NEW GRAB BAG: "THE HALLOWEEN COOKIE HOUSE!"

[Mockery]

It's a Halloween Cookie House! A house made of cookies with a Halloween theme. A Hallowee-themed house that happens to be made of cookie! A HALLOWEEN COOKIE HOUSE! If you need more enticement to check out the article, then your soul must be owned by one of those companies that sell tasteless blocks of soy.

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/halloween-cookie-house-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/halloween-cookie-house.php)
NEW GRAB BAG: "HOW TO RUIN A PERFECTLY GOOD HALLOWEEN COOKIE HOUSE!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/halloween-cookie-house.php

Enjoy!

[Juttin]

So, it's a cookie, but more than one, made into a house?
Or, like, A house, with cookies?
Or, you know, a cookie flavored house?
Or, a house made of cookies, even?

[Grislygus]

:lol Every year, my family has a big gingerbread house party for Christmas. I've been doing it my whole life, and I'll be damned if I can use those icing squeeze tubes. If you want to evenly cover a roof with icing, it's easier to ditch the tube and spread it with a butter knife.

[MarioRPG]

I hate decorating kits, whenever i get one (usually as some gift) I eat most of it before the Icing mix has hit the bowl.

[Mockery]

:lol Every year, my family has a big gingerbread house party for Christmas. I've been doing it my whole life, and I'll be damned if I can use those icing squeeze tubes. If you want to evenly cover a roof with icing, it's easier to ditch the tube and spread it with a butter knife.
Ok, now I don't feel like a complete failure with that thing. The chefs 'n stuff make it look so easy, but I swear to god I could not get the icing to flow properly no matter how hard I worked at it.

That's what she said, right guys? :lol :(

[Dire Flamingo]

My friends and I bought one of those last weekend! We failed at decorating, too. :( But then we decided to pile a bunch of Peeps on the top and microwave it so It was painted with Black and Green frosting and had a melty-Peep-death roof.

[Mockery]

Please tell me you took photos of it! I might even add them to the end of the article so people can see what others have done with their Halloween Cookie Houses. :o

[Dire Flamingo]

I'll have to check my friend's Digital camera. She sorta has Camera ADD so I'm sure they're in there, even if there's 100,000 pictures of her dogs before them. :/