A CAT-astrophic Problem hahaha

[Schimid]

I think every red-blooded male in the whole world has kicked a cat at least once in their life.

Not really hard or anything, just a little nudge when no-one's looking. I just find them so kickable. They always come up to you constantly and just meowing and looking up at you like they want something and then just rubbing up on your leg and pacing back and forth around your shin. And they don't even do anything when you kick them, just run away and hide between kickings.

There are three cats in my house, and I'm constantly shoving two of them away. I do it to my girlfriend's cat even more often when she leaves the room.

Is there something wrong with me? They're just so fleshy and soft and vulnerable

[liquidstatik]

that sounds horrible. :[

[Immortal Goat]

There is nothing wrong with kicking a cat. Just don't tell Willie.

[DamnthatDavid]

never kicked a animal... younger brothers, walls, doors, signs, etc. etc. but never a defenseless animal.

Well... used a mouse on a sticky trap as a frizbee once, but never kicked it.

[Mike]

Kicking a cat is wrong. Red-blooded and male doesn't enter into it. Not in the least.

[Fathom Zero]

I've kicked a cat, though not to reassure myself of my masculinity.

[Guitar Woman]

poor kitty :tear

[ArrowX]

Your not supposed to like Punt the thing, you can shove it around with the on lenolium for a guiltless laugh.

[Fathom Zero]

No, I kicked the little bastard out the door.

[GADZOOKS]

You people are monsters. If you guys want to be males why don't you jump off a cliff.

[ArrowX]

I did that and broke my leg, I then punched a mail lady in the throat to regain my lost Masculinity

[Fathom Zero]

I don't have to kick a cat to appear manly, I radiate manliness.
I did it because I hated the cat and he didn't like to be touched. So I kicked him out the door. I dunno why I even had a cat.

[kahljorn]

I used to have this cat that was quite amazing ! He'd go on walks without a leash and follow us to the park etc., but he also had a MEOW like a SQUAWK. EVERY MORNING he would want to go outside and he would SQUAWK until you did so. He usually started squawking at like 4 in the morning sometimes earlier depending on when he wanted out. His squawking never stopped, it was nonstop for like three or four hours until we let him out.
I kicked that cat alot, usually I'd just tap his head or something but one time I kicked him somewhat hard and he flew like two feet and then slid on the tile into a wall..

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

I love to kick CATS. Especially when I send all zerg. send all zerg, for great justice.

[Sicktodeathmx]

I used to have this cat that was quite amazing ! He'd go on walks without a leash and follow us to the park etc., but he also had a MEOW like a SQUAWK. EVERY MORNING he would want to go outside and he would SQUAWK until you did so. He usually started squawking at like 4 in the morning sometimes earlier depending on when he wanted out. His squawking never stopped, it was nonstop for like three or four hours until we let him out.
I kicked that cat alot, usually I'd just tap his head or something but one time I kicked him somewhat hard and he flew like two feet and then slid on the tile into a wall..

I have a cat that only squeaks!
Its precious!

[Sicktodeathmx]

And kicking kitty cats is horribly horribly wrong. :(
You make me sad :(

[Gorlack the Destroyer]

but he also had a MEOW like a SQUAWK. EVERY MORNING he would want to go outside and he would SQUAWK until you did so. He usually started squawking at like 4 in the morning sometimes earlier depending on when he wanted out. His squawking never stopped, it was nonstop for like three or four hours until we let him out.
..

thats a parrot.

[Misdemonar]

You people are monsters. If you guys want to be males why don't you jump off a cliff.

I might do that...I might do that right now...

[Juttin]

Why would you hit a kitty? They're so dumb, and wobbly, and cat-like.

[Chojin]

Kicking cats is WRONG.

Applying the drop-cathold, however...

[DamnthatDavid]

If you guys want to be males why don't you jump off a cliff. Funny thing... was at a lake today with friends boating, and we found a cliff wall about 30+ feet above the water. The depth finder on the boat reported a good 40-60 feet of empty water at the base of the cliff... so of course we had to jump off. Multiple times. Pictures to come.

[Trash]

I love to kick CATS. Especially when I send all zerg. send all zerg, for great justice.

Sorry, but this comment arrived 5 years too late.

[kahljorn]

"I have a cat that only squeaks! "

I have a cat that does the exact same thing, we call it his silent meows but sometimes they come out as squeeks or puberty voice breakage. He was the kitten we had with the squawking cat, and when we got him he could meow. He was probably traumatized by the constant squawking. He has two different coloured eyes.
He had a baby kitten with another cat and the baby does the same type of meows. I'm breeding silent cats.

