The Reading Comprehension Thread (Pub Lover is Stupid)

[James]

Thread is now located at the link below, since what started as a joke got way out of hand because some people ruined this thread with their learning disability.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23234

[executioneer]

edit: n/m

[Fathom Zero]

He sucks ass in Batman Begins, dorky little Scarecrow. Why couldn't he go nuts like in 28 Days?

I enjoyed 28 Days very much and I am waiting for the sequal. It should be good, but I don't have my hopes up that much.

Most people who called them zombies have no idea what a zombie is in the traditional sense. They think all zombies are like the ones found in Dawn of The Dead '04. WELL THEY'RE NOT. >: The Infected in 28 Days Later were super-fast and, the key part in my opinion, DIDN'T EAT PEOPLE. They all just went batshit nuts and started slaughtering people without provocation or purpose.

The movie did, however, fit the build of a zombie movie in almost all other respects, with the deserted towns, the militia, roads in shambles ith burning cars strewn across them. This is the best zombies-that-are-not-zombies movie, ranking up there with The Stuff.

[James]

Hahahaha, stupid. :)

[Zomboid]

You just saw this movie? 28 weeks later has been announced.

[Pub Lover]

The movie did, however, fit the build of a zombie movie in almost all other respects, with the deserted towns, the militia, roads in shambles ith burning cars strewn across them.
OTG! Does that mean Day of the Triffids is a zombie movie?

[James]

OK, joke's over.

Hahaha, you guys are stupid. I think Willie's the only one that actually caught on.

[Fathom Zero]

OTG! Does that mean Day of the Triffids is a zombie movie?

That's just a monster movie.

[Pub Lover]

Hahaha, you guys are stupid. I think Willie's the only one that actually caught on.
Just becasue we didn't all rush to make Saved by the bell references doesn't mean you didn't make us LOL, James. :(

[Zomboid]

No shit. The videos were funny but I wasn't about to start quoting them and ROFLing all over the place.

I might now though. I'm pretty drunk.

[James]

Just admit you guys didn't read past the first half of the post. >:

[Pub Lover]

Just admit you need us to bolster your frail self-esteem by constant LOLing at stale cult internet cliches. :/

[James]

Just admit you need us to bolster your frail self-esteem by constant LOLing at stale cult internet cliches. :/

How does you laughing at something I had no involvement with have anything to do with my self esteem?

Also, how is this a stale cliche? It's not like Saved by the Bell is an internet fad like Chuck Norris or All Your Base. And they put effort into this to be funny. It's not just "LOL Saved by the Bell clips."

But like I said, you are stupid and decided to discuss a movie that had nothing to do with the topic. So why am I defending myself just because you're ashamed of being caught out on falling into my CLEVER TRAP? In fact, I still don't think you've caught on and realized you passed over the whole point of my original post. Go back and look, and click the links. Then you'll understand what's going on here.

[Pub Lover]

It must be great to be you.

[GADZOOKS]

I'll admit that I didn't read a half of the first post when it was up but only because the video is completely repulsive (there is a much better Saved By The Bell video by Jordy Boguss) and frankly I find you a little bit creepy for my taste.

[executioneer]

omg you mean BEER UNIVERSITY jordy boguss :(

[GADZOOKS]

The very same.

[FartinMowler]

I give this thead a Fartinmowler award of excellence :bestthread

[Fathom Zero]

I'm retaRDED.