FRIDAY NIGHT...

[Lenor]

Ok, well over here its now saturday..

But my true question is:

Did anyone do anything tonight?

I went to a friends house, then we managed to make it to the bar after some bacardi, and then I drank more and more, and did karaoke, and I rocked!!!

w00t HAPPY DANCE AND SONG!

[Divisible by Waffle]

I watched Dr. Strangelove, but that's about it. I should go play Disgaea, or bother one of the cats.

[MattJack]

I'm at work til 6am, stfub

[ArrowX]

I just got off work at 10pm and drove around for an hour. now I'm posting on I-mock

Fucking Staples

[MattJack]

What do you do at Staples?

[Lenor]

He staples stuff! duhh!!

[MattJack]

Good christ, I knew that was coming.

[Lenor]

So then why did you post it?

[ArrowX]

I stock shelves and clean since the 3 guys who came here from Africa decided to disappear from the face of the fucking earth.

Basically I wander around, kick around boxes, goof off and pretend I'm working for $10/hour 5 hours a day 4-6 days a week.

[MattJack]

how much would it cost a boy for you to die?

[MattJack]

Not bad! Is that Canadian or US $10? Either way, it's 10 bucks an hour, score! I assume you are in high school right? That's not a bad job to have man. Atleast it isn't fast food! :x

[Lenor]

Matt, how much would it cost for you to have any more sense of a humor other than your usual 'your dumb, shut-up, go die, and my favorite GO KAHL GO!' ?

[MattJack]

Don't bring my Kahl into this.

[kahljorn]

OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

WHY ARE YOU INVolving INTERNET BYSTANDERS LENOR?

[ArrowX]

Its actualy the 3rd lowest paying job Ive had

it goes Dairy Queen and local theater $7/h, then Staples at $10/h, Safeway $13/hour, and building maintenance for $17/h but I quit because by boss jabbed me with a soldering iron and I smacked him in the nose with a hard hat.

[MattJack]

That's a healthy relationship to have! You should have went back to your old employer, Dairy Queen, and had a Sundae to make things better! Everybody likes a good Sundae right?

What were you doing as far maintenance?

[Lenor]

Just as I suspected, Kahl comes marching in!

Honestly, I figured if we were going to fuck up any thread, It should be one I made. Not someone else's. Sometimes your a little predictable, sweetie.

[MattJack]

Lenor I found you a pill that'll make you even funnier!

The only problem is you have to drink a whole glass of milk after swallowing it to make it work.

CHECK IT OUT (http://www.culinarycultures.com/Images/Furi%20Prod/Furi%20Pro/Fur119.jpg)

[Esuohlim]

I HUNG OUT WITH JERKS A PLAYED WII

[GADZOOKS]

Like Lenor I smoked alot of pot and then made up some bullshit story about what I did tonight.

[Lenor]

Milhouse, why would you hang out with jerks? :sick

[Lenor]

How is going to a bar and doing karaoke while wasted, such a bullshit story?

It's not like I was talking about how I went to Disney World and fucked mickey mouse in back of an atm. :(

[GADZOOKS]

I'm sorry, I'm high on weed. I say alot of stahooopid things. NICE!

[MattJack]

is that why your avatar is always wearing sunglasses?

[Lenor]

I smoked earlier, and it made me feel sick. :(

I don't know if I should pop some more adderol and just stay up tonight, or pass out on my keyboard. I really have to get some of this school shit done.

You guys are just too entertaining, heh.

[Esuohlim]

Milhouse, why would you hang out with jerks? :sick

I DID NOT POST IN THIS THREAD TO ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION

[ArrowX]

making sure all the heating and plumbing was working, we demolished the 3'd floor of the building until its nothing more than supports, the outside walls, and the stairwell, replaced one of the boilers, replaced water pumps.

