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Jixby Phillips
Nov 12th, 2006, 05:33 AM
heres something to remember me by you two-bit turkies:

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Messy%20Fuckhole&btnG=Google+Search&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

You guys are dead-meat, when I wake up, its clobbering time.

YOUR GOING DOWN

Jixby Phillips
Nov 12th, 2006, 05:36 AM
whats all ya'lls goodnight routine? heres mine:

*smells my hands*

*washes them*

*smells my hands*

*goes to bed*

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/w/wakeuptweety.jpg

BlueOatmeal
Nov 12th, 2006, 11:43 AM
Wash face
Brush teeth
Set Alarm (Mon - Fri)
Sleep

ArrowX
Nov 12th, 2006, 11:52 AM
you pussy, I'm up till like 2:30am and I still leave my alarm clock set for 6:30am.

BlueOatmeal
Nov 12th, 2006, 12:13 PM
dude.

shut up.

I do the same thing, so don't act like you know how I live. I live on the edge.

zeldasbiggestfan
Nov 12th, 2006, 12:15 PM
I only get like 2 hours of sleep and run on that.

xbxDaniel
Nov 12th, 2006, 12:19 PM
On the edge!

Trash
Nov 12th, 2006, 01:55 PM
Zeldasbiggestwhatever is hard to the core

kahljorn
Nov 12th, 2006, 02:03 PM
One time i didn't sleep for five days. I heard voices :(

Fathom Zero
Nov 12th, 2006, 02:06 PM
I only get like 2 hours of sleep and run on that.

http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/5788/powerwheelsclassicchromeharleydavidson738211tq1.jp g

EXTREME

RaNkeri
Nov 12th, 2006, 02:11 PM
:lol

zeldasbiggestfan
Nov 12th, 2006, 02:34 PM
Hahahahaha.

ArrowX
Nov 12th, 2006, 02:56 PM
I'm totally extreme, once I broke a finger and got this wicked scraped knee when I fell down some icy steps!

Fathom Zero
Nov 12th, 2006, 02:59 PM
Once, in the third grade, I dislocated my thumb playing flag football on the last day of school with sixth graders.

ArrowX
Nov 12th, 2006, 03:01 PM
Holy shit dude thats intense!

Fathom Zero
Nov 12th, 2006, 03:03 PM
I KNOW. FUCK YEAH.

ArrowX
Nov 12th, 2006, 03:04 PM
That reminds me of the time I sprained my wrist watching Tipping The Velvet!

Fathom Zero
Nov 12th, 2006, 03:08 PM
I've never sprained anything. :(

I'm too hard for that shit.

ArrowX
Nov 12th, 2006, 03:11 PM
I'm so tough I have a skull faced alien head hanging form my roof, and a Wolf as a pet.

Sam
Nov 12th, 2006, 03:12 PM
LADIES, THIS ISN'T THE CHAT ROOM. >:

Fathom Zero
Nov 12th, 2006, 03:14 PM
I'm going to bed.

Jixby Phillips
Nov 12th, 2006, 03:23 PM
WHAT

THE

HECK

MetalMilitia
Nov 12th, 2006, 06:28 PM
I'll tell you what my goodnight routine isn't, and that's reading this thread ARROWX AND FATHOMZERO.

Sam
Nov 12th, 2006, 06:49 PM
SET ALARM

GET IN BED

SNUGGLE UP IN MY BLANKETS

REST MY SWEET LITTLE HEAD ON A PILLOW

DRIFT OFF TO MOTHERFUCKING DREAMLAND

WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

TRIP OVER STUFF IN THE DARK

GO TO THE BATHROOM

GO PEE

DRINK A GLASS OF WATER

GO BACK TO BED

zeldasbiggestfan
Nov 12th, 2006, 06:51 PM
Hahaha! Fucking priceless Sam!

Chojin
Nov 12th, 2006, 08:18 PM
SHUT UP FGT

eggyolk
Nov 12th, 2006, 09:03 PM
f*cking god

Emu
Nov 12th, 2006, 09:08 PM
http://www.fs.fed.us/newcentury/images/high%20five.gif

WAY TO GO SAM HA! HA!

Sam
Nov 12th, 2006, 09:14 PM
THANKS A LOT EMU!

EisigerBiskuit
Nov 12th, 2006, 09:18 PM
Glasses off.
Alarm Set.
Sheets up.
Fluff Pillow.
Spread buttcheeks.
Fart.
Lift sheets.
Moan and turn.
Sleep.
Freaky dream.
Fall off the side.
Curse.
Sleep.
Get up for school 1 hour later.

ArrowX
Nov 12th, 2006, 10:26 PM
Shower.
Brush Teeth.
Sit on computer talking to you lousy fags for about 10 more minutes.
Go Upstairs.
Grab Cat.
Toss into blankets.
Glasses off.
scratch the top of cats head, then drag string around the far side of bed and watch her go nuts.
Fall asleep.
Wake up at 6:30, turn off alarm.
Go Back to Sleep.
Wait for parents to yell at me to wake up at 7:00.

zeldasbiggestfan
Nov 12th, 2006, 10:35 PM
Stay on internet till 3
Lay on bed and watch TV
When fatigued set TV on sleep
Pass out on top of covers at 430
Freeze ass off
Turn off alarm
Offically be awake at 630
Bitch because I think TV is too entertaining at night
Head to school

eggyolk
Nov 12th, 2006, 10:53 PM
:bestthread

EisigerBiskuit
Nov 12th, 2006, 10:56 PM
That was so not me.

