worst movie of '06

[Geggy]

United 93 (part 3)

Hi, mom. This is Mark Bingham. (http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/12/21/wired.airlines/index.html?section=cnn_latest)

[ScruU2wice]

Is it because you believe it never happened?

[Schimid]

Did Barnyard come out this year?

That one.

[Angryhydralisk]

So yeah, how many CGI movies came out this year and last year? I thought companies like Dreamworks were trying to set standards witht he CGI films....so after Finding Nemo,, I take it the new standard is to churn out about 300 third-rate films in a year?

[Esuohlim]

I only saw about 10 movies this year and I can safely that assume You Me and Dupree was the worst

[Jixby Phillips]

is this really a thread about bad movies becuase it seems like its not

texas chainsaw massacre the begining

[kahljorn]

i thought cars sucked :(
I barely saw any theatre movies though :O

[RaNkeri]

Eragon, no doubt.

[ArrowX]

snakes on a plane

[FartinMowler]

Miami Vice

[Angryhydralisk]

Miami Vice

I forgot about this. It's so boring and shitty I fell asleep. Worst movie ever.

[kahljorn]

oh hostel and when a stranger calls(or something). those movies blew :(

[GADZOOKS]

The Tenacious D movie.

[ArrowX]

yeah I wanna change mine to Miami Vice. It wasn't worth the $20 to watch Colin Ferrel bone some Asian woman for an hour and a half straight, drive a boat, and stand beside Jamie Foxx. But it did have a pair of very nice scenes namely the sniper ambush, and the final shootout with the M203 door breaching round to that guys chest.

[Angryhydralisk]

yeah I wanna change mine to Miami Vice. It wasn't worth the $20 to watch Colin Ferrel bone some Asian woman for an hour and a half straight, drive a boat, and stand beside Jamie Foxx. But it did have a pair of very nice scenes namely the sniper ambush, and the final shootout with the M203 door breaching round to that guys chest.

Colin Farrell really did all that in the movie? All I remember is him standing there with Jamie Foxx (Who did pretty much everything in this shitfest) and brood with his gay-looking 80s mustache.

I only seen two boats in the whole movie, and neither of them moved. They just exploded.

[HickMan]

Yeah the scene where he was driving the boat was possibly 15 minutes long. The worst part is that the critics ate it up. Miami Vice or When A Stranger Calls. Or maybe Final Destination 3. That was 06 right?

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Little Man - worst movie of 2006. One hundred years of cinematic technology, special effects development and cgi breakthroughs just so someone can plaster the face of a Wayens brother onto the body of a midget to facilitate a series of testical bashing gags.

Furthermore, if there is one thing worse than cgi, it's bad cgi and Little Man had that in spades. It actually tops White Chicks in unintentional creepiness.

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1160304/photo_08.jpg

Believe it or not, Little Man is loosely based on one of the coolest Stories of all time, The Terrible Three - by Tod Robbins. That was later turned into a movie (The Unholy Three) directed by Tod Browning - of Dracula and Freaks fame.

It was also a 1956 Bugs Bunny cartoon - which is likely where the Brother Grim here stole the idea from.

[Angryhydralisk]

Geez, except for Pirates 2, Rocky Balboa, and casino Royale...2006 was a shit year for movies. Same goes for other things.

[Azrael]

Mission Impossible 3. I highly enjoyed 1 & 2 but this movie literally sucked my brain out. How many times has the whole "We put a thingy in your head that will explode" plot device been used?

[FartinMowler]

Anyone that actually paid to see Littleman :/ or Jackass 2 must be wacked...

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Pirates of the Carribean 2. I hated it. I thought it blew dick.

[Zomboid]

Little Man - worst movie of 2006.

Thank you! I read this thread the other day and I was reminded of a movie I'd seen a couple months ago that was just fucking terrible but I couldn't remember what it was, no matter how hard I tried.

Little Man is easily one of the worst movies I've seen in my entire life and I feel sick whenever someone talks about how funny it is.

Zelda- you're a fucking retard. Just go die or something.

[the_dudefather]

will see have to see little man at some stage just to see how shit it is, then distribute pirate dvds of it as to damage any possible profits the markers could get

so, what everyone's favourite for 'worst movie of 2007', im betting on 'Epic movie' aka " 'make obvious and unfunny parodies of any popular movie that came out since the last movie we made' movie"

[RaNkeri]

Was Miami Vice REALLY that bad? Because I remember hearing that it was great as hell and is considered as a success. Although I haven't seen the movie myself :/

[eggyolk]

silent fucking hill

[Rongi]

clerks 2

[Grislygus]

Eragon, no doubt.

