CAPTION THE AVATAR ABOVE YOU GAME!

[Fathom Zero]

I'M A REAL BOY, GODAMMIT.

[Goat Cheese]

*blub* *blub* Hey Ladies.....*blub* *blub*

[Fathom Zero]

DON'T GET ON THE SHIP!

"HOW TO SERVE HUMANS" IS A COOKBOOK!

[Idi Amin]

:squigly
:squigly:squigly
:squigly:squigly:squigly

[DuFresne]

Do you guys really expect me to wear this all this heavy, uncomfortable crap and not commit acts of mass genocide? I mean SERIOUSLY?

[Womti]

"god I hate wearing this hat"

[Goat Cheese]

HAMMER FROM NOTHING!

[Womti]

MY HEAD IS STILL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN BIG

[Dixie]

HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!

[Idi Amin]

Why dose this mic taste like ear wax?

[Womti]

why dose I, Idi amin look so dumb

[Lenor]

Dammit, when will this asshole ever make me stop?

[Dixie]

Hi I'm Tara Reid. Have you seen my potato chip scab nipples lately?



(Who is that really?)

[Lenor]

Me!

I wish.

Britney Spears, prior K-Fed.

Her re-make video of 'Prerogative'.

[eggyolk]

man i love myspace

[Lenor]

I really like dem little kids, don't be all up in my grill, fo sho nigga.

[Blue Fox]

Run for your lives little babies!

[Goat Cheese]

oh the times they are a changin'!

[Womti]

"shit"

[Dixie]

Brrrraaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnssss.....

[Gabby GaGa]

"Oral, anyone?"

[Lenor]

'i'll beat you like a red-headed step child'

'bitch'

[Optimistic Socks]

"If Enough people say it, it's probably true"

[Gabby GaGa]

"baby, don't play me like that"

[Lenor]

paint by numbers!

[Gabby GaGa]

"whore by intellect"

[Dixie]

Look at me! I'm WEIRD!

[Lenor]

'My hair often has puke in it, since no one will hold my hair back for me'

[Gabby GaGa]

"my hair often has jizz in it, since everyone his been on my back"

I expected more creativty from you, doll!

[Idi Amin]

I am an artist I think I am cute

[Optimistic Socks]

"Shit...is that Christopher Walken? I gotta get outta here..."

[Gabby GaGa]

"the guy controlling me is a MOLESTOR! Look where he put his hand"

[Goat Cheese]

Look into my eyes and turn to stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone

[Womti]

"we'll only accept anal"

[Trash]

OLDMANLOL

[Idi Amin]

dead lol

[Goat Cheese]

black lol

[Optimistic Socks]

"Making The Most Out Of Mediocrity"

[Gabby GaGa]

"spare change?"

[Womti]

"gabby go ga ga ga?"

[Goat Cheese]

I make delicious popcorn. You must eat it.

[Gabby GaGa]

Hitler & alfred Hitchcock
want YOU!

[Womti]

"oh man is my skin ever so impossibly tan pale"

[Gabby GaGa]

"kiss my ass, viagra"

[Blue Fox]

are you talking to me?

[Gabby GaGa]

"so cute i cant be mocked"

[Gabby GaGa]

what the hell? have people run out of insults?
no, no. This was fun.
Doesn't anyone have something unpleasent to say?

[Dixie]

I am so awesome. Oh yeah. Check me out. Doncha think I'm sexy? I sure as hell do.

[Goat Cheese]

:rock



456

[Dixie]

We are the sultans of things!

[Jeanette X]

"TONIGHT I'M GONNA ROCK YOU TONIGHT!" :rock

[Blue Fox]

i am a cute little badger thingy! :)

but if u get any closer i'll have to bite ur arm off.

[Goat Cheese]

Mah Pet iz so sweed. Ah luff hur.

[Womti]

in canada, milk comes in bags.

[Jeanette X]

Yeah yeah, end the war, peace and love, yadda yadda. :blah

[Gabby GaGa]

neh nye nyee nyeehh

[Jeanette X]

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Hate me because I'm utterly conceited.

[Goat Cheese]

A FROZEN POLE APPEARS OFFSCREEN:

Must lick....

[Gabby GaGa]

"little timmy, take this lesson with you
and prosper"

[Womti]

"I did your mom:eek"

[Gabby GaGa]

lol.

"white trash meets the A-team"

[DuFresne]

HEY LOOK AT ME I'M ALL ETHNIC-Y AND PRETENTIOUS I KNOW MORE SPIRITUAL CRAP THAN YOU AND YOU ARE OF A LOWER CALIBER THAN I FOR NOT KNOWING THE TRUTHS I KNOW COME TO MY SITE TO SEE CRAP THAT PROVES HOW MUCH COOLER I AM THAN YOU HEY CHECK OUT MY HAIR THING

[Womti]

ASSHAT LOL

[Dixie]

Y-M-C-A

[DuFresne]

ASSHAT LOL

You're right. The joke's gotten old and stale. I'l change my avatar as soon as I find something.