[kahljorn]

ITS SO PREDICTABLE THAT IF YOU MENTION MY NAME IN A THREAD I MIGHT SAY SOMETHING LOL SHIT DIDNT THINK ID EVER BE THAT PREDICTABLE HOW COULD I EVER PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH YOU YOURE THE QUEEN LOL WOW

[GADZOOKS]

I'm fucking fadin'

you fadin'? I'm fadin'

What happen to solidsnakeass? did someone make fun of his potbelly :lol

I'm going to down some tums and go jump in a lake

UPDATE: I'M ALL WET

[kahljorn]

buy a towel quick before you catch a cold!

i want to make a joke about your screen name sounding like a sneeze!

[GADZOOKS]

I can't i spent all my money on the GREENSTUFF, BOGUS!

[kahljorn]

My exclamation points are inappropriate!

[kahljorn]

green towels are rockin dude

whoa all that pot must've made me read that wrong :O

you should sell your green towels to get money!

[Lenor]

MILHOUSE, THEN DONT POST IN MY THREAD!

Kahl, OMFG youR A masterFULL psYchoTHERapIST. You should charge!

[kahljorn]

Lenor i know you want to talk about having sex with bears but its unnecessary we all know you got the cub foot if you know what i mean by the cub foot you probably dont since i just made it up because i was thinking of club foot but that's fine did you know i knew someone who had club foot and that nigga charged for sure!
fuck psychotherapy! this shit's more exclusive than foot locker!

[MattJack]

Esuohlim :lol

Staples is less exciting I'm sure, but atleast you don't have a threat of being stabbed in the face with a soddering iron :christopher walken
Probably way less work to do as well.

Lenor, you should snort 120mg of that high schooler speed and stay up til your heart explodes. Before you die, you might have a hard-on made of concrete too!

[Lenor]

Gadzooks, stop before you turn me on with all your crazyness. ;)

[GADZOOKS]

too late

HEY WHO UP FOR SOME, hold on im gonna fuckin puke

WHO UP FOR SOME KARRREKOKKEA!

LET'S DO THIS!

WELL YOU WENT UPTOWN RIDAN IN YAR LIMOSZINE
WITH YOUR FINE PARK AVENUE CLOTHES!

[Jixby Phillips]

YOU HAD THE DOM PERIGNON IN YOUR HAND
AND THE SPOON UP YOUR NOSE

[GADZOOKS]

OHooOOo, AND WHEN YOU WAKEUPINDA MORNIN
WITH FIRE ON YOUR HEAD

[Jixby Phillips]

AND YOUR EYES TOO BLOODY TO SEE
GO ON AND CRY IN YOUR COFEE!

[Lenor]

Matt, 120mg's is nothing compared to the 80mg's I am prescribed to take every day. If you knew anything about methamphetamines, you would know that your body builds a tolerance after awhile. So as far as my heart exploding and especially me getting a 'hard-on' I wouldn't count on it.

But really, your not even fun to fight with. Why do you think I waste as little time as possible if needed posting back to you.


Kahl, That's a super neato story was that thought of when you were on some awesome drugs, cause you need to learn how to share that shit biotch.

[GADZOOKS]

BUT DONT COME BITCHIN AT MEEEHHEHEHE

YOU HAD TO BE A BIG SHOT, DIDNT CHA
YOU HAD TO OPEN UP YAH MOUTH

[Jixby Phillips]

YOU HAD TO BE A BIG SHOT DIDN'T CHA
ALL YOUR FRIENDS WERE SO KNOCKED OW

[Lenor]

Them niggas be holding tricks
Sideways but never behind my back.

[GADZOOKS]

YOU HADDA HAVE THE LAST WORD, LAST NIGHT
YOU KNOW WHAT EVARTHANGS ABOUT

PLEASE DONT SING VOER US LENOR

[Jixby Phillips]

YOU HAD TO HAVE A WHITE HOT SPOTLIGH
YOU HAD TO BE A BIG SHOT LAST NIGH

[Lenor]

I was singing my OWN song, IS THAT A FUCKING PROBLEM?

