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[James]

Just... >:

That's all I have to say about it right now.

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:explode

[CaptainBubba]

SOMEBODY MUST NOT BE GETTING ANY!! WINK WINK! ;) ;)



TOO BAD IT IS ME. :tear.

[AChimp]

And me. :(

[Rongi]

And uh...you :)

:(

[Jixby Phillips]

Shut up.

[James]

I'm just jealous because nerdy guy meets hot girl over the internet, and they get serious. Then nerdy guy and hot girl make friends with other hot girl, and they all have a threesome.

I want my hot internet girls threesome too. I deserve it, because I've had to put up with so many bitches, it's about time the bitches did something for me. They owe me. >:

[Helm]

The only thing you should be looking for in women is death throes. Defile them while their bodies still twitch. Blood, agony, Black & Decker.

[CaptainBubba]

Jealousy can be solved in all cases by just saying that the person will be dead before they're 30.

If they're older than 30 then just say that they've lived a sad sad life.

If they haven't lived a sad sad life then you must kill them.

[James]

No no. I'm very happy for the guy and his abiltiy to nail two women, who in turn nail each other.

I just want the same thing. Damn bitches owe me. Hell, they owe damn near all of us, for the shit we have to put up with.

[Esuohlim]

Maybe if you believed in love. >:

[Protoclown]

If you believed in love the girls would flock to you, Jamesman. It is very sad :tear

[kellychaos]

http://www.cherlivingproof.com/gallery/19.jpg

[sadie]

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[James]

That's hilarious, Proto. Really, it is. See, I'm laughing over here. Ha. Hah ah ha. See?

Seriously, wether I believe in love or not has nothing to do with women bieng bitches. I believed in love, now I don't. Hasn't changed anything, other than the fact that I don't care as much about women being bitches, because I'm not investing anything into them, and expecting anything more than just that.

[soundtest]

I've realized that love does not exist because when I have it, I inadvertantly destroy it. Every time I'm in a relationship, I raise the bar - my expectations of what 'love' is - a little higher with every stupid thing I do or don't do and every time I take what I have for granted. Each time I raise it, that bar gets a little harder for her to reach. Eventually she can no longer reach it at all and is left with no other choice but to give up. I blame her for her lack of faith and love and take comfort in the fact that she never really loved me because if she was the one, she would have reached that bar no matter how high I raised it. And then I am sad.

But I think you're just really talking about sex here so I guess relevance = 0;

[Zosimus]

I just want the same thing. Damn bitches owe me. Hell, they owe damn near all of us, for the shit we have to put up with.

with your attitude, no wonder you aren't getting any! Women rarely re-act very well to being called "bitches". Maybe if you cleaned up your act a bit, you'd get lucky next time!

[wreckreation]

It's not worth it anyways. Save your money and travel. That and raise your standards of what you consider "hot".

[CaptainBubba]

Whenever you fellas get in the "love does/doesn't exist" discussion I always ask the same thing and you all ignore it.

What the fuck is love?

There. I added "the fuck". That should do it. >:

You can't argue somethings existence without clearly defining it.

[wreckreation]

you can't ever clearly define something. so what was your point?

[Jixby Phillips]

Jamesman I hope you are being ironic.

[CaptainBubba]

There should be a grammar forum where you guys can be cool all day long talking about the insertion of commas and apostrophes. Youd all be so original and it would really zing all us dummies. ;)

[Esuohlim]

There should be a grammar forum where you guys can be cool all day long talking about the insertion of commas and apostrophes. Youd all be so original and it would really zing all us dummies. ;)

I bet the absence of an apostrophe in "you'd" was purely deliberate and ironic just so people like me can fall for it and point it out, eh CaptianBubba? ;)

[Ninjavenom]

Christ, you guys sure are jaded, aren't you? Don't believe in love? I mean.. come onnnnn. ;)


Come onnnnnn. ;)


....Come onnnnn. ;)

[James]

Everyone needs to coooooooooooll out!

I just want two hot girls to fool around with. Has nothing to do with if love is real or not. Lots of people fuck without being in love.

Bitches.

[jin]

LOVE IS FOR HUMANS.