Edit: I just realized how sarcastic that sounds, especially being said to what, but I'm serious.

Oh, and "This is my MUSIC FIST!!!!"

[Womti]

"I'm just a donkey, what do you want from me :("

[Goat Cheese]

Want some head?

:lol

[Blue Fox]

i'll see you in your nightmares!

[Dixie]

Sit and fellate you little bitch.

[Gabby GaGa]

Albino Panther Pride

[Womti]

albino propagandist pride

[DuFresne]

POP!

:sixcharactersyoufuckingadminscankissmyass!!!!!!!!>:>:>:

[Obscurus Lupa]

"I'm actually republican."


"...lol"

[DuFresne]

uh... This is Ray Ray's and Nuk Nuk's Crunktastik Forums for Self-Marginalized Caucasian Teenagers, right?

[Obscurus Lupa]

"If only I could get these Paint graphics out of my face..."

[Womti]

"I totally dont know what or even define whatever my name means ;)"

[Obscurus Lupa]

"What?"

[Noodles]

Ah the wonderful things you can find on the internet.

[Emu]

Some kind of Christian punk Zim thing? I got nothin

[Obscurus Lupa]

"My abs are FABULOUS."

[Dixie]

Creepy to the max.

[Blue Fox]

singin his little heart out

[DuFresne]

Good girl! :)

[Dixie]

http://www.heehaw.com

[Goat Cheese]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmphbvhuivbuiehbvhghhgpghgbhg

[Emu]

Factoids from Our Friends in Foreign Lands

[Womti]

"hey look, gene simmons is over here!"

[Lenor]

'Man in a box'

[DuFresne]

Serwiously.

[Obscurus Lupa]

"This hat doesn't make me look like an ass, does it?"

[110%]

Barney not happy

[Blue Fox]

3... 2... 1... This Is A Foreigner!

[Obscurus Lupa]

"They'll never suspect we're aliens with this bubblegum on our heads!"

[Supafly345]

Lost in obscurity

[Womti]

POWER RAINGER ACTION BEAM GO!

[Blue Fox]

SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!

[Sacks]

"I should have put a towel down first."

[Lenor]

stuck in the 80's

[Sacks]

Seriously doesn't know about Charles Bronson.

[Lenor]

OMG LOOK ITS CHARLES BRONSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sacks]

Seriously too late for that now.

[Lenor]

seriously I don't care about some old action movie guy that died four years ago.


ty willie

[Sacks]

Have you no tact? :tear

[Lenor]

:boohoo ;)

[Gabby GaGa]

after paint chip-eating rehab

[DuFresne]

This is what happens after sucking a lot of black cock.
Oh, sorry: "African American"

[Lenor]

<<SNAP CRACKLE POP>>

oh yah.. 'Dammit, i cant reach the rest of the E on my nose'

[Womti]

"SERIOUSLY. :|"

[Sacks]

"Beats me."

[Womti]

":eek/>:"

[Jeanette X]

The medical illustrator for Gray's Anatomy has recently been diagnosed with schizophrenia.

[Smon]

"Little Lemmy won an award at the Adult Film Awards for best money shot. (Pictured:Family friendly version of shot)"

[Lenor]

surfing the crimson wave

[Gabby GaGa]

"they won't let me off of the short bus"

[Womti]

"they wont let me on the damn bus"

[Idi Amin]

frank miller is a bitch

lol

[DuFresne]

I kinda look like a fat Lavar Burton from this angle!

[Sacks]

Can't really see LeVar Burton very well through those sunglasses.

[DuFresne]

Yeah, I wasn't sure if I spelled it right. :(

Anyway: This is an obligatory caption to the avatar above me.

[Idi Amin]

I dont mean to fuck with the whole caption the avatar thing but:

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u58/faceinthebox/levarburton2.jpg

LeVar Burton did get fat, and sadly he dosent realy look like Idi Amin

[kahljorn]

"my underwear are positively bursting with excrement :posh "

[Lenor]

Damn those admin's and their furry porn obsession!

[Womti]

"stwep out of the car, pwease"

[Gabby GaGa]

:domo :domo :domo
:domo:domo :domo

Be afraid of the all omnipresent Frisky Dingo

[DuFresne]

hi everyone im gabby gaga and i
continue to show up to a forum where eveyone hates
me because i am teh so te
h defiant little yooth of
america and these guys need to
learn what true
beauty is

[Gabby GaGa]

"running out of funny, and using the same shtick again and again"
oh and

"im wearing these glasses cuz I've been hittin the pipe' YO"

[Womti]

STOP IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY

[Obscurus Lupa]

"My mustache does all the talking."