DuFresne
Nov 12th, 2006, 11:32 PM
Do homework
jerk off
clean up
do more homework
set alarm for 7:30
go to bed with homework still not totally done
jerk off in bed
clean up
wake up to my alarm after 2 hrs. of sleep

Fathom Zero
Nov 12th, 2006, 11:51 PM
Watch a movie
Get drink
Brush teeth
Use bathroom
Walk slowly to bed
Sit on bed carefully lift bum leg onto stack of pillows
Pass out eventually.

zeldasbiggestfan
Nov 12th, 2006, 11:56 PM
I forgot to mention that 15 minute cry period after I wake up too :(

Misdemonar
Nov 13th, 2006, 12:08 AM
CHECK FORUMS
CHECK FORUMS
CHECK FORUMS
PISS
CHECK FORUMS
CHECK FORUMS
CHECK FORUMS
SLEEP MODE ON

GADZOOKS
Nov 13th, 2006, 12:52 AM
GO TO BED
WAKE UP
LOOK IN THE MIRROR LIKE I DID SOMETHING WRONG
GO BACK TO BED

Esuohlim
Nov 13th, 2006, 01:00 AM
HERE'S MINE

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8784/garfielddc1.jpg

Jixby Phillips
Nov 13th, 2006, 01:30 AM
do you mind

Dire Flamingo
Nov 13th, 2006, 02:36 AM
Homework
Internet
Draw
Feed fish
Lie in bed doing nothing/listening to music for 2+ Hours
Sleep
Friend calls me at 4AM to tell me she can't sleep or that her head hurts
Sleep.
Wake up to cat meowing at door, let cat in.
Sleep with cat on chest/face.

DuFresne
Nov 13th, 2006, 02:43 AM
I just finished my step two.

WhiteRat
Nov 13th, 2006, 03:37 AM
Straighten up room
Get uniform ready
Brush teeth
Strip seductively down to boxers
Play a movie or tv show on computer
Triple check alarm clock
Take the Sleepy Time Express to Dreamland

Jixby Phillips
Nov 13th, 2006, 04:25 AM
I forgot ot mention that i have a high dive in my bedroom and I leap right into bed

could somebody draw that for me??

FartinMowler
Nov 13th, 2006, 07:57 AM
brush my teeth
take 2 Tylenol
go to sleep when I'm tired :/ or bored
wake up in the middle of night sweating or need pee or thirsty
watch tv
walk dog
back in bed
think about if I was a millionair or I crash the Space shuttle into stuff
I'm the king of France and I fall asleep and kill the king of France in my dream, because he's not really me
wake up
walk dog
pick up dog shit
back to sleep
wake up go to work

soundtest
Nov 13th, 2006, 10:35 AM
think about if I was a millionair or I crash the Space shuttle into stuff


:lol man i'm glad you're unbanned

MrAdventure
Nov 13th, 2006, 12:44 PM
heres how mradventure goes to bed

1 brush every hair on my body one hundred times

2 heres where i try not to swallow toothpaste ive gotten pretty good at it?

3 stay dressed of course! it's rude to put your skin on the sheets!

4 make sure the cat is in her pajamas

5 yawn real hard like a jokester to see if the cat falls for it

6 pretend i got a candle and a stocking cap with a pom pom ball on it and pace the hallway

7 find no ghosts

8 slip under my blanket and put the cat blanket on top it's her favorite

9 let cat give me a massage ahhh hehehe

10 wake up and brush my teeth

11 pretend to look for a job

whups sorry i got carried away!

great thread!

Grislygus
Nov 13th, 2006, 03:46 PM
I forgot ot mention that i have a high dive in my bedroom and I leap right into bed

could somebody draw that for me??

Leaping into a Slumberland of Shitty Pictures (http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/scan0003-1.jpg)

Chojin
Nov 13th, 2006, 03:57 PM
that was great until you got all internet on us

Emu
Nov 13th, 2006, 04:01 PM
"teh" is going too far. :(

Grislygus
Nov 13th, 2006, 04:02 PM
I can't help it. It's a psychological disorder by the name of "Not knowing when to stop."

Dammit, I did it again. And again. And again...

Grislygus
Nov 13th, 2006, 04:06 PM
Fixed. Of course, it took me three tries, because I'm retarded.

ArrowX
Nov 13th, 2006, 04:53 PM
My Name is Charles!

Chip Winger
Nov 13th, 2006, 08:40 PM
Use Toilet
Brush Teeth
Get Undressed
Read or watch DVDs
Sleepy time

Emu
Nov 13th, 2006, 09:00 PM
RoG is that you! :confused :confused :confused

xbxDaniel
Nov 13th, 2006, 09:11 PM
I'm going to take a wild guess and say no.

sspadowsky
Nov 14th, 2006, 03:37 PM
GOODNIGHT, JIXBY. >:

noob3
Nov 14th, 2006, 05:50 PM
i drew one but i need some hosting for this badboy it is pretty good artwork