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liquidstatik
Aug 19th, 2006, 01:50 AM
Would it be wrong to have a relationship/sexxing with my 3rd cousin? :(

p.s. jokes about arkansas will not be lold at. :D

liquidstatik
Aug 19th, 2006, 02:21 AM
Srsly. I've liked for a while, and I just now found out she was my cousin. :[

I, personally, don't think it's that big of a deal. But, everyone else seems to think so. SO I GUESS THERE'S NO REASON TO EVEN POST THIS BUT YOU KNOW YOU GUYS COULD TRY SAYING REALLY NICE THINGS AND MAYBE MAKE ME FEEL BETTER OR SOMETHING?

Fathom Zero
Aug 19th, 2006, 02:36 AM
There's no reason you should feel guilt over something like this, though the reason escapes me.

liquidstatik
Aug 19th, 2006, 02:38 AM
i guess that made sense. :x

Immortal Goat
Aug 19th, 2006, 02:42 AM
I think that after you get past the 2nd cousin line, it is considered ok, since she's really only related to you through 2 marriages, and not through blood. I'd still be a little wierded out by it, but hey, that's me. Not you.

Zomboid
Aug 19th, 2006, 06:10 AM
You should fuck her if she's hot, but don't go out with her or anything...weirdo.

WhiteRat
Aug 19th, 2006, 01:52 PM
What The Fuck. Do you even have to ask this question? If you need to do the shtuup so bad, just hit the bathroom and beat off man. Seriously, who fucks a relative?!

Sam
Aug 19th, 2006, 02:00 PM
lol arkansas

liquidstatik
Aug 19th, 2006, 02:17 PM
What The Fuck. Do you even have to ask this question? If you need to do the shtuup so bad, just hit the bathroom and beat off man. Seriously, who fucks a relative?!

I said relationship, also. And, it's because I like her just a little more than my hand. We have better conversations. :[

fag.

Chojin
Aug 19th, 2006, 02:33 PM
Man, hit that shit. Don't stop there, either. Do you have any brothers or sisters? Parents are fair game, too.

liquidstatik
Aug 19th, 2006, 02:42 PM
i think my dad might be up for it ;o

Seven Force
Aug 19th, 2006, 04:27 PM
I think liquidstatik needs to keep in the family, for humanity's sake.

liquidstatik
Aug 19th, 2006, 04:30 PM
:D

GADZOOKS
Aug 19th, 2006, 08:44 PM
Considering that you do cocaine I think making love to a distant relative is the least of your problems.

kahljorn
Aug 19th, 2006, 08:59 PM
Being married to a third cousin or some other distant "relative" that's not really related to you was horribly common in the past. I don't see anything wrong with it.

Gorlack the Destroyer
Aug 19th, 2006, 09:16 PM
3rd cousin is fair game.

Juttin
Aug 20th, 2006, 12:10 AM
Yes, do it.

Then post pics :x

zeldasbiggestfan
Aug 20th, 2006, 05:13 AM
Do eet. Theyre fair 2nd is wierd.... 1st is ILLEGAL! lol

Misdemonar
Aug 20th, 2006, 12:51 PM
Hey man, don't do her, you might get a raging case of monkey aids :o.

Supafly345
Aug 20th, 2006, 01:03 PM
Is it a third cousin like how? I mean Jeb Bush's daughter, the abecrombi model, is my third cousin, and I'd fuck her even though she's too important for me to even meet.

DamnthatDavid
Aug 20th, 2006, 03:14 PM
Hell, I'll do her, and I'm not even related!

Oh wait...

3rd Cousins share as much blood as the hooker you hired the other day. Sure, it might be gross... again, like most street hookers... but nothing technically wrong with it.

xbxDaniel
Aug 20th, 2006, 09:28 PM
You lucky sons of bitches with distant relatives. All I have is first cousins, and they're fucking ugly to begin with.

methemoglobinemia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_People_of_Kentucky)

executioneer
Aug 21st, 2006, 12:49 AM
3rd cousins you don't even have the same great grandparents :x

Trash
Aug 26th, 2006, 01:54 PM
If you really wanna, do it, but, for the love of god, just don't breed.

Juttin
Aug 27th, 2006, 12:16 AM
Yes, do it.

Then post pics :x

Zen444
Aug 27th, 2006, 03:28 PM
Don't ever feel bad about incest.

Just look at these famous people:

Mother Fuckers

Pope John XII

Sibling Fuckers

Caligula
Abraham

Cousin Fuckers

Charles Darwin
Albert Einstein
Henri Landru
Jerry Lee Lewis
Saddam Hussein
Franklin D. Roosevelt and Eleanor Roosevelt

Jixby Phillips
Aug 28th, 2006, 05:27 AM
you should do it, you sound in love!

liquidstatik
Aug 29th, 2006, 06:42 PM
ty

Trash
Aug 30th, 2006, 08:00 AM
Zen that list is missing Edgar Allan Poe >:

Juttin
Aug 30th, 2006, 08:13 PM
Yes, do it.

Then post pics :x

MLE
Aug 31st, 2006, 08:59 PM
you know, he does have some pics. i don't know why he isn't posting them!