[Noodles]

DO IT FOR MY MEDIA ATTENTION!

[Blue Fox]

one of the few without mustaches. :)

REBEL!

[atmosphere]

" sit down "

[DuFresne]

Being flattened makes me a SAAAAAAADDDD PAAAAAANNNNDAAAAAAA.

[Goat Cheese]

coolness to the XTREME

[Obscurus Lupa]

Ed Begley Jr.

[Smon]

One in the pink, two in the... also pink apparently.

[Obscurus Lupa]

"Why, oh WHY, did I put a tree in the boat???"

[arg_zombies]

"Dear God, please make Sanjaya GO away"

[Womti]

"dude where'd your head go"

[DuFresne]

lol i get the joke ur funny dood

[Blue Fox]

donkeyz rule! and sombreros! It"s a kodak moment.

[arg_zombies]

An all-female cast of Black Snake Moan :(

[Goat Cheese]

big letters are blocking something.....and a moustache!

[Obscurus Lupa]

Burt Reynolds is taking over the world, one country at a time.

[DuFresne]

Kicked out of the Blue Man Group for being a furry.

[Obscurus Lupa]

Kicked out of the Blue Man Group for being a donkey.

[arg_zombies]

Kicked out of the blue man group for never joining :(

[Goat Cheese]

Eating Flesh in style.

[arg_zombies]

Super.....Asia...

[Albino Bat]

I've lost my braaaaaaaaaaaains...

[Womti]

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Obscurus Lupa]

"He spends most of his time with his horses, who are also gay."

[arg_zombies]

Ha, guys, please, one at a time :lol

Blueman group #1 fan

[Goat Cheese]

Night of the Undead Peanuts characters.

[Obscurus Lupa]

"The Pink Panther goes to Asia...and turns anime. :("

[arg_zombies]

I've run out of things for your one :tear

tell me what/who it is and then I can look up some quotes! :lol

[Obscurus Lupa]

It's Jeff Goldblum in Earth Girls Are Easy, which I guess doesn't really need to be insulted. :D


Oh, and for yours: Italian!Zombie!

[Smon]

Trons-exual.

[FartinMowler]

Abortion with floating fetus

[Womti]

what is up

[arg_zombies]

Es Nayse!

[DuFresne]

HandlebARG

[arg_zombies]

What a cool donkey :\

[Obscurus Lupa]

Tomato!Zombie

[Womti]

gay... sex.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I giva mai movia two thumbs up! Come see mai movie feelm!

[Womti]

hut hut!

[Womti]

hut hut!

[DuFresne]

Double post for the 666th reply !!!!!!11 :eek :chatter :chatter :eek

Womti are you from hell?! You are aren't you!!! Insta ban the hell spawn!!!!

[Womti]

WHAT AN ASS

[GingerGrrl22]

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming..."

[Thora Lurch]

Congratulations Chojin, on getting Protoclown's firecrotch out of your braces.

[Sethomas]

WHERE AM I??

[Womti]

..what?

[Blue Fox]

dark, and mysterious, yet... a mustache would make it even moreso.

[Otto]

Can I keep her?! Can I?! Huh?!

[Fathom Zero]

Zis ist HIGH-Larious.

[Womti]

*burp*

[Bubsy]

religion SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Obscurus Lupa]

"What do I need a shirt for?"

[Fathom Zero]

lol "Look what we did to the game ball!"

"YOU GOT INKED!"

hahahahaha

[SLjimbolian]

"My dog says I'm one hell of the lady killer."

[Cfr5]

"Seriously, guys, I didn't molest him."

[Obscurus Lupa]

"Seriously, guys, I didn't molest him."

[Bubsy]

seriosuly guys i didn't molest him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cfr5]

"Today, I have discovered Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V."

[MarioRPG]

I look retro!

[Cfr5]

"So does my shirt! See?"

[Womti]

"...fuck."

[Blue Fox]

Bambi's father went to heaven too!

[Obscurus Lupa]

"You're a good man, Charlie-San."

[ArrowX]

this is worse than last time!

[n00kz]

I need to comendeer your vehicle.

[Noodles]

I could never get past that thing on the ski game...I dont think its possible...

[SLjimbolian]

A very accurate photograph of Ozzie Osbourne.

[Noodles]

OH NOES!

[n00kz]

I spend way to much time on mspaint.

[Obscurus Lupa]

"HEY, macarena!"

[Sethomas]

She was underwater
In the shadows
Was it there, was it not?

I stepped back
A veil in front of my eyes
The water was still and so was she
I dove in with so little breath
In truth I knew
I was too late for death

I had one chance
I grasped her arm and floated upwards
Wanting to stay below in the warm forgiving waters

'What have you done?'

I screamed to the stars
Then over to the shallow edge
She was face down
Smaller and more vulnerable than in life
Her curls wet around her ears and neck
Her dear profile at peace at last
A finger in her throat sounded a click
Her body still and blue
Is this what death looks like?