[Seven Force]

I love to kick CATS. Especially when I send all zerg. send all zerg, for great justice.

Sorry, but this comment arrived 5 years too late.

And it's "move all zig". He can't even get a fuckin' unfunny joke right.

On topic, I've never met a cat I didn't want to kick.

[executioneer]

i never kick cats but i do sometimes strangle them just a little :(

[Zomboid]

I rarely kick either of the 2 cats in my house, but I often find myself wanting to punt my sister's annoying little dog. I've only done that about 6 times since he's lived here though >:

[xbxDaniel]

When you fling cats off a 2-story apartment building by their tail, and they go spinning, they don't land on their feet.

[executioneer]

ok, now hearing about people KICKING cats i'm fine with, but that is something only worthless pieces of shit do >:

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I accidently kicked on. She ran in front of me when I was running and I kicked her on accieent and sent her flying across the kitchen making her land in her food. Her face was in the water. Poor Zelda (Yep thats my poor kittys name.). So I guess that doesnt count. AND DROPPING CATS FROM BUILDINGS IS FUCKED UP! I hope you burn in hell cock knocker.

[xbxDaniel]

Yeah, when you're five you really don't think about the consequences of your action.

And if it makes any of you feel better, I didn't throw it. But I didn't stop them from doing it either. :(

[executioneer]

ok :(

[timrpgland]

Cats are cool, I don't like kicking them. I do fight my cat once in a while and he is a bastard with all his claws. My cat also hates any visitors I have over which becomes quite a hassle. Uh, sorry, don't pet the cat.

One time my older brother had to go to my apartment to feed my cat cause I was away on vacation. He decided he would play some of my games since he was there.. Bad idea. My cat was hiding under my coffee table and was quite upset that I wasn't home but somebody else was. He started to swipe at my brother's feet and so my brother got up and it chased him. He ended up having to take my broom and defend himself from the cat before he could escape. He's a rather big cat, 17 lbs, but the main problem is he's sneaky, quick and has all of his claws.

[Zomboid]

Sounds exactly like my cat, tim. Only mine has a SINISTER FACE :o

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pics/sinister.jpg

Edit: lol http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v156/Lucifer40/pics/150px-V_for_vendettax.jpg

[timrpgland]

I get flak for having a cat from friends and stuff but I couldn't care less.

Mine is very unassuming. His quiet unexpecting meow doesn't help things. I think he does that on purpose. :(
http://www.rpgland.com/grimnir/bowserisevil.jpg

[sadie]

one of my brother's friends threw my calico manx, cleo, off the back deck of my apartment into the lake. i was so pissed i chased him to his car with a tennis racket and never saw him again. >: poor little cleo was shy already; after that, she was antisocial psycho kitty. :(

[kahljorn]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k313/sophosaeterni/Diogenes2.jpg
Diogones!

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k313/sophosaeterni/Caduceas2.jpg
Caduceus!

[Sicktodeathmx]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/Deceptionx/IMG_1621.jpg
The bestest cat in the world, Mip.

[Fathom Zero]

The thing looks hungry.

[ArrowX]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/ArrowX/OHNOESSPOTTED.jpg
Tactical Espianoge Kitty: Tiny(-gator)

This cat will forever remain a mystery to me, she knows how to open doors that have round Knobbs, the turns the stove on, she managers to get into the attic via a hole in th basement wall. Shes pretty amazing for a cat as old as she is, Ive had her since I was 4.

[xbxDaniel]

Those piercing eyes...

[The Eliminator]

I have no idea what this thread is about but i saw pics of cats so here are pics of my cats.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/juicejfs/Untitled-1901.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/juicejfs/Untitled-1701.jpg

[xbxDaniel]

That's sad.

Poor homeless eliminator, and his poor homeless cats. :(

[The Eliminator]

Yeah, i know it's sad.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/juicejfs/OK/homelesscomputer.jpg

You'll have to do what you have.

[Immortal Goat]

Ohh... th-those cutie kitties are great, Eliminator!

*shhh! don't tell him they're dead!*

[kahljorn]

I wish I could get rid of my cats.. we're too nice we adopt nearly every abondoned kitten we find :(

[MrAdventure]

kitties are the best
michael j fox and my cat
share a common trait

[kahljorn]

One of my cats that I didn't post a picture of looks like val kilmer, serious fuzz face and all.