OBJECTION!

[Chojin]

[00:40] ZeldasBiggestFan: Chojin doesnt like me at all Im pretty sure he wont care when he knows I think the same

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[00:40] Chojin: OBJECTION!

[00:40] Gadzooks: STOOGED!
[00:40] Jixby Phillips: WHAT DID YOU SAY
[00:40] ZeldasBiggestFan: Its right there
[00:41] Sam: SEE HERE COMES THAT TOUGH GUY ATTITUDE
[00:41] ZeldasBiggestFan: Im not being a tough guy Im being tired


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[00:41] Chojin: You claim that you are "Zelda's biggest fan"

[00:41] ZeldasBiggestFan: yes
[00:41] ZeldasBiggestFan: haha
[00:41] Sam: he's certainly not the smartest

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[00:41] Chojin: How then do you explain the incidient in which you masturbated in the girls' bathroom?!

[00:42] ZeldasBiggestFan: I didnt
[00:42] Jixby Phillips: you did
[00:42] Gadzooks: hey Lowbrow what happen to your link to you xanga

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[00:42] Chojin: And I have the evidence to prove it!

[00:42] ZeldasBiggestFan: What do you mean what happened to the link
[00:42] Gadzooks: i want to read about how you hate your parent for not letting you get the wii sooner

[00:43] Chojin:
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/internet/child989335.jpg

[00:43] Sam: DON'T YOU SPEAK NO FUCKING ENLGISH

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[00:43] Chojin: Your honor, this picture was taken at 12:31 PM!

[00:43] ZeldasBiggestFan: Yeah but apparently you cant
[00:43] Jixby Phillips: you touched your dick
[00:43] Jixby Phillips: admit it

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[00:43] Chojin: These are clearly Zelda's bellbottoms and shoes!

[00:43] Jixby Phillips: admit that you touched your dick, son

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[00:44] Chojin: and this picture was taken by the victim's best friend... IN THE GIRLS' BATHROOM!

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[00:44] Sam: DUH DUH DUUUUHHNNN
[00:44] ZeldasBiggestFan: I wear chuck taylors

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[00:44] Chojin: That doesn't explain what you were doing in the girls' bathroom!

[00:44] Jixby Phillips: QUIT BRAGGING
[00:45] ZeldasBiggestFan: Im not bragging and I wasnt in the girls bathroom
[00:45] Jixby Phillips: you were

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[00:45] Chojin: It's a little late in your testimony to deny the court record!

[00:45] Jixby Phillips: and you were touching your dick
[00:45] Sam: DON'T DENY IT
[00:45] Gadzooks: I didn't know they sold chuck taylors at big and tall stores
[00:45] ZeldasBiggestFan: I dont think so
[00:45] ZeldasBiggestFan: They dont they sell them at journeys

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[00:45] Jixby Phillips: you jerked off your dick and you kept going OOGA BOOGA
[00:46] Gadzooks: i bet you went to them with open arms

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[00:46] Chojin: No further questions, Jixby.

[nothing4buddha]

omg i just got the new phoenix wright today :D

[GADZOOKS]

Gadzooks: can i call you eeyore?
ZeldasBiggestFan: why?
Chojin: also: nice background color
Gadzooks: you look like him
Chojin: it's like I can see you typing from your dimly-lit basement as we speak
ZeldasBiggestFan: Eeyore doesnt have his left ear pierced now does he?

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CASE DISMISSED!

[noob3]

what was the case for

[liquidstatik]

g/d that was funny ;o

[Angryhydralisk]

:lol :lol :lol :lol

Funniest thing in this forums I've read all month! You ARE a comedian!

[Protoclown]

Haha, nice. I haven't gotten the new Phoenix Wright yet because I've had the first one for months and haven't even played it yet. :(

[Lenor]

... huh??

[Angryhydralisk]

... huh?? ....what??

[Noodles]

I didnt know there was a new one :eek.

This was funny though. I think were doing our best to drive Zeldasbiggestfan from the boards.

[MarioRPG]

that was full of lols

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I had no idea what the fuck was going on. It was really one of the most disturbing things to ever happen to me on the internet.

[noob3]

zelda you are one popular guy here want to be friends

[bigtimecow]

he's popular for NEGATIVE REASONS

[Emu]

which of the many quality chat programs available on the tubes did this particular dialogue take place within?

[kahljorn]

Looks like aim to me :O

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Aim it was.

[kahljorn]

I can tell by my brain :)

[Emu]

I had thought that maybe i-Mock had finally gotten an IRC channel. Maybe... ;_;

[liquidstatik]

i wiiiish ;<

[Sicktodeathmx]

Zorak: Objection!
Raymond: Yeah, the Jetsons!