My love was supposed to protect her
It didn't
My love was supposed to heal her
It didn't
You had said don't leave me
And I begged you not to leave me

We did.

[Daikichikitsune]

"Did I have to take off my clothes to dry them in the centrifugal machine or not?"
(Excuse my poor english, it ain't my native language)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

See how much pussy my guitar gets me?

[Guitar Woman]

This thread is still around?

[wislingsailsmen]

this glove looks good enough to eat

[DuFresne]

This thread is still around?

[Womti]

why, I must be both mexican and cool!!
heck yes this thread is still around. >:

[Noodles]

Jesus???

[Jeanette X]

NASCAR representin', yo.

[Womti]

ttthhhhhbbbbbbffffffft

[Blue Gularis]

"How you doin' Chewbacca? Still hanging around with this loser?"

Note: Weeks later.... This was only amusing when the above avatar looked like Lando Calrissian... a little flaw in the fun for this topic, oh well.

[Womti]

..what did you post that for??????

[Blue Gularis]

"Hello is this thing on...Testing 1,2,3..."

[Guitar Woman]

Can someone lock this fucking thread already

[Blue Gularis]

"Charles In Charge"

Note: This one's still good.

[Jeanette X]

After the destruction of mankind, Amazonian poison arrow frogs evolved to become the dominant species.

[Blue Gularis]

After the destruction of mankind, Amazonian poison arrow frogs evolved to become the dominant species.

Thank you for staying On Topic. You possess much wisdom, but we are already the dominant species. Mankind's destruction is at hand! Mu-ha ha, MU-Ha Ha, MU-HAHAHAHA!!!! :orgasm


"I was made for musking you, baby"

[Dixie]

Blue Frog Transvestites In Spaaaaaaaace

[JediScum]

Thanks for coming to see us! WE LOVE YOU, SAN ANTONIO!!!! Stick around Ronnie James Dio is coming up next and then, BUDGIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Dixie]

It's alllllright!
Nobody worry 'bout me!

[Obscurus Lupa]

"And now I'm gonna do some mime- LOOK I'M CLIMBING UP A ROPE!!!"

[Dixie]

DINOSAURS TOTALLY ROCK MAN!!!!

[Obscurus Lupa]

"I'M GONNA DRINK THIS INVISIBLE BEER!!!"

[Sethomas]

I beg to differ, for you see the other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there I shall lie low and assume odd jobs under the name Mr Pilkington, but perhaps I've said too much.

[ItalianStereotype]

ASTRONOMER PORN

[Womti]

I NEAD MOAR FIRE!

[JediScum]

"PSSSHHHH! NO, I DON'T NEED YOU TO FLY! I'M NOT EVEN DRUNK YET, R2!"

[Dixie]

Critters 2 reject
Audition #427

[JediScum]

"SNOOTCH TO THA MOTHAFUCKIN' NOOOOOOOOOTCH!!!! C'mon, Tons O' Fun. Let's get the fuck outta here!"

[Chojin]

...and that's why cereal boxes have two flaps instead of three.

[Emu]

I used to be a gay alien bondage dog.

That was a long time ago.

[Womti]

I hate everything that isnt red!

[Blue Gularis]

Prell users agree

[Dixie]

Gollum's distant cousins Barry, Joe and Surly hit the NY club scene.

[Obscurus Lupa]

Michael Bolton knew his new approach would be a hit with the fans.

[Guitar Woman]

RAR! WHATAYA DOIN, MISTER VOLCANO?

[Emu]

This is what passes for porn in other countries.

[MLE]

This is what passes for porn in other countries.

[Noodles]

This is what symbols porn in about every country.

[Guitar Woman]

This is a show that contains LOL RANDOM PIG MOOSE MONKEY humor

[Optimistic Socks]

Cry Me A Riveerrrrrrrr

[Womti]

because everyone deserves a second chance.

[Obscurus Lupa]

"I'm staring into your soul..."

[HungryWantBiddy]

"Yes, that's Barney. No, that's not the Statue of Liberty."

[slangislayer]

Wir sind Papst!

(We are pope)

[Noodles]

"When im done Smokin this cigarette your in deep shit"

[ItalianStereotype]

am I invader zim or not? I can never tell anymore. fuck me.

[slangislayer]

I´m teaching the valuable lesson of "Up Skirts" to Japanese girls!

[DuFresne]

Smoking doesn't kill...

I do

[slangislayer]

-No, Mr. Bond. I expect to file your tax return.

[JediScum]

So would you ladies care to join me at the Regal Beagle tonight?

[Daikichikitsune]

I say, Greencock to the I say, rescue, I say

[slangislayer]

Catman's coming, better look out
Catman's coming, running about
Catman's coming, looking for a girl
Better hide your sister, man