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PILLOWFIGHT
May 10th, 2006, 06:43 PM
ATM the scene that i hate the most are MOMS

moms are jerks who freak out over every little thing!!

freinds moms are always making you uncomfortable and making your friends go home early. they act all nice in front of you and then accuse you of smoking when im not around

they drive stupid ford explorers and dont know how to pull out of a parking lot

if they lose their kid they come on TV all "*crying* I WANTR MY BABY BACK"
PILLOWFIGHT
May 10th, 2006, 06:47 PM
on Law and Order moms always say things like "MY SON ISNT A RAPIST THAT GIRL IS JUST A TEASE" "My son isnt a sex offender he just needs help!!"

on Oprah they are like "Whuuuut im forty and i want to learn pole dancing to be SEXY" and like 'uuhhh i wasted my whole life being married but now i want to work on ME'
Terra
May 10th, 2006, 08:25 PM
If I can't pole dance I'm not going to be a mommy! >:
maggiekarp
May 10th, 2006, 09:04 PM
I know what you mean Pillowfight :(
Jixby Phillips
May 10th, 2006, 10:43 PM
my friend is becoming a mom maybe ! :( :( :( :(
Terra
May 10th, 2006, 11:23 PM
Maybe? Clarification please!
Jixby Phillips
May 11th, 2006, 12:45 AM
WHY DO U CARE
BlueOatmeal
May 11th, 2006, 01:09 AM
Hey Jixby how did those Achewood comics turn out? Was the quailty ok? It took me quite awhile to get it presentable.
RaNkeri
May 11th, 2006, 03:27 AM
my friend is becoming a mom maybe ! :( :( :( :(

Is there any idea who is the father? >:
MetalMilitia
May 11th, 2006, 07:16 AM
Terra likes to have her fingers in many a pie, her foot in many a door, her nose in many a nother person's business.

Rankeri is a dick.
Terra
May 11th, 2006, 09:58 AM
It's called diversifying. All the cool corporations are doing it. :(
Esuohlim
May 11th, 2006, 11:27 AM
It's called being a b*tch
Jixby Phillips
May 11th, 2006, 04:12 PM
do i need to clarify that my friend is an adult in an adult relationship but still MY AGE and thats why I am disturbed by it
Terra
May 12th, 2006, 09:51 AM
It was the "maybe" part in your post that I was curious about. It just sounded as if she was "considering" motherhood. But not one.
executioneer
May 13th, 2006, 12:19 AM
theres chance in everything man
Sethomas
May 13th, 2006, 09:33 AM
Oh man, we could talk about Schrödinger's Fetus or something like that. :eek
glowbelly
May 13th, 2006, 09:43 PM
:(
liquidstatik
May 14th, 2006, 11:42 AM
happy mothers day, glowbelly. ;<
glowbelly
May 14th, 2006, 10:33 PM
thank you :)