I had to take my cousin to see that, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It was just aimed at ten year olds, like that horrible, horrible Warriors of Virtue movie.

[RaNkeri]

Eragon, no doubt.

I had to take my cousin to see that, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. It was just aimed at ten year olds, like that horrible, horrible Warriors of Virtue movie.

What caught my attention, was how much the author had copied from Tolkien. And it was clichy as hell. Snakes on a plane was crappy too, but in a good way: it gave few grat laughs, while Eragon was just a pile of steaming dragon guano.

[HickMan]

Miami Vice was about as bad as it could of gotten. Except for the two scenes of action that I actually liked.

Inside Man-Nobody mentions this movie when talking about best movies of 2006. It was directed by Spike Lee. It wasn't his normal stuff spitting ratial inequality or anything like that. It was about a bank heist.

I saw it twice in the theater. The first time with just one friend. The second I convinced about eight people to see this over Firewall, which was pretty bad. They all enjoyed it.

[BlueOatmeal]

I thought Pirates 2 sucked.

[executioneer]

but was it the worst

[kahljorn]

INSIDE MAN! Just out of curiousity, you know the scene right after somebody "Dies" or something he freaks out and "runs" to the bank, it's like a face shot of him moving towards the bank. Now my question is: am I the only person who noticed that he looked like he was riding a segway during that shot?

[HickMan]

Yeah I looked at the special features and it showed him on a tram type deal.


But yeah, I recommend. And so does everyone else who saw it....bastards

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I thought Pirates 2 sucked. AH HA! FUCK YOU ZOMBOID!

[kahljorn]

i like how we talk about good movies of 06 in a thread about the worse movies of 06 :(

i kind of liked pirates 2 it wasn't as bad as people made me think it'd be but then i was stoned and watched it at the dollar theater.

[Zomboid]

I thought Pirates 2 sucked. AH HA! FUCK YOU ZOMBOID!
YEAH CAUSE HIM DISLIKING IT MAKES UP FOR A FUCKING DORK LIKE YOU DOING THE SAME

[HickMan]

i like how we talk about good movies of 06 in a thread about the worse movies of 06 :(

It's i-mockery, we get off-topic a bit. Worst movie is possibly Employee of the Month. Forgot about that one, too.

[FartinMowler]

clerks 2

It's not the worst movie, but it's fun to say it sucks.

[SLjimbolian]

CLICK -- Adam Sandler just needs to stop.

[Rongi]

i am seriously shocked by how many people thought clerks 2 was great. it was akin to watching kevin smith jerk off for an hour and a half while mewes kneels infront of him with his mouth open

[ArrowX]

It was funny, but not standing ovation funny.

[kahljorn]

my girlfriend and I almost rented it last night (clerks 2) and I thought back to this thread and was all, "I heard it sucks" and she was all, "But what idiot did you hear that from" and i was all :/

we rented house of flying daggers instead which is not only a somewhat beautiful romance story but the fight scenes aren't too ridiculous and are quite enjoyable to watch.

[sadie]

i liked "clerks 2" and "flying daggers." i watched a lot of sucky movies this year, but i don't think any of them were '06 movies. we went to the theater 0 times this year.

[Rongi]

my girlfriend and I almost rented it last night (clerks 2) and I thought back to this thread and was all, "I heard it sucks" and she was all, "But what idiot did you hear that from" and i was all :/

we rented house of flying daggers instead which is not only a somewhat beautiful romance story but the fight scenes aren't too ridiculous and are quite enjoyable to watch.


i hope you were all like "I HEARD IT FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE" :(

[FartinMowler]

:lol

[ArrowX]

06 was probably the best year for shitty movies.

[Grislygus]

Any year without Stealth does not qualify as the best year for shitty movies.

[noob3]

i don't know because i don't see shitty movies

ps here's some advice guys - dont see shitty movies!

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Hes got a point!

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

silent fucking hill
that was the only good thing this whole damn year and that INCLUDES porn.

[noob3]

You suck.

[DuFresne]

Lady in the Water.
good subthemes, but just a poorly put-together movie.

[Ant10708]

Miami Vice. Fucking terrible.