Humans, yuck.

aEHhaEhaHEhaEHhaEhahe

[Helm]

Love is a social construct, partly the rationalization of lust. Lust is the animalistic drive instilled in all animals, so as to mate. Therefore, we're using the only thing that seperates us from animals, logic, as an excuse to indulge in our instinctual urges. Instinct has a distinct main purpose, the continued existance of species, as well as a number of secondary functions that serve this end, like the need of dominance, or the inherent need of protection of oneself, and of his bloodline. Basic emotions are what it uses as tools to steer us towards these goals, thus when one does not mate, he is going to grow depressed. Furthermore, the cultural context of such a man, is no less instinctually-shaped, and will mark this man doing for not achieving his primordial purpose, in a number or ways. When a man mates, endorphin rushes to the brain, telling him that all is well, and he's doing his part. The hold instinct has on the human mind is amazing. Furthermore, every time one indulges in instinctual desire, be it 'positive' (mating) or negative (removing threatening factors, like people when in need) he is essentially making the instinctual grip over him stronger. We're basically selling our freedom for orgasms, because it feels good.

So Jamesman, my advice is: forget about sex. Channel your energy into something that you don't just 'feel' is good, but rather can be quantified as being important in a non-instictual manner, like artistic creation. Emotion is deceptive. Be more critical of your urges, and indulge in them with care, if at all. Do not act upon emotion lightly. Be aware that when you do, you're little less than an animal, and like an animal you're on a short leash, furthering goals that are not really yours.


And yeah, I'm silly for taking things too seriously, I'm aware.

[sadie]

freedom is an illusion anyways.

and it sounds to me like jamesman is leaning toward the opposite of what you're prescribing.

[Helm]

How is freedom an illusion?

What do you suggest, then?

[kellychaos]

I think Jamesman needs to rub one out before he self-combusts. Ain't no shame in that game. It's just us talkin', ya know. :/

[sadie]

freedom is an illusion because even our "free" will is limited by the choices we're given. i see it work with my son every day. i give him choices so he feels some freedom, some control. as long as you recognize said limitations, you're "free" to say "freedom" exists.

and what do i suggest for what? jamesman's issue?

[Helm]

I'm not talking about the freedom to act as you will, but the freedom to think as you will. It can only be had by denying your instinctual side.

And I ment, what do you propose one does since there's, as you say no freedom? Indulge in whatever makes him 'happy'?

[kellychaos]

What do you reckon about a man like Isaac Newton who was rumored to to have died a virgin. While I'm certain he was intellectually satisfied, do you think he was a happy man?

[Helm]

No, but happiness is overrated. Being free is more imporant than being happy.

[sadie]

even our thought processes are governed by our experiences and innate wiring. what exactly is the mind to you? is it eternal? do you believe in an eternal soul?

i understand what you mean about denying your instincts in order to discover what's yours alone, separate from nature. but is it neverending? will there come a time when you're not afraid to embrace all that you are, including your instincts?

and, i think i've said this before, but happiness, while it used to be my main goal in life, is just a sliver of it. i don't know exactly what to call it, but i'm more into a rightness of being and acting--not right based on social mores, but right founded in what i know, and not "know" as in think.

:( i know i'm a rambler.

[kellychaos]

It doesn't sound like freedom so much as choosing between alternatives. You can just as easily be a slave to intellectualism. The truest "freedom", in the sense that you seem to be talking about, would be total detachment (in the Buddhist sense), wouldn't it? I think I'd prefer a balance myself than a slave to either.

[CaptainBubba]

I only wanna bang one chick. Two would just be awkward.

Actually even one would still be kinda akward...two would make me really nervous and my dick would get all scaredy. :(

[James]

Blah blah blah. Stop bringing up love.

And sex isn't the most important thing in the world, but busting a nut's all I'm really good at. So I won't forget about it.

Threesome. >:

[sadie]

y'know, if you'd take those defensive blinders off, you'd see there's more than enough room in one's worldview for sex and love of all kinds. and threesomes, too.

[James]

What does that even MEAN? :lol

And stop talking about love. I'm not going to end up having this become another debate. >:

[sadie]

debates are fun. and you need to get real. >:

[CaptainBubba]

Twosome. >:

[James]

debates are fun. and you need to get real. >:

Yes, debates are fun. But this whole argument about how I feel about love has been done two or three times already. Unoriginal bastards.

Now where are the bitches to suck my dick?

[sadie]

i'm calling the aspca on you. heathen. >:

[kellychaos]

i'm calling the aspca on you. heathen. >:

PETA :)