thinking you're funny and not knowing you rally are funny but not for any of the reasons you think you are?

Or are you George?

I guess Chojin would know if you were George.

BUT WHAT IF HE'S IN ON IT?!

96.) People who are 'in on it'.

[Johnny Couth]

Hey, That Man's got something to say burbank, he's got something to fucking say.

[Esuohlim]

96. chuck norris jokes

96. peanut butter jelly time

[RaNkeri]

97. All your base

[Esuohlim]

haha right you are rankeri!

96. eric conveys an emotion

[Girl Drink Drunk]

96. chuck norris jokes



-96. The guy who created Chuck Norris jokes.

[Johnny Couth]

100. Grease

[Jixby Phillips]

97. The Lifetime Movie Network

Go fuck yourself pal

[ArrowX]

The "Scary Movie" series. Its one of those once is enough things.

[executioneer]

i think once was TOO MUCH, personally

[ArrowX]

its a shame that Scary Movie was aoutdone by a parody, of itself

[executioneer]

uhh

[Dr. V]

Jebus, what did I miss?

[Protoclown]

96. People who use Chuck Norris jokes

[Girl Drink Drunk]

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Official console magazines (I like the demo disks, though).

[Guitar Woman]

F*ck you, Nintendo Power's where it's at. >:

[Seven Force]

101. Faggots

[Misdemonar]

102. Nicklodeon GUTS

[Misdemonar]

103.This topic.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

F*ck you, Nintendo Power's where it's at. >:

I was talking more about magazines like OPM and that X-Box magazine because OPM's articles are boring, and are both system-bashing, unproffesional peices of shit (I get enough of the anti-PS2 circle-jerking from my friends.) I don't care if the companies are in competition. It's childish. Nintendo Power, until recently, seems a bit too kiddish for me, and like they were trying too hard to not be offensive or relate with teenage fans. It felt like I was being patronized. I used to love Nintendo Power in the SNES days, though

104.song medleys

[executioneer]

105: thje berlin wall, idk

[Fathom Zero]

96. White Power

[Supafly345]

#. The metric system

[ArrowX]

anyone under the age of 14 that plays WoW for more than 3 hours a day :(

[Esuohlim]

96 t-shirts with sayings on them from hot topic

96 hot buttons on your pants when you get them out of the dryer

96 tears

[Fathom Zero]

318. High School Powerpoint Presentations

[ziggytrix]

99. Luftballons

[Supafly345]

%. Fathom Zero

[Sacks]

98. Those little things that hang off of the roof of your mouth sometimes, often after you eat something of a very high temperature.

[executioneer]

lol ziggy

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Smelly. Sucker MCs

[Supafly345]

00. SNIPERWOLF

[MetalMilitia]

96. HANGOVERS >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

---96.WET DREAMS >:

[MetalMilitia]

96. WET DOGS

[MetalMilitia]

96. WET COATS

[Girl Drink Drunk]

29ABCDE. Paris Hill, the Gotti kids, and every over-pampered, and spoiled celebrity with no actual talent.

[MetalMilitia]

those arn't wet things >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

96. Wet cats >: >:

[MetalMilitia]

96. Wet blankets (like you)

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I jest on the last one.lol

96.Wet record sleever or comic covers ruined by rain.

[Emu]

97. thread backups

[VolCanon]

96. Wet Ass-Raping Donkeys.

[Johnny Couth]

97. Alligators :chatter

[MetalMilitia]

97. The part in V for vendetta where they have the english comedy program and it is basically benny hill BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT ENGLISH PEOPLE WATCH RIGHT?

97. crocodiles :chatter

[BlueOatmeal]

98. PSone BootDiscs


MODCHIPS 4 LIFE

[Dr. V]

99. Old ladies who call you asking for the price of a fax machine and after you tell them they basically give you a fucking shopping list and expect it to be at the front counter for them when they send their "student assistant" to come get it.

[RaNkeri]

96. People who promise to do some cool writings, but doesn't do anything afterall >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

96.People that beat a joke to death
96.5 . Ultimate short bread cookies, cause they are too good and more addictive than heroin.

[Emu]

127. Meanies :explode

[MetalMilitia]

128. Bummers (people who bum other people :x )

[Seven Force]

- Forum snobbery. I don't fucking care if you think GBS/FYAD/AI/D&D/Pet Island, etc is the "real" SA and the other forums are just complete shit. Inter-forum drama is nothing more than an attempt to make SA a shitty place to be. Knock on Fark, eBaums or one of the other crap sites out there, don't shit where you sleep. You and your friends are not the kings/queens of SA because you post in X forum. Get over it.

- Internet detectives. There are exceptions to everything of course. If someone is claiming a goon mugged him and raped his cat then yeah, find out what you can, but don't stalk everyone who tells a fucking story in GBS, because that's exactly what the fuck you are doing.

- "LOLZ, look what so and so did at this other forum" I don't fucking care. This is the forum equivalent of pumping out your neighbors septic tank into your friend's living room so you can criticize their shit. Unless the person is running a white slavery ring or begging for help with something in GBS and laughing it up over at the other forum about how they are duping us, it has no place here.

- Cliquey dick-sucking/harassing. It's perfectly fine if you absolutely positively think X user is the greatest goon ever. You don't need to advertise the fact in numerous threads for no particular reason. It's not that I ever really find myself often disagreeing with the sentiment that the people mentioned are good posters, but that the mini-fanclubs are just unnecessary. The reverse applies as well. I don't care if you hate such and such goon because they looked at you wrong during the last Goon Meet. You don't need to post threads about it, buy banner ads, and bring that shit up in thread after thread.

- People who insist that you can't possibly understand their viewpoint because you are black/white/rich/poor, etc and thus have no right to debate the issue. It's one thing to say "Hey, maybe Blair Richboy Worthington III probably finds it hard to relate and understand the plight of the HIV infected in Sudan" it's another to tell them they don't have the right to comment on the issue because they are mentally incapable of understanding the issue and if they disagree with your opinion on the matter, it is only out of ignorance/prejudice.

- Posting about how you just did something incredibly stupid and illegal and expecting the forum to hold its fire. If you tell us you were driving drunk/killing kittens/etc, you will almost certainly get shit on for it and we won't just forget about it so we can shower you with sympathy over how difficult it is to remove human remains from your WRX's grille.

[Seven Force]

Whoops, wrong forum! :lol

[MetalMilitia]

129. Seven force talking about SA all the time

[Chojin]

You know sevenforce. you aren't the only person here with an SA account.

[sadie]

i've probably not used my sa account longer than sevenforce's had his.

[Esuohlim]

I see James there all the time. He goes into TV show threads and makes posts about the show as it's on.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

96. People that label every shitty parody song as being by Weird Al Yankovic, on filesharing programs.