tragic case of zombie profiling (with WMDs)

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

So minnesota, a city known for the zombie pub crawl in febuary and other fun zombie related bits arrested 5 adults and one juvie for carrying a fake WMD.

By fake WMD they mean a backpack with a stereo in it and some wires sticking out. The radio played thriller and other Zombie like tunes as the crowd dressed in tattered clothes and fake blood shambled/danced down the street to a big zombie party downtown at somebodies house.

They were not charged and simply spent the night in jail for causing a ruckus and scaring people with their awful dance moves. Can't a zombie dance anymore without getting the man down on him?

http://www.pr-inside.com/zombie-wmds-r13216.htm

[WhiteRat]

Here is a more detailed account complete with pictures of the crappy looking zombies. One heffer doesn't even have any makeup on:

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/s17817.html

[Fathom Zero]

That's fucked up.

[DeadKennedys]

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[DeadKennedys]

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[executioneer]

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[Archduke Tips]

lol rasta-zombie!

[DeadKennedys]

Awwww

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[fuck.I'm_Sean]

The hefer Whiterat is refering to has her name spelled differently in the article from the name under her picture.

[WhiteRat]

So minnesota, a city known for...

A city, huh? Exactly what state is Minnesota in?

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

So minnesota, a city known for...

A city, huh? Exactly what state is Minnesota in?

I meant to say IN a city, common typo. From this report I guess the city of minnesota is in the state of confusion?

[DeadKennedys]

Minnesota is a state you cock smoking idiot

[sspadowsky]

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[ArrowX]

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[Mr. Vagiclean]

ahaha STOP it right there buddy

[Mr. Vagiclean]

STOP you ASSHOLE

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

Minnesota is a state you cock smoking idiotyes, if you read my explanation you'd know iw as joking at my own typo.

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[DeadKennedys]

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[Fathom Zero]

You, my friend, are the winner of the Comedy Pyramid. Congratulations, won't you tell the crowd your name?

[DeadKennedys]

Umm... Virginia

[Fathom Zero]

HAW HAW, Isn't she wonderful folks?

Now, because you're suck a good sport, we're going to let you walk over to the prize wall.

That's good, now will you please pick out a tile so we can give you your prize.