Puppy names! :D

[liquidstatik]

I'm getting a puppy today, but I don't know what to name it. Sooo, you guys should give me some ideas.

Cute & humorous names would be great!

[MarioRPG]

Picture of puppy needed.
Or at least description.

[liquidstatik]

well, i dun actually know yet. my sister's picking the puppy up today, it's a surprise. but, i dun want it to refer to the color of the dog or anything. :(

[Raziel]

snuffles >_> cuz snuffles is a kick ass name

[Mockery]

Gorlack the Destroyer.
(because Glowbelly was too cowardly to name her son that, and now he's gonna get his ass beat on the playground as a result)

[Raziel]

or you could name it "Fluffy The Destroyer of Worlds" >_>

[kahljorn]

Barson Bradley

[Krythor]

keith

[liquidstatik]

oh wtf i have to wait 'til tomorrow, cause he has to be a month old. :[

is augustus a good name for a male puppy? :X

[MarioRPG]

But what would you call it for short, then?

"Here Aug-y, here boy" ...?

[Choogworth]

Thrillhouse

[executioneer]

mister mockery would you PLEASE stop posting things on newgrounds :(

[executioneer]

serioulsy i'll give you 20 bux

[kahljorn]

Augustus is a great name for a dog, you should go with that. Plus if you get angry at him augustus is an angry word just picture it in your head AU GUST US! as gutteral as possible.

[DamnthatDavid]

I second the motion.

[Shifty]

Egor!

[executioneer]

no dude save that name for your illegitimate bastard child

[DeadKennedys]

Paws Malone... kinda has that film noir private eye flair, but with a dash of adorable

if he's an ass and tears up the furniture I think Nero would be a good name

[Shifty]

no dude save that name for your illegitimate bastard child


prick. she wanted to have its mid name egor :\

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

meatwad

[ArrowX]

Vic Kevlar, Rmunsen Furblor, or the Ghost of Steve McQueen

[Juttin]

Name it Pubby, then pick it up by it's armpits, and run around with it :/

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

name it Senor Buggybeans.

[Jeff The Ninja]

How about "Moe". Augustus seems like too long of a Name for a Dog. Unless you Trained it to Poop on your Neighbours Lawn.

"Augustus, Finish doing your buisness and come inside for Alpo!"

[liquidstatik]

yay i found out im getting a pit bull. because i'm a badass.

so, i guess that might help with finding a name. :D

So far, I've thought on..

augustus
jeffree
paws malone

i s'pose ill post pictures when i can, but i still don't have him. :[

[executioneer]

How about "Moe". Augustus seems like too long of a Name for a Dog. Unless you Trained it to Poop on your Neighbours Lawn.

"Augustus, Finish doing your buisness and come inside for Alpo!"

yeah and nothing's short for augustus right

[Grislygus]

Whichever name you choose, it should probably be short, and have hard consonants in it (easier for the dog to learn its name).

For example, a name like "Killjoy" has two hard consonants and two syllables, and therefore would be (training- and control-wise) a superior name to something like 'Ulysses'.

Remember, if the shit hits the fan, you want a name that you can yell out fast and clear.

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

courage?

[Sicktodeathmx]

Radar is a good name.

[jin]

I like the name Dash. ;O

[kahljorn]

AUGUSTUSIVSON BONAPARTE!

All my animals have complex, proper and quite long names and respond to all of them and other things.[/b]

[Jeanette X]

yay i found out im getting a pit bull. because i'm a badass.

Give it a wussie-cutsie name for the irony value. Like Cuddles or Sweetie or something.

Barring that, you could call him Buster.

I wante to name our dog Durkheim, but my parents nixed it. >:

[sadie]

i thought puppies had to wait until they were six weeks old to be weaned.

[Gurlugon]

I have a Basset hound named Petunia. The people at the pound claimed her name was "Chomper," so needless to say, my family decided to give her a far worse name. :(

[ArrowX]

GORSE

My favorite puppy name is "Styx" (sticks)

[Esuohlim]

Thank you I think I speak for the rest of us when I say that I'm glad you told us how to pronounce that. Fag. >:

Here are MY suggestions:

Señor Barky
Sir Lucius McPitbull
Odie Arbuckle

And maybe Evelyn, but only if it's modified. :(

[MrAdventure]

ebenezer wagglethorpe

hong kong phooeys baby

the roly poly puppy

sir lawrence olivier

[executioneer]

scrambles :reference
lifesaver :anotherdifferentreference

[MetalMilitia]

- Swiffles
- Swifflemits
- Wiffymits
- Miffywits
- Snakeface

[liquidstatik]

p.s. it's a girl doggy. :(

SO, I GUESS JEFFREE DOESN'T WORK.

p.s. ill post pictures in lyke one second okay? okay! :D

[Pub Lover]

Why do you need a dog, Danny?

Are you blind?

Or did you just buy a farm?

A dog is for dinner, not for keeping. >:

[liquidstatik]

I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ;(