[GADZOOKS]

http://studiotommy.homestead.com/files/piano.gif

YOU HAD TO HAVE A WHITE HOT SPOT LIGHT
YOU HAD A TO BE A BIG SHOT THIS NIGHT

[Jixby Phillips]

http://home.earthlink.net/~mflabar/images/pianoKeys2.gif

AND THE STORY OF YOUR LATEST SUCCESS
YOU KEPT 'EM SO ENTERTAIN

[MattJack]

Well Lenor, for us normal folk that don't have a meth tolerance, 120mgs would be quite enough to make you speed your balls off. I probably know alot more about most drugs than you'll ever know, but I'm not here to measure cocks with you because I know you'll win. I just simply was not aware of your drug problem, excuse me.

You're prescribed 80mgs a day? That is pretty sad and very telling indeed. Go psychiatry!

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.kidcrosswords.com/animated_dictionary/p_q_r/piano.gifhttp://www.kidcrosswords.com/animated_dictionary/p_q_r/piano.gifhttp://www.kidcrosswords.com/animated_dictionary/p_q_r/piano.gifhttp://www.kidcrosswords.com/animated_dictionary/p_q_r/piano.gifhttp://www.kidcrosswords.com/animated_dictionary/p_q_r/piano.gifhttp://www.kidcrosswords.com/animated_dictionary/p_q_r/piano.gifhttp://www.kidcrosswords.com/animated_dictionary/p_q_r/piano.gif


BUT NOW YOU JUST DONT REMEMBER
ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/cjayant/graphics/final/piano_animation2_small.gif

AND YOU'RE NOT SURE THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW
I'LL GIVE YOU A-ONE HINT HON-EY
YOU SURE DID PUT ON A SHOE

[GADZOOKS]

http://eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/poshpuppypiano.gif




YOU HAD TO BE A BIG SHOT, DIDNT CHA
YOU HAD TO PROVE IT TO THE CROWD

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.advertisingiconmuseum.com/inside/c6/3265071.gif

YOU HAD TO BE A BIG SHOT, DIDN'T CHA
ALL YOUR FRIENDS WERE SO KNOCKED OWWCH

[MattJack]

I'm glad you players saved this thread with billy joel, keep the jamz-a comin.

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.magixl.com/caric./starsb/joel.gif

YOU HAD TO HAVE THE LAST WORD LAST NIGHT
YOUR SO MUCH FUN TO BE AROUND

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.thedougjonesexperience.com/mac_doug_50.jpg

YOU HAD TO BEHAVE THE FRONT PAGE, BOLD TYPE
YOU HAD TO BE A BIG SHOT LAST NIGHT, OH OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

[Lenor]

Damn, Jix I have just realized how much this board sucks without you posting.

Gadzooks, If I start hitting on you dude, its your own fault. I warned ya. ha

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.tytrade.com/images/products/7470_lg.gif

WELL ITS NO BIG SIN TO PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN
WHEN YOU KNO WHEN TO LEAVE IT ALONE

[Jixby Phillips]

http://sjl-static3.sjl.youtube.com/vi/bucLVkXXnBM/2.jpg

BUT YOU WENT OVER THE LINE
YOU COULDN'T SEE IT WAS TIME TO GO HO
NO NO NO NO NO NO

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.victorworld.com/Garfield/piano.jpg

You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
You had to open up your mouth

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.toypiano.com/images/hi-res/Michael-Breana.jpg

YOU HAD TO BE A BIG SHOT, DIDN'T CHA
ALL YOUR FRIENDS WERE SO KNOCKED OU-T

[Lenor]

You're a little obsessed with me
And I'm a little bit scared of you
The way you look and stare at me
Maybe it's time I let you know

[GADZOOKS]

http://a.abclocal.go.com/images/wls/cms_exf_2005/news/local/wls_112805_crash.jpg

YOU HAD TO HAVE THE LAST WORD LAST NIGHT
SO MUCH FUN TO BE AROUND!

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.toypiano.com/kids/hi-res/zack_beach1.jpg

YOU HAD TO HAVE THE WHITE HOT SPOTLIGHT
YOU HAD TO BE A BIG SHOT LAST NIGHT, OH OH O--

[Lenor]

You could call me six times but still I won't pick up the phone
You could spend all your money on me
but still I'll say no

http://www.avatarist.com/avatars/_resized_/Barney---You're-a-Douchebag-resized-96.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

http://tickettransaction.com/EventImages/01732-000/bj1.jpg

BIG SHOT

http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/quefuede/Jodie%20Sweetin01.jpg

BIG SHOT

http://www.comicmonsters.com/CMimages/lenore.jpg

BIG SHOT

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4a/Billy_Joel_Advertisement_1980.jpg

BIG SHOT

[Lenor]

You could write a million letters everyday confessing to me
That I am the girl of your dreams
But nobody ever asked me



http://www.avatarist.com/avatars/_resized_/Annoying-Office-Paperclip-resized-96.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.toypiano.com/kids/hi-res/zack_beach4.jpg

[Lenor]

I never looked at you that way
'Cause I always thought you were gay

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/lenore00/ggaypriderainbow.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

BILLY JOEL
MAY 9TH, 1949 - MARCH 31ST, 2006

[kahljorn]

actually i just now made up that story!

[kahljorn]

not now now! but the now when I made it!

fuck you time cop!

[Lenor]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/lenore00/random/lil1.jpg

[Lenor]

I am temperamental
Like a heart without a home
I am sentimental
But you don't know me at all

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/lenore00/random/miscellaneous120ly2.gif

I know what you're thinking
I can tell what you're waiting for
But I think that you're pretending
But you don't fool me at all

[Lenor]

Kahl, truly amazeing. Now wheres my drugs bitch?

[noob3]

i got high on weed & made up a bunch of stuff

any1 else do anything like this?

[MattJack]

hey lenor, you up speeding? me too man me too

[Lenor]

errr.. that makes me wonder now.. :/

[MattJack]

I'm speeding off the lord's praise and ever flowing love whut about u?

[Lenor]

I hate mornings, they suck.
Seriously.
:sleep


And matt, look at you, still trying to get at me. It's pathetic and clichéd. You probably read others threads toward me to get your material, ohh you are so prosaic.

[noob3]

yeah i have a headache this morning but when do i not have a headache i think have brainworms :x

[kahljorn]

for some reason whenever i read your posts i smell vagina farts :x

[noob3]

whenever i read your posts i smell strangled cock flesh being cut away with a butterknife

[kahljorn]

so you smell... nothing.. or blood?

interesting!

[Lenor]

Sure, I'll get right back to ya after I throw up..

[GADZOOKS]

what happened to billy joel

[Zomboid]

I drank with friends at boston pizza then drank at blades of glory, then drank while working at the bar, then went to an after party and drank there :D

[Lenor]

drank koolaid :lol what a refreshing after party :lol

[noob3]

:lol @ amber

zomboid by party do you mean circle jerk?

[Lenor]

by circle jerk do u mean they sat around in a circle and masturbated :confused:

nasty!!!

[noob3]

oh rite like you don't ever get all down an freaky with yourself. :rolleyes

And zomboid was probally wishing you were in middle the whole time!

[Lenor]

LOL more like in the middle of a ham sandwich thast he was eating that boy is HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH :x :x :x :x :x :x

stay away from me zomboid your cannibal wayz stop HERE

[Zomboid]

It's hard to keep away. You're such a hotty.

[Zomboid]

LOL APRIL FOOLS YOU'RE STILL DISGUSTING LOL!

but seriously you're right, I drank kool-aid. Only semi-retarded american girls and their internet friends can drink alcohol LOLOLOL.

[Supafly345]

This thread had to have broken some sort of record in uselessness.

[Zomboid]

Hey supafly, think anyone will mind if we fill the thread with shitty banter about lenor being a dumb skank?

[Supafly345]

Why Zomboid, my good friend, no I don't. And to be quite honest, I don't think anyone would even notice.

[Lenor]

supafly do you touch zomboid in his